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YESU Mag: Erica Mukisa Kimani Quotes

With PRAYER, you can never go wrong. Because people have not understood that prayer is very important to them, they end up becoming victims of false prophets. They hear that today there is a Man of GOD with anointing oil from Holy Israel, they run. There is a prophetess who is washing people's legs and then they become prosperous, they go to be washed. Someone is selling a holy hanky, they go for it. Another one is selling holy water, they run because they are fidgeting, they do not know how to make it in life...

Sitaani tagaba talanta [Translated from Luganda: Satan does not give talents]...

[CHORUS] Ah ah, YESU yasangude gano amaziga gange, kale! Ah ah, kati omukisa gukulu, gukulukuta-a, ah! Ah ah, YESU yanywegede, omusajja yanywegede, kale. Ah ah, kati amafuta gakulu, gakulukuta. [VERSE ONE] Nga silina YESU, Sitani yanbonya bonya, Sitani yantulugunya, kale. Omusajja YESU, nze yeyansumulula, nakutula ezo enjegere. Ab'oluganda YESU mumuleke abalwanile entalo, agobe ebibalumba byona. Lwakuba YESU, entalo yaziwangula, yaziwangula zona. [HOOK] Ono YESU yansumulula. Ebyalibintawanya YESU nabimegana. Amaziga nagasangula. Silimba, ono YESU yansumulula-ahh. Without this JESUS, I would be dead. Satan and his demons would mess my life. But now am free to sing for Christ, in the name of JESUS, the Victory... (Lyrics from the song "Omukisa" by ERICA ft. EVANS)

The Devil is bad...

The Bible says: We overcame Satan by the Blood of the Lamb and the word of our testimony...

I thank GOD for my daughter Zoe Maisha Sonyiwa Kimani...

Erica holding "Part One"...

We have written books, you need to know what's happening. There's "Erica Part One: Seven Years In Hell". In this book, we talk about people who cause people's souls to fly. We talk about the entertainment industry, how these celebrities are also being used by the Enemy to initiate your children into the Kingdom of Darkness. We expose everything that is in the entertainment industry. 

And then we have "Erica Part Two: Eighteen Years with Lucifer". In this testimony, we talk about the New World Order, we are telling people about what they should expect and how to prepare themselves because when you know the truth, the truth that you know sets you free. And then there is "Witchcraft & Spiritual Warfare", very many people are victims of Witchcraft but they do not know how to get free. That's why people take advantage. People ask people for money to be delivered. You don't need to pay anyone for money. Just get this information for yourself and know how to pray. There is "The Truth About Money". You want to know why some people are so rich and others are very poor, and why money is not taught about in schools. You find an Economics professor borrowing money from his student yet he is teaching on Economics. He is teaching about money yet he himself has not grasped the knowledge on how to make money. You need to be your own boss. You don't have to work for other people... You will begin to see money in a different way. We also talk about people who print the money. Only a handful of people are permitted to print money and the majority of people are supposed to hustle to get money, to get a piece of paper... And then there is "Erica Part Four: Death, Hell & Heaven", I still talk about my experiences, the Kingdom of Darkness and the Kingdom of GOD. I'm promising you by the time you are through with this, I talk about angels and the different ministries of these angels. Angels are ministering spirits, so I explain to you with my experiences, GOD enabled me to see certain things. If you really want to know, you can find these books on our website: www.lifeisspiritual.org or you can get these books on Amazon and then in Uganda Bookshop, Enjoy Bookshop and Aristok Bookshop. In Kenya, feel free to contact the numbers below (+254-717-062098 Timsimon Kimani; +254-799-733775 Erica Mukisa) if you want to share your experience... We are not about giving people stories, we want experiences that can help someone out there, that can encourage someone...

Real Spiritual Life Centre in Jinja (Uganda), World Share Foundation: +256-777-580574; +256-756-580574; +256-702-002365...

To support the ministry, you can donate through PayPal address: info@lifeisspiritual.org or through www.sendwave.com +254717062098 (Timsimon Kimani) or +254799733775 (Erica Mukisa). If you want to share your testimony on our platform please contact the numbers...

P. O. Box 1929 - 00232 Ruiru, Kenya (East Africa)...

Go to... www.glorywave.com or you can find me on my Facebook page: Erica Belinda Ministries or my YouTube channel which is Erica Mukisa and my husband also has a YouTube channel where we share testimonies... (You can check out Bamboo Presents Erica Mukisa's Testimony of Witchcraft and Deliverance. It goes from Number 1, 2, 3 and so on and so forth. We just use it as a platform to... minister to people and encourage them... You can also find me on Facebook: Life is spiritual Ministries, online also: lifeisspiritual.org)...

My mother and father did not stop praying. Everytime people spoke, they went to their closet, bedrooms, knelt down and prayed, declared what they wanted to see in my life...

GOD is faithful...

Many Christians are frustrated because they do not know how to pray... Let me ask you a question: The people you ask to pray for you, don't you think they also have needs and problems because they have responsibilities? You are going to go to a pastor who has thousands of followers. You will line up and even pay some money to see the pastor and then you will go and tell him: Pray for me! And he will tell you: I'll pray for you. Then he will say: Next! The truth is: YOU HAVE TO PRAY FOR YOURSELF! You have to be firm, rooted in the Word of GOD because the days we are in are dangerous days. For some time, churches were closed. You mean to say some people's salvation was also closed because they cannot access the Man and Woman of GOD. You mean to say they stopped to be born again. Christians we have to wake up. An example of Pastor Dan, my friend. He was a carpenter before he entered ministry and he had a friend at his place of work; they were all born again. Then there was this sister in church, the sister is a nurse and the pastor's friend was interested in the sister. He wanted to marry that sister but because he is a carpenter and this sister is a nurse, he felt a bit shy to go and talk to her about marriage. So the friend tells pastor: Please go and talk to sister so and so concerning my issue, file my petition! Tell that sister that I want to marry her. And pastor goes faithfully and approaches the sister: My friend wants to marry you. Pastor didn't know that the sister was interested in him. So when pastor went to sister, the sister was like: What about you, aren't you a man? Me am not interested in your friend. Actually I want to get married to you, hahaha! The friend sat, he waited for response, he waited. The next thing he saw: Brother so and so is planning to get married to -, and that is how many Christians' destinies are stolen because they do not know how to pray for themselves. They go to false prophets and then the false prophets steal their destinies...

Spare some time everyday to talk to GOD...

PRAYER is communication to GOD...

After all the pastors here have prayed with you, you also need to go back home and PRAY for yourself...

Certain things are maintained through prayer. You are asking GOD for marriage, you think marriage is the soap that you see on TV, Alejandro and Alejandras?! You think it is a bed of roses, he will bring you sunflowers and chocolates and ice cream? Hehe! You think marriage is listening to music and going to beautiful places? To maintain your marriage, you must be a prayerful person... Things are maintained in prayer, it's not even about the food you cook, it's not even about the makeup. It goes beyond the materialistic things. Life is spiritual...

We would gather every 15th of October, all the powerful witchdoctors all over the world and we would go to Lake Victoria, we had an altar there and then we would begin to perform rituals, deep stuff where we would steal people's stars because a destiny is seen in form of a star. So men who sleep around with women and women who sleep around with men, there are some people who are trained to steal people's stars. And once they sleep with you and you are in sin, they have an open door, they can easily access your life and they take your destiny. There are some women you sleep with and your life begins to go down and down until you become useless. You begin to lose friends, everything... and that's when they go to another person; they are destiny thieves. There are people who fight destiny, they are destiny killers like Joseph's brothers. Remember Joseph dreamt the 11 stars bowing before his star including the sun and the moon and the brothers were able to see that this boy would be great in future. They began to plan on how to kill him so that they could fail his dream from coming to pass. Every family has such kinds of people...

I got saved when I was 18. I was on my way to destruction but by the grace of GOD, GOD had mercy upon me. I was prayed for, I went through deliverance, I thank GOD for my mother. My mother is so prayerful. Every mother, I want to encourage you to pray for your children despite what they are doing, going through, your prayer really counts. It's by the grace of GOD I had a really prayerful mother who mobilised intercessors and different pastors to pray for me. In that process, GOD delivered me from the powers of Darkness. It was on a Friday night, I was supposed to be ordained. By being ordained to the Kingdom of Satan, I was going to be promoted and I would now be controlling the principalities of Uganda. The leading witchdoctor in Uganda announced that they also had some invited witchdoctors from around the world they were going to meet in a certain hotel; it's in Mukono in Uganda and they were going to witness my ordination meaning I was going to be married to the Devil and Satanic marriage is not the marriage that we know, they just channel someone and turn that person into a portal or an altar that can usher or conjure spirits from the spirit world into this dimension. So I was going to be turned into that, all the sorcerors and witches were now going to be consulting from me... GOD had mercy upon me. HE knew once I went for that ordination, there would not be any coming back. So HE just sent HIS angels to deliver my soul from that bondage the Enemy had put me in. I did not sell my soul but because I had been covenanted to the Devil, the Devil used a popular secular artiste to trap me and my soul was caged in a glass. So those people who are following celebrities and you think, you know, these celebrities are just shining, there's nothing attached to their power or fame or success; some of these people or most of them have sold their souls to Satan. So when I got delivered, I started now doing ministry. But I wanted to know GOD because I had known about the Kingdom of Darkness. I had been serving the devil but now I had given my life to Christ and I didn't know much about salvation. So I needed this encounter with GOD in order for me to make a final decision to serve GOD. By then, I was double-minded: I was serving GOD but then I didn't even know why. I was just born again because I wanted security. I was told that if you get out of salvation, Satan would take you back and I didn't want to go back. So I was trying everything to please GOD but I didn't know more about this GOD. So I went and ministered in some place in Mityana (Uganda) and on our way back, I was with different ministers but I was involved in an accident. This accident almost took my life but by the grace of GOD, GOD used that moment to reveal HIMSELF to me. The person I was with on the bike died; he did not make it but I survived. I almost died, almost crossed to the other world but GOD had Mercy upon me because HE needed to reveal HIMSELF to me so that I serve HIM with all my heart. When you are serving GOD, you don't serve for material gain...

#SaturdayConfessions on TV47 (Kenya), Trading With The Devil: I did not plan to become a Devilworshipper... My dad thought his mother was a herbalist. Later after getting initiated, I realised that witchdoctors and sorcerors use herbs; they have a way of mixing roots, stems and leaves and use them against people and that is what they call Witchcraft... I was a fourth generation of sorcerors... After introducing me to our ancestors, (my grandmother) slept on the grave and made me sleep on the grave... So my soul began to leave my body... Your soul is the real you, it is the spiritual body; this is just a housing. Sorcerors have the ability to get out of their body and travel in the spirit world. When they travel there, they are able to get assignments and some of the people who have sold their souls to the Devil travel to the spirit world and then they are able to come up with music, ideas that are extraordinary and then here, we look at them as celebrities, they are popular... These people who can travel into the spirit world are able to see things that will happen in future... When I got out of my body, I visited my dead ancestors. I was meeting my great great grandparents and they were telling me that they were also sorcerors, so I was going to take over their mantle and I met with the Angel of Death who gave me an assignment and my first assignment as a sorceror was to cause accidents and I was also assigned to fight ministries and marriages. They told me that with time I would be able to know their deep secrets... In school, I became rebellious, no teacher could discipline me because if they tried to discipline me in class, I would deal with them in the night while they are sleeping. I would beat them and they would think they are dreaming about me but I would beat them and then when they wake up, their hand is swollen. So they can't explain to the other teachers what happened. They would be asked: How can you dream about your student? Some teachers began to distance themselves from me because of the kind of student I was and my performance began to go down. Then I ended up moving from that school to another school called Victoria Primary School. As I was in Victoria Primary, my aunty who was also a sorceror because my dad comes from a family of sorcerors, took me deeper into Satanism. She now introduced me to that lifestyle of the world. I had grown up in a Christian family where we go to Church every Sunday and there are certain things you cannot do if you are raised by Christian parents. When I went to my aunty's place, life was so different compared to the life at home: She introduced me to secular music, all kinds of movies, the world and alcohol. I thought as a youth... that was the way to live; I didn't know that I was being trapped. When she introduced me to some of the celebrities just like any other person, I thought it was about talent, you know: You just have a voice, you go to the studio, record and then you know, go to TV, take your music; that is what I thought but later when I was introduced to one of the popular celebrities in Uganda, I realised that NO, life is spiritual. These people add spirituality to their music for them to be so popular or so successful in the industry. They either have to be in the Kingdom of GOD or in the Kingdom of Darkness, there's nothing like being inbetween. Those that are trying to make it with their talent are going to be struggling throughout but the people that are deeply involved into Witchcraft and sorcery are those at the top...

[Erica, Part 3:] 

Unfortunately, Islam itself is one of Satan's religions which he uses to deceive over one billion humans on Earth. Even in Islam's own oral tradition or Hadith, it is written Abdullah b. Mas'ud reported that ALLAH's messenger said: There is none amongst you with whom is not an attache from amongst the jinn (devil or demon)...

Nowadays idols are not just statues or sculptures but living human beings... and are called superstars. If one who appears to be a successful person does not acknowledge JESUS Christ as the source of their power, then there is witchcraft involved. These celebrities are used to promote Satan's agenda, especially for the New World Order in areas like homosexuality, lesbian, gay, transgender (LGBTQ), feminism, divorce, abortion, immorality, alcoholism, crime, Satan worship... These evil trends are promoted and marketed by "pop(ular)" culture. So what you would call a celebrity is what I would call a principality. I've written about celebrities and their role in the kingdom of darkness in "Erica Part Two: Eighteen Years With Lucifer"...

The Word of GOD refers to HIS people as cities...

Sex is a channel through which these celebrities are able to steal people's stars. That is why celebrities often sleep with very many people but mostly they target virgins. Some of these celebrities have killed people in cold blood and eaten their bodily organs... The public never see what the celebrity has done in order to acquire that kind of power. For example, in my country, there is a celebrity musician (Jose Chameleone in news reports) who burnt someone to death but nothing was ever done to him...

Secular music and the entertainment industry is used as a portal to conjure spirits from the spiritual... to the physical world so that they can have access to the lives of the fans... I advise people to listen to music that worships GOD and gives HIM praise. David would make worship music and glorify GOD with his talent, the result was that he would play and demons would be forced to leave. So music can invite the presence of the one being glorified into the room. Secular music invites demons into the life of the listener...

The Beast System is the digital financial system...

Dreams of sex are an indication of... a very spiritual marriage...

Hollywood, California, USA, is a witchcraft hub... Artists like Erykah Badu openly admit to being witches... the person who goes to a witch is a... blind witch...

A sorceror is a person who has totally sold himself out to the Devil... A sorceror controls territories and regions... an altar of evil spirits and fallen angels. Sorcerors are often times more successful financially and have more influence than witches. Most secular celebrities are sorcerors. Lucifer uses them as a portal... to operate effectively in this physical world and to transfer evil spirits into other people through sexual immorality (covenants), sexual abuse, sodomy, molestation and pedophilia. These evil spirits can also be transferred through their music and movies. This explains why in most movies and music videos, there is satanic symbolism such as the star of Moloch (the hexagram [which appears on the Israeli flag]), the baphomet (satanic devil) horns, pyramids, one hand over the eye, 666 in the form of someone putting three fingers up and two digits touching the thumb in the OK gesture, Nakedness, sexually provocative dancing and lyrics, etc... A sorceror can appear at two places at the same time...

Satan can move from one place to another in a moment's time anywhere in the world...

A wizard is more brilliant than a sorceror... Imagine all the computer wizkids of the world using their skills to preach the gospel, instead of gathering data by spying on their fellow human beings through technology and selling it to intelligence agencies and big governments so that they can in turn build the New World Order... A wizard has the ability to see in the spirit, see visions, interprete dreams and read seasons and times. The Wise Men who were able to see JESUS' star in the East were not ordinary men. These men were wizards who... could see the destinies of people...

When the child of GOD chooses not to be afraid, he has overcome half the battle. Fear, in the realm of the spirit is a tangible spirit like a cloud... One who has sold his/ her soul to Satan must denounce and renounce Satan and then proceed to deal with every covenant they have entered into...

The Vatican is a center of divination, pedophilia, homosexuality and every ungodly abomination you could possibly imagine. It is the single largest center of idolatry in the entire world. The Catholic Church is not the body of Christ... Leave Catholicism and have a relationship directly with GOD the Father through the Lord JESUS Christ...

False prophets can imitate miracles, signs and wonders utilizing witchcraft power...

The Starbucks symbol was a half naked mermaid with her legs spread. Starbucks is clearly showing you the source of their power. The marine kingdom and their influence over business cannot be understated...

There are evil spirits for every evil deed in the world...

Let the fire of GOD locate... tokens,... points of contact and... destroy instruments of surveillance whether they be rings, mirrors, chains, charms, talismans or amulets. We destroy demonic technology...

[Erica, Part 4:] 

I was born in 1991 on the 26th of August... daughter of Emmanuel and Bernadette Waiswa... I have one brother, Evans Mwesigwa... studying Theology in Bible College. I started ministry on the 22nd of February 2009...

Tim and I met in 2017 during missionary work and we were married in 2019... The attacks and battles we have faced are so numerous that we will write about them in forthcoming "Erica" publications. Tim has been very instrumental in helping me write all of my books and is also an author of the financial publication "The Truth About Money" a book which exposes the satanic global banking system... These publications are great tools for the preaching of the Gospel...

When I was just eight years old, my grandmother A. Teosdoniah Ghandi took me to a graveyard where she initiated and covenanted me to the dead. Her own mother whom she sacrificed was also buried there...

At the foot of Hell, I was able to meet with my ancestors and the Angel of Death. The Angel of Death was traveling on a pale white horse... The discussion I had with my ancestors is in Erica Part One - Seven Years In Hell... The Angel of Death revealed to me the birds that he uses to transfer death through witchcraft. A crow, owl, bat and pigeon. The death angel took me to the valley of death and he told me that the reason why he keeps going there is because there is music that appeases his spirit and that music is of people who were murdered in cold blood and those who died prematurely like miscarriages, sacrifices, accidents, wars, sicknesses, suicides, abortions, etc... He whispers a song of death into people's ears and they commit suicide. He said he also whispered the same song into Judas Iscariot's ears after he had betrayed JESUS and he committed suicide. He is sustained by the death of humanity... Rihanna sang about the Angel of Death in a song entitled "Umbrella"...

The details of how I met with Satan are in my second book "Erica Part Two - Eighteen Years With Lucifer"...

[Transcribed from a Video entitled Erica's Testimony about Heaven and Eternal Value:] When you are serving GOD, you don't serve to get the things of this world because the things of this world are vanity! You serve GOD because you love HIM...

The name JESUS has the ability to change someone from filth to beautiful, the soul is more beautiful than the physical body... I was breathing the presence of GOD... Fresh air... More than Oxygen...

The soil was friendly where I was standing... In Heaven, you don't hustle to get gold, gold is just there...

Plants would bow to the KING of Kings... Plantations have ears, they worship their GOD... Fruits that are ready to be eaten without any maggots...

Heaven has more technology than the technology here on Earth...

The world is full of lies (and) hatred, the people you think love you will be the ones toasting to your death...

The angel told me: Everything you have worked for, you have laboured in vain... Because you were not in a relationship with our Master. You were serving GOD for security reasons... How many pastors are serving GOD for money, power, opening up YouTube account channels to be followed...

Silver Cord/ By'olina okumanya ku lujegere oluyunga omwoyo gw'omuntu ku mubiri, lwaki bwe tufa nalwo lubula? [What you need to know about the cord that attaches a person's soul to the body, why when we die it also disappears]: The time someone is announced dead, 40 minutes from that time, the person can come back to their body because the silver cord has not yet been broken and the spirit is not totally out. That means if that person is prayed for, the person can come back in their body if GOD allows it to happen...

It's not because you are a pastor's child that you will go to Heaven, it's because your name is in the Book of Life... I thought when you die, you just go straight to Heaven, my dear, there are protocols to be observed...

I saw a 1st Gate being opened from above me... I saw people who had just made it to Heaven like me. They were sick and probably a pastor went to hospital and now that they had given their lives to Christ, they made it... The angel said they will allow me to see what they wanted me to see... The Survivors, these were people who were rich... They never wanted to know anything about GOD... They were begging GOD to give them a second chance to go back and do what they were supposed to do. They had been there for thousands of years...

From the 1st to the 2nd Heaven, it's like there are ladders and I would see angels guarding the gates, you don't just enter. There are angels there who don't smile, they don't laugh. They see from all angles. In the 2nd Heaven is where I found Christians, they were saved, they go to Church on Sunday, they give offerings and tithe but at their place of work, they are corrupt. When they were going to die is when they repented but in Church they were recognised. They were given the front seats in church, they were always recognised by the man of GOD but behind the scenes, they were not faithful. They were just acting their salvation so when they were about to die is when they repented and put their life straight with GOD. They would have achieved more than what they were working for. The angel told me they got their reward while on Earth, they sat next to the pastor, they were known, praised. Even in Heaven, they will be put where they are comfortable... GOD can consume you if you are not ready for it... When pastor would say: Let us worship GOD!, for them they do not have time to stand and worship. They want the pastors to read the Bible for them. They want the pastors to pray for them, they cannot pray for themselves: Man of GOD, pray for this anointing oil, I'll be putting it in my food... They want someone to intercede on their behalf... They do not want to go to GOD but they want someone to go to GOD for them... Even in the 2nd Heaven, there are many people...

Coming to the 3rd Heaven, my heart began to cry, I felt broken. These were servants of GOD we knew to be generals, GOD's mighty servants. The angel told me: Most of these megachurches, when their pastors die, they come here. Why? It's because they have not served GOD the way they are supposed to serve HIM. They have been looking for money, power, fame. Every pastor that rises up is looking for a radio station and a TV station to draw crowds to himself. They want to be praised, they want to be treated like the Kings. So they have taken the place of GOD. They want to preach from Sunday to Sunday. If they have not preached, there is no sermon. And they preach what people want to hear: material things. Because of that, GOD has allowed them to get their reward while they are still on Earth so that when they come here, they will not have anything to ask for... I saw one, I will not name him because he already got his reward, up to now, they still praise him. He was telling me: Tell my wife, I misled her, tell her to serve GOD faithfully, tell her not to look for material things. How I wish we knew what I know, I would be in the heavenlies. I would be next to the KING of Kings. I got what I wanted but that's not what I needed; I needed to know GOD at a personal level. I needed to be a friend of GOD... We are looking at them on TV putting on expensive suits, driving... Here we are celebrating them internationally, we are sharing them on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, not knowing that GOD has used us to reward them, hahaha... They have mentored people to do so, their sons and daughters are doing what they did because they think that's the right thing... I heard one prominent voice of a pastor in Nigeria because I had been hearing of him as a general, a situation where you find a man of GOD being fanned... at the pulpit, they can't even fan themselves. Where has this come to?

The 4th Gate was opened and from the 4th Gate to the 6th Gate, they are connected. This one can go to the other side but the gates are open, those are the people who were in the presence of GOD, who were friends of GOD. In the 4th Gate, I saw Christians who were devoted. Yes, they didn't pray a lot, they didn't do deliverance - the kind of prayers that pastors do for people, they didn't hold crusades, they didn't hold microphones to praise and worship but when there was need to stand with the ministry, they would sell their pieces of land to support the work of GOD. These are people who gave up everything, they would... sacrifice their children's school fees to make sure the Gospel is preached. These are the people who honoured the servants of GOD, they wouldn't stand to see their pastor dressed in a torn suit... When they were at their places of work, they did not compromise their integrity. They represented the Kingdom of GOD and people admired them, they admired the Christ they had. They had not been into so much intimacy (with GOD but) GOD found them worthy to be in the 4th Heaven... It's beautiful compared to the other Heavens...

Then I looked at the 5th Heaven, wow! There is a lady, she was very old, she's an intercessor. GOD said, the Angel revealed to me that GOD put that lady in that place because she had been serving faithfully and no one even rewarded her, no one ever said thank you. She put it on her heart to pray for every individual in the Church without even telling them that: I prayed for you. You know, nowadays, a pastor prays for you, he goes on internet, goes on YouTube and says: I'm the one who prayed for so and so. But this lady served faithfully, she used to intercede, go to church early to clean the chairs, she was cleaning the bathrooms. Sometimes, she would be cleaning and people spit where she has cleaned and she goes back without complaining and she cleans. That lady was gathering herself treasures in the Kingdom of GOD. The moment she died, she was taken in that place. Everytime GOD is presenting people that were rewarded, HE recognises that woman. HE says: This woman served me faithfully. She was always in the presence of GOD. Whenever there was praise and worship, she was lying down on the floor praising her GOD, she wouldn't mind people who were surrounding her as long as she is with her GOD, everything else doesn't matter. The woman loved GOD, she sacrificed everything to serve GOD including her life. When she died because she had not been working, am not telling you not to go to work, but you can serve GOD wherever you are. When this lady died, she did not make money to treat herself but the moment she crossed from this dimension to where she is, even the people who died and were rich and were generals, they can't be where she is right now and she's going to be there forever and ever and she will be honoured, a star forever and ever. Everyone will be looking at her and admiring her beauty, wow! When we are serving GOD, we are not looking for material gains, let us serve GOD wholeheartedly! Let us love HIM as a friend, a father!

The 6th Heaven is where I saw the people we read about in the Bible: the Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, is where I saw Israel, here in this planet we call him Jacob... is where you find Abraham, people like David, people that have inspired the Church, people that wrote words that come out of the mouth (and) heart of GOD; Saints. From the 6th Heaven to the 7th Heaven is where I saw a Throne that has been exalted above all thrones... KING of Kings... HOLY of Holies, you cannot comprehend HIM, you cannot compare HIM, you cannot limit HIM... HE's everywhere, no wonder David said: The Earth is HIS footstool... There are angels assigned to cover HIM. Even when they have covered where HE is, you can still feel the presence... from the Heavens to this planet. Even the trees were bowing, the birds were worshipping on this planet, I said: Wow, what a GOD! The only thing I was allowed to see was the hair because I needed to see if we are really made in HIS image. GOD has hair but because HE is the Ancient of Days, HIS hair is not this grey that our grandparents have, it is somehow whiter than that grey and it's beauty-iful. HE is older than all your grandparents including Adam. Everyone went down and we began to worship. In that 7th Heaven is where you find the 24 Elders, what are they doing? They are worshipping HIM, fall down to their faces: GOD, YOU're holy; GOD, YOU're beautiful, GOD, YOU're awesome, wonderful, righteous! That is the language GOD understands, not: Holy Fire, burn dem! Haha, not those things... I began to hide my head because HIS presence was too much... HE asked me: You requested to see ME and you requested to stay here (Speaking calmly, HE doesn't shout but HIS voice echoes way to... Hell), which Heaven would you fit in? I said: GOD, I don't know but YOU know everything about me. YOU know where I would fit. HE said: Right now, you cannot stand MY presence yet you're not in any Heaven. Then HE stood up, I was not looking at HIM directly, my head was bowed but because I was in HIS presence, I would feel HIM moving. HE went to the 6th Heaven and now HE was coming to the 5th Heaven and I screamed: My GOD, don't come closer! Why? I was beginning to get consumed by HIS presence... HE said: Now you would be in the 2nd Heaven. If you had tried, you would be in the 3rd...

Headlines from Ono Bwino Newspaper in the Columns entitled "Emboozi Ya Erica/ Amazima/ Agakaawa [Translated from Luganda: Conversation Of Erica/ The Truth/ Bitter Things]" usually on Page 12 onwards every Tuesday, written by Hope B. Nabulime and Gorrette Namuyomba: 

AKATABO KA ERICA PART 3: Laba engeri emizimu gye giwasaamu abantu: Gibalesaawo abaagalwa ne giwamba amaka [ERICA'S BOOK PART 3: See how demons marry people: They make them separate with lovers and conquer homes]

Engeri eddogo erisiranya abafumbo gye baliyisa mu birabo by'okuzaala, embaga n'okwanjula [How Witchcraft that brings curses to married couples is passed through gifts during baby showers, weddings and introductions]

AKATABO KA ERICA PART 4: Sitaani ampa empeta entwala mu nsi y'emizimu, nsisinkana malayika w'okufa [ERICA'S BOOK PART 4: Satan gives me a ring that takes me to the world of demons (ghosts), I meet the Angel of Death]

New World Order: Coronavirus bakakoze kugezesa ensi empya gye baleeta [Coronavirus was made to test the new world they are bringing] (Lwakubiri [Tuesday] 24th March - Mmande [Monday] 30th March 2020)

Ono Bwino Newspaper (in Luganda language)...

Quantum Tattoo: Ennamba 666 ewedde okuwandiisibwa mu nsi yonna laba engeri gye bagenda okugikuba abantu mu kubagema [The Number 666 has already been written in the whole world, see the way they are going to mark it on people through vaccination] (28th April - 4th May 2020) 

Amabanja: Enjegere New World Order z'egenda okusibisa abantu/ Mu kugezaako okutaasa abantu b'ensi zaabwe enjala ya Covid-19, amawanga gagenda kutunda eby'obugagga n'abantu baago mu buddu [Debts: Chains New World Order will use to tie people/ In trying to rescue citizens from Covid-19 hunger, countries will sell their riches and people (5th May - 11th May 2020)

Illuminati: Bwino atiisa ku famire zikanywa musaayi ezifuga ensi: Bwe bamala okutugema, baagala bafuge emmere gyetulya, buli muntu alina okubeera mu ddini yabwe emu empya [Scary facts on Blood-drinking Families that dominate the world: After they have vaccinated us, they want to dictate the food we eat, everyone must be in their new one religion] (12th May - 18th May 2020)

Emyoyo abantu gye basaba obugagga mu Illuminati/ Asmodeus: Yiino malayika ya Sitaani ereetera abafumbo okwenda n'okwetta [Spirits people ask for money in Illuminati/ Asmodeus: Here is the Angel of Satan that causes married people to cheat and kill themselves] (9th June - 15th June 2020)

Jezebel: Omwoyo gw'ekizikiza ogulumba abasajja nga beebase, okubatta amaka n'okusanyaawo Amakanisa [Dark spirit that attacks men when they are asleep, to ruin homes and destroy churches] (11th August - 17 August 2020)

ENEPSIGOS: Omuzimu Nnamba ssatu wa Sitaani alina emitwe 3, alemesa abakazi obufumbo n'okubakuba endwadde z'ekikaba badibe [Satan's Demon Number 3 with three heads, blocks women from marriage plus strikes them with sicknesses that make them unwanted] (25th August - 31st August 2020)

Puligaatooli y'Abakatoliki gy'eri? Wuuno Dante eyagenda mu ggeyeena ng'anyumya amaziga, okubonaabona okuliyo... Bannadiini, Bapaapa, abenzi, abali b'enguzi, ababbi envunyu zibalya kiro na misana [Does the Catholic Purgatory exist? Here is Dante who went to Gehena talking about tears, suffering there... Clergymen, Popes, adulterors, the corrupt, thieves (whom) maggots eat night and day] (8th September - 14th September 2020)

Engeri gye basuulamu abantu eddalu/ Biki abalalu bye balaba ebitalabibwa bantu balamu [How they make people mad/ What do mad people see that normal people don't] (19th January - 25th January 2021)

Ebyama ku mukazi ensi yonna gw'esinza nga Maama wa YESU: Kituufu Sitaani yamulagira okutta bba n'awasa mutabani we? [Secrets on the woman the whole world respects as the Mother of JESUS: Is it true Satan told her to kill her husband and marry her son?] (9th February - 15th February 2021)

Ebyama ku kabonero ka 'Taking The Knee'/ Lwaki kava mu nsi y'ekizikiza era kaviriddeko obufumbo bungi okusasika [Hidden truths about the gesture of 'Taking The Knee' (during marriage proposals)/ Why it comes from the dark world and causes breakups in many marriages]

SATAN SPEAKS: Ebyama ku kabonero akabeera ku mmotoka za Mercedes Benz [Hidden truths about the emblem on Mercedes Benz cars]

Christmas Tree/ Yava wa? Omukkiriza mu KATONDA yandibadde nayo mu nnyumba?/ Ekitufu ku lunaku lwa Christmas: Lwaki YESU teyazaalibwa mu December/ Abalukuza bakuza lunaku lwa mizimu [Christmas Tree/ Where did it come from? Should a believer in GOD have it in the house?/ The truth about Christmas Day/ Those who celebrate it celebrate the day of demons (or ghosts)]

Bohemian Grove: Ekifo abasajja... ne Bapulezidenti gye basaddakira abaana eri Sitaani nga babookya balamu [The place where men... and presidents sacrifice babies to Satan burning them alive]

The Angel of Death...
 
 
[Aiko (Podcast Transcriber)'s Note: JESUS saves from the Devil...]

Friday

Slickest Footballer On The Planet

My Childhood Dream was to become a Footballer like Romario, I turned into an Artist instead. I even imagined that I would remain short forever but now am above 1.7 metres tall; things change. In Primary 3, "Footballer" is what I wrote and drew for my Religious Education (RE) teacher when she asked us what we wanted to become in future; I was 8 years old. By 12, my dream had collapsed and died due to academic whips. Nevertheless, here are some players I fancied along the way plus the one I think is the Slickest of them all.
I started following football in the late 80s and John Barnes (at Liverpool) was my first hero. Then David Ginola (Tottenham), Ian Wright (Arsenal), the pompous Eric Cantona (Manchester United) and Australian Harry Kewell (Leeds); Matt LeTissier (Southampton) also made an impression because he was carefree and scored for fun, holds the record as the Best Penalty Taker. In my Jinja neighborhood, there was a boy with a big calf [Entumbwe] on one leg who dribbled well, Francis Mulero at Victoria Nile School had some good skill, Okateng had drive, Natuhereza was a very pitch-savvy footballer but unbelievably became Coach Niko instead in FUBA taking UCU Canons to Game 7; Lumu at Kalinabiri PS taught me the Zidane Spin; Steven Ddungu at SMACK was a marauder, Kiyingi was Rivaldo at leftback while Ocuku had technique, Katongole was a force to reckon with, Craig Lugemwa (defender) was my first BO Liga captain plus Ivan Earl Agaba and Gerald Okol had admirable ball movement; Ron Philip Beehamya had a big presence in midfield, Eric Kamya at Macos was silky; Alpha always wanted to win, John Semakula defended well and Justin Emedot was lively; there were many other talents at school but none joined The Cranes. Majid Musisi, Paul Hasule, Jackson Mayanja (who resembled my footballer cousin Charles Dramu), Ssekatawa and goalkeeper Sadiq Wassa made waves as Ugandan footballers plus Express Mukwano Gwa Banji was my Friendliest Club but I kind of fancied Fimbo, Hassan Mubiru, David Obua, Tony Mawejje, Emmanuel Okwii, Denis Onyango plus Caesar Okhuti from Arua (West Nile) as years went by. In the rest of Africa, Roger Milla (Cameroon), George Weah (Liberia), Nwankwo Kanu (Nigeria), Kalusha Bwalya (Zambia), Doctor Khumalo (South Africa), Sadio Mane (Senegal) and Billiat (Zimbabwe) made me pay attention. As teams, I liked Germany, Denmark (1992 Euro), Nigeria, Brazil and Bayern Munich but was not really a Diehard. Czech Republic played like aliens in the early 2000s and I fancied Milan Baros (a precursor to Luis Suarez at Steven Gerrard's Liverpool). However, it's Arsenal on Saturday 16th May 1998 with Emmanuel Petit and Patrick Vieira plus Marc Overmars coached by Arsene Wenger (who later became The Invincible One) that turned me into a real soccer fanatic. Let's go back to the beginning: I would get into a very bad mood for almost a week when Arsenal lost until I found mental valves that absorbed the pain to less than two days. Now I know that no matter how well you prepare, sometimes you can still lose. Robert Pires was my Favourite Gunner because he reminded me of JESUS, like a perfect 7. Wiltord, Seaman, Diawara (Very gifted Dribbler), Campbell, Lehmann, Fabregas, Djourou, Eduardo, van Persie, Nasri, Arshavin, Cazorla (ambidextrous like a big chapati) Ramsey aka Rambo, Giroud (Scorpion King), Fabianski, Ospina, Oezil, Martinez, Odegaard, Nketiah, Martinelli plus all the Arsenal Family around the world make me proud. I had tears in my eyes when Leeds beat Arsenal 1-0 in 2000 plus felt my heart melt to liquid in 2009 while Arsenal trailed Manchester United 1-3 at the Emirates Stadium in the 2nd Leg of the UEFA Champions League after losing 1-0 away; I have never felt that much emotion for any other sports team on the planet. Maybe Arua Hill (established in 2010) can become another favourite since I already adore the locality like crazy since Y2K but not up to tears nor molten-heart level. Also in Y2K, I admired Real Madrid with Raul Gonzalez, Fernando Morientes, Guti and Iker Casillas plus Barcelona with Luis Figo and Rivaldo in the UEFA Champions League. During the FIFA World Cup Germany 2006 knockout game against defending champions Brazil which France won with a Thierry Henry goal, Zinedine Zidane played at probably 100 percent perfection. David Villa performed spell-breaking wonders for Spain at South Africa 2010 (Omusaja oyo tebamuteka mu chupa [That man cannot be put in a bottle]). Personally, I believe without any arguments that Pep Guardiola was the Best Passer of the Ball in the 90s. When he took over at Barcelona, he introduced a Tikitaka passing style that literally conquered the world in 2009 and the Catalans became the 1st Team on Earth to win all six of the trophies available to them in a season. This team had many great players including Andres Iniesta. However, the Biggest Highlight for me was Lionel Messi. Although born in Argentina, if he ever gets naturalised Spanish citizenship, then he probably won the World Cup in 2010 by default; that group just oozed Barca from back to front. Pele was legendary (though he played before I was born), Maradona was great (watched him get banned for drugs), Cristiano scored many goals, Drogba was majestic, Lewandowski netted 5 goals in 9 minutes then broke Gerd Mueller's record after winning every match with Bayern in his first UCL triumph (2020), Mo Salah was the Pharaoh at the top like "more salat" but Messi has been superslick. He did not need tap-ins, headers nor penalties to score, he had the ability to create his goals from absolutely nothing. Messi is the Slickest Player on Earth and neighbouring planets whether Mars or Venus, name it! The Best Goal to describe his footballing intent was his first in the 2015 Copa del Rey Final against Athletic Bilbao. The opponents marked him hard with concentration and were very physical on him for the first 20 minutes of the game; I watched it from kickoff to end. Furious or not, Messi turned on some switch I did not understand and dribbled half the Bilbao team like a monster to break the deadlock. This was the stuff he did in training at La Masia if you tried to play tough on him, according to his teammates. Failing to win the 2014 FIFA World Cup yet he was very close transformed Messi; maybe Bayern Munich's Jerome Boateng and Manuel Neuer can attest to that...


LIONEL MESSI Quotes
I start early and I stay late, day after day, year after year, it took me 17 years and 114 days to become an overnight success...
I want to thank Football in general for what it has given me...
Sometimes you have to accept you can't win all the time...
I'm not the sort of guy who shouts and screams before a match...
Even the tough times... leave marks on you that shape your life...
I never think about the play or visualise anything. I do what comes to me at that moment. Instinct...
Every year I try to grow as a player and not get stuck in a rut. I try to improve my game in every way possible...
I've liked football since I was a kid and I've always dreamt of becoming a professional footballer. I never thought of any other job...
I want to be World Champion, but not to change the perception of others towards me or to achieve greatness like they say, but rather, to reach the goal with my tactical team and to add a World Cup to my list of titles...
You have to fight to reach your dream. You have to sacrifice and work hard for it...
There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy and smiling child. I always help in any way I can, even if it's just by signing an autograph. A child's smile is worth more than all the money in the world...
What I do is play soccer, which is what I like...
I don't need the best hairstyle or the best body. Just give me a call at my feet and I'll show you what I can do...
Something deep in my character allows me to take the hits and get on with trying to win...
Just focus on enjoying everything...
It doesn't matter if am better than Cristiano Ronaldo, all that matters is that Barcelona are better than Madrid...
Barcelona gave me everything, they took a chance on me when nobody else would. I never have any desire to play for anybody else, I will be here for as long as they want me...
One doesn't know what can happen in the future, but if it were up to me to decide, I would stay at Barcelona for the rest of my career...
After the (2014) World Cup, I did not feel like talking...
I'm enjoying life in Paris...
This (7th Ballon d'Or) trophy really is special... It gives me a feeling of accomplishment with the Argentine selection national team... 
Concerning my family and kids... I know that they really do enjoy the moments and I enjoy seeing them happy...
I also want to tell Robert (Lewandowski)... Last year (2020) everyone agreed that you were the winner and I think that France Football should give you the Ballon d'Or... and you can have it in your home... It couldn't be done because of the pandemic...
I'm more worried about being a good person than being the best player in the world. When all this is over, what are you left with?

Filipino (2020) by Aiko...
JUST GO [Translated to Lugbara: IMU LU]
On Friday 29th October 2021, DREW BINSKY finally reached the 197th destination in his mission to visit every country on Earth. His endless travelling started around January 2012 when he moved to Prague (Czech Republic) for studies until the worldwide Corona Virus Disease-19 pandemic delayed him from achieving his 2019 target for 18 months but after lockdowns ended, he visited Palau, Jamaica and Saudi Arabia, the only remaining countries in his travel itinerary. Below are some of his Quotes (transcribed from multiple videos):
I was born in Dallas, Texas but grew up in the hot desert of Phoenix, Arizona... I had been to about 20 states before I was 15 but never overseas. I first got interested in travelling after my... 10th birthday... In January 2017, I moved to Hanoi with my girlfriend and transitioned as a content creator when she bought me my first Canon video camera. I started focussing on making short videos from my travels and posting them on Facebook, not YouTube...
I'm a travel blogger and video maker who has visited every country on Earth. I travel full-time and tell stories about people and culture.
My goal is to spread peace, positivity and happiness...
I love meeting new people, eating new food and learning about new cultures... My #1 goal with everything is to inspire people to travel and I strive to be an influence and a resource to help you along the way...
In two years, I travelled to over 40 Asian countries. I became semi-fluent in the Korean language...
My parents bought me a globe for my 8th birthday... Every night before I went to sleep, I'd spin the globe and memorise all the countries and capitals and dream of visiting the 7 wonders of the world and farway places... Finishing every country in the world at 30 years old is a tremendous accomplishment...
Stay safe, be spontaneous and just go...
Even though I've completed my goal of 197 countries, I feel I have only just begun my life's adventure and I can't wait to keep making content in far away places. From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for being here...
I'm launching Just Go Meetups which I plan to turn into a worldwide travel networking club for like-minded people to meet in various cities. I started this because our online community of 9 Million is incredible and there is no better way to capitalize than face to face meetings. You can join in your city to hang out, network or make a new travel buddy...
During the last 10 years, I've experienced countless highs and lows... I've flown on 1,458 flights, riden on 1,117 buses and trains and created 1,241 videos all while chasing my life's mission to visit every single country in the world, but I've never travelled just for the numbers. In every nation, I did my best to immerse myself in the culture, ask questions and tell stories to help you and I better understand our fascinating world. The following are eight universal lessons I've learnt from my travels: #8. Humanity is beautiful no matter where you go; #7. Cities are the ever-growing hubs of humankind, and they do as much good as they do harm; #6. The world is safer than you think and 99.9 percent of people are good people; #5. So much of the world is untouched natural beauty, waiting to be discovered; #4. Wildlife is one of the  Most Precious Gifts we have on our planet; #3. Poverty does not always equal unhappiness; #2. Food is the ultimate connector because everyone needs to eat; #1. Despite our physical differences, all humans in the world are the same. We cry, we laugh, we love...
I will be continuing to travel, but I'll focus on the story, not the country. I'll be bringing you only the best and most unusual travel stories from around the planet. So please subscribe to this (Drew Binsky [YouTube]) channel... I've started a second channel called "Faces of the World" where I will be working with production teams from different teams from different countries to tell you stories about the Most Inspiring People on our planet...
I've been wearing these two words [JUST GO.] across my chest  for five years because I truly believe that being spontaneous leads to life's greatest moments. The upcoming holiday droptheme is: We are all the same, which as you recall is the number one lesson I've learnt from my travels...
I will soon be releasing the first ever travel-focussed NFT Collection called travel tokens; it has 2,000 custom-detailed illustrations of my favourite places and experiences from all 197 countries... If any of you guys are involved in NFTs, please send me an email to drew@drewbinsky.com...
The Cleanest Country in my opinion is Rwanda. I've had the chance to visit Rwanda twice, the first time was a few years ago and the most recent was a few months ago and over every other country in Africa, it is like a hidden gem of cleanliness. A lot of this stems because of the grueling past. In 1994, Rwanda suffered a horrible genocide where 800,000 people were killed within 100 days and because of this, the concept of Umuganda was created. Umuganda translates roughly as coming together in common purpose to achieve an outcome. It refers to the habit that Rwandans have of coming together after times of hardships. So in order to get rid of this horrible past today in the capital Kigali, you will see pristine lawns, clear pavements and roads that are just in perfect shape you would not believe it (I haven't found a single piece of trash on the street). And Rwandan people really come together to make their country clean. On the last Saturday of every month it's mandatory for people of all ages to come together and clean the streets in the mornings...
Thanks to Deanna for believing in me since we met six years ago! Thanks to my parents for supporting me and my loving family! Thank you to all my best friends... strangers I met along the way, all my local friends who kept me safe but most importantly, thank you for joining me on this adventure... I really sincerely, from the bottom of my heart appreciate you guys being here! It's such a surreal moment right now to think that I've been travelling for 10 years...
How I Make Money To Travel: No, am not rich! I do not have rich parents and I do not have a huge savings account. I make all of my own money to fund my travels through lots of hard work, patience, bartering, taking advantage of opportunities and being a smart money-spender. For the first two years of living abroad (2013-2015), I made a living teaching English in Korea. And these days the majority of my income comes from the following five ways... My salary varies month by month. Some months I make $25K while others I make $4. Essentially, the harder I work, the more I get paid (So we are driving across Uganda right now and am editing some videos in the car and the more eyeballs on my content, the more I can charge brands; it's basic marketing). Let's take a look at each revenue stream in order from the highest-paying to the lowest: 1. Sponsored Trips: Every year, I go on a handful of trips that are sponsored by Tourism boards or a specific destination. They cover all travel expenses and depending on the workload, my rate is about $2.5K/ day for video content and social media posts. 2. YouTube Ads: Believe it or not, I have jumped on the YouTube bandwagon after neglecting it for over a year... Last month I made $2,300; It's really awesome considering I make $0 from Facebook and I've had over 120 Million views there. 3. Affiliate Marketing: This is when I sell a product through a custom link and make a commission at no additional cost to the consumer. My highest paying affiliates are selling a TEFL Class for English teachers, discounts on hotels for Booking.com and camera products on Amazon. I make $1-2K/ month on affiliates. 4. Social Media Promotions: This is when a travel-related brand approaches me to promote their product (Taking an Uber here is the best way to get around. It's much cheaper and safer than taxis). I try to limit these to stay authentic to my brand and not be a sell out but when I do them, I make sure the product directly aligns with my style. My rates are around $1.5 for an IG shout-out and 1K for a mention on Snapchat. 5. Travel blogging: This used to be my number 1 source of income back in 2015 but has slipped away when I got into video. I make money from my blog through affiliate marketing and sponsored articles when a brand/ hotel/ airline pays me to write about their product or service and put a link to it. 6. Other Income: I also earn money from freelance writing, selling drone footage, travel and social media consulting as well as making videos for other brands to use on their channels like I do for Allianz Travel Insurance (Welcome to another episode of Local Flavour with Drew Binsky!) Also keep in mind that a lot of my travel is comped or bartered in exchange for shoutouts. Whenever you see me mention a hotel or airline, etc, it's usually covered (Thank you for flying Air Asia!)... I am just a normal kid from Arizona who spent the last five years of his life working his ass off to build a brand and get to this point today...
The world has expensive countries like Norway, Switzerland and the UK and cheap countries like most of Asia and South America... more enjoyable, more of an off-the-beaten-path experience. Here are my self-declared 10 Cheapest Countries in the World: #10. El Salvador: Friendliest People... More than 20 active volcanoes in the country. Grab pupusas, my favourite street food for less than $1 or take a chicken bus for $0.20; #9. Kurgyzstan: 90 percent is covered by mountains. It's a nature-lover's paradise... Very affordable! Head into Bishkek's Osh Bazaar to find cheap souvenirs and eats; #8. Romania: The hidden gem of Eastern Europe... One of those places where you shouldn't have a plan and just go with the flow. Most meals will cost you no more than $5 and the medieval castles around Transylvania are stunning; #7. India: Prices skyrocket for anything touristy. I spent 3 months with a budget of $500 a month for everything. As long as you stay away from the tourist restaurants and hotels, you can do the same; #6. The Philippines: Ah, my beloved... The Place I've been to 28 times and can't get enough of. Grab a coconut for $0.30, a jeepney ride for $0.70 or a domestic flight for $20 and don't forget to enjoy the untouched beaches on 7,107 islands and mingling with the World's Friendliest People; #5. Uzbekistan: When I went... the Black Market was still in effect where you could exchange dollars for twice the amount of local currency... Very affordable and the blue City of Samarkand is a MUST visit... 2,750 years old; #4. Ukraine: The Cheapest Country in Europe overall and Kiev is the Cheapest Major City. I went out one night and spent $10 and had the time of my life. A sizzling bowl of borscht soup will run you no more than $3; #3. Bolivia: The heart of South America and my favourite country on the continent. I hired a private driver to take me from La Paz to the Uyuni Salt Flats for $50. That's an 8 hour drive each way and don't forget to bike down Death Road; #2. Vietnam: I've spent eight months of my life in Vietnam. Not only is it one of the best all around countries in terms of nature, food and lifestyle, it's also the cheapest in South East Asia; #1. Bangladesh: Similar prices to India but there are zero tourist prices. I spent four days in Dhaka and I was trying to spend money but ended up spending like $15 per day on everything...
Travelling can really be cheap if you prioritize your expenses. Saving money on flights, accommodations and food are essential for cheap travel. When you think about it, these are the things you will remember the least about your trip. You will remember experiences which are usually free...
I had the time of my life in Seoul eating out twice a week and I was making a pretty healthy living $2K a month, but that covers all travel expenses, living expenses, so that was basically pocket money...
Japan is 10 years ahead of the world... It's electric, sexy, tasty, confusing but above all futuristic. The Japanese are innovators...
We've had a 99 percent positive review success rate... for my Travel Hacking Course (Tips, hacks, secrets and resources)...
There's a book am writing...
Myjava Folklore Festival is one of the Biggest of its kind in Central Europe and has been happening every year since 1959 but its traditions go way back before then. People gather in the middle of the forest to celebrate culture and life, dressing, eating and dancing like they did in olden days... In this town of 10,000 people, all you see is smiling faces and relaxation. Nobody is in a hurry. Even at this festival, you don't see anyone on their phones, it's family-friendly, pet-friendly and also really cheap... Who knew that Western Slovakia would be this amazing?
I spent a long time trying to figure this out as there are so many ways to spend money but all things considered, I estimate every country to be about 700 US Dollars; this includes long stays like four months in India and short stays like one day in Monaco. It includes all transportation like flights, trains, buses, taxis, car rentals, cable cars, tuktuks, motorbikes, bicycles, canoes, ferries and cruiseships. It covers all accommodations like Air BnBs, hotels, guesthouses and hostels. It takes care of extra activities like Gorilla trekking in Uganda (Aw man, that was incredible!), Island-hopping in The Philippines, Skydiving in Australia and Safaris in Namibia. And finally it includes other expenses like food, shopping, beer, visas, simcard (I just got a simcard here in Uganda), ATM fees, etc... Some countries are really expensive to visit like Bhutan, North Korea and Norway while others are really cheap like Laos, Bangladesh and Belarus... I am confident with my answer of $700 per country which is about $135,000 total to see every country in the world as a solo traveller... It's the same price as... an Audi RS5. If you ask me, it's a no brainer which one is more valuable...
My 7 Favourite Countries On Earth: I always find good things about each place. There are many different variables that can make or break your experience such as the weather, the hotels, who you hang out with, etc... #7. Czech Republic: Na Zdravi [Cheers]! I lived and studied abroad in Prague in the winter of 2012. The Czech Republic is a great starting point to Europe because it's right in the center so it's easy to take a train or bus to get anywhere in the continent. The Czech Republic is also very cheap, has incredible beer and very genuine people. If you do head to the Czech Republic, don't forget the southern town of Cesky Krumlov, it looks like a fairytale... #5. Tajikistan: Visited for a week and was really surprised by the hospitality of the people. It's located right in Central Asia which has a fascinating culture and Tajikistan just gave me so many surprises. The food was excellent. It was very affordable and once you go into the north, there's a town called Khujand which has the most amazing traditional market (Thank you very much! Spasiba!) #4. Japan: (Konichiwa [Hello]!) Gives you so much of a culture shock. If you've ever seen the movie "Lost In Translation", you really do feel like Bill Murray because you arrive and you just can't read any signs, nobody's speaking English but that's the beauty of Japan. You have Tokyo which is the biggest City but if you try to get out to places like Kyoto which is a former colonial capital of Japan, you will see so many beautiful Buddhist buildings and architecture. Of course, Japan has sushi, ramen and some of the best cuisine on this planet. #3. Vietnam: I spent a total of six months in Vietnam living in Hanoi. What I love so much is the cuisine and the beautiful nature such as Ha Long Bay. If you go in the north of Vietnam, you can also check out Sapa Valley which has beautiful rice terraces in some very remote villages. Of course you have pho, bani mi and spring rolls which you cannot miss and there are so many motorbikes, which actually provide somewhat of a charming feel on the streets. Vietnam is also one of the cheapest countries to visit in the world. #2. Iran: Still raving about my trip there. Absolutely the most beautiful people, the most beautiful culture and it's like going back in time because there is no McDonald's, Starbucks, KFC or any other name brands. Everything in Iran is locally made and locally consumed. I lost count of how many times I was invited into homes for tea and coffee. The people genuinely want you to be happy and it's really one of the Most Misconceived Places in the World... #1. The Philippines: Last but not least is my Favourite Country in the World which I've been 30 times. My favourite islands to go are Siquijor, Boracay, Palawan and Bohol. The people are amazing. The food is underrated and the beaches are absolutely the best in Asia. The Philippines just keeps drawing me back because there are so many things to do and see and the people are so kind. Everybody speaks English which makes life a lot easier as a traveller. I can't wait to go back... next month...
Peace!


Wednesday

YESU Mag: Kawuula

Kawuula, translated from Luganda, refers to Marine spirits. In Shona mythology (Zimbabwe), mermaids are called Njuzu and considered water goddesses. In Lugbara (my mother tongue), they can be tagged as Orindi onzi [Bad spirit], Adroanzi [GOD's children, white-bodied nightfollowers with one leg and one arm or Waterspirits] plus A'bi'ba [Ancestor people] which sounds fanciful just like Succubus or Spirit wife (for men) and Incubus or Spirit husband (for women) but they are very dangerous parasites. Personally, I think of them as "Invisible frenemies" because they come seductively to steal, kill and destroy; Kawuula spirits take away your breakthroughs, finances (probably at least 50 shekels like Exodus 22:16-17; Deuteronomy 22:28-29), mental peace, body health, success, favour, destiny, marriage, sperms, blessings, fetuses plus impregnate women (with stolen seed). One lady once confessed that she dreamt of me and woke up pregnant yet we never had physical contact, but still asked me to be her daughter's godfather. Of course I love her as a very good and mature friend (I do not get bored talking to her even for two consecutive hours) but have never imagined myself in the same bed with her. Nigerians label these spirits Karishika while South Africans view them as Tokoloshi. No matter how they are called, they are just Water Demons like the Legion which JESUS exorcised into a huge herd of 2,000 pigs that ran and drowned in the water (Luke 8:26-33). Adam had a spirit wife named Lilith; she always wanted to be on top during intercourse. It is written somewhere that Demons are Fallen Angels while evil spirits are the entities that remained when the Giants perished in Noah's Flood. However, when I refer to Kawuula, I want to generalise all wicked principalities, powers, beings and spirits including sex-demon spirits plus those of the Daughters of Men (impregnated by the 200 Watchers in Genesis 6) who according to Enoch 19:2 were turned into Sirens by GOD. Enoch was the great-grandfather of Noah and became the 1st Person to go to Heaven alive at the age of 365. His three books deserve to be in the Old Testament preferably after if not before Genesis by Moses because he reveals these creatures under the sea; these are not heresies! A scientific expedition in the ocean area near Europe (though some claim is a pseudo docu-film) discovered the existence of Mermaid-like creatures that only respond to a certain sound frequency plus move too fast together. Camera footage was slowed down to get a glimpse of one of them who peeped into the submerged research vessel where two men were searching for them; face looked similar to humans but hands were webbed and scaly. These creatures understand human speech and are believed to have a home down under sea level. Edgar Cayce, the American "Sleeping Prophet" claimed to have seen the continent of Atlantis between Africa, Europe and America, now beneath sea level. You can see cinematic glimpses of that flashy underwater continent in "The King's Daughter (2022 film)" starring Pierce Brosnan who acts as King Louis XIV. His quest for immortality leads him to capture and steal a mermaid's life force, but his move is complicated by his illegitimate daughter's discovery of the creature (played by Fan Bingbing). The mermaid face in the film reminds me of the one in the documentary. How do you explain Bermuda Triangle mysteries? There must be a lot of undiscovered life under the ocean water like near India where many magical things happen too. Where is Mystery Babylon, the great, Mother of prostitutes and abominations of the earth? Is she just a parable and symbol in Revelation 17, 18 & 19 or a real spirit person like Jezebel? Could she be the Queen of the Coast? How about Anita in Nigeria (who features in "Church Mafia (book)"? Meanwhile, the Jinn [Majini] in the Koran or Genie in Aladdin (Disney story) were created from smokeless fire and reside in the desert but have great power. If the Prince of Persia (or maybe even the Prince of Greece) can block prayers for 21 days (Daniel 10:13) in GOD's universe, then Kawuula can also sleep with humans. This post is not a film script, screenplay nor an attack on any person but personal research about these evil creatures after a WhatsApp friend named Lydia Skosana in Gauteng (Republic of South Africa) told me she was going to write a book about Marine Spirits. Nevertheless, there is a movie by the same title produced by Manisoor Ntege. It highlights the struggle of a couple to unbind the chains of witchcraft in their home after the husband breaks the charm used to keep him away from other women. Available in English, the movie is also translated into Luganda by VJ Emmy, Katandika butandisi [Just getting started].

Growing up on Spire Road in Jinja (Uganda), there was a rumour that a red merman existed on the southend of the community school. When I checked there, I only saw mysterious trees with very weird canopies, not the feared creature but the Lake Victoria marsh is not very far from the school fence. Boats would capsize plus villagers drown and it would be blamed on the lake people who pulled their victims to the bottom of the lake; I actually had swimming phobia because of that dangerous possibility and only did it in shallow ponds like one in Naguru (Kampala) before 1995. We called it "dubi". I did not watch the entire Little Mermaid (animation) until my late 20s but Aquamarine is still my favourite mermaid story. One sunny afternoon in 2013, I walked to the lake shore at Jinja Sailing Club and some extremely beautiful women suddenly appeared on my left. Without even opening their mouths, either I heard telepathically or imagined from the piercing way they looked at me that they were probably saying: Let us go across the lake in a boat! I'm always skeptical about very beautiful strangers near water bodies. During childhood, I had wanted to go to the other side of Jinja and get magic powers, but knowing now that magic is devilish, I stayed behind. Were they mermaids or water women in long dresses like Tanzanian coastal ladies? Only GOD knows. Dagon to whom the Philistines offered a great sacrifice and praised for delivering their enemy Samson into their hands (Judges 16:23) was part man, part fish and hence a merman. Historically, Dagon was a god of fertility representing wheat and fish which multiply quickly. He is mentioned again in 1st Samuel 5:1-12 falling down before the Ark of GOD. The Starbucks Coffee logo features the image of a mermaid; it has gone through several modifications but the original was more blatant. Van Helsing (2004 film) features three women of darkness, the brides of Dracula who are seductively beautiful on the outside surface but terribly ugly on the inside like vampires: Verona, Aleera and Marishka can fly with wings. In Greek mythology, a siren is a flesheating part-bird, part-human demon. Healthwise, we attribute some phenomena like wet dreams or nocturnal emissions to physical causes like high testesterone production, less sexual activity, romantic fantasy, etc but they might actually have spiritual roots like Omuzimu gwa Nankya [Ghost of Nankya]: You dream of her French-kissing you and wake up ejaculating. Sometimes a deep unusual sleep like the cousin of death overcomes you and you wake up in a pool of your own semen without any recollection of what might have happened.

On YouTube, it is claimed that the Most High revealed to Pastor Tom Sembera (Life Resurrection Centre Church in Ave Maria, Nsambya [Kampala City]) the origin of the Marine spirit, Queen of the Coast, ocean spirits, spirits from the Deep called Kawuula in Luganda. Basically, it is those Sex demons that lie with you in dreams or while awake, spirits of masturbation, sexual immoralities, spirits of "Almost there but not there" and much more. This class of demons is responsible for all the whoredom we live in today. Sembera's teachings can be heard live or recorded on Joy FM 104.5 and Life TV. When he refers to these creatures as Kawuula Omugwagwa, it means they are "reprobate Marine spirits" like the sinful, unrepentant humanity Apostle Paul describes in Romans 1:18-32. I was born and raised Anglican, became a Savedee (Bornagain) in 1997 which meant I could visit Pentecostal churches like KPC (Watoto), studied in a Catholic school from age 13 to 16, then turned Muslim at 18 but prayed to the Devil at least thrice though the first time was unknowingly; I thought Lucifer was the name of the Most Beautiful Angel of GOD. The 2nd time was to kill a classmate who kept calling me "daft, stupid, fake and boring (2001)". This crucible experience taught me to handle criticism like kasasiro [rubbish]: break, burn, decompose or reuse. Forgive those who belittle you since hate in the heart can open doors for Kawuula to visit in the guise of soothing you. The 3rd time was to choose for me a girlfriend (2005) after growing apart with a babe I wanted to marry. I was angry with GOD again; what kind of father gives his son a stone yet he asked for bread? Probably a father who knows that the stone which contains a valuable mineral can actually buy a whole bakery when sold. Can you imagine small diamond stones made Sierra Leone go to war and shed blood. You ask GOD for fish and HE gives you a net. Instead of cussing at HIM, find a way to use that net, maybe you will catch enough fish that almost breaks the net (John 21:6). I pray GOD pardons me, in the name of JESUS, for going the wrong way! Be careful what you ask for, you might receive it. As a kid in Kyebando, after watching "Sayonara (Nigerian film)" where a spirit woman clad in a minidress would appear late at night, sit on top of a dressed man sleeping in his bed and seemingly have intercourse with him before getting off and leaving unnoticed, I prayed for the same thing to happen to me. It was a very silly, ignorant prayer I shouldn't have spoken! I once had a dream where I was defiled by a creature with three breasts like the one in Total Recall films, but it was Dark Black and tough-skinned like an animal; I woke up with throbbing pain. Many erotic things happened on other nights involving faces I knew but it was probably Kawuula tricking me. On Tuesday 2nd December 1997, I gave up my mission of starting Uganda's pioneer 24/7 Porn TV station and accepted JESUS into my heart plus decided to serve GOD instead of my flesh but lust does not go away forever. It's better to get married than burn with uncontrollable passion (1st Corinthians 7:9). Why suffer the vengeance of eternal fire yet JESUS was crucified for our lust? The first time I slept in a girl's bed was around 1991 (Primary 2), started masturbating in 1997 (just before joining Senior 1) but saw my first erotic dream in 2001 (Senior 5), Toni Braxton. Was that Kawuula disguised as one of my favourite childhood singers? Sirens are actually rumoured to compose some of the hitsongs we listen to. I have seen other American singers plus real-world females I fancied in my wet dreams but weren't those just water spirits in their forms? One night in Twenty21, I saw through my dreameye a scaly body like a mermaid's abdomen or Medusa-like body suddenly fall off me and descend downwards on my right after a circle of light opened up in the sky like Heaven was angry with what it was trying to do to me. GOD can wake you up to pray against incoming attacks of the Enemy. During the day, I got a sudden call to do some tradigital work; I needed that money. Don't these creatures try to steal our finances and destinies? Maybe my mind was just playing tricks on me, but every dreamvision has an interpretation; they are not just hopeless imaginations. Some of the artificial hair sold in salons is allegedly from Medusa (This half-woman, half-serpent creature is portrayed in a film called "Clash of the Titans"); that is one reason why I do not fancy weaves and kiwani hair. There is something very spiritual about hair. One lady got a bodaboda accident where her artificial hair got entangled in the rear motorbike wheel and she was dragged on the road for some distance, almost tore off a scalp. There is nothing wrong with a woman being natural! Personally, my best hairstyle is a clean-shaven Shaolin cut. After my final exam paper before graduation at UCU Mukono in 2006, I started working for my 2nd paternal uncle the following week at Daisy's Arcade on Buganda Road, opposite Hotel Triangle. One midday, I went to Cineplex Cinema looking for a job but instead found a lunchtime fellowship led by Pastor Sembera. Since it looked engaging, I decided to attend. The music was lively and testimonies uplifting; they mentioned money breakthroughs or Omukisa Gw'ekibuga [Favour of the city], something I was looking for. I liked Pastor Tom and even though he confessed that he used to practise witchcraft, I did not mind: We all have skeletons in the closet or redwagons from our pasts. He called his church a business, but I guess they are mandated to collect GOD's money from believers, minimum 10 percent church tax. The anointing oil applied on the forehead or hand during offertory smelt weird like it had been mixed with other things but it was all good. The fellowship was held near the Devil's altar at DV8 but I took it as a way to counter the adversary. Telling people with offertory above 10,000 UgX to run first for the blessing before others made me uncomfortable but I forgave it all. Then one very unusual sunrise while walking to work, with 5,000 in my pocket which I planned to tithe in the fellowship, I heard a mysterious voice whisper in my right ear that I was about to meet the Devil: I saw a red man like a Congolese or Himba from Namibia (with eraka soil or ochre smeared on the skin) and cut through the parked cars to my right. There was absolutely nobody else on that sidewalk. I do not know why the encounter happened but maybe he wanted to tempt me like he tried JESUS in the wilderness: All these I will give you, if you will fall down and worship me. Why should I leave GOD who created the Cosmos and worship a thief who was thrown out of Heaven? Earth is just a small fraction of GOD's entire architecture. I later learnt from some reformed lady that this pastor whose lunchtime fellowship I started attending was on the list of the Devil's Pastors. Was he still working secretly for the Devil? I have absolutely no issues with his wife Damalie who sings but also preaches sometimes. GOD bless both of them forever! I once went to his main church for weekday morning consultations before he drives to town for the lunch-hour gig and felt a presence of spirits in the ceiling at the reception. Of course, Revelation 3:1 tells us that GOD has seven spirits but I want to believe there is only one Holy Spirit. Women who applied a lot of shining oil on their skins were working on someone's hair at the reception. To enter the pastor's office, you have to take off your footwear; the interior was glittery. I prayed with him but since he calls himself a prophet, I expected him to reveal a hidden truth about me but it never happened. Maybe I did not bring him enough money but forget that drift. The first time I attended the Sunday service in Nsambya, a scantily dressed female sat on my left. She was clad in a tightfit sunset-orange summerdress like a woman you would see in your wet dreams; her cleavage gap was visible with glitter all over her shoulders and round boobs plus thick thighs were out with glitter too. When GOD says: Come as you are!, I do not think HE means come half-naked even if you spent Saturday night in a disco. Muslim women dress the way the Bible recommends without even struggling to be descent. The only good thing about my neighbour was that I sensed her spirit was calm, so I did not judge her nor panic and ogle at her booty; I tried to focus on GOD. Was she a temptation sent for me? Anyway, she could have been looking for a husband in the House of Prayer by advertising her Winnie Nwagi-esque assets; I wouldn't afford her price. Churches do not enforce dress code yet everybody (including men) has body parts to cover; even women covering their hair because of angels while praying or prophesying is contentious (1st Corinthians 11:2-16). The mural on stage that looked like grey hellflames at the bottom made me a bit uneasy. Despite all these red flags, I reasoned that maybe Pastor Sembera knows somethings about the other side that I do not know. So when he preaches on Marine spirits, am all ears. You can find more about him on www.pillawo.com!

According to Pastor Tom Sembera, Kawuula is that snake in the beginning that fell from Heaven after Michael and his angels defeated it. The Swahili call it Nyoka ya zamani. Immediately after the Fall, it came after the woman (Israel) in order to destroy her. It is a mermaid spirit: part human, part fish; this is the fish that the Most High gave us dominion over. It is a female disguising as many things and forms. In Buganda, it's called Kawuula, Queen of the Coast, Queen of Water, Mukasa, Kiwanuka, etc. This spirit came into Uganda when our fathers looked for riches. Its headquarters are within Buganda Kingdom which is headed by the Kabaka [King], Katikiro [Prime Minister] plus Kawuula and people worship it. This spirit gets its name from the 3rd head who is responsible for the sorcery activities in the kingdom. He keeps the four drums of Buganda called "Mujaguzo [Celebration]. This is at Ewa Duniya Ku Muzikiti, a huge place in Ndeeba, Kabowa that was intact until the Namasoles [Queen's companions] sold some of it. As soon as it was brought through witchcraft, powerful people would go and summon this spirit to come into the lives of their enemies; that's how it infiltrated the country. It is used to cast a spell [Ekitambo] into relationships: You find a husband washing dishes every night claiming he cannot sleep yet he is just trying to avoid touching his wife; Kawuula has married him and confiscated his marriage. Another husband ejaculates on the floor and gives the excuse that he is still too poor to afford having children yet time is running out for the wife. In Buganda, there are many references to this spirit eg Obweza bwa Mukasa, a genie that lives by the lake. When twins are born, they are handed over to this spirit. This spirit lives on the coast or Marine Kingdom (Underwater) and has many names like Kiwanuka which comes from the ancient riddle "Empugu telya bire [An eagle does not eat clouds]"; an eagle has to come down for meat. This eagle brings blessings from above for those that worship. Kawuula is conniving and mysterious; John the Revelator sees Babylon, the Mother of all whores. This spirit is a shy spiry but does sordid things to people that they cannot tell another. This spirit can only be conquered through the truth and exposing it out loud, hence the Kawuula Omugwagwa Series. Kawuula sucks your wisdom, infiltrates your spiritual realm and brings very bad dreams like: eating with the dead, sleeping in the cemetery, going back to school, failing exams, being chased by animals, sex dreams, etc. It is the owner of masturbation, kinky sex and "Bi feeling ebiva emagombe [Sexual feelings from Hell]". One woman testified that a spirit came in the night and forced anal sex on her; she woke up bruised and in so much pain. Kawuula is a sex maniac. You better run or else it will cost you the Kingdom of Heaven! Keep your relationship with JESUS locked at 100 percent minus any room for errors. Conquer the spirit of Kawuula by learning more. Know where your Kawuula omugwagwa [reprobate Marine spirit] originates from and sort it out there (at the centre)... You cannot chase away flies without removing the stench attracting them. You cannot mop water spilling on the floor without closing the tap... Where were you bewitched? People sleep with dead bodies, they are attacked and troubled... Most people's problems revolve around family, jobs, relationships and land... Our war is spiritual, it means we can wear our armour and attack... Destroy the centre of the anthill or else you waste time at the top... People say: I went to who and he prayed for me, then who and he prayed for me, who also prayed but I did not heal. Why? JESUS freed you for real... HE lived on Earth for 33 years and knew where the demons came from; here HE would heal sickness, there it was poverty, elsewhere HE would fight death. These demons go, the others come, no resting. HE said: No, I have to go to their base, where they come from. Didn't HE go there for three days and come back with the keys that Satan used to chain people? Scripture says: Very very very many people resurrected including those who loved GOD... Pray, fast (do without food) and seek the LORD... Kawuula owns Illuminati, the Sea, those things... Obulamu bwo buwe YESU [Translated from Luganda: Give your life to JESUS]! Saturday 11th December 2021: Our GOD be praised! The power in Thanksgiving is the power that resurrects things that died. Job came out of a very bad state because of discovering the secret of Thanksgiving. His wife woke up early in the morning and told him to forsake GOD and die. Job told her: Will we get only good things from GOD? If that is how GOD has decided, may HIS name be praised! When GOD heard that, HE healed Job from every pain... You have spent a long time praying yet things do not change... Nkusabira, amanyi ga MUKAMA, menya buli ebi lwana nawe: bi Kawuula ebigwagwa [I pray for you, may the power of GOD, break everything fighting with you: these reprobate Marine spirits]!

Allan Kasirye, an Ex-Satanist who worked with Roger Mugisha aka DJ Shadow as a Music Selector at 91.3 FM Capital Radio in Kisementi (Kampala City) said the person who brought sex ghosts to Uganda was a Kenyan named Patrick Otembo, the Sales Representative at the station. He would send those ghosts to schools; when you get married off to those ghosts, you might never marry another person. Something comes and sleeps on you but you do not know what it is. Allan had the ability to see ghosts because he drank animal blood which is forbidden by GOD (Leviticus 17:10). A Ghost can be called Musambwa or Muzimu in Luganda; Demons meanwhile are so ugly that they are labelled Ebimenke but all fall in the class of ghosts. Although monotonous with music selection every hour in the early 2000s, I was always magnetised to listen to Capital Radio and probably heard the Devil's songs many times since he told Allan to play them.

Just because we cannot see Engels (my preferred spelling) does not mean they do not exist. On rare occasions, some people and animals too like Balaam's donkey (Numbers 22:25 and 2nd Peter 2:15) get to see or feel them. Bible warns us to entertain strangers because some of them might actually be angels (Hebrews 13:2). Abraham and his nephew Lot welcomed angels separately before the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. However, not all angels are holy. Some are like the wicked aliens in movies and can wear camouflage skins. We know that we are of GOD, and the whole world lies under the sway of the wicked one (1st John 5:19). A Congolese neighbour in Anyafio suburb of Arua once brought a prostitute woman to his muzigo [rented home] and before they started humping, he told her he was going to switch off the light. The woman told him not to bother moving away from the bed and elongated her hand abnormally to press the distant wall switch. Frightened by the long stretch of her arm, he screamed until neighbours came but the woman had already vanished.

Why aren't the books of 1st, 2nd and 3rd Enoch included in the Bible? Nothing can remain secret forever. Hebrews 11:5 says, "By faith Enoch was taken away so that he did not see death, 'and was not found, because GOD had taken him', for before he was taken he had this testimony, that he pleased GOD." How come the books of the man who pleased GOD are forbidden from the Bible? Matthew 22:29-30 asserts to his writings: You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of GOD. Jude writes in verse 14 and 15 that Enoch, the seventh from Adam prophesied about ungodly people who will be judged when the Lord comes with thousands upon thousands of his holy ones. The first time I sat down in Arua to seriously read the books of Enoch, a flying cockroach sunk its mandibles into my left calf close to midnight; it was so painful that I reasoned it must have been an evil spirit possessing or shapeshifting into a crawler like in Men In Black (film). Everytime I tried to watch a certain movie about a "Prodigal Daughter" whether at home or at school around 2002, power would go off; it was really spooky and had a scene where the interior walls turned demonic black! In Enoch 15, Enoch tells Azazel the fallen Watcher (Leviticus 16) that the sons of the Giants would become demons. Prophet Enoch details the 200 Watchers who left Heaven to sleep with beautiful earthly women. He also prophesies in Enoch 96:2 that when JESUS comes back and judges the Earth, the sirens will weep.

According to Mosaic Law of the Bible, a nocturnal emission is ritual defilement (Leviticus 15:16-17 and Deuteronomy 23:9-11). According to Muslim scholars, ejaculation makes you ritually impure, a condition known as Junub. You must have a Ghusl (which consists of ablution followed by bathing the entire body so that not a single hair remains dry). In European folklore (according to Wikipedia), nocturnal emissions were believed to be caused by a succubus copulating with an individual in the night, an event associated with sleep paralysis and possibly night terrors.

Makhado Sinthumule Ramabulana (+27769779568; makhados@webmail.co.za) in his book entitled "Church Mafia" warns that: Pastors who are members of secret societies, occult groups or who practise witchcraft, make use of the same Occult titles of spiritual sons, spiritual daughters, spiritual fathers and spiritual mothers. This is actually a demonic spiritual family because as times go by, the spiritual daughters will be attacked by spiritual husbands... That person will be influenced and controlled by a spell. This is what we call a cult, and it can only be broken in the spirit through a powerful prayer... Occult Prophets use Marine spirits to prophesy... In most cases, people who use Marine water claim to be underwater and find themselves married to what we call spiritual husbands and spiritual wives... You might be looking for a job or a child; do not fall into the trap of the deceiver. The enemy knows your needs as well and if you are not matured and careful, the enemy will trick you. Desperation can lead a person straight into the camp of Satan... A lot of people walk around carrying evil spirits that are secretly hidden in the so-called holy oils, holy water, holy salts, wristbands and car stickers of their leaders, which they use on a daily basis.

Succubus Demon...

Erica Mukisa Kimani, who grew up in Jinja like me, served the Devil for 18 years and almost became his bride but was delivered by JESUS. In her book Erica Part 1 (Seven Years In Hell), she mentions a gigantic silver fish in Lake Victoria that can fit 15 humans from different altars around the earth and transport them to the Underworld beyond Busogaland. As a Jinja kid in the 90s reading postage stamps, I actually believed Hell was at Namugongo Shrine in Kampala and every sinner carries his own firewood; the closest I went there was Namugongo SS, never been a pilgrim. In Part 2 (Eighteen Years With Lucifer), Erica reveals in Chapter Eight (Sin City) that there are three goddesses: Water Mummy, her daughter (Queen of the Coast who is half-woman, half-fish) and Jezebel the god of sin (who is half-woman, half-snake). They can change into very attractive women to seduce men on earth, taking advantage of them in sexual dreams in order to increase the number of spiritual children (soldiers) against GOD. Jezebel is Satan's strongest demon (present in Potiphar's wife and similar to Delilah). Why advertise bread with half-naked women? Jezebel wants men and women to fight over rights, feminist emancipation and equality. It is the spirit behind pornography, disco, prostitution, human-trafficking, drugs, corruption, injustice, bribery, adultery, divorce, fornication and abortion. In Part 3 (Witchcraft & Spiritual Warfare), she wrote: When ministers go to the Marine Kingdom, they enter into an agreement with Jezebel who connects them to a demon called Mami Wata (Water Mother) and the Queen of the Coast. Their meeting place on Earth is in India... These pastors are given satanic rings (with) power to command people to give to the ministry without thinking... The reason a marine spirit can take advantage of a human being and marry them even without their knowledge is usually as a result of past immorality or even sexual abuse... rape... perversion including masturbation... insatiable lust... The human body is 70 percent water. This means the human body can be a dwelling place of marine spirits... The only way of dealing with a spirit spouse is close all legal loopholes of sin through thorough repentance and the renouncing of every act of immorality... The original Starbucks symbol was a halfnaked mermaid with her legs spread... Those who worship Satan do appear to excel in business but at a very great personal cost... In Erica 4 (Death, Hell & Heaven), the former witch revealed that: Michael Jackson (a copy of the Angel of Death) initiated Usher Raymond (who) was covenanted by marine spirits in order to distribute spirits of immorality into his fanbase... These (unsuspecting) fans would be sexually molested by these spirits... It is in the eye of Hell that Erica saw the marine kingdom, Jezebel, Queen of the Air, Queen of the Sea and Queen of the Coast. She added: In Uganda, Mami Wata is called Nalubale and her husband is Lubale. Musoke is a rainbow. Mukasa and Namukasa are genies, the children of Mami Wata; they are worshipped for wealth and people go to witchdoctors...

In Advanced Level (2001-2), Usher Raymond's song "Help Me" was my soundtrack music. I do not know if it was a spiritual invitation for a marine girl to come to me everytime I sang it but that was the same period I started seeing erotic dreams; first one happened in KLA City. Although it sounded funny, a WhatsApp friend advised me to always pray for my private parts too before sleep to ward off these spirits. I used to get dreamvisions in Arua that would inform me that I was about to meet someone strange and needed to pay very keen attention. During the day, someone would come to sell me soap, oil, canned foodstuffs or vaseline. They all had a similar hairy body scent but most times I did not purchase their products. One time, two ladies came by and one of them had a T-shirt with my first name emblazoned across her chest; what a funny coincidence though it was a Michael Jackson-lookalike character in a vampire series many people loved around the world! One girl named like the female protagonist in the film series once asked me if we could spark a romantic relationship together, but I figured her obsession with the series might have ignited that desire; I hope it was just a joke because I had never met her in reallife. I felt like supporting the hawker but was quite broke, just continued my brickwork. However, the T-shirt kept me wondering if I wasn't a target with some of these strange oils, soaps and edibles that cause weird sexual urges. At night, you even get strange wet dreams as a result of these unusual perfumes. It's like they ignite irresistible forbidden lust inside your spirit; LORD have mercy!

Abstain, Be faithful if married or betrothed and Christ can save from Kawuula, not Condoms (ABC)!

Like Maurice Kirya (featuring Ruyonga) sings: You're not real, you're a ghost; it's an illusion. Kawuula, get away from me!

Our Father, deliver us from Evil! 

May the Almighty GOD save us from Kawuula, in the name of JESUS; amen!


Monday

Lugba(ra)flix

The Bad Mexican is a 2017 comedy (short film) written and directed by Loukman Ali, the first Ugandan to have a movie featured on Netflix. The film opens with the caption: "Unfortunately this is a true story..." plus skylines of Kampala City. It stars Adnan Senkumba who plays Kenneth Senkumba, a man with a dream to submit his award-worthy script entitled "The Bad Mexican" to an influential producer at the Masters Music office so that he can make loads of money. He dreams that it will be more than enough to refund Moses (played by Joel Okuyo Atiku - musician Cinderella Sanyu's husband who brings Lugbara to this flick) in full and also enjoy himself at the beach with girls. Despite paying the Lugbara 'thug' for the past eight months, the money keeps accumulating. Ken owes him $300 and he always collects... The film is largely in English and Luganda though plus the Director is not a Lugbara...

Across Mt. Wati is a 2024 Westnilewood fictional drama (film story penned by Anthen Asiimwe and) directed by Ronald Avas. Screenplay contributors included Emmanuel Osuzi Ayikobua (Jan Allan Osuzi who was also Production Manager) alongside Jimmy Andama and Jimmy Ojaku. It features Mountain Wati which is very sacred in Lugbara mythology because an ancestor named Dribidu (Banyale) settled, married plus was buried there. Some scenes were filmed at night for several hours near a graveyard and upward travel was done on foot. The movie premiered at Tropical Suites Hotel in Arua City on Saturday 2nd November 2024 and stars Yusuf Opingopi Andabati (aka Andy an Arua media personality), Hope Letasi, Asunta Sakaru, Sandra Giramia, Hakim Aliku (best known as Kim Nazz Atinga, the Arua One FM presenter who starred in Save The Marriage [film]), John Bosco Asibuku (Jeybee Pop Auden) plus other actors. AMW showcases Lugbara handicrafts eg women's tanure dress made from leaves, men's animal skin fashion, a'buka [baby suncover], grinding stone, ari [drum], bow and arrows, etc. A respected town leader's reputation is tarnished after impregnating a mentally ill woman named Maturu (played by Hope) and neglecting his responsibilities. Pressured by his community, Patrick Edema ultimately seeks forgiveness and cultural cleansing from the elders at Mt. Wati in Terego. There's a man who lives across Mountain Wati...

Vanity is a Justin Mubarack production in conjunction with G-Code Films and Nile Base Movies. Joel (aka Devilman played by Tyzak the Machinery) goes to a witchdoctor (nicknamed Wiseman) and gets a charm that kills his only young brother Miskini (played by Jay Solane) because of the land left by their father Charles Adriko. Mercy loses her friend Joy (Jacob's daughter) as they go to collect firewood simply because Joel heard her gossiping about him. He tries to woo Grace (his brother's widow) but she sends him away. Joel goes to the "Wise One" to make her blind. Elders go to Joel's house early morning to find out the truth but he denies all accusations saying, "When a cock gets drunk, it forgets the hawk. Death does not sound a trumpet!" Joel chases the elders from his compound. He asks Aweko to be his wife; she accepts for the sake of her future. Four hours later, Joel goes to sleep with her at the brother's house. He places a powdery charm in her brother's route but Anguyo sidesteps it. Anguyo praises his sister for cooking like their mother. Four days later, he meets Pastor Job while returning from Church, takes him to his home, introduces his sister and tells her to bring for them fruits. Anguyo briefs Job about the evil they are trying to fight. Joel is so wicked that the youth are afraid to confront him but form an Intercessors Group at Church. Job organises a 4-day fast for Joel and the witchdoctor while staying with Anguyo...  Appreciation in the making of this flick goes to the Community of Ociba (Arua suburb)...

The Heart of an Evil Woman is about Jeska, a stubborn woman who spends most of her time fighting and quarrelling with the people in the village. She always wishes bad luck to others and does not want people to prosper. She pays visits to witchdoctors shrines to solve her problems. She transforms herself into a dragon and appears in front of an elder to scare him away. She worships the Devil and never believes in the true GOD. She goes to the shrine and casts madness on a lady who just graduated from University: Topista is attacked by Jeska's evil powers. Topista mysteriously runs mad... Jeska receives news that a very rich man wants to marry the neighbour's daughter. She feels jealous and bewitches the young lady a few days to the marriage function in order to ruin the marriage... Jeska's pig destroys plants in Joyce's farm. Instead of compensating Joyce, she beats her until Joyce loses her teeth... Produced by Fireworks Films (Arua) in association with Horizon Movie Industry, this Lugbara flick was directed by Jim Kartel and Ivan Osutaa, also known as Toniel Banks (Super Director)...

Okutre is a Fireworks Films Arua plus Sauti Skits & Drama Lugbara flick directed by Ivan Osutaa about a "sharp, intelligent, brilliant" student (role played by Assistant Director, Location Scout and Production Manager Bryan Calvin) at Arua Demonstration School (Mvara with the motto: Gain After Struggle) who impregnates two girls around the same time. A skyblue and white painted sign in the school reads: Never tease boys about erections! Tony Asiku (aka Tony Blicks) played Mr. Vector, the mathematics teacher. Both pregnant girls are marched away from home separately by their families amidst slaps and kicks; classmate Letasi (Allen Peace) is brought after the other girl (Faida Comfort) and also abandoned at the home of Okutre's father Afayo (played by opinion leader Michael Amaria). The old man tells his son who initially denies knowing the first girl, before more beatings from the mob until he admits knowing her only once, that as a punishment he will use the money meant for school fees to take care of the two expectant mothers; Okutre's unmarried, boobilicious sister (played by Flora Draru) orders both girls to leave their home but they have nowhere to go. Meanwhile, Okutre will now have to dig with his father in the garden to get more food. Ridiculed by the village drunkard (Bosco Abiyo who also handled the film's lighting) plus former schoolmates whom he taught Mathematics, Okutre - while returning from the garden behind his father - cries and decides to end his psychological problems by hanging himself with a rope he ties to a mango tree branch. Letasi's elder brother finds a dying Okutre accidentally, saves him and supports his walk to the clinic where the doctor advises Okutre's father to send his son back to school. He adds that after giving birth, the girls should also return to school. The film ends with a monologue of Okutre swearing that he will not disappoint his father again until he becomes a lawyer. Mama Letasi is played by Judith Alum while her sons are portrayed by Ronny Orijabo and Brian Mungufeni. Mercy Aleni is the nurse at Medics Day Care Clinic. Other actors included Rachael Asizu, Denis Cika, Sofia Frank, Innocent Obeti, Joseph Erima (as Njuko), Kennedy Akim, Rachael Amaniyo, Barbara Aitasi, Alice Viola, Florence Atai, Pascal Adukule, Fortunate Lindaco, Doreen Asianzu and Lucky Mungufeni. Paul Banduni Dratia was the Executive Producer. Special thanks go to the family of Mr. Hillary Asega and MB Records, not forgetting the Almighty GOD...

Quick Money Sweetness  centers around the life of three unemployed university graduates, desperate for financial stability and fame, who get lured into a world of ritualism by a charismatic and wealthy gentleman engaged to a pastor's daughter. The plan fails due to the spiritual intervention of the pastor who prays for his daughter and her marriage. The film stars Anthen Asiimwe, Ronny Leku, Jimmy Andama, Yusuf Andabati Opingopi, Hope Letasi, Joseph Edema, Grace Munduru, Mickdad "Paps" Totia among others...

Teenage Pregnancy is a Fireworks Arua plus Sauti Skits & Drama short film directed by Toniel Banks about the dangers of abortion. Starring Bryan Calvin (writer) as British, his best friend Jojo (played by Ham Geoffrey) who presented the herbs to British for his girlfriend to "chew, chew, chew and chew" plus Jacent (acted by Achen Esther Queen) as the expectant young woman in school uniform, the opening scene was filmed by Feni at Jershem Hotel on Weatherhead Park Lane, a few hundreds of metres down east from the Arua Post Office. Involved in the film was the Human Rights Commission...

The Devil is a Lier is a Global Film Makers (Yumbe) Lugbara supernatural drama filmed in Aringa language (Lugbara dialect spoken northeast of Arua District). The ominous soundtrack at the beginning is absolutely fitting. Filming was done on location at Gogo Road adjacent to Rhema Medical Clinic Yumbe. Do not mind the spelling of lier, it should be that way anyway because it looks better than liar [inzo'ba in Lugbara which was what the priest invited to pray for the possessed man's family by his wife called the Devil]! In this short film which is less than half an hour long, all the four colours of witchcraft, wizardry and sorcery (white, red in the attire of agents, black in Lucifer's gown and purple on his fingernails) are featured well plus the Devil who wants to control humanity using money wears a hat with two horns. He is presented with the sacrifice of a boy under 15 years of age. Satan can teleport from the Underworld to Earth at will and so do his worshippers. The power of JESUS represented by a Bible in the hands of praying Christians overcomes him in the end and he flees. To GOD be the glory...

Save the Marriage is a 70 minute Nile Base Movies (along with G-Cube Media and Believe Media) drama starring radioman Kim Nazz as the abusive husband Chris(topher), Sherry Zania (who chose the film's music) as his wife Jenny and another radio presenter Man Patto (Location Manager) as his friend Emma. Legendary Arua Singer Leila Chandiru makes a late cameo as Jenny's mother named Deborah. Jenny works for an oil company, but Chris orders her to stop working and stay home as soon as possible after advice from his buddy Emma who did the same thing in order to control his girlfriend Flavia. Jenny wonders, "What did I go to school for?". Another evening, Emma introduces Chris to his unmarried business partner Joan at Danny's birthday party and the two start up a relationship after Chris lies to her that he is also single. Meanwhile, Jenny stays home to cook, wash and clean. Despite her best efforts though, Chris is not appreciative of his wife at all and even slaps her for lying about who dropped her at the gate after visiting her friend Stella, rejects her food many times and rebukes her more than once as boring, mad and stupid. One night at around 3 AM, the well endowed buxom Jenny tries to seduce Chris to give her a baby like he had earlier mentioned but he gives excuses about having work to do in the morning and later walks out of their bedroom. Jenny asks, "Are we not married?" The following day, Jenny calls her mother to tell how her guy is treating her and Deborah exclaims, "Even boxes you? JESUS Christ!" Chris finds Jenny and confronts her again, "Whom are you talking to? Does your mum have a phone, since when?" Chris grabs her handset and smashes it on the floor, "You're still a liar!" Fed up with the marriage plus sick and tired of her husband, Jenny signs divorce papers and leaves them on the table. She tells Chris (whom she refers to as The Monster, Puncher, Wife-beater) sitted outside the apartment with his laptop to make sure he signs, but he gets up and tries to stop her from walking out the gate, "Baby, am sorry!" To be continued... Justin Mubarack was the Director of Photography, Assistant Director and Producer. Birthday friends were Joseph Madira, Phillip and Charity. Places appreciated included Tripplex Hotel (Pajulu), Heartland Cottages, Rose Villa Hotel, etc...

Candia the Orphan starring Jimmy Ojaku is about a man who goes through hardship until a job breakthrough...

The Wicked Wife tells the story of a faultfinding co-wife who uses Ogugu witchcraft to kill her travelling husband by disappearing from their home and causing him to fall in a lorry truck accident...

The JESUS Film Project (1979) in High Lugbara Language is the best example of what possibilities are available for crossover translations. Originally made in English, the Lugbara version amuses me because the JESUS character seems to speak only my mother tongue throughout, well synced with surround recordings and theme soundtracks like other foreign movies. HE is not only the King of the Jews, but Lugbara too. Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that: YESU Kristo ni Opi; diza MUNGU ni [Lugbara Translate: JESUS Christ is Lord; glory to GOD]...

Face of Love is a 2023 murder story starring Yusuf Opingopi Andabati who composes a heartfelt love song with his pen and guitar but later turns against his love when she tells him of her pregnancy...

Other Lugbaflix:

The Mystery

Big Spender (2014 film)

Tears of the Innocent Man

Face of Love (2023)

6 Days of Success

Forest of Helpless Women

My Prayer (Swalaaty)

Strength of a Woman

The Innocent Criminal (2024 film)

Wanna Be Celeb (2018)

Breaking the Silence (short film)

Aniku [I Don't Know] (Sauti skit)

Wrong Turn (Sauti skit)

The Heartless Stepmother Killed My Mother

Faith Without Action is Dead

Fate of a Cheater

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Lugbatoons (Lugbara Cartoons)

One humid dusk in Arua before the 9pm Covid-19 lockdown curfew, I spotted a friend's young daughter watching Spanish cartoons courtesy of YouTube on her mother's smartphone and wondered if she was understanding the language. I'm not saying she cannot learn Spanish but she might have clicked on the video randomly because of the thumbnail. When I got back home, I drew 2D Cartoons in Lugbara like Double Happy-iness...

Aiko's Top 22 Movies of All Time

1. The King of Kings (1927 silent film) was less sanctimonious because H. B. Warner - the man who played JESUS - fasted while acting that role. Another Cecil B. DeMille blockbuster - The 10 Commandments and Ben Hur also have a great aura...

2. Hard Target (1993) was my Number 1 film for many years; it's an allusion to the Devil and his war against humans, he moves around like a wolf or hungry lion looking for whom to devour...

3. She's All That (1999) summarises life in the 90s...

4. Deep Blue Sea is a film genre I fancy where humans fight other creatures together instead of hurting themselves...

5. Black Hawk Down (2001), based on the reallife 1993 Battle of Mogadishu (Somalia), is my favourite war film simply because only 100 (not 300) American soldiers came to arrest instead of destroy but ended up defending themselves quite well when outnumbered by the skinnies; about 19 soldiers were killed in The Mog: Leave no man behind! Film starts somberly but spills over uncontrollably into two hours of nonstop gunshots; "Irene, freaking Irene..."

6. I, Robot is the Best of Oscar-worthy Will Smith...

7. Passion of the Christ (2004) was the first film to bring tears to my eyes when the woman caught in adultery stretched out her hand to touch the LORD's feet after saving her from inevitable stoning. Son of GOD (2014) also made me teary-eyed while JESUS lipsynced the tax collector's repentance prayer...

8. Battle of the Souls (2007 Ugandan supernatural film) features my Favourite African actor as Wycliffe, or was he Lucifer? Life is spiritual...

9. The Wolverine (2013 film) is my Most Lethal Superhero alongside Batman, Superman, Deadpool (funniest) and Deadshot. This Marvel film features Prophetess Yukio ("I saw you die") plus Logan's Japanese baby mama...

10. Okutre is a Lugbaflix classic set in Arua...

11. Sisu is Finnish for: Never give up! Silence is golden, Aatami Korpi says nothing until the end when inside a bank...

12. Woodlawn is Deion Sanders-like American football mixed with JESUS...

13. The Case for Christ is about a non-believer journalist turning into a Christian; the Shroud of Turin might be the authentic burial cloth of our Saviour...

14. The Dark Knight shows the Joker in full evil mode forcing Batman to get darker too. I love the caped crusader because he doesn't kill but arrests like Police and is invincible, to say the most. The other Batman flick I loved featured Danny DeVito as Penguin...

15. ATL is sweet sweet: My mouth is not that big...

16. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silversurfer is a silver lining on all FF renditions...

17. Finding Nemo is a cartoon masterpiece; too bad his mother died...

18. Samson & Delilah is a biblical romantic tragedy...

19. Lagaan is a Bollywood masterpiece...

20. Slumdog Millionaire took Bollywood to Hollywood; amazing story: Benjamin Franklin...

21. Man of Steel: Superman 2 was great, but this modern DC flick makes Smallville big...

22. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is Disney animation at its finest. How could they paint that in the late 1930s, so pristinely timeless?

BONUS: Kiss of the Dragon (2001): Romeo Must Die contains a super cast of amazing stars from DMX and Aaliyah (wonderful musician who died in a 2001 plane crash) to all her connections, but this Jet Li flick set in France is a martial arts masterpiece...

One movie I want to watch in Lugbara is Lost In Translation (2003)...


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