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Artwork Archive (for Aiko)

Art journey, Career, Catalogue, Changes, Evolution, Exhibition, Expo(sition), History, Inventory, Legacy, Lessons, Metamorphosis, Oeuvre, Output, Portfolio, Process, Profile, Provenance, Retrospective, Show, Statement, Story:

1989

At age 5, drew the leftside-view of a saloon car from memory for a Modern Nursery (Bell Avenue, Jinja) assignment and wanted to keep the paper forever but I think it was used to light up a sigiri [charcoal stove]...

John Barnes at Liverpool FC was my role model in the late 80s...

1990

My Baba told me to drop out the letter Y in my sad surname Ayikobua [Happiness is in Heaven or the grave] given to me by Ma(ma) after her father died eight months before my arrival on Earth; the Pursuit of Happiness started at 6 years in Jinja (Busoga) but where I come from (Lugbaraland), happiness is spelt with Y, more like Happy-iness [Ayiko]...

Mrs. Achere taught us how to draw stick humans and animals during Primary 1 at Victoria Nile School...

1991

Passionate about Kawino (Neighbour's daughter) even if she wasn't the brightest chick in our stream; loved her like myself. Sometimes, she would play football with us (the boys) and I would share with her stuff I bought with stolen money. My personal class position plummeted from Top 3; never got to Number 1 again until I left VNS...

1992

Carbon-traced images from Ladybird storybook illustrations, chewing gum stickers eg Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plus comics like JESUS, He-Man, Phantom, Flash Gordon, Moses (from United Bible Societies), etc. Should have used dry pens, but instead drew unwanted photo-ruining ink outlines on original pages for some time until the spent-ink pen idea came. This is where my pencil slavery began...

My Big Brother tells me to check out a guy called Michael Jordan and he becomes my Favourite Sportsman; week in, week out...

Drew a Footballer in my classwork book for my Religious Education (RE) teacher's assignment as what I wanted to become in future. My dream was to be like Romario the Brazilian... 

Loved classmate Sophie's soulful, composed nature...

The P3D Science-handling classteacher (Miss Nabirye) asked why my grades were deteriorating and anonymous classmates replied, "Because he's always drawing..."

Upper-schoolers sent to police us while teachers had a meeting make me kneel at the front while holding a brick in each outstretched hand after someone else whistled; my hand was touching my mouth so they called me from the leftback corner of our classroom. Learnt quiet endurance...

Felt inconsolable grief within my soul for the first time because of the four closest male relatives I knew (called them the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) moving to Kampala and leaving me with the females in Jinja; swore inwardly never to cry like that again in my entire life (It was a very dark abyss). Months later while preparing to join them, I was the happiest kid on earth; even sang while dressing up for the journey but didn't know the smaller city Jinja would tickle my fancy more after that maiden capital city visit...

1993

Fell in love with Mariam Were in P4 after Kawino disappeared without a trace. Instead of my Art which was still growing, I wanted to impress "Black Beauty (nickname I gave her)" with my daring sportsmanship and "Superman" athleticism. Classmates told me I played football "like a man" and neighbours at Spire Road called me "captain". I knew how to craft footballs from milk sackets, ballpoint pens, rubbertire strips, papers, banana fibres, soda straws, etc. The other game I loved to play was dulu [marbles]...

Gulam Wakabi (Half Musoga, half Asian) was very generous with his Transformers pencils; I even betrayed a different classmate (a Black I promised to pay for) at the Jinja Agricultural Show entrance just to return a favour in an instant...

Struggled to create 3D shapes in Bukoto suburb, Kampala...

Studied Times New Roman fonts in novels and newspapers after my mother beat me for "poor handwriting"; wanted to run away from home and become a streetkid but stayed...

Miss Ganda (P4 Science teacher) praised me for the skeleton I drew in my classwork book; I loved her for the fact that she didn't beat us like other teachers plus was a cute woman...

1994

Made my first scrapbook with Ian Wright in a JVC jersey drawn on the front cover; it was so prophetic that four years later, I became a die-hard Gooner. Ian was on the bench injured during my enlightenment game (1998 FA Cup Final), but when I saw him celebrating with his teammates at the end of the match, I was happy and chose to follow the Wenger Boys...

Classmates compared my art with Ivan Nsoita who I met again in A-Level; he had talent in drawing robotic figures and usually outperformed me in athletics trials for our green Rwenzori house. Ivan was good in Sciences too. At Macos seven years later, he would become the Cartoonist while I was appointed Headline Designer by the Macorean (school magazine) patron... 

Handpicked by Deputy Headmaster Okoth Ocen as a member of the school's first mini-cricket team (where kids use a softer tennis ball); played as a fielder (catcher) and bowler plus kept the handbook for instructions. The Indians on our team were truly skilful batsmen...

Labelled a "Hypocrite" by my P5 stream's English Classteacher for whom I diligently reorganised library books in their catalogues whenever she called me with two other boys but refused to stand in the front row instead of behind during a class song rehearsal and was reported by the class monitor; thought she would exonerate me but didn't. She also made me a laughing subject during one of her lessons because of a torn hole near the right back pocket on my shorts and I taught myself how to stitch clothes. Classmates called my torn gaping shoes "fish", so I taught myself how to mend footwear inspired by my cousin Charles and Uncle Jad...

Made a paper roll TV box (windup scroll in a box with view window) at Spire Road and showed it to my Best Friend (an Itesot named Denis Ogwapit who stayed on Oboja Road) while we drank yellow orange juice and my sisters plaited hair. Thought we would grow up to form a band like Boyz2Men alongside classmates Anthony Ntaki (Garden Tea) and Sylvester Rokani (who lived across the Owen Falls Dam bridge)...

Did a frontslide step dance while circling around classmates Abed Abud and Muyangu as they sang "Number One" by Apache Indian to entertain the P5 audience that had gathered in the Main Hall for debate which I normally stayed quiet in until P7. Our English teacher had directed Abed to perform during the halftime break and he called me up to supplement; creativity was spontaneous...

1995

My mind was set on winning the Inter-stream football contest scheduled for 2nd term in order to impress my biggest crush Mariam (who was always with the beautifully brownskinned Rwandese-like Laura Batamuliza during school breaks. Other boys wanted Laura through me because I was made to sit nearest to her by the classteacher but for me I wanted Mariam through Laura; actually saw them together on the east slope pitchside watching us play during the preceding year's 2-0 loss where I missed a great chance to score when blocked from behind by a P5K defender on my left blindside. I shot with my right but got a corner instead)...

Left my beloved Jinja (Birthplace) for Kampala Capital City the very next day after 1st term ended; had spent Farewell Friday afternoon with my Best Friend Dennis Ogwapit and another classmate Abed Abud (our P5D stream's goalkeeper allocated to a different stream in P6). I was the 7th in my Stream of top bwats out of three classifications. As Omwana Wa Idhindha, it was a sad goodbye on that Sabbath Saturday but I returned a number of times to the lovely City that made me, starting with a P7 field trip: "Bamusakata" by Ragga Dee was our taxi tune. Second time was with my Ma during PLE vacation...

Sat next to Barbra Anyait for some weeks; we would chat freely like we knew each other from a past life. Wonder why I adored the unique aura of Teso people including Fred Kegere, etc; maybe because of their thumb piano plus malwa (which I mixed with sugar and drank like porridge) from Jinja and Ogwapit. John Denis Oboi and Bwire (forgot his other name, maybe Godfrey an Eastern Ugandan) from the West stream were also friendly inspirations...

Brownskinned girl who always heatpressed her uniform with pristine magnificence hits my temple with her bare knuckles [ngolo] during Art lesson after I refused to draw for her since it didn't feel right to me though I had already drawn for other streammates. Someone threw a banana-fibre ball that hit her, then fell under my desk and when I went down to pick it, chick pounced like the shadow of a tall tower but I didn't react. She treated me with remorseful respect after I became Headboy the following year like she knew I possessed enough power to retaliate but had already forgiven her...

Returned to Number 1 (Top of the Class) for the first time since P1 in P6 Third Term with above 90 percent in SST, Science and English but only 62 in Mathematics. When I reached home from boarding school around midday, I left my shoes at the doorway, but went straight to the sitting room still in school uniform plus socks, pulled out a small table and started calculating numbers inside a P7 Maths textbook until 3pm, no lunch (I was that furious)...

1996

Got 10 out of 10 during a weekend Mathematics test; Classteacher called me to the front for a hug...

Turned down an invitation to join the School football team, but ran for my house during athletics. My Footballer ambitions died because of regular academic flogging which was something I had disliked deeply since P4 (in 1993) though couldn't stop the teachers by throwing a chair at one like Cristiano Ronaldo nor beating them up in their dreams like Erica Mukisa (former witch who studied in my old school after I left), but fought back in my new school by reading very hard like a kalabanda leprechaun or pixie until they started honouring me instead (even rigged in elections for me to become Head Boy though 3rd in pupil votes); prayed to GOD every night to make me top my class and got the optimum 4 points on 4 subjects in PLE. No Fine Art was taught in P7 but learnt great stuff from the English teacher (Mr. Kintu), the other English teacher (Mr. Tinka) made us laugh a lot: Do you know a cow?, Math Classteacher (Mr. Mukasa) labelled me the Most Handsome while Science teacher Magumba called me his "son" (I used to read a P8 Science book from Kenya plus Introduction to Biology used in Senior 1 to get answers); Political Science lecturer had interesting stories...

Learnt in a textbook borrowed for a holiday from Dorothy Amuron (who classmates thought was my girlfriend) about how newspapers are made. In the early 90s, I used to think newspapers recorded what was going to happen during the day like a precognitive Daily Prophet publication, not what had already happened the preceding day...

Miss Agnes Kibone, the English plus Art Classteacher in my previous year told pupils after us that I write "like a computer"...

1997

Straight Talk (Newspaper) teaches me that masturbation is "not evil" but two decades later, I discovered a South Korean video that painted the punishments in Hell for that wickedness...

Rita (born with HIV) was the most beautiful girl in our Kyebando Kisalosalo hood; used her pretty aura to inspire me to copy GOD's designs...

Taught myself cursive script calligraphy from a Christmas carols book, an aptitude I utilised to sign cards, autograph books, letters and envelopes for family plus schoolmates at no charge though streammates wanted me to collect at least 100 UGX for every signwork. I used those loss leader requests to train my hand muscles to work while expecting any reward... Joined SMACK as Number 31. I can still remember the 1st Art lesson from Mr. Godfrey Lutaaya, one of my Favourite Teachers of All-Time coz he was easy-going: A line is a collection of dots. It rhymed with what I already knew from tracing newspaper photos with dotted pixels. Saw him again after S4 at the Makerere University School of Education while in my A-Level at Macos. I would sketch for multiple classmates who got 10 out of 10 while I got 9 because of less time used but didn't mind...

Joined the SMACK Chapel Cherubim Choir's alto voice and learnt how to read musical notations...

Represented SMACK as an unused substitute for Joseph Mutuugu in the Inter High-School German Poem Reciting Competition at Nabisunsa Girls School; my short buddy clinched the Senior 1 title and I asked a joke question no one in the audience got right during the break. Saw Allen and Nema, OGs from VNS Jinja...

Accepted JESUS into my heart at age 14; became a Savedee (on Tuesday 2nd December 1997) after watching "Serve The LORD" by CARMAN on five month old Lighthouse TV and gave up my dreams of practising magic plus starting Uganda's first 24/7 Porn TV station. I also stopped using foul, obscene American language; tried to tame my tongue by becoming quiet like a cabbage. Read the entire Gideons International New Testament Bible but quit the Roman Catholic Chapel Choir indefinitely. I knew about JESUS from the 1979 JESUS film, brief church readings selected by clergy plus comics but was very ignorant about many Bible verses; the only book I had read from beginning to end was the Proverbs of King Solomon after being chosen Headboy the preceding year...

1998

Made a personal Vow of Silence and started reading the entire Old Testament (from Genesis to Malachi) because I felt hell-bound. Everytime I opened the Bible after reading the whole of it, I discovered something fresh I thought I had seen before but retaught more clearly; it is the Greatest Book on Earth...

Became an Arsenal fanatic on Saturday 16th May during the FA Cup Final (my Enlightenment Game watching a black and white TV set) because Michael Jordan was retiring from basketball again (Knew about The Last Dance being filmed); needed something with adrenaline to occupy my attention weekly after the NBA Finals...

1999

Painting lessons kicked off for my yearmates specialising in Fine Art as an optional subject at the SMACK Artroom... Perspective in painting with 1 or 2 vanishing points was introduced to me in the open sun; our study reference included the view facing the Geography room, Chemistry lab, Chapel and HSC block. This was what 3D is about: X, Y and Z-axis lines. My Art Class comprised Jude, Kaweekwa (The GOAT), Francis Otim (Oparaah), Yawe, Oscar Sajjabi (storyteller), The Oba, Ndagijimana (German Mukiga who lent me a book about realistic German Pencil Art), etc. Our practical classes were always filled with laughter as artists commented on each other's artworks...

Felt a weird nostalgia about Catherine Johnston (white deskmate from P5); it was not even a crush but over a decade later, penned down a song inspired by her memory...

Started recording my unbelievably cinematic dreamvisions in exercise books after my Stream Monitor requested me to be the Timekeeper and I asked YAHWEH to wake me up in time everyday; didn't even own a wristwatch but Abraham Mach (a South Sudanese streammate) gave me his until the end of 1st term...

Classmates labelled "Snoop Dogg" on the backrest of my wooden chair while others called me "Aikob(oob)s" because I loved women...

One Saturday, my father left his mobile phone at home and told us to call anyone; I called WBS TV and spoke to Kismat (tall, headstrong Indian)...

Never stepped foot in West Nile during the entire 90s due to attitude or malala ga kibuga [city pride]...

2000 

Since the world did not end at midnight on New Year's Day Y2K, I decided to make a pilgrimage to Arua from 1st to 6th February at 16 years of age, which is my Oldest Memory of West Nile. My mother Liza told me she brought me to Arua as a handheld baby but I remember nothing except Jinja...

Started supporting Real Madrid (White Angels) intensely around the time they beat UEFA Champions League-defending champions Manchester United 2-3 away at Old Trafford; payback for the Bayern Munich heartbreak from the preceding season...

Ssalongo Joseph Okiror taught us that while drawing Biology diagrams, we must not stop unlike what sketchers do. From start to finish, no break should form in the line drawings pencilled. It was quite rudimentary but a very good, focussed and continuous discipline to develop nonetheless as the pencil doesn't leave the paper...

Classmates used to call me holy and "The only person who will enter Heaven" but a nefarious ancestral dragon of pretended holiness was cast out of me by a circle of bornagain brothers led by Raymond Rwabita behind the SMACK Memorial Library who saw a vision where JESUS appeared and the dragon flew away, then the Lord hugged me... Baptised in the Holy Spirit by Peter Lukaaga near Kiwanuka House rainwater tank...

Mathematics teacher mocks me with 28 percent after doing a three hour exam in one hour due to school fees uprooting by the bursar...

Mrs. Katimbo (Maiden name: Nabisene) taught us Summarization, arguably my Sweetest English lesson in four years of O-Level...

I was very exceptional in English (aced PLE and UCE like German) plus History (aced UCE and UACE) but mediocre at Literature (got grade 4 out of 9 like in Art); actually offered it in A-Level so that my interpretation could improve but still got C in S6 UNEB, not the most wanted A grade. After failing another random oral question asked by the S4 literature teacher during her after-lunch lesson, I walked back to my Lourdel dormitory very sad, sat on my bed contemplating how to get better in Lit. Suddenly, my deckermate above, standing on his bed, whacked my left face with his belt, probably by accident. I didn't say a word, just soaked in the double pain. "Carcass For Hounds" from Kenya was my favourite studybook because of the rivetting movie-like action, undeniable anticipation and descriptions...

Emancipated myself from pencil slavery when my S4 deskmate Jean Rwamukaga (aka Kaahwa) requested me to ink for him a portrait of Bob Marley; started drawing with focus using ballpoint pens only especially blue ones, no pencil...

Drew Emmanuel Petit, Patrick Vieira, Thierry Henry, Michael Jordan, etc for my two scrapbooks...

Applied to The Joe Kubert School of Cartoon and Graphic Art (inspired by Jude Karuhanga who drew the DC and Marvel Way plus sharpened pencils like a real pro), then received a brief Joe Kubert's World of Cartooning correspondence course outline which I studied seriously as if my future depended on it coz I couldn't afford admission nor tuition fees. A classmate later told me to ask my father but I felt he shouldn't be made to pay school fees twice...

Posed as a model for Jude's clay sculpture of "The Thinker"...

Three of my classwork paintings including "Green Lamp" were chosen for the SMACK Millennium (1906-2000) Art Exhibition; I was so so so happy about my artworks being selected from thousands of options by other students that I took my dad who had come to attend the celebrations to the school artroom, after the main general function ended...

Thought intensely of running an art label which I named Atelier [French for Studio] the following year...

Inked the same guidewords on 200 pages of an autograph book for a silky-slick-football-dribbling yearmate in S4C plus dormmate named Ivan Earl Agaba. The task pressed a healable dimple on my right 2nd finger but was nonetheless a great learning experience...

Drew portraits of Dramani Family Faces as a gift to my parents though layout was redesigned three years later and framed for hanging on the wall...

2001

Started conceptualising my Aiko logo inspired by the Xantrex inverters logo in New Vision classifieds; design changed gradually until I finally added an inverted Nike swoosh on top of my font trademark...

Discovered MAD Magazine courtesy of Ivan Musoke aka Soki or Ivan Writes on Facebook who used to buy them from Nairobi (He was sold with me to Macos by SMACK though I got 15 points on 8 subjects which was higher than the promised 17 point passmark before it was moved to 14; felt betrayed by the Headmaster - Brother Bukenya who was even my namesake)...

Dropped out of the Fine Art Class after one month as a day scholar because of deteriorating grades that fell by 7 marks annually since 1997; walked straight to the Technical Drawing Class with my artbook but was rejected ("You cannot start climbing a tree from the stem!"); so with silent tears in my eyes, I began writing the name "GOD" in all caps since permission for every breakthrough or deadend comes from HIM plus decided to teach myself how to draw cartoons in order to earn financial papers. One member of the TD Class who happened to be in my 5HEL combination (the Kenyan-born Indian named Arshad Ahmed) noticed my design skills and got me several gigs starting with Entertainment Minister Martin Atuhaire's election campaign (Mato won by 97 percent in actual student votes though results were altered). Arshad was the Sean Paul to my riddim...

Drew the Lessons timetable for my combination twice in two years plus Tombola game ads, agriculture chart for girl in Senior 2 who was very happy after I finished (probably directed by my first new friend at Macos named Joseph Aluba who was in her year), Consequences Film screening poster for classmate Karen Hasahya (who later married Kenneth "Pablo" Kimuli), Macos versus SMACK Rugby match poster for my SMACK then Macos OB Balugu (Ssalongo Allan Lwanga), Debating Club notices, etc...

Almost killed a patronising Musoga classmate in devilish rage for repeatedly labelling me "daft, stupid, fake and boring" just because I kept quiet - only spoke when I couldn't avoid it and to SMACK OBs at first; he wanted me to converse about his three biggest interests if I ever talked to him (listed Computers, Arsenal and Women on a piece of paper): Shut the fig up! I have a right to remain silent; it's my mouth and tongue, not his. Funny thing is my test grades were usually better than his whenever he compared results until he gave up. Holy Spirit told me to "forgive"; he later asked me to draw for him two company logos and a supermodel-type girl he fancied...

Inspired by Jet Li's "Romeo Must Die", I chalked a new slogan "The Devil aught to die" on the side blackboard in our Literature classroom. During lunchtime, a few Geography Class babes saw it and mocked me mercilessly when they returned to their room for apparently mis-replacing the word "ought". I didn't even know anything about their jibes until one of them came "to apologise on behalf of the others". It was so funny that I asked GOD to bless the snitch; the Geographers were the ones who didn't "zig Shakespearean Kazungu". My rare word had the same initial syllable as August, Autumn, audio, authority, etc. Could have respelt it "auwt" to intensify the slurs...

Postulated and told my hostelmates that: One day, we might see radio sets that convert everything spoken on-air into text on a digital screen like a radio for deaf people; they labelled me "mad [mulalu]" but I was totally convinced about the possibility because I transcribed song lyrics and English football commentary by listening to radio...

Represented Simba House alongside an S6 guy and middle school chick in the Macos School Quiz; composed an instant 20-second song advertising "Bonbon Insecticide" and earned 5 points out of 5 for my house. WEM, the "Kenyan-American" Senior 6 hostelmate who suggested my name for the quiz jubilated and bragged to those around him that he was right about recommending me... Acted twice in three days as a remnant pastor in the Best Play of MAPA (Music and Performing Arts); the day in-between was spent in bed trying to heal a pneumonia-like fever caused by dust inhaled from the school stage while dancing like Bakiga who stomp the ground hard with their feet. At the start of rehearsals, our guest trainer/ director wanted to cut me out of the play because I looked very meek (after about 4 years of being born again); she thought I couldn't act. Feeling insulted, I started performing the role my way until the main protagonist in the play finally told me with a lot of joy that he had never seen a character like me...

Chose Usher Raymond's "Can U Help Me" as the soundtrack for my art at Macos. Toni Braxton in a limegreen mini-dress was my first wetdream...

Lydia Nanyombi Mukasa declared boldly from a different column, but same row, that she had "landed for" my Art; classmates questioned her whether she hadn't landed for me instead. What she didn't know was that I silently thought of her as a perfect woman (and was amazed by her knowledge of Liverpool FC); she was curvy like Gloria the hippo in Madagascar (animated film). The following year, my moral support who was also in my pink Simba house sat directly in front of me as though GOD answered a silent prayer I never said. How does it feel when the woman you love the most (like Monica's "Angel Of Mine") is always next to you and you don't struggle to reach her? I just enjoyed my moments until Cantab Exams separated us. Other girls I fancied included my intellectual classmate Rebecca Sempa though gave up after the first conversation and Geographer Joy Baguma who reminded me of a half Munyoro, half Musoga crush called Joy that I saw in Walukuba (Jinja) during Easter Sunday 1991. She also had a younger brother named Joshua...

Drew book illustrations for two classmates: Lionel Mugema (about Rwanda Genocide) and Patricia Kelly Kobusingye (the Assistant Headgirl who won 200,000 UGX in the National Book Trust of Uganda [NABOTU] Competition and sometimes referred to as my girlfriend by the first of my two deckermates in A-Level)...

The African History teacher (Mrs. Okello) wanted an artist to draw a chart for Open Day's History Expo and when she asked during her lesson who the Best Artist was, classmates unanimously mentioned my name in chorus; I had no escape but to draw the hairy Zynjathropus (Earlyman) on a manila chart... Acted as the Oracle at Delphi in a Literature play staged for parents in the library... Discovered the cirrhotic effect of alcohol on livers in the Biology Expo...

My parents moved from Kampala to Arua and I discovered two days before Christmas that Kawino had been poisoned in Andruvu, an Arua suburb after the Airport. I got to meet a new motivation in the hood; showed her a portrait of my siblings which I had crafted plus other artworks. She was among my Top 3 Most Beautiful Women in Arua, but definitely my Youngest Most Beautiful Pick (only 6 years old) plus Biggest Crush and made Lugbara sound supersweet. I loved her with all my heart and one day she stunned me when she said: I like you because you treat me better than other people...

2002

Atelier changed to Imitari [Italian for Portrait]...

Created a yellow, green and red logo for ChurchTV (A Ray of Sunshine), my own praise and worship music collection that morphed from Instrument TV which I had imagined while at SMACK after getting saved: Dance and sing with all your heart and might to HONOUR the LORD; play harps, lyres, drums, rattles and cymbals. Compiled Christian Lyrics for 13 songs in a Music Journal dedicated to GOD on 1st August starting with "Serve The LORD" by Carman (My Conviction Song), "Smell The Colour 9" by Chris Rice, "Pray" by Rebecca St. James, "Waiting" by Jake, "Consume Me" by DC Talk, "It Is YOU" by Newsboys, "At The Cross", "Youth Of The Nation" by P.O.D., "Breathe, I'm Lost Without YOU" by Maria/ Michael W. Smith, "Above All" by Lenny LeBlanc, "Everything We Are", "LORD Of Heaven & Earth" by Third Day to "Crucified With Christ" by Salvador...

Geography Class Kabalega Dormitory hostelmate Philip Ekwang (LORD have mercy on his soul; he hanged himself 12 years later) commissioned me to make for him an "ostentatious" exclusively-Arsenal scrapbook using newspaper cutouts; in exchange he allowed me to remain with the rest of the pages from which I extracted a lot of good stuff especially Modesty Blaise strips, Spiderman, Luni Jokes, Lyrics, Photos, etc...

Yearmates called me "Eminem", "Controversial"; some thought I sneaked out of hostel to go clubbing but only Arsenal games...

Tried to draw a graphic novel of the 2002 Arsenal Double Champions but ended up creating a manila chart instead; my cousin Dramu asked me where I get all the information and I told him: Love...

Said the Koranic shahada in the presence of two witnesses (Suhail Mustapha my initiator and John Paul Ssali a Catholic) on Sunday 1st October behind the Makerere University Main Hall because I admired the way Muslims bow down to pray five times daily plus their women cover their booty decently: Everyone has body parts, so why flaunt yours like Jezebel and Babylon or prostitutes? It's a blessing to your spouse but stumbling temptation to others...

Finished last after being forced by housemate Kizza to take part in the Bottle Race on Sports Day; wasn't even dressed in the compulsory house T-shirt; wore a white T-shirt I bought in Kamwokya. Had stepped back that year to let other people shine after a glorious preceding year...

CRE teacher told my sister Doris who had come to visit me on Macos Class Day that I have a "poor handwriting"; maybe he was either joking, mistaking me for someone else or just wanted to say something bad about me...

My Best Friend at Macos named Innocent Ikinyang (another Itesot, who was concisely good at Literature) informed me about schoolmates arguing that I didn't know how to draw, but he always defended me...

Drew food menus for two Science students doing a Food & Nutrition practical. After their UNEB exam, one of them named Ndemele brought me a chicken cake that literally summarised the taste of my Macos A-Level journey; it was scrumptious...

Signed book autographs for Yata (You Are Truly Amiable) and Karen (If you wake up at 3AM, look up to the sky), etc...

During my S6 vacation in Arua, I started creating my own fontstyle for use in drawing comics by concentratedly re-studying Spanish cartoonist Romero's Modesty Blaise sequential art...

2003 

Wrote down on a piece of paper the name "AikoGraphics" for the first time plus my mission to draw "creative world-class designs and portraits" at 4:39 PM on Sunday 2nd February (Groundhog Day). The heavensent inspiration came to me while walking back home on Mt. Wati Road, directly opposite Amnesty Commission. My initial AGX list had only five products: Advertisements, logos, portraits, posters and badges (Limited passion unless style is relaxed by school demand most especially). However, I also create editorial cartoons, book illustrations, T-shirts, wall murals, theatre backdrops, signposts, Lugbara translations, blogs and videos...

Positive self-talk (Escape from mental captivity): Arua is the Sweetest Place on Earth...

Taught Biology to S1s & 4s for a couple of days at Highfield College in Awindiri that belonged to my mum's cousin Alfred Munguleni; gave up because of constant headaches and the Mitosis topic I had refused to memorise for S4 UNEB test years back...

With my hardfished 18 points on 25 during UACE, I failed to get both a Government scholarship plus admission through private sponsorship to my dream campus (Makerere University, ticked Mass Communication, Agriculture and Fine Art but was given none); so I allowed the sister I follow to apply for me to UCU where she was though also wanted to quit formal education. My parents convinced me to carry on. Feeling unsuccessful, I revised with an ice-cold vengeance like a "silent burner" to top my class which I did with 4.22 GPA (my 3rd Best Semester) alongside Veronica Kitonsa (Buganda bursary winner) who seemed to possess a fresh glory every morning whenever she arrived for lectures. GOD gifted me the supplementary Scholars and Friends USA bursary for Madi and West Nile Diocese worth 300 US Dollars (600,000 UGX) for each of my last four (out of six) semesters...

My Kenyan roommate Sidney Bwire (studying Laws) introduced me to Manga.com; what a website! I knew what Manga was since the mid 90s from watching MCM Africa and Samurai X animation series but didn't know what the distinct Japanese genre was called...

Fell in love with Alice Mbayahi (Mass Communication Student 262) on Saturday 22nd November and drew four ATM-size scarecards which I gifted her at different time intervals as reminders that am always thinking of her: Wanted Megabyte (nickname I coined based on the first two letters of her surname) to be my "Doppelgaenger" forever. Poetically, I felt so many MBs of love for Mbayahi that my 2nd campus roommate Felix Doi (a Luo) still asks me how she is whenever he calls (from South Sudan where he settled) even if I already told him she married "another man". Tried too hard to impress the Musheshe with my Art but though we grew apart 16 months later (when I took one of her photos without permission for drawing a surprise portrait), she still kept in touch with me as a friend even after campus. I had stepped back respectfully since February 2005 when she refused a fine art gift she had asked for before I wronged her, vowed silently never to bother her with my crush again and sought my level elsewhere. I'm amazed that the Rwenzori Babe I wanted to marry is a very skilled cake artist (The Cake Mama can ice) even if she caught my attention because of her sweet scent, husky voice and the graceful way she carried herself; was also pleased to know she likes Arsenal which conquered my heart in 1998. Alyce is about three months older than me; shorter in height but bigger in frame like Lydia. I hesitated to tell Lydia my truth until campus because I was playing it safe, but wrote down my feelings for Ali-yoncé (Classmates referred to her as my wife even before I proposed and was still in the Friend Zone). I wanted to marry Alice, but if there was any girl who could come between us, it was Xnthi in Arua...

At UCU between 2003-6, I drew a number of logos eg Media Link, UCU Volleyball, Lango Students Association, halo (inspired by a Teso-Indian half-breed I called Miss UCU, the 1st Woman I asked though rhetorically if she could marry me and she said Yes but also gave a respectful excuse though would introduce me to her pals as a VIP; she was also my VVIP like a Vice President though I never spoke it), etc plus portraits like Eminem; inked Michael Jordan "Spacebound" from the Seattle Supersonics NBA Finals on a big white chart and it was stolen from my hostel wall during 2nd Year; Edmund Asingwire became my Manager and got me gigs during plus after campus; drew my first storyboard for Mass Communication classmate Daniel Kyazze's filmscript entitled "Corroborate 2"...

Arua.com prototypes...

2004

Codenamed AGX2...

Having been recommended to Voice Of Life (VOL) 100.9 FM, I wrote a job application using red ink and the owner (Executive Director of Here Is Life) Mr. Isaac Anguyo told me red is used by teachers for marking; I had to return home and use a different colour. Only submitted three newsstories (including one from BBC Sport about Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon triumph over Serena Williams) but discontinued myself since I was working for free; loved their collection of New Vision publications nonetheless and also met one of my broadcast heroes in West Nile (that is Joseph Dradria) who I usually heard on the airwaves...

Saw a blue and white lucid-high dreamvision on Monday 4th October: If you have a problem, then just look up to the sky! It happened exactly 20 days before Arsenal's Invincible 49 run ended at the Theatre of Nightmares (that's what I call it). The first person to see my surrealistic heavenly-dreamvision drawing was Josephine, a 2nd Year Architecture student from Makerere University five days later on UG's 42nd Uhuru Day. The following Saturday 16th, she returned to our hostel commonroom and confessed, "I did some research on you and I like you! I like you! Do you know Ruth and Cisse? Your Macos schoolmates told me some things about you." Of course I knew Ruth and Cisse, they were in the Geography class next door in S5. Josephine advised me to: Add ventilation; Add natural lighting; Beauty in a building originates from the materials used, draftsmanship and shapes whether rare or usual; Be free to create what your senses reveal to you...

In 2nd Year at campus, future Dokolo North MP and Ugandan High Commissioner to South Africa - Paul Amoru Omiat (who also served as Mass Communication MP and UCU Guild President) introduced me to Da Broz Secretarial and Art Bureau in Mukono Town run by Mosh and his brothers plus a rubber flipflop squeegee for screenprinting; told me his artist father taught him how to use that makeshift tool. Designed his UCU Presidential campaign poster on manila and got new fans (clients)...

Moderated the UCU Hour Show on Spirit FM Mukono as training alongside classmates Rachel Nakanwagi Nsamba (used to call her Req), Lilliane Chimpaye (I nicknamed her Spiderwoman) and a dude (probably Brens); Introduction to Radio Production lecturer Jackson Turyagenda praised us in his class lesson the next morning for being the "liveliest" group though castigated me for letting the interesting discussion get out of my. hand The music was good and we had quite a number of callers...

2005

AGX3...

Started growing apart with my 1st Campus crush after the first Thursday night of February yet I was planning to draw her portrait as a surprise gift; spent Friday night in Kauga Jail with two other men (both reported by women who probably pretended to love them for defilement and fighting with a fellow bodabodaman respectively; for me I was caught in the wrong place thinking about a woman who threatened never to have anything to do with me). Next, I asked the Devil to "choose for me any girlfriend" to replace her; I pray GOD forgives me in the name of JESUS...

Applied to New Vision for internship as a Cartoonist during the course of the semester through classmate Roger Mugisha (Food Writer at the newspaper, not DJ Shadow), but wasn't selected...

Mass Communication Faculty Dean - Ben Bella - recommended me alongside seven other classmates to New Vision for End of 2nd Year internship but only three scholars were chosen due to financial constraints; wished I had connections despite getting 4.33 points. Left out, I applied my own Nasser Road skills and used the same official recommendation letter to look for a place at Procurement News (in vain) plus Business Week whose Editor (a nephew to my campus dean) sent me to interview Juliana Kanyomozi (Ugandan diva)... Painstakingly made a B5 collection of editorial cartoons based on campus jokes that got me a place in UCU's newspaper two years later... Visited Doro at a girls hostel near Makerere with tear gas in the air; her hostelmates commented that we were meant to be together, but I couldn't fight for her in a civil way against her unknown "boyfriend"; talked to the one before him though. Marriage is a democracy; when you lose in the special election, do not file a petition in court, but accept defeat and move forward! I have a personal code where I do not fight with other guys over women; they are enough for all men: Koran allows two, three or four, but one can be enough at a time. I wasn't badly hurt - just a wallcrack in the heart, that is why I went in person after nine years without seeing Doro to thank her for motivating me in the mid-90s with her triple-hearted kindness towards me: Something undeniably divine about this chick made me tick in academics and I had to respark it. I didn't have to tell her I liked her, she could see it herself; no words. So, I inked her portrait from a secondary school photo onto a white paper and shaded with coloured pencils before hanging it without any apologies above my 3rd year hostel window next to another for my new galfi in order to motivate me to study harder. Love is energy and it cannot be destroyed, only converted. My 5th semester was my Best (scored 4.36 points out of 5; only 0.04 points away from First Class)...

2006

Drew a second portrait of "Em" in January (our joint birthday month) after a neighbour at the hostel alerted her that I created one plus stringed it on my room wall; she had asked for her own copy during our last semester on campus. Em was a cute and supercalm classmate who addressed me as "boyfriend" in 2005, fulfilling a dreamvision from 1st Year; I hadn't paid attention to her for less than two full years because I was chasing after Alice but then she became "galfi" like deja vu. One night, I didn't sleep coz I was drawing a huge manila portrait for a hostelmate studying Laws. By sunrise, I was so exhausted that I missed [skipped] all my lectures for the new day intentionally in order to rest properly. She heard rumours that I was sick and SMS-texted two Bible verses which lit up my spirit by the end of day and became guiding principles for my Art: My help comes from the LORD who made Heaven and Earth [Psalm 121:1-2]; By HIS stripes we are healed [1st Peter 2:24 which is similar to Isaiah 53:5]. Em was a remedy and melody though "she only dates galactikos" and I was not even in her league...

My uncle Jad made me the Editor-in-chief of Reed Business Information (RBI) with a computer desk office at Daisy's Arcade...

Linked up with Walter Geria (outside Slowboat Restaurant) who alongside other cartoonists wanted to start "Breeze Magazine"; only contributed drawings for the first issue...

Graduated from UCU Mukono on 29th August with a 4.12 GPA Second Class Upper Division Bachelor of Arts in Mass Communication Degree (Specialised in Print Journalism); was 2nd Best to (Lady) Kamwasir who scored 5.7 Points (above maximum because of Honours College supplementary points) but still Best Male in the Class. Emily was among the only four scholars who got above 4 points in my Mass Communication class; the fourth scholar was amazingly called Milly. One of my closest buddies joked that I should marry Kamwasir so that we give birth to clever kids, hahaha! Every kid has its own cleverness; one school career lesson I observed from good performers is that when you read ahead, you pass exams...

Met the Devil walking barefoot on Buganda Road in KLA one reality-warped sunrise around 6:66 AM, though cut right to the other lane instead of asking him for "Omukisa gw'ekibuga [Favour in the City]" nor anything else...

Interviewed in Lugogo about Marriage (topic) by Tina Wamala, a fast-rising broadcast star, for Record TV's Voice Of The People show; her workmate and my Graduate Fellow Grace Segirinya suggested me to her while I additionally suggested an engineer exhibiting at the UMA Showground who had requested me to tell WBS TV to come to his architecture stall opposite them; lady I talked to asked for 300,000 UGX yet Tina was free. That moment of fame made me a smalltime celeb as neighbours lined up to greet me in the morning; I didn't even watch the show coz of TV access but was happy...

2007

Redesigned the UCIFA logo and added colour for my Uncle Jad Johnsons Tabule (Original in black and white was made by a Kenyan); issued an invoice of 1 Million UGX...

Digitised my Aiko logo at MTAC Nakawa; made it using a blue ballpoint pen (for male) and pink coloured pencil (for female gender equity) on paper after trying out various other colour combinations for half a decade. Original final design from 2003 was grey, black and white...

Drew Octo 7 logo for Vyo...

AikoToons printing begins...

The brand new bimonthly Standard Newspaper at Uganda Christian University (Mukono) represented by Thomas Froese and Wanyama Wangah hired me as the pioneer editorial cartoonist in April until 2015 (for eight straight years after Sports Editor Frank Obonyo told me about the opportunity two weeks before deadline day); was called back in January 2019 by new Supervisor John Semakula but the Covid-19 lockdown ended my 2nd stint by March 2020. My very first payment from UCU brought to the MTAC gate by Managing Editor Brian Semujju (Don Zamo) came after three months of publishing cartoons and I walked back home via the Lugogo Bypass instead of boarding a taxi like I usually did in the evenings from Nakawa just to soak in the moment: Cartooning was my dream job...

Slapped after midnight on the left elbow and neck (leaving wavy skincuts) by a watchman in all-green at Shell Ben Kiwanuka while trying from across the road to sketch a van parked adjacent to the fuel station for my Macmillan Prize for Illustration submission. Furious, I said a Muslim prayer I had recently learnt thrice while barechested: GOD, help me! 3X. Suddenly around the corner of the next building, I spotted a different watchman smartly clad in all-blue and also wielding a rifle coming towards us. He asked for my ID which the other guard had confiscated, went into the light to read, returned, handed me the ID and told my captor: Let him go! I think I heard an angel in disguise speak; GOD is very real...

Painted the interiors of two rooms with themes from animated films (Finding Nemo, Garfield, Scooby Doo, etc) for Posh Pets Shop at Shell Muyenga (KLA City) commissioned by the Ahmed Brothers. A drycleaning shop next door had an attendant named Faridah who kept checking on me and chatting; she reminded me of Kawino. The motorbike-riding manager of the petrol station was my OB from VNS...

Arshad's brother Arfaan got me my first KADS backdrop cloth-painting gig which was "Kampala Skyline" for Dr. Dick Stockley's "The Emperor's New Clothes (Christmas Pantomime)" after which Jennifer Hengstenberg wired 1 Million UGX to my Nile Bank (Barclays) account though Xenson (Ugandan high art maker and arguably Kampala's Most Famous Graffiti Artist) who liked my graphical presentation valued my artwork at 5 Million on Day 4 of 8. My Last Art Teacher since 2001 (Mr. Kikolokomba) found me at the National Theatre (Uganda National Cultural Centre) painting on Day 3 after charcoaling for the first two and gave me painting tips plus his blessing,"You can do it!" I put 23 years of learning into that huge 7 metre wide set design (during the fortnight) before and after Chogm and on Day 5, a hot young Black babe asked if she could sit nearby and watch me paint. A White woman wearing sunglasses and her friend loved the painting of the Sheraton while a beautiful German pre-teen who didn't believe I had done all the painting by myself kept saying "Wow, wow, wow!" A playwright promised to commission me to paint backdrops for two of his future plays on Day 6; only kept in touch briefly though. The penultimate day was very interesting and hearty from when I applied the first paintdrop as a dragonfly hovered above the painted skyscrapers like they were real; Lenny Kravitz once sang about if he "could fly, so very high, like a dragonfly" coz these insects are superhigh-fliers. A famous Ugandan dramatist thought I was making a mural for The Obsessions (group) while the Lugbara printman from Nasser Road whom my uncle had hired to publish Kargo Magazine and his two friends told me to ask for 8 Million from my client because he printed MTN billboards of the same size for 40 Million. On the final Day 8 which was the Hottest, a lady who worked at the theatre's snack centre nearby confessed that at first she thought I would give up but then the backdrop looked like "something". The KADS team made up of several Whites came around and exclaimed: Spectacular, awesome, great and fantastic... 

Aiko & Mona during the making of "The Casual (2008 short film)"...
2008

Invited to Gmail by David Banduyo and started blogging after inspiration from one of my favourite campus fellows (Sharpe Cole Nimusiima)...

Published my first article in Daily Monitor Newspaper for School Times page through OB Henry Ssali; it was about Survival Football at SMACK. The story was also added to AllAfrica.com. The following week, some female wrote about Baking Cakes at Bweranyangi Girls SSS but the byline had my name which was a grave mistake; I kept wondering whose content it was...

Production managed and drew a storyboard for "The Casual", one of the three short films made during the 4th Maisha Screenwriters Lab; my handwritten quote (There is no free lunch!) placed inside a wood and glass frame appeared in the flick which starred my favourite Ugandan actress (Maureen Nankya aka Mona who reminds me of Kawino) and John Mary Mukiza (the big brother to Jude Karuhanga - one of my Art Class Heroes) as her mason husband named Kimani...

Told the cute Kenyan filmmaker Zippy Nyaruri that my dream is to make short story videos (about 5 minutes long) for mobile phone viewing...

Musarait Kashmiri advised me to "keep time"...

Received a Certificate in Screenwriting from Mira Nair on Maisha Day (Dreams become Memories)...

Joined Facebook after invitation from Vincho Nchogu (Kenyan I felt a fling for - admired her outgoing headstrong upbeatness plus tact with children), Semi Chellas (Canadian) and Patricia Olwoch (Kenyan-born Ugandan who convinced me that the rest of the civilised world had joined) plus inspiration from Kwezi Kaganda (Ugandan) who had attended the Maisha Filmlab (24th July to 16th August 2008) as a location scout...

Imran Azad taught me how to spray-paint graffiti at the Hotel Africana parking lot during the British Council's WaPi (Words and Pictures) Festival; met the inspiringly talented Owl (artist) who converted to Derrick tha Priest (musician)...

Felt the presence of the Holy Spirit at the UCU Newsroom in a huge way as I emailed my Arua Boys comic to Kristof (Belgium) and Talleah (USA). Before midday, a graduate fellow named Martha Chemutai called me from Kampala to replace a different dude from Makerere University she had recommended to replace her as the journalist in the making of an International Alert documentary. When Chummy (nickname) mentioned that it was in Kasese, I wanted to lie to her that I was too busy to go but I guess the HS came to calm me down or prepare me for my grandmother's death in Arua that occured later at night; I left Buganda Bus Park on Monday at 4:44pm, reached after midnight, met Robinah Kajwenge after sunrise at Hotel Margherita, she linked me to the Cameraman (Tom Isingoma - amazingly my Graduate Fellow at UCU), worked for only four days and returned on Saturday...

2009

Talked to Mr. Ras before sunset on Bob Marley's birthday (6th February) at 1st Street Industrial Area after a GODsent call from Wanyama Wangah and he advised: Use combo pens plus elephant ivory paper for longevity, draw less plastic toons and cut facial details; met Loukman Ali too and was mesmerised by his file of portraits which Mr. Ras opened. I was also amazed that the veteran cartoonist kept my manila file intact for 4 years. In the morning, I had just been fired unceremoniously by the female director of a car-tracking business after the male one hired me and designated I write reports for the NSSF client. My UCU OGs Em (Galfi) plus Brenda Karamuzi (GOD bless her soul like HIS angels) had recommended me and I tried to do my best, but the latter reasoned that the business co-owner was apparently "worried" that I "might take over the company"; I had no intentions like that. I don't know why but every female named Brenda tickles my fancy since the 90s, from Captain and Arthur's sister at the Nile Bank Bukoto cribs to a Macos OG in the HEG class to Brenda Asiimwe who I worked with at The Standard Newspaper before 2012 (Loved her very much even if I didn't tell her directly, though got a chance to defend her one day while she argued with a different workmate who questioned her hotness. I interjected by saying: But she is! BA gave me her passport-size photo to ink a portrait with and I did it happily)...

Arfaan linked me to American composer Jeffrey W. Harrison (and his Japanese wife Katherine Liao) for a "Gulu Bush" backdrop used in the KADS musical entitled "Why The Birds Sing To Me"; this was my 2nd theatrical set design in three years and quite fun too at my cousin Monica's place in Bukoto. Rose Asanzeru who is related to Aunt Zena told me, "It's coming out". Cousin Magu and 2nd Cousin Harriet saw the artwork...

Visited Philip Kwesiga (the School of Fine Art Dean) in his office at Makerere University one painful, very unromantic Saturday in April and he gave me advice about my UCU toons; I had been sent by Mr. Ras to pick names of three uni students selected for training as cartoonists courtesy of Vision Group. After that, as if led by the Holy Spirit, I made a discovery that could have made me collapse under the Kampala sun but my already-damaged-heart remained strong...

Shaphan Andeku (Arua Town Planner) called me while I was in KLA City to shift upcountry and start blogging for Arua District Local Government in a UNDP project; talk of alternative spiritual energy... Purchased my first laptop computer from EM Tower on Kampala Road...

Imran Azad taught me how to paint graffiti at Hotel Africana parking space during a British Council WaPi event. I spraypainted my first "Inov8z" graffiti while my cousin Edwin filmed; introduced me to his buddy E-Mode. I also met the sharply talented Owl (painter) who later becomes Derrick Tha Priest (Gospel musician)...

2010

Posted lyrics of my Ugandan reply to "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo as Facebook notes...

Dreamt about Idi Amin's architectural plans while in Kyebando Kisalosalo and drew them as a retrofuturistic "1970s Arua". When I opened Facebook, the first images to appear in my newsfeed were the sepia-tinted architectural drawings of the proposed KKT Plaza posted by Idi Amin's son Jaffar Remo; dreams are supernatural...

Joined YouTube on 27th February...

Worked as a Registration Update Officer for the Electoral Commission in Tara Subcounty (Maracha District) taking National ID photos and typing personal details like date of birth, etc using amazing MĂĽhlbauer German software alongside the exciting Stella Mayokia (Her surname spelled backwards describes how I felt about her), Batiga, Tiedezu and another babe from Bileafe plus about five different supervisors...

My aunt (Kevin Ajidiru) advised me to harden my heart and "start a studio" while watching (England 1, Germany 4 in) Africa's first World Cup at her Sambya shop, so I opened the "AikoGraphics" Facebook fanpage as my electronic studio that people from around the World can visit like goalline technology and VAR...

2011
Bought a Lugbara Dictionary from Fountain Publishers on 1st April (to help me translate documents for Uganda Deaf Women Organisation [UDEWO]'s Sarah Ojirot, an Itesot) and immediately I stepped out of their Nkrumah Road house, I met my Nyankole campus-art manager Edmund Asingwire and his friend (Jolynn Investments Limited or J.I.L.) from Makindye who gave me a demochart-making assignment straight away (One nation under GOD); worked for three years...

Ben Mergelsberg (German introduced to me by Kristof from Belgium) commissioned me to draw illustrations about some election events in Arua while I was in KLA; his other European friend at UN Human Rights recommended me for a Kony War gig but my comics art submission was unfortunately not accepted after seeing a nightmare...

Drew "Aiko Through The Week" editorial mashup cartoons for Sunday Vision (when Mr. Ras went for a one month leave from around Boxing Day week 2010) after a call from tribemate Jimmy Adriko (Chief Photo Editor) recommended by Wanyama Wangah; I had wanted to do the five weekday comics but some editors doubted me and gave the daily work to the Etop cartoonist in Soroti. Inspired by Stan Lee (Marvel Comics), going to work at Uganda's leading daily newspaper felt like riding on a pink pony or akanya [donkey]; loyalty is all I know. After my brief New Vision experience in Kampala, I appreciated The Standard in Mukono more and got focussed though wanted Jimelux Tashobya (who defeated me in getting the NTV MiniBuzz job) to replace me at UCU due to exhaustion (Seeing editors come and go after developing good work connections with them was quite heavy on my heart like healing heartbreak after heartbreak)...

Andrew Muhimbise recommended me to Jorge Lynch (Panamanian in the Philippines) and I designed for him two blue and white logos using the amazing Photoshop software: Procurement Initiatives Asia-Pacific plus Procurement ClassRoom. These gigs taught me about swiftcodes...

2012

Supervisor Aggrey Duncan Mugisha's farewell football match (at Columnist Thomas Froese's home); first played for him, then against him when filming started and scored the game-ending goal. Editor John Semakula was a very physically strong defender to beat. Almost broke my right ankle (Everybody saw it like GOD intervened as I slid towards the metal fence but ended the match with two broken left toes when Editor Justin Emedot who Lifestyle Editor Lydia Lakwonyero cheered as "Messi" blocked me from behind; bones healed after one month without medical attention)...

Painted a dark-themed theatrical backdrop of "1800s Victorian Era London Skyline" and drew a poster of the KADS play "Oliver" for Tracy McGilvray and Arfaan in Naguru (at the Ahmeds residence) and Kyebando (home) respectively; got to meet Arshad's wife Arrwa and daughter Ariana plus the family of Arfaan's other brother (Doc Ashraf, the rally driver); this was my 3rd KADS backdrop in five years...

Drew illustrations for World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) in Kasese and Bundibugyo after a recommendation by Enoch Kassenyi (Sports Editor at The Standard). This gig was special to me because before it happened, I got a secret dreamvision where I was near the round Tooro Kingdom Palace with two women; I had never been to Fort Portal before but reached there with two women plus two other men (driver and my colleague Eshban Kwesiga from KLA) in a WWF vehicle; the 2nd woman we picked after leaving Kasese but before the palace like destiny: GODisgreat...

Filmed 1st Class Pesh's graduation party near Le Beaujolais for 30,000 UGX...

2013

Loice Epetiru (who I first saw at International Hospital Kampala in Namuwongo three years behind) recommended me for a Ugandanised comics gig about "Generic Drugs" at HEPS (or Health Promotion and Social Development) Uganda (in Nakulabye); for one week I slept after midnight everyday in order to finish the artwork in time and got a cheque... After drawing a commemorative portrait of Loice, the resemblance was so uncanny that I almost freaked out because of what I had captured...

Attended Elvis Mbonye's fellowship twice in eight December days, then left  KLA in order to chase new Fine Art dreams...

2014

Celebrated 100 years of Arua Town by activating a commemorative logo with a blue, black or grey star on top of a blue and yellow pyramid shaped like the letter A; might use it for Arua Comics, 20X4...

Started AruaCartoons, but opened the blog a year later after Michael Angunda asked me to create a campaign blog for his 2016-2021 Arua LC 5 Chairman bid...

Created the Wikipedia article for Black Harmony (Arua) on 2nd August 2014...

2015

Let off mysteriously from The Standard due to a Supervisor's missteps. Though mentally exhausting at the beginning (some unknown chicks even disbelieved: "Tamalako [He won't finish]" while another told me: Twakowa [We got tired]), I had found ways of doing the work and grew to love it plus the money for eight consecutive years, now I missed it...

Faith Pacutho asks me to illustrate 10 pages in her storybook written for children; it was tough to create...

Reverien Fils Kiruzi in Kigali (Rwanda) told me he liked my comments and analysis on the Arsenal Facebook page and invited me to blog for Sokkaa Magazine - Football Fan Community (12th November); my articles were also Swahili-translated, altered and published on BuzzTeller...

Drew illustrations for "Plunging The Depths (book)" by Mike Watmon Kinyera (aka Monex) who called me a "chap with a wicked hand in the realm of graphic design"...

Invited by Emmyways to paint at Springs Primary School (Arua); he builds schools because he wants children to be educated. Before I even knew who owned the premises which looked like a hotel (or California Bus Terminal), I used to wish I could repaint their murals; a small bird probably whispered my secret and I got to meet my 1st Nephew Joshua's other relatives: King, Prince, Joan (whose name I saw in a dreamvision prior to her birth), their mother, Godwin, Sunday, Prossy (Headteacher), Jonah, Trevor, Peter, Joel, etc...

2016

Signpainted on three Springs school buses. One of the funniest moments during my holiday gig at Springs Primary was while painting the Eastern block which housed the Staffroom; Emmyways (the Boss) asked the other site members if I had taken breakfast and they joked, "Mvu rangi [Lugbara Translate: He has drunk paint]. I laughed heartily before stepping downstairs to join them; the guys always had comedy and stories to tell...

Redesigned the Arua Municipal Council emblem on 7th March as a wiseacre in anticipation of Arua's graduation to city status, which happened four years later. For me, Arua was already a business city in the 2000s, only thing left was official parliamentary approval; GOD bless West Nile forever, the Nigeria (and West Africa) of East Africa: How far now...

After my Favourite (Peer) Cousin in Jinja during the late 80s and early 90s hanged himself in Mvara on 1st September, an OB of mine from Kigezi joked a couple of days later (before the burial) that I would be next because he knew that a tribemate of his I tried to date had replaced me with a new man. So I became a suicidologist trying to help people not to kill themselves...

Erica (@Vidavoices) invited me to VIDA and I created an online Print Store: designed T-shirts, scarfs, etc...

Defined Cartoongineering as the application of creativity and knowledge to invent or improve on cartoons. It is an activity or profession of designing cartoons. Art is the science of beauty and science is knowing, but engineering is doing...

Suzy Abdelferag (a South Sudanese Madi in Tennessee, USA) asked me on Facebook to teach her Luganda and while searching for words at Archive.org, I snapped on the 3rd Agofe's 90th birthday and created an online Lugbara Dictionary (dedicated to Cynthia Letasi [aka Rejoice, The Beautyful One] born when I was 11 years old after leaving my birthplace for inspiring me to re-study my mother tongue since she spoke it fluently with amazing class at a young age between 2001-6; undoubtedly the 1st Female I had a huge crush on within West Nile. I was literally obsessed about her though I tried to hide it so that noone labels me a pedophile, defiler nor child molester; I didn't block her way. Sofia Coppola's 2003 film entitled "Lost In Translation" wonderfully mirrors my true feelings for Xnthi during that special season like Abraham + Sarah too). This Lu-di post alone beats all my other posts combined in terms of visits from the audience around the world..

2017

Painted cartoon murals (featuring Bee Movie, Tintin running with Snowy, Jerry, Nemo, Snow White, Despicable Me minion, Mickey Mouse, Mowgli, Po the Kung Fu Panda, Joy, Angry Bird, Mr. Incredible, Anna, etc) and sign writings at Springs Kindergarten; a smart but unknown young'un who came around with his younger sister Gloria told me point blank: You know how to draw! GOD bless him; it was truly glorious! Have mercy on me, FATHER...

Some of my SMACK OBs (Craig Lugemwa, Allan Kiyingi with samples, Jonathan Nkosa, Jean Rwamukaga, etc) alerted me about drawing a crest for the Block Owners (Class of 1997-2002) football team in the SMACK League; I diligently spent a number of days and nights trying very hard to create a commemorative tribute to all my (probably) 200 yearmates; we need our own EA Sports Video Game for "Survival Football" too...

Joined Talenthouse as Edward Aiko'bu-a...

Got a surprise Merit Award for Ugandan articles from Wikipedia which I joined in 2012 (overdue from 2014) that lifted up my spirit one gloomy Saturday...

Started fasting every week with discipline and my health problems (especially headaches, stomach upsets and fevers) reduced exponentially...

2018

Joined Talenthouse again, but as AikoGraphics...

Drew the Arua Channel logo; portrait of The Invincible One after he announced his imminent retirement (felt like suicide)...

Allen Harriet Gazariano tells me she referred me to her Lugbara brother (Pario Hiller) in Boston, US; he was looking for someone who knew more about the culture and she had found my blog (200518)... Drew logo concepts for her organisation...

2019
Prayed to GOD asking HIM where I should apply my Cartooning skills; in a subsequent dreamvision, I saw an animated graphic of Enock Lee Drati who was the Church of Uganda Bishop for Madi and West Nile Diocese when I joined UCU. I didn't even know him until Reverend Hadido (proofreader at The Standard newspaper) asked me for my tribemate's whereabouts around 2011. Via Facebook, Father Ruffino Ezama (Comboni Brothers) told me: Pasadena, California. Unfortunately, Drati departed from Earth a few months later and his body was brought back to UG. I went to his grave at Emmanuel Cathedral (Mvara, Arua) to try and piece together what my dream meant. Before I could decide in the days that followed, John Semakula (new Supervisor at The Standard) called me for my 2nd Editorial Cartooning stint at Church of Uganda's University Newspaper...

Suzy now named Suzzana Mamur (Akema) asked me to draw for her some artworks about South Sudan, including John Garang, Salva Kiir and other random characters. I drew Suzy in another portrait where she opens her white blouse like a supershero to reveal a yellow T-shirt underneath with the Republic of South Sudan (RoSS) flag on it; she posted it on Facebook...

Drew kindergarten demonstration charts on several manila papers with different colours for Lilliane Ajuru Andama at Charis Junior School (near Oluko Road). Some people who saw my artwork didn't believe it was done in Arua; Art talent is not geographical...

Submitted new word entries and definitions which were added to Urban Dictionary.com...

Created my Time Shield (on Sunday 10th November 2019 as a summary of what Agriculture, Architecture & Art have taught me from the East to West, North to South) plus logos for Lugbara Translate (dedicated to my tribemates and everyone interested in learning my mother tongue), sprout Investment Club (for my Big Brother Vyo), etc...

2020

Covid-19 lockdown (started in March) prematurely ends my 2nd stint at UCU Standard after only 14 months... Got 100,000 UGX (Lockdown Relief Fund Mobile Money) from the Ugandan Government. It was sent without any alert (found out days later while receiving facilitation for a photo-printing errand from my 2nd cousin Tom Wadrile); covered a fraction of my own financial losses caused by the lockdown which Government instituted while afraid of a disease that was not even fatal. We threw away two years due to false fear; I had experienced enough flu at SMACK, so there was no way Kung Flu could scare me. Besides that, washing hands and social distancing from people with flu was not a new thing in society. Wearing masks as a precaution was the only new rule but I did not fancy inhaling cloth threads for hours, so I covered my mouth more than nose or kept the mask in my pocket until someone told me to put it on. Nevertheless, long live NRM (Peace & Tarmac)... 

Created a YouTube channel for Black Harmony (Arua)...

Invited by Sambya-based Kenyan Doctor Justus Bruno Ochieng to finish painting the interior of his Mega Optical Centre that wasn't completed by some painters from Kampala who left...

Created Engato Store logo for (my upbeat 2nd cousin) Edwin Paratra's shoe-selling hustle; #DrawingWhileLugbara...

Gauged a Design idea for my ONGO logo with a beamed sixteenth note musical notation replacing letter N though a thick beamed eigth note symbol can do (Wednesday 15th July 2020)...

Opted to work with the Gimp software colour threshold and more than one layer while using machines for colouring my Computer Enhanced Imagery (CEI) as I created a portrait for Lindsay Hames in Great Bend, Kansas (USA) who appreciated my Poetry (at www.poems-and-quotes.com; I also admired her witty and mature comprehensiveness). I joined that website as a trial after finding on it Allen Harriet Gazariano (I call her "Red Princess" with Bangala [Congolese] and Lugbara ancestors) who had told me to grow my art business and skills by fasting for my career, organising myself with collections on social media platforms (though I vowed never to join Instagram like Kanye West, until sign up is simplified), branding well (She warned that AruaCartoons will not market me as Aiko Cartoons or Animations though I know why I created AC; its an offshoot of AikoGraphics), getting to my purpose and using the blood of JESUS to break generational curses caused by evil in my lineage. Having tried everything she was telling me already (eg My Most Watched Video had only 900 views by the time she told me to create a channel (though rose to 1.7K two years later) yet YouTube which I had been on for a decade starts paying after 100,000 views), I researched about her instead and found some amazing quotes from her mentorship organisation. To sidestep depression due to failure or slow progress in "World Art events", I would rather pay attention to her smiling behind me with arms folded than buy purple pill drugs from the Devil who wants me dead. Allen assured me in May Twenty18, "If you were abroad (studying Masters of two years worth 2,000 or 3,000 US Dollars even if borrowed) you can make over 10 Million a year with your skills! You will not get the breakthrough you want (in Arua). Get $50, come to Kampala we apply with you for a full scholarship... You can also decide to intern in some big media house abroad and return to Uganda like Andrew Mwenda..." Well, maybe I was offended by her suggestions though never disclosed it to her but she also encouraged me to keep doing what I do and let GOD lead me plus that I "have awesome work... People will love your work all over the world..."; I know money cannot buy love coz I adore UG and since I learnt English and Mathematics (ABC 123) from here, I can learn anything else too. Allen had found me about two years behind through my blog while looking for someone (who knew more about Lugbara culture) to connect with her Lugbara brother in the US and saw greatness in my work; I had been on Google's Blogger plus YouTube, Yahoo's Flickr and Meta's Facebook for several years chasing financial papers. One of the things I admire about her is praying for two hours before recording her media soundbytes which are exquisitely voiced. I moved to Arua from KLA at the end of 2013 in order to face Evil: Mbu twasirana; it's true since Eden, but we resist the Devil till he flees, fight the Prince of Persia or Greece or Arua through prayer and patience for 21 days (3 weeks), run from the dragon, cast out Legion demons, throw viper in fire, etc...

Professor Kristof Titeca (University of Antwerp in Belgium) offered me 25 Euros for my 2006 illustration of the Arua Boys...

My tweet about how #AruaCity confused me one day to think I was near Najjanankumbi in KLA City appeared on Urban TV's Northern Connect (a show I had suggested can be created as Nordan Connexion to cater for music from northern Uganda) while the song "Ma Asi" by King Weeda played to celebrate Arua's parliamentary graduation to City status starting 1st July...

"@AikoGraphics suspended permanently for violating Twitter rules" from American microblogging site, though reasons undisclosed, so I joined Russian Telegram instead; looking forward to a new platform better than the current ones, even if from Ukraine like WhatsApp...

On 1st September, my campus OG Rachael Nakanwagi Nsamba Kyagaba (Rech Ray) tagged me as "one of the Best Cartoonists" she knows on a Facebook post by Patrick "Salvado" Idringi who wanted a Cartoonist for a certain project; it is highly inspiring to have fans. Personally, I regarded Raq as a very stylish lady during our UCU days (Dolce & Gabbana); she deserves 12 stars, not just 5 nor 7 of my approval on her head. It's amazing that her son has my firstname...

Got my mojo back like an epiphany or Aha moment while drawing the 3rd portrait of many (which happened to be actress Jackline Katusiime) in a November assignment by Maureen Nankya - Director of "The Office (TV series)" and then coined the portmanteau Ugatoons (from Ugandan cartoons) as a Fine Art Movement of renewal ("I'm coming home"). Mona (a Muganda Bantu) makes me feel like Leonardo da Vinci and reminds me of the 1st Neighbour's Daughter I loved like myself just like Sovaria Hughes, Estelle, Kalenna Harper and Shena Skies do too: Kawino was half Munyoro (Bantu), half Lugbara; she used to write the letter P backwards during P2 at VNS Jinja (I didn't laugh at her). One Saturday morning in Arua, I met Kawino's half sister (same father, different mothers) abruptly and just felt like my weekend was over; nothing could surpass that joy, not even an Arsenal victory. Creative block and burnout can result from overworking and underselling. What do you do when your art doesn't sell the way you want, do you stop making Art completely? Where does your motivation come from? How about clients who pay you but get half-baked, soulless or unfinished work; don't they lose too? Is Art about passion or money? Both! It's actually a talent from GOD you shouldn't bury. You either pass on work to other artists or get creative and improvise. Art does not make itself; you have to draw, like Benjamin Franklin said! Two decades of Underpayment Fatigue had gradually made me lose focus (zeal, oomph, passion, call it whatever you want) but Mona sparked it back...

Drew portraits of Mona, Aluba, Jhosa (Filipino) worth 20 US Dollars, Lili (Best Friend) cartoon, Tumu + Tumi Family, etc... 

Published Dreamsurfing (book) and United Gombololas (UG) on Amazon Kindle...

Lugbara With A Pearl Earring (Drawn by Aiko on 17th September 2021, exactly one month after the portrait character's 26th birthday, Ink on A4 photocopying paper enhanced using computer colours)
2021

Drew a portrait of Jhene Aiko two days after seeing the American singer in a wedding dream on my 37th birthday, (Cynthia as the) Lugbara With A Pearl Earring [a Ugatoons rendition of Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer's masterpiece), Onya, The Eye Doctor, etc...

Drew logos...

Created UG (Brown + Grey) draft videos; Soundtrack: "Falling" by Allan Toniks ft. Fille...

Arua Hill Football blogging...

Lugbara Cultural Museum (LCM)...

UG logo in a white circle with three black-yellow-red stars in a straight line at the top...

West Nile Grasscutters Association (WENGA): The grass is greener on this side; 091121...

Imagined YESU Mag(azine) inspired by prophetic dreamvisions and everything else about the one Way to Heaven...

Museum of Lugbara Art (MoLA)...
2022
Started digitizing the preceding year's financial reports (Tuesday 11th January) with my father who was the Minister for Finance in Lugbara Kari until he resigned due to over two personal reasons; it was quite eye-opening as I designed coloured datacharts and practised Excel skills...

Spent the whole of March (almost like every day) test-drawing illustrations for an OG's Acoli Buk though couldn't reproduce the style she fancied but her Australian colleague paid me for a page. Ended the month very very very badly after miscalculating a surprise gift for the girl I fancied most, again like I blundered with a different babe in 2005 and somebody snitched my secret moves on both occasions (She felt disrespected by my audacity and blocked me on Facebook yet I was trying to honour her), but I dealt with the helpless coldshoulder by focussing on my Art; she finally assured me that she was just tolerating me through the years but is "not interested" in my "nagging" obsession. Was re-energised by an old flame plus a stranger with a dimple living in Entebbe around Friday 13th May like she flew from my Kubaku comic book into reality; told me she loves me with all her heart and wants to take me to see her jaja in Ibanda (Ankole). Even Easter had its own sadness as my uncle named Felix departed from Earth; another uncle (Diyo) left in August and made me think about documenting our ancestral Lugbara legend [Adi]...

Drafted two books: 'Ba Da Sende Tawuni-a Tipasi (about the Tallest Buildings in Arua, West Nile) and Lugbara Food...

Painted two signposts for Charis International School (Arua) in Mvara, planted near Oluko Road before things stole both...

Drew illustrations for Wordslingers (book)...

Joined ArtPal as "AikoGraphics (Ugatoons)" at www.ArtPal.com/aikographics plus CGSociety at https://aikographics2003.cgsociety.org after 15 years of feeling outside ever since I discovered it on the 2007 UCIFA Day in Entebbe...

Returned to Twitter as @AikoUgatoons...

Recruited as a Guest Editor for The Reel UG (Filmmakers Show), focussed on the YouTube Channel and created Blog...

Started writing a book entitled "Money Can't Buy Love" dedicated to all Gooners. Other book ideas imagined included "Drati"; "Te Mi Dra A'dusi?" (about Suicide Prevention); "Prophet To The Nations" (Elvis Mbonye Quotes); "The Devil Is Bad" (featuring Erica Mukisa Kimani); "The 10 Commandments"; "AikoGraphics"; "Arua (The Sweetest Place on Earth)"; M7; "Lip It" (collection of Views); etc...

Snow UG requested for my removal as admin from the Black Harmony (Arua) Facebook page I created around 2009; wondered why. Maybe s/he should do the same for the YouTube channel plus Leila Chandiru, Arua City and LULA Facebook pages too, just bluffing! Frees me to focus on my own Art though...

Tried to get my Lugbara Art (LA) groove back by recolouring my 2019 Lbr logo with the lower end of the spectrum as therapy for coldshouldering (rejection): Agofe (royal) skyblue or cyan, Lugbara Kari (navy) blue or azure and Trace Gospel purple; imagined a cartoon character named John Stone aka Oni (the White Lugbara) inspired by John Middleton on 22nd August: Lugbara is a multinational language spoken primarily in three African countries divided by colonial borders that converge at Salia Musala (Koboko), about 2 hours northwards by car or motorcycle from Arua City...

AikoGraphics aligned with Pierre Pierre, Black Broadcast plus A&E Europe...

Visited the annex of Isara Memorial Cultural and Community Library (IMCCL) in Eruba (opposite the junction heading to Vurra) courtesy of founder Charles Bua on Friday 16th September; very inspiring discovery basing on the fact that I adored the Arua Public Library during my S6 vacation...

Used my suspended account to explore Twitter Spaces and witnessed the realtime transcribing technology I have always wished for; Google Meet also does the same. Mix it with the ability to transliterate Lugbara and my dream is complete like Sunbird AI...

"Musevenism" is a montage of my drawings featuring M7, arguably Uganda's Greatest President... Also designed a permanent MBA [Lugbara for: MONTH] calendar joining three separately-cut papers as one without any glue (Friday 6th October 2022); always wanted to own one...

Idea for eight to nine days of Jege Jege [Coins] or JESUS Fest(ival) as the Nyege Nyege alternative (291022), halve it for Easter Weekend: Crucifixion Friday, Sabbath Saturday, Sunday Resurrection to Monday Testimonies...

Inspired by Nurse Ayima's sweet voice to finish Spot Opticians logo for her doctor in two hours one sunny Saturday after a six-day lull...

My lovely Mother (Elizabeth Ndezo Dramani) departed from the Earth with a permanent peace-smile due to colon (large intestine) cancer at 6am on Friday 16th December 2022, her 75th birthday which was three days before her Monday burial in Ojapi Parish (Maracha). The last words my father heard her speak in Kampala after greeting him with a handshake were: YESU, e ko ma aza [JESUS, help me]! I respected my mum highly and fasted every Saturday (added Tuesdays) plus prayed daily for her to heal and live longer, but GOD had HIS own age limit. Many mourners (including Anglican Clergy and Mothers Union where she was a very active member as Treasurer) described her as "humble", trustworthy and loving; I hope the angels welcomed her into Heaven. Dedicated my grief-processing, pain-bending, sorrow-numbing, heart-mending Lugbara Ink (LI) project to Ma: Death is like moving to a different City. One of the harshest things my mother ever said to me after campus was, "Mi dri-a afazi yo [In your hands, there's nothing]!" It literally meant am poor (just like she described my handwriting in the early 90s) though I loved her more than material wealth. I refused to cry because I had done it uncontrollably while apologising to her for all my past mistakes in 2013 when she visited me in Kyebando. Nevertheless, the year after her death, Brenda Fassie's song "Mama" made sense as tears formed, "You'll always be in my heart..." I didn't force myself to cry like I told my brother-in-law I would but kept my tears bottled as wine again; brewing grief...

2023

AGX20...

Smooks are small books that can fit inside a shirt pocket...

Chapter 39...

Joined Imagekind (Wednesday 18th January 2023)... 

Housepainting...

Started writing "Plan G" (Online Book about GOD answering prayers and passing exams using Grit)...

Created Dreamsurfing logo (Saturday 21st January 2023)

Grass Soup Theory: Grass is greener on the other side until rain falls on your side too. Let the rain fall down, so that we reap what GOD sows and cook up some fresh grass soup! Don't chase a mirage while digging an oasis lake or rainwater well (Red Princess who I first saw in a dream hours before she started jazzing me about my Art career disses me again that am disorganised, I only see things in the physical and need a WordPress website yet I already run multiple Google blogs. Vuala!)...

Make ChatGPT (along with Google Bard AI plus others) learn Lugbara; OpenAI's ultimate generative text machine can use and teach Lugbara language...

Writing and editing...

Inked "Black Peace (Dreamscape)" on Friday 10th February after asking the LORD to "give my heart peace". I had woken up at 5am feeling unusually stressed inside my heavy chest after processing a lot of ridicule, bad energy, rebukes, negative vibes and insults from the past while asleep [Starving, no importance in society, unsocial, skinny idiot, cursed, going to Hell, lousy, useless man, hypocrite, small small boy, poverty-stricken, jobless, pauper, destitute, taking the economy back, naive, uneducated, gigolo, has a sugarmummy in Ntinda, Bosco, earlyman, scrub, no car, no wife, poor planning, no future, food he cooks will not taste nice, knows nothing, young spiritually, lazy, shambaboy, daft, stupid, fake and boring, etc] plus the devilish pressure from other people to gain the whole world (Fame, fortune, money, wealth, status, success, etc); vengeful hate in your heart can consume you. Tame your fury (anger)! Mental dykes must never be breached by a sea of pokopoko; switch your Spirit Dome on to counter negative words: Endure the sickening noise supercalmly like a Coast at the end of a Trash Ocean! I prayed before sleeping again and got spirited away in a dream to a tranquil modern spiritual setting with some parts like Arua Hill on which stood over four masts and the City centre but had many Chinese younguns (including Black halfbreeds. I kept hearing the word "chong" which means "high, sublime, lofty, to esteem, to worship, etc" in Chinese) and rare skyscrapers eg the extreme gravity-defying Golden Tower next to another tall building that had a dome on top after a concrete ring design plus a big wide steel cell tower on the mid-right with many circle rings in various sizes (wonder what it does); in the background was a foggy view of other tall buildings. I worried I was in that probably-Christian-persecuting locality (as reported in some China news stories I knew in my conscious mind; 74.5 percent no religion or folk, 18.3 Buddhist, 5.2 percent Christian, 1.6 Muslim, 0.4 Others) without a passport clearance and needed to sleep safely in a church I kept searching for towards the fast-approaching sunset but woke up before arrest nor deportation: I actually saw a white delivery truck with "YESHUA" painted in blue fonts above the windscreen driving down a narrow murram road on the right. Was I fearful for nothing? Maybe this was my perfect local city in the spirit realm: A place where Chinese and Blacks exist in harmony with less traffic jams, worshipping the GOD of YESHUA freely and no need for passports. I saw a youthful Black woman in a black jacket throw twigs inside an underground furnace behind a restaurant, then ran through a neat green-metal-bar fenced football field with artificial turf (almost like 2ambe Health Club which I discovered two months after the dream near Buga & Co. Advocates) plus ogled at a tree park. Are we cursed and underdeveloped in Africa just because we do not accumulate a lot of wealth (such as high technology, creatively crazy buildings or super-architecture and multi-lane highways) like other races? I don't think so. Mbu twasirana [Kini ama drileba yo]. All we need to do is worship GOD, not the material tools which we eventually leave behind anyway when we depart from earth. This dream showed me the therapeutic power of Mindshifting (Mental Antiphase): Peace, be still...

Drew the skyblue and white Agofe Pillar logo...

Redesigned the New Vision logo while watching Nnalongo Mu Kabaawo (Talk show) on Bukedde TV; many people including myself were shocked by the unconventional NV rebranding during the Covid-19 lockdown, but I kept quiet about it for years because there is no bad Art even if many readers called the new masthead (aesthetically) ugly plus am not that influential at the Group. I used to like the black and yellow design in the 90s; even the red and white revamp used by New Vision TV was not bad. However, inspiration struck me on Monday 3rd April 2023 to finally modify the symbol like Design Thinking even if my concept is not accepted by those in charge: The national colours were well used by the original designer nonetheless..

Inked a self portrait on my youngest sister's birthday, then started the "West Nile Art Exhibition" WhatsApp group after a friend's physical plan failed to be organised and he suggested an online show as the alternative...

Joined the Northern Uganda Visual Artists (NUVA) WhatsApp group...

Changed my mind just before Labour Day to test and see if Instagram Lite (3 MBs) was simpler to join than Artfol, Bubblehouse, etc and noticed very crispy clear images. At least, it isn't blocked by the Ugandan Government like Facebook since it's mainly about photos and videos; the text speech is second place...

Finally accepted webm as a video format to use because of its shareability alongside avi, wmv, mp4, 3gp, etc plus was thrilled to learn it's by Google... Made GIFs as Gospel and Lugbara learning displays...

Aiko TV (Designs & Portraits)...

Wrote a Foreword for Charles Bua's autobiography before his golden (50th anniversary) June birthday bash in Gulu. Unfortunately, he broke his femur in a motorcycle accident and was operated at Mulago Hospital...

Housepainting bilangilangi in Anyafio...

Wrote "Americanese (Short story)"...

Revived my LinkedIn account in Arua on Sunday 4th June 2023 after very many years of hibernation; I had deleted my first account but got back in the 2010s when invited unexpectedly by a Ugandanised Serbian who previously told me never to apply for any job to her companies again. She once grilled me mercilessly in Kololo with two young Black women on both sides and it felt like they were being aggressively feministic on me. I humbled myself infront of them because I wanted to work for them, but they used that vulnerability to try and bully me with rebukes until I defended my mental wellbeing and rattled them...

Code It Yourself...

Compiled Adi [Lugbara legend] lineage trees for my Ojapi (Maracha) and Aliba (Ayivu) extended families: Every family has a tree...

Decided on Friday 23rd June 2023 to create my own Prophecy Encyclopedia (expounding on my "Prophets" research for YESU Mag) after seeing an Adumi Road (Arua City) dream that took me to town catalysed by a WhatsApp text and voicenote from someone I probably visualised while asleep (Woke up thinking about her unusual voice which I hadn't heard for weeks), then got three different calls (Last two unknown), but avoided some places I saw. Also discovered Dreamland Hotel Kuluva (Arua) with a very fitting slogan: Live your dreams...

Discovered Meta Threads on Aljazeera perhaps a day after it was released (around a Wednesday), joined on Monday 10th July 2023; Twitter broke my heart, so I mended it using Threads (the text version of Instagram)...

Drew a portrait of (Martha) Chemutai, about 18 days before her birthday as a token of my appreciation of a powerpuff woman (Thursday 13th July 2023)...

BizToons (Friday 14th July 2023)...

Joined Chinese TikTok [Douyin] Lite on Wednesday 2nd August 2023 as @aikographics; trying to broadcast the YESU Corner (a Ugandan Lugbara-English video magazine that features E'yo Nzeza [Testimony], E'yo [Issues], Ongo [Music], Angu Neza [Sightseeing] plus so much more. It is pivoted around quotes from JESUS Christ)...

Made a portrait of the "Beautiful One" on her 28th birthday; she changed my life like a kumari so I remain obsessed about her until infinity... Drew other portraits of her including: Cynfinity, Aura of Arua...

After celebrating 50 years of their marriage during the weekend, decided on Tuesday 29th August to use M7 & Janet as models for my UG project; the President is the microbus dri(ver-i)der or driker...

Lugbara AI voice cloning trials in September (Freedom from Natural Ignorance: Transcribe, translate, chat)...

Allegory of Artificial Ignorance: For machines to learn Lugbara, humans must train them or organise datasets for AI to decode unsupervised...

Synthetic Artificial Lugbara Translation [or Tech(nology)] (SALT)...

Aiko Lugbara Wordbook (Basics)...

Modified my ChurchTV logo with black and red on a yellowish background signifying Uganda; tweaked the name font a little and joyfully noticed that the big and small Sans Bold letter Cs resemble the ones in BBC's 1997 and 2021 logos. Also moved the name from running downwards on the left to sitting below the green square like a Church Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) project...

Progressive Radio Adaptation Yolk (PRAY): Separate the yolk from the albumen (Saturday 16th September 2023)...

Lugbarapedia (after Ssemagulu Museum in KLA used my artwork and asked me for makers of certain Lugbara artefacts)...

The "Goodest" Flow (230923) describing Lugbara AI...

Drew a yellow and white Walkswagen microbus for United Gombololas (Jokes book) plus chose Naava Grey to feature in the toons since her name rhymes with one of my two main characters... Commemorated Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement (Holiest Day in Jewish calendar) for the first time in my life by fasting food and drink for one day from sunset Sunday 24th September 2023 (Prayed on Monday longer than ever before and didn't feel any hunger pangs)...

Children of the Devil (270923): Why do we hate each other, burning cassava growing in the garden, cutting trees planted, slandering people? Ole is witchcraft in the heart...

Thought about Chai-3 and AFCON East Africa 2027 logos (051023)...

Kob & Crane...

Cow & Tree [Ti azini Pati]...

Tears of the Sky (151023)...

No Good Sin (short story inspired by a dream on Thursday 12th October 2023)...

Drew two illustrations for Black Harmony suggested by DJ Wayz; used blend tool for colour gradient (191023)...

Ai ko 'Bu-a [Catching salt in Heaven]; rebirth...

Wura Amvu [Lugbara Art Garden]...

Smartphone Translation Log (291023), more Lugbara AI...

Developed a new artstyle from a mistake while colouring Red Princess in November; made "She Wore A Green Aura" portrait plus "Don't Break When You're Broken"...

The Book of Lugbara (101123)...

Exit of the Nile...

My Colour Garden (3 columns, 4 rows; silver boundary settings 0.81 cm while plots are 4 by 2.79 cm): Red, orange, yellow; green, skyblue, indigo; violet, pink, maroon; brown, dark, white...

Created a green, grey and white Xnthi logo...

King of the Jews (111223)...

My "Arua City: Sweetest Place since 1914" group page crippled on Facebook because their machines noticed plagiarism; maybe I copied from my own blogs. Cancel culture is one of the reasons why soso media is just redundant and a devourer of time. What happened to Creative Commons? Delete or remove the content instead of blocking continuity of input! Printing books to store information is better...

Humura Handyman logo (241223 and following)...

Sundial (Thinktank Design Ideas from above, 301223)...

2024

4th Floor...

3CR (The Best Things in life are three)...

Ojapi (Combination logo idea, 090124)...

Depression Is Not A Monster (Book)...

Created a Wikipedia entry for Voice Of Life FM 100.9 on Declan Rice's 25th birthday, which made me eligible for The Wikipedia Library after 500+ edits; put an extra smile on my face...

Created a Wikipedia page for Ojapi Parish; imagined Gura, a hustling character like Zari Hassan selling charcoal (160124)...

AGX21...

HappinessGraphics...

AI Kobs (Artificial Dreams, 150224)...

Black Ugandan Artist (250224)...

TikTok warns of suspending my account after three strikes; I imagine new accounts or moving to other video platforms. Deja vu: Rejection is redirection...

Church of Lugbara (CoL)...

Database of Lugbara Gospel (080324)...

AikoGraphics STORIES...

B*shop logo...

Future Enemies (Book inspired by a dreamvision, 230324)...

Very Pleasant Surprise: I became a big fan of Alex Scott in the 2010s after watching her do punditry on SkySports; she was comprehensive, neat and very beautiful. Since she played as a rightback defender for Arsenal, I did not bother to research her playing style nor history (Once a Gunneress, always a Gunneress) but knew she moved to the US close to her retirement (Even added her to my 2016 Lugbara Dictionary kissing the FA Cup). With well-chiselled muscles, she always looked fit. On Monday 1st April 2024, I found a video saying she scored the 2007 Women's Champions League-winning goal (in the away tie of the two-leg final); thought it was a joke at first but simply increased my appreciation of her, wow! Ignorance is not bliss; can't know everything about women's football but also grateful for Miedema, McCabe, Mead, Little, Russo, Blackstenius, etc...

Desert Dates (inspired by my 2nd cousin Sally Asinduru who kept asking why am not married and picked for me some dude's baby mama as a wife, 020424)...

Hippo Campus UG (Healing Depression)...

Discovered Fabrice Goosens (Hyperrealism Pencil Artist) on Daphine's 4th April birthday, then Paula Scher who popularised the Type Directors Club (TDC)...

West Nile logo (080424)...

Video magazines (Vidmags)...

Farida...

Started writing reviews for Google Maps like a Ugandan Local Guide after invitation from a Nigerian named Lisa (Thursday 18th April 2024)...

Lugbaflix (Lugbara flicks; films, movies or motion pictures filmed in Lugbara)...

Ojapi Tech (Bypassing the language barrier)...

Velo City...

Started compiling "YESU Ni Geri" on Doro's birthday...

Aiko = No Artificial Intelligence v Artificial Intelligence Knowledge Organiser...

Walkswagon™ (020524)...

Editor, designer, illustrator, organiser...

YAHWEH Corner (Debut Video, 030524)...

Kalinabiri Primary School digital artwork...

Housepainting in Anyafio Village...

Book illustrations for Vyo...

Velotaxi...

4CR (Four is enough) on Lili's birthday...

West Nile Comic Art Sym(posium) imagined on Heroes Day...

Changed my blog address from AruaCartoons to LugbaraCartoons (230624)...

Enoka, the Bishop (020724)...

The Greatest Football Match in the Universe: Evil 1, Good 2 (With Adam in goal, the Good side concedes in the 3rd minute from a subtle attempt by the Serpent, but JESUS equalises in the 33rd before scoring the winner in the final minute)...

Doctor Luke aka Kulu, the Locustman, Iron Grasshopper from Maracha (310724)... 

My Book of Compliments (Fan the fire, 130824)...

SWAGA (Short story) is my rendition of the Little Red Riding Hood tale set in Arua...

Suicide Notes Worldwide (Wednesday 21st August 2024)...

Ai ko 'Bu-a [Scoop(fetch/ catch)ing salt from Heaven]...

You Are About To Meet The Devil (Book)

AHG (aka International journalist) calls me nonsensical, small-minded and negative after sending me a list of 30 universities in the US (about three of which I had already checked out long ago and given up on) plus telling me to apply for financial aid or loan eg Chevening (which I had tried before in vain plus Madhvani Foundation Scholarship), so I rename my self-motivated education as Arua Institute, West Nile Campus (Thursday 26th September 2024): Research and Develop (R&D); Work is the Best Mentor. She didn't want to hear my side of the alternative decision I had made several years back. Why force life when you have less favour than others, but only small money? I spend mine with gratitude to YAH on artmedia, blog articles, video tutorials and pdfs. Instead of crying about lack of school fees, learn everywhere you go: Library, church, market, hospital, office, stadium, workshop, conference, crusade, rally, marathon, graduation, public lecture, wedding, burial, etc...

Rated: Local (Made in UG)...

Depression Network (Tuesday 1st October 2024 which is also China National Day): Suicide notes, Obituaries, Real Talk, Mindshifting (Detachment), Coping skills, P(g)ain, Quotes, etc... Experimented with four logos in November before settling for the black oceans and orange continents globe in grey letter D...

Uncle Jad (Portrait, 041024)…

West Nile: The Sweetest Place on Earth and Neighbouring Planets...

Scovia (Portrait on Uhuru morning)...

Leta SI (Synthetic Intelligence, 091024)...

Oni Worship (The stones will praise GOD with loud voices, TH101024); using AI to generate Gospel music...

Uganda Cartoon Lab (TU151024)...

22 Lugbara Tips (Idea on Sunday 19th October 2024)...

Lugbara Panda (071124)...

Lockup interior painting (111124 and 121124 when I met Cikili after so many years without seeing her in Anyafio and laughed about a calculator being better than me at Mathematics, then designed Lugbaflix motion article about Across Mt. Wati)...

Dribi Ini azini Kanisa Aziri [Hair Black and the Seven Churches]...

Moved from Sylfaen to Bookman Old Style (typeface)...

2025

AGX22, GOD-willing...


LESSONS, VIEWS & PERSONAL BELIEFS:

GOD is the Alpha and Omega (UCU motto)...

JESUS died for our sins; HE is the one Way to Heaven...

GOD is great... Our FATHER who art in Heaven, hallowed be YOUR Name... Give us today our daily food, and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us... Deliver us from Evil...

I wake up around 5am (most times) to pray and meditate: Thank GOD for another sunrise...

Real artists do not starve; they fast...

Try positive self-talk and see how it changes your mood: I am talented, wealthy and blessed; My future is bright; No weapon will harm me...

Alternative Opportunity Cost is the Joy Of Missing Out (JOMO); the potent antidote for FOMO...

No poverty...

Love is better than hate; forgive those who despise you...

"Study, think, discuss and come up with a model of playing..." - Carlo Ancelotti

Speedreading is an asset...

The Most Important Thing On Earth is JESUS crucified to save our souls from Hellfire...

Success is getting what you want eg money (while Happiness is enjoying success), but Double Happy-iness is wanting what(ever) you get like sunshine, rain, oxygen, freebies, family, neighbours and friends plus any wahala meant for you...

GOD is holy, holy, holy...

JESUS Christ is Lord... (Stanley Meyer)

Painting is intensive labour...

Stick-to-it-ivity is the new creativity...

Catch, check and change negative talk...

Since every preacher or minister of GOD was born a sinner, choose the ones you will follow...

Procrastination is the thin line of Laziness between know-how (knowledge) and action...

GOD can transform awful into awesome, but the reverse is also true...

"Avoid dreamkillers..." - Sharpe Cole Nimusiima (One of my Favourite Freespirited Personalities at UCU Mukono)

Breathe, pray, draw...

Draw what you can...

Just wake up; the depression will subside...

Even if the world ends today, it's already tomorrow in Eastern Russia and Sydney (Australia)...

The no-work gap between imagination and art is called procrastination...

GOD can chop for you wealth and blessings any hour o...

Get out of bed...

If every client who owes me paid me, then I would be a millionaire...

May your departure from earth be peaceful...

Prophecy is not a competition...

When GOD gives you only one maize seed, instead of complaining about poverty, plant it and wait for 120 days; you might get 120 new seeds...

Take time to pray more, about 3 hours daily...

Even if you gain the whole world, you still leave it behind when death comes...

GOD above all... (Sheebah Karungi)

Art is math(ematic)s in motion...

When you reach rock bottom, use that as a foundation to rebuild your life...

I cannot kill myself...

Find your own quiet time to be with GOD...

There is no interview in art...

Same GOD, different faces...

Worrying about public opinion is like a cockroach trying to be a millipede...

Quitting beer, waragi, vodka, okaritua, etc is a choice...

Visiting Church (GOD's house) should be at least 144 minutes long (2 hours, 24 minutes)...

When you ask GOD for puto and HE gives you rice, go figure...

Abawala banji abalungi...

Negative opinions do not devalue your GOD-given worth...

Small enterprise, big GOD...

Save text files as Rich Text Format (RTF) so that they can open in any computer...

Detachment is as powerful as obsession...

Save images as XCF while editing before finally JPEG...

Vector graphics include logos, illustrations, diagrams, etc while Raster (Bitmap) graphics include digital photography, web graphics and digital art...

Lads, it's time to snap out of it... (Patrick Vieira, 2004)

When you run out of eraser rubbers, try using banknote rubberbands or your wristbands; many rubbers can actually rub...

Improvise...

Contemptuous insults that pierce through your mental armour can injure the soul (or heart) but you must self-heal very fast...

Money comes from giving to GOD, not just praying... (Uebert Angel)

Tears for what? Maybe GOD's absence...

Out of 365 days, GOD only asks for 52 sabbaths...

Either you give up or get up...

Thorns prick, glasses cut, humans insult, but GOD heals...

Put a smile on your own soul...

All you need is space to kneel on and pray...

Pipo gon' tok wetha yu r doing bad or gud... Cheers to tha freaking weekend... (Rihanna)

GOD deserves (at least 2 hours 24 minutes if not) all of our undivided attention each day...

Stomach, body, mind...

The Devil refuses to bow down before GOD and tempts humans to break all the commandments...

Chase after Heaven (the Kingdom of GOD)... 

There are two types of people: Those who give you strength and those who tell you that you are weak. Also, there are those who give you money and those who tell you that you are poor; those who enhance the best in you and those who belittle you...

I'bu, nyondo (kani fundi ili), kalamu [Hoes, hammers (or trowels), pencils]...

Minding your own negocio sidesteps wahala...

English and Mathematics are the foundation for education...

Hustle harder...

Real Madrid for life; thank you Raul Gonzalez, Casillas, Hierro, Figo, Puskas, Santiago Bernabeu, Alfredo Di Stefano, Roberto Carlos, Guti, Santiago Solari, Suker, Vicente del Bosque (Extraordinary Coach), Cannavaro, Ronaldo Nazario da Lima (Brazilian), Zidane, Beckham, Makelele, Kaka, Cristiano, Mesut Oezil, Lassana Diarra, Dani Ceballos, Adebayor, Morientes, Sergio Ramos, Courtois, Alonso, Essien, Julio Baptista, Eden Hazard, Alaba, Robinho, Khedira, Marcelo, Bale, James Rodriguez, Vinicius Jr., Carvajal, Rodrygo, Camavinga, Bellingham, Mbappe, etc...

Imagine; make (sketch, polish, ink, paint, digitise, mold, build, etc); share...

Artpieces are like children; creative imagination is their mother...

There is Omega strength in failure...

Love can transform tears into smiles...

Get up, pray up, dress up and start up...

Your Art is either rejected or accepted, nothing in-between...

Dig, build, draw...

Behind every pregnant woman, there is a man...

Design everyday...

Education is what you learn and apply...

ADRO le Lugbara tu...

MUNGU le Lugbara ambo [GOD loves the Lugbara (in a) big (way)]...

Life is a Tithe Loop; whenever you get money, give 10 percent to GOD's Storehouse...

Art is life [Wura ni idri]...

"Sometimes GOD is reaching out to you in smaller ways..." - Allen Harriet (Red Princess)

Focus...

Depression is spiritual...

Good, gooder, goodest...

Everything comes from GOD; absolutely nothing can happen without HIS permission...

Intelligence is for personal use; school tests only reveal fractions...

I'm married to Art...

Peacefulness is inner happiness...

The only way to answer back the people who despise you is to do what they think you can't accomplish...

Bigger paintbrushes like 4-inch cover more wall area in a shorter time than those lower in size (Mama taught me this because she used to be a painter too)...

Prophet Job is a very exemplary character who teaches loyalty and perseverance...

JESUS is not YAHWEH; is He?

Leeds United brought tears to my eyes (December 2000), Liverpool made me cuss at GOD (May 2001), Manchester United melted my helpless heart to liquid (April 2009) while Manchester City made my heart pain (February 2023), but Arsenal inspired me to thank GOD for giving me exactly what I wanted to the last specified detail (May 2015)...

Remember people's names...

Keep a design journal...

The mouth was created for eating; you can communicate with your hands...

Ayiko v Chandi...

Win or go home...

Spoil the rod and spare the pupil...

To become a journalist (researcher, investigator), you do not have to know a lot; just ask the right questions: 5Ws and H...

Work until expensive becomes cheap... (John Paul Ssali, aka Romeo)

Everything you need is around you; we are just blind like the two dudes on the road to Emmaus...

Keep two albums; one for creative designs, the other for portraits...

The easiest way to beautify your portfolio is to draw beautiful women...

Get the job done... 

The Devil is a superliar...

Pipo complain that am quiet yet I never complain that they talk too much...

In Twenty23, silk vinyl weatherguard matt emulsion white paint cost 50,000 while granite (grey) was 72,000 UX...

Set Design is tasty like a Ugandan chapati containing honey...

Do your research...

Every gombolola needs a Noah, Job, Daniel...

Obsession and persistance are cousins...

Sanyu v Naku...

ChurchTV is a personal Ugandan broadcast of praise and worship music in Lugbara plus other languages...

Forgive, not hate (curse in the heart); it's ole witchcraft...

GOD can give you seven kids and allow the Devil to take all of them away at once...

When you educate a woman, you educate a nation, well and good, Mary Stuart! When you educate a man, you do not only educate an individual but an entire country too...

Water is life...

There are three types of logos: Mark (or Symbol), Font (or Letter) and Combination (of both) eg my penname in indigo-blue Arial Rounded fonts plus an inverted Nike swoosh in the middle represents me as an art label though while signing cartoons, I only use the font logo...

The number 8 represents good fortune in Chinese culture...

GOD above money...

JESUS died for all my sins...

Exploitation is like a loss; learn from it...

Tomatoes do not apologise for not being oranges; be yourself...

Waking up at 2am knowing that you have five more hours to sunrise is refreshing...

Women shine: Kawino taught me to love without conditions nor changing (1991); Mariam made me want to be very good at football (1993-5); Dorothy gave me unstoppable strength to grind out excellence in academics (1996); Lydia was a perfect woman and Cynthia motivated me to polish my Lugbara ti (2001) while Emily was sunrise after a dark night (2005)...

Wheelbarrow of dark sand 3 (with two goals disallowed), Cement bag 1... That makes 12 to 4 too...

When you worship money, you despise people who do not have it...

Vilification, shunning, rejection, cursing, mockery, dismissal and abuse is what the Devil does to you through other humans...

Listen to criticism or correction...

Maximise your time...

Delayed payment for finished work teaches you how to rely on GOD...

Do not flip when haters attempt to hurt you with their words (or rebukes)...

Stay supercalm and let GOD shred the contempt...

Fasting weekly prevents a lot of illnesses...

Small painting stroke, big difference....

I dey feel like Declan Rice...

When you have no customers, continue to improve your products...

Wait for the pain to subside...

Joy is spiritual Happiness...

Try 10,000 times or more until you succeed...

Work like a machine...

Art in Uganda is very demoralising... (Daphine studying in Lira)

Try again now...

Picture yourself in Heaven...

Can't we be happy without money?

Free yourself from mental poverty...

Get used to criticism, ridicule and verbal abuse...

DEBT is the acronym for "Doing Everything But Tithing"... (Pastor John Hagee)

Words cannot kill unless you let them...

Strength in numbers...

Cover your private parts; everyone has them...

Giving offertory is like sowing seed in a very fertile garden; wait for the harvest after two days, two weeks, two months or two years...

What you see in your dreams is what GOD wants you to know...

Ojapi stands for machine-assisted Lugbara translation...

Open your spiritual eye and ear...

Some people talk too much, others moderately while the final third remain silent...

Fasting is my favourite doctor...

People will despise you, but worship GOD not them; they are imperfect too...

Why quit yet you can retry? Quit quitting instead...

Fortune is better than fame...
 
One man's fake is another man's cake...

What is sweeter than honey? The LORD's words... (According to Psalm 119:103)

What is stronger than a lion? Elephant, tiger, hippo, rhino, etc...

Put two pentips on each of your ballpoint pens if you want to pocket them upright...
 
A'du ga si [Ki ekiganye/ What has refused]? Restart, reset, refresh, replay, rewind, recalibrate, retry, resuscitate, resurrect, recalculate, remix, redo, rebake, renew, relearn, redraw, refast, repray...

"JAH guide..." - Bugle

What haters spew must not destabilise you...

I wear natural hair, not wigs (weaves) nor artificial threads...

A slum dweller's wisdom is despised in the villa...

When somebody calls me ugly, am not going to wear a kilo of makeup to impress them...

Skinny people do not jog to lose weight...

Forgive those who disrespect you...

Act like you know...

When GOD says No, accept and go on; HE knows better...

Yesterday you said: Tomorrow. Just draw it now...

Talking about Unemployment is bogus; work never ends. The real problem is underpayment...

Nana, nana... (Eezzy)

Learn how to be alone, coz in the grave, no one will be there with you...

Microscopically, a plant leaf has infinite designs; just more evidence of GOD's genius creativity...

Wikipedia editors who revert the truth you have added to an article (findable on even forbidden references eg YouTube, Facebook and Blogger) with all honesty are like demotivating energy-suckers. Can't we break citation rules with a bit of lenient common sense...

Make Art for your haters to view...

When people laugh at you, laugh with them: Hahehihohu (instead of grinning)...

I prefer low-maintenance cats to dirty dogs...

Talk doesn't draw...

AI can generate an epic video story of JESUS plus the rest of the Bible...

Work until the ALMIGHTY GOD snaps your silver cord or breaks your golden bowl...

Don't complain about awards; make your own list of winners...

Comics are like movie novels...

Acknowledge every artist...

JESUS saves...

Opinions ain't facts... (Chipmunk)
 
A logical person with the discipline to follow instructions can mend anything...

Family is forever ever, ever ever, ever ever; no divorce...
 
JIREH, YOU are enough... (Justin Bieber)

I wlll draw again...

Aparaka ma tibi agobi, but what if am a vegetarian? Then, no problem...

JESUS died for us, but we still have Judgement Day...

When you fast for GOD and someone tries to discourage you by talking about how skinny, malnourished and ulcered you may become, that's Satan speaking through them...

Bury your ignorance about inverter bulbs in a coffin...

Unpaid or underpaid, keep making Art...

Delay is not denial...

Pause, playback, draw...

Be yourself...

Aiko's Self portrait before Covid-19 lockdown...
I'm neither a robot computer nor Japanese girl, but a Lugbara boy who believes in YHWH and supports Michael Jordan, Bayern Munich, Germany, Brazil, Arua clubs, Express, Arsenal FC, Real Madrid, Block Owners, Messi, Stephen Curry and Lewis Hamilton...

For every curse, count two blessings...

One great lesson I learnt in my first decade as an Arsenal fan (1998-2008) is accepting defeat and training for the next victory...

When you lose an election, either you go to Taiwan or Kakaparaka and plant maize...

When you are thrown off the big ship, you look for a small boat to get you to your destination...

My Bukoto friends used to call me Red Pepper Newspaper's "Hyena" because they heard that I was a Cartoonist in Mukono...

Nobody greater! LORD, YOU're simply amazing... (Queenie, Proclaim Music)

I grew up on posho and beans...

Food can prevent you from hearing GOD... (Elvis Mbonye)

I wear my heart on my sleeve...

Ikigai is a Japanese concept about finding a reason for breathing: Passion (What you love and are good at), Mission (What the world needs), Vocation (What you get paid for) and Profession (What you are good at and get paid for)... Kaizen is focussing on small improvements every day... Wabi-sabi is accepting imperfections so that you can enjoy the beauty of life...

Creative: producing or using new and effective ideas, results, etc/ Very imaginative and good at making things, painting, etc...

Grit (Never give up, keep keeping on, stay scheming attitude) is multiplied effort against all odds, sometimes misunderstood as natural talent...

Afa woro enga MUNGU dri...

When a hater, condescender or bully throws dirt on me, I actually think of them twice as dirty; 2-1 is the final score...

Enthusiasm is not endurance, but together can overcome fatigue...

"Why?" - Jadakiss

Avoid materialism...

When someone calls me quiet, am not going to overtalk to impress them...

I'm not trying to be a whale in Arua, but a silverfish [ngenjia, mukene] in the whole world...

Kodheyo... MUSENGWA mulungi...

Improvise, adapt...

I've prayed to the Devil at least thrice (After 1995, in 2001 and 2005), but never asked him for money coz GOD is richer by far; no contest...

The Bible is the Dopest Book in the universe...

Love is like a flask; when it falls, it breaks...

The Peace of GOD is more tranquil than smoking marijuana...

Progress from one level to another...

When pipo put you down, stay up in your mind (like Counteractive psychology)...

Devote yourself to what you enjoy...
 
Respect mothers; young girls can also become mothers...

The Mind attracts life or death; think noble things only... True, honourable, just, pure, lovely, commendable, excellent, worthy of praise (like Philippians 4:8 says)...

Eat your 100 UGX (One hundred Ugandan Shillings)...

Sometimes, five plus five equals 55 when GOD is involved, not 10...

Wait for dawn...

Art never dies...

GOD's time is the best time...

The fullmoon brightens the night...

I became a Muslim in 2002 so that I could pray more, be disciplined plus submit to GOD's Will; not marry four women...

Welcome to Arua, the Sweetest Place on Earth...

Every artwork has a price...

If GOD can get you gigs for years, then how about just one more month...

Believe you can draw... 

You can't rely on somebody else to motivate you, to do your work... You have to prioritise it yourself... (Adrienne Elise Tarver)

I do not have to own anything to enjoy this life to the maximum...

Create something new in honour of GOD...

Drawing two different editorial cartoons in 2020 was equivalent to painting a house for five days in Twenty22...

A zukulu [Lugbara calabash], varnished golden and then inked with my animal drawings was once sold for 10,000 UGX at a Borderlands Mvara (Arua) trade exhibition; unluckily I cannot track it for provenance...

GOD is the Greatest Artist of All-Time; the rest of us are just copycats...

Naye ofa ki... Do not hang yourself; something good will happen the day after tomorrow...

When self employed, work as if GOD will pay you...

Signpainting is public art...

Poverty makes printing books difficult, but pens and papers are affordable for making mooks (mock-up books) or smooks (small books) that can fit inside a shirt pocket...

Multiply your artworks...

Muslims pray 17 compulsory rakats per day: Dawn 2, midday 4, afternoon 4, sunset 3 and dusk 4; plus a voluntary tahajjud [even number after-midnight prayer] or witr [odd number] salat any other time at night. It's equivalent to repeating the LORD's Prayer multiple times in five compulsory (plus extra) intervals...

The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you... ("Lost In Translation [film]")

The easiest way to end a dispute or quarrel where you know you are right is to keep quiet...

Turn your bedroom into a Home Church...

Fan the fire...

Keep a Testimonials Journal to counter criticism, pokopoko or trash which swarms the heart with hate...

Muhammad was a monogamist for 25 years with two children until his first wife died, then every year after that he married widows, divorcees, an Egyptian slave (who bore his third child) plus a 9 year old girl; about 13 wives in total. Others say 11, 19 or 22...

Someday, we'll be able to drive cars with water. That's when we'll look back and think that using gasoline for fuel was ignorant... ("A Better Way To Pray" by Andrew Wommack, Page 124)

Later might become never...

Pray again...

Worship GOD every minute...

You will get through this...

Decompose, burn or recycle (break, resell)...

Kasasiro is a playground...

Waste Nile...

Waste not, want not...

Waste is wealth...

Wastepreneurship... (Sai Arts Gulu)

I'm not ashamed of my skinny frame...

Imagine vehicles or generators used urine for fuel...

From Busia/ Malaba to the Rwenzori, Arua to Lake Victoria, art is everywhere...

TIME [Talent, Imagination, Motivation, Endurance] is Money...

Now is the time... (Victoria Nile School motto)

Money is a mere tool like a spanner or hoe, it's not a supreme deity. When someone despises me becoz I do not have a lot of it, I just laugh inside. Worship GOD whether you are broke or rich...

Do not fear gossip; it's free publicity for your imperfections...

Instead of hanging yourself, try praying, meditating, travelling, studying, eating, exercising, dancing, chatting, resting or sleeping...

GOD is worth more than earthly wealth; HE created the entire universe, for crying out loud...

It's either punishment or training... (Yuri Boyka)

Money is information... (Elon Musk)

If there is no art scene in your gombolola, then create it instead of lamenting...

Get rich or die drawing...

Pokopoko (Criticism/ Gossip) is like rubbish (kasasiro); you get rid of it by: Shredding, breaking, burning (incinerating), recycling or decomposing...

Social anxiety lasts for at most 12 hours per day (but can be a quarter)...

Money is just a number on papers, metals and electronic screens...

Wall Crack Cup: Filla 3, Water 1 (plus another consolation goal just before full-time)...

Turn pokopoko negatives into photos...

Ignore provocation...

No matter how tired or exhausted you are, sleep refreshes...

Second-hand experience (Dreamvisions, TV, newspaper stories, etc) can save you from plenty plenty wahala [trouble]...

Eavesdrop on your haters; utilise their intel...

I live in my own world...

Get saved or die repenting...

Do not get angry; slow computers can teach you patience...

I couldn't jump to level 3 in Prince of Persia computer game, would crash Formula 1 racecars, get beaten 4-0 in NFL on X-Box, let the PC play as Arsenal in FIFA so that I can watch it beat any opponent I played for but when it came to supermotorbikes, I could even ignite last and overtake every champion ahead of me; podium confetti things...

I do not support abortion because I was not aborted...

Gay coupling is not marriage...

Your Art rate should be normal; 60 to 100 beats per minute (60 seconds)...

GOD takes care of us and heals our diseases but we keep yapping about poverty, unemployment, insecurity, lack of medical equipment, yada yada yada, nye nye nye...

Superpeace is minding your own biz while haters rebuke you...

Poverty is an opinion; GOD provides! A zero account balance doesn't mean you have nothing; the breath of life from GOD is worth more than mere digits...

Tithe is compulsory 10 percent Church tax, different from 10 percent Zakat charity. Basically, 20 percent of your income is not yours...

Art is a business...

Deeds are words in action...

Enyasa [Lugbara Cassava bread] is like a luxury for someone who never ate it during boarding school in Buganda...

Never feel ashamed of your skinny frame; just fatten your mind and soul...

Take your share of blessings and let others enjoy theirs...

LGBTIQ+ is the dummest thing I cannot do...

Art therapy is like asking Abraham if he loves his beautiful wife Sarah; of course art is therapeutic...

(Self) unemployment and joblessness are the politically-correct terminologies for Ovu [Laziness]...

Live a simple, stress free life...

Creativity and kindness make the Art World go round, not only money...

Literature is a skill from GOD... (Daniel 1:17)

Fine Art heals our souls from the dust of life...

Even if the lion is the king of the jungle, the elephant, tiger, crocodile, rhino and hippo are big princes with authority too...

Art is not a competition, but contribution...

Break, burn or decompose...

When a gay boy identifies as a girl, it's like a Black saying he feels he is Chinese or White (Dave Chappelle)...

A farmer writes with a hoe while a cartoonist digs with a pen...

Do the work and ask GOD to bless it...

Prophets everywhere (Enoch, Moses, Elijah, Muhammad, Edgar Cayce, Baba Vanga, Alph Lukau, Elvis Mbonye, etc) but only one Way to Heaven; HIS Name is JESUS...

The difference between freedom and jail or prison is your mindspace; noone can lock it down besides yourself...

Suicide is not an option...

Give 100 percent, not 60...

You can never stop sharpening pencils...

Four litres of vinyl silk emulsion paint from Banda-based Regal Paints cost 55,000 in 2017 but Plascon was 65,000 in Arua during Twenty22 (five years later, dropped to 60K in some shops during May 2024) while 20 litres in a bucket cost 330,000 UGX...

The truth will set you free from false prophets...

Music is audible art in your ears...

Draw everyday the way you pee and sleep or brush teeth even if you have no customers...

Sign language is a clever form of body art...

Switch off the phone and make more Art...

I wish that I took more photographs of us... (Professor Green)

All of us have our own unique dreams...

Everybody is people and very important, whether he cleans toilets, collects rubbish or she sells butunda passion fruits, ferries charcoal from house to house; they are all potential customers and artists too...

We are all princes and princesses, even if we live in palaces or slums... Dust also flies in high places...

Earth is 33 percent Hell, 67 percent Heaven but JESUS brings 100 percent Heaven...

GOD speaks through dreams. So, if you really want to be happy, make sure you pay attention to your dreamvisions by keeping a journal...

Leta [Love] is the Greatest Thing on Earth...

GOD is a very creative designer; JESUS was a carpenter and angels build mansions...

Life is spiritual... (Erica Mukisa Kimani podcast)

The Devil aught to die (2001)...

Being dead broke is the root of all evil... (Rick Ross)

Thierry Henry did a lot for Arsenal, but personally, he became invincible during the 4-2 Good Friday home win over Liverpool in 2004...

A Cartoonist is a storyteller; he uses his pictures just like a writer uses words... (Joe Kubert)

The first day of a painting gig cools down your nervousness and allows you to re-calculate how you will finish the work; let's go...

Enjoy your moments...

Signpainting is a more legit form of ghost art than graffiti vandalism...

Make Art, not excuses...

A maulstick can steady a tired, shaking signhand...

Hustle until you figure out the struggle...

I've never had a crush on Mariah Carey though I adore her vocals...

Retreat and defend, but do not surrender (Herbert Chapman, Patrick Vieira, Emmanuel Petit)...

Sickness, rejection, failures, losses, ridicule (mockery), disrespect, cuts, knocks, etc can happen; just brace yourself...

Every situation is part of your evolution...

When you are self-centered, it's hard to accept defeat. Lose honourably...

Do not worship a picture nor statue of JESUS; the Catholic Bible removed the 2nd Commandment that warns against bowing down to idols...

Masturbation is as wicked as abortion (Karitas taught me that); it's a pathway to Hellfire...

I'm artsocial, not unsocial...

Mind your own negocio...

The love of GOD is the root of all good...

I will not worship the Devil...

Either you're jobless or JAH bless...

Prayer is like Jacob's ladder...

Conquer your lust or your lust will conquer you...

Even when your pocket or bank account is completely empty, everything around you is still worth millions. Why feel poor and depressed...

Let's go back, back to the beginning... (Hilary Duff)

Play your role...

Mosquitoes, rats and snakes have a very bad reputation...

On the pavement, 36 out of 40 is not a terrible score...

Take everything meant for you, whether good or unfair...

GOD is omnipresent like a spiritual hotspot; you just have to dial and connect to HIM with your spirit...

I refuse to lose...

Bullies wear masks that can be ripped off when you face them back without fear...

We ignore hazy dreams because they seem to mean nothing but if you record the reports religiously, then you might discern many messages...

Hate in your heart will consume you too... ("Just The Two Of Us" by Will Smith)

Art is difficult, but someone has got to do it, and I bet that person is: You...

Drawing exact faces requires focus which can be very exhausting...

Guy Code: Do not beef with another guy over a girl; be civil...

Sometimes, my day is 25 hours long; the extra one hour is spent dreamsurfing...

We are 99.9 percent the same; the remainder is skin colour. I'm actually brown-black, not completely black...

When motivation is blocked, (disciplined) commitment or endurance must take over ASAP...

Keep studying...

Take a walk away and return to see the face you have inked afresh...

Jinja is the Source of my life...

Stick to the righthand sidewalk...

Mbarara just feels like milk and honey, plus juice...

The panoramic view on Arua Hill is very strategic...

Agriculture is the science of food, Architecture is the science of shelter while Art is the science of beauty...

You can pay for school but can't buy KLA-ss (Kampala class)...

Art is recreation...

Practice makes all the difference (My Favourite Ugandan Cartoonist of All-Time [Dan Barongo] taught me that)...

Be very careful what you wish for, you might receive it...

GOD, ink, sweat & cheers...

You cannot erase the past, but you can box it in a corner inside your mind...

When it's not your gig, it's not your gig...

I want my Art to be more profitable than just direct sales or commissions...

Wish GOD could let me exist until the 22nd Century...

Write, write, write...

Marketing can turn a regular stone into a valuable piece of heritage...

Lip it (Speak it, say it, articulate it)...

I do not do Art for awards but rewards...

Fill only 80 percent of your stomach...

We all came from Heaven, so that pickup line of Heaven missing someone is pretentious...

Tears wash away the pain in the heart, but cheers wash away tears...

You are (judged by) what you draw...

Paints, brushes & cheers...

Broverb: Do not cheat with your friend's wife...

If you want Arsenal Cartoons, then just call Eddie on +256-781-345712...

Aim at 100 percent so that when you fail, you only get 97 (or even 90) which is not bad...

Sickness, poverty and death are part of this life...

If Depression is a monster, then what do we do to a monster? We stone it and cut off its head like David versus Goliath, with GOD's help...

Injuries, goals against, blocked shots, duels lost, fouls given away, own goals, red cards and suspensions ain't sweet...

Control your mind or other people will remote-control it...

Even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet... (Dr. Dre)

Forgiveness is easy, forgetting is not...

If you put all your eggs in one basket, they can still hatch...

Dribble with ballpoint pens...

Dream, dream, dream...

Art is love in High Definition colour and vice versa...

Women are like petrol stations; motivation is a fuel...

The cure for hunger is not lack of appetite but GOD...

Art is neither a race nor a beauty contest, we all have different destinations...

Stay in your lane...

GOD provides, in fact abundantly...

Art is never finished, only abandoned... (Leonardo da Vinci)

Death is a journey from Earth to a very big, luxurious, goldstreet-laden citystate named Heaven where GOD is the Judge and JESUS the Attorney...

Grief is the worst pain (JESUS wept) even though spirits never die; only flesh perishes...

Money is a very volatile firestarter fuel, but commitment keeps you burning when there is no money...

Inspire us, oh LORD, as we come to worship...

Eat to live, not live to eat... (My SMACK streammates sometimes said that)

Drink water or juice, not waragi! Beer is bland and wine too expensive unless you brew it yourself...

Sunshine dries tears...

Chew your food properly so that the stomach uses less energy to digest it (Learnt from Arsene Wenger)...

Arseno yesinga [Luganda for: Arsenal is the Best]... (Bebe Cool)

No excuses... (Heard from UCU lecturer Ben Bella Ilakut)

There is nothing under the sun that cannot be discussed in 100 words... (Stephen Apedel showed me that idea and though I failed to get internship at New Vision, he published my Letters To The Editor in the Sunday paper)

Less words... (Wanyama Wangah told me that)

Keep working...

If the LORD does not help you, where can I get help for you? From the threshing floor? From the winepress? (King of Israel in 2nd Kings 6:27)

What shall we eat? Grass. What shall we drink? Rainwater. What shall we wear? Mivumba. Where shall we get money? GOD provides... #Temutukoya...

GOD instructed the ravens to supply food to Elijah... (1st Kings 17:2-6)

The widow at Zarephath's jar of flour was not used up and jug of oil did not dry up, even without rain in the land...

JESUS fed 5,000 men with two fish and five loaves of bread...

I love East Africa...

Keep quiet...

Problems never end, but neither does The Solution (read GOD)...

When an architect makes a mistake, it's wrong but when an artist makes a mistake, it's a design...

GOD distributes everything...

How much money do you want?

There is enough work for all of us...

When you miss a shot, get ready for the rebound... (Dennis Rodman)

We are all refugees on Earth after the War in Heaven between Michael and Lucifer plus their armies...

Every blunder is a tutorial...

Life is very depressing, but you either stay down or get back up everyday...

I cannot kill myself...

Spartans, what is your profession? Huwa... (300 film)

Mbu sharks do not get cancer; how about other fish...

Prophecy starts as dreams... (Edmond Oduka)

Art can mend damaged hearts...

Problems never end, neither do solutions...

The full moon brightens the night...

Opposition is just Noise; they need to switch sides...

Till death do us do art (draw, paint, sculpt, design, etc)...

Motivation is similar to firewood or charcoal, it can burn out. You need alternative backup fuel that is reuseable (like paperpulp-anthillsoil brickets or volcanic rocks). You get that from commitment...

There's a time to draw...

What do you do when unpaid? Do you strike (as in demonstrate), wait longer, find a different path or use the experience to get better...

Put GOD at the centre... (Karitas Karisimbi)

Do not compare yourself to other artists; compare your past to your present and try to get much better in future...

Fine Art is medicinal nutrition for the eyes...

Every gig comes from GOD; HE is great from everlasting to everlasting...

It makes a lot of sense going to Heaven; there is better Art above than in Hell (eternal lake of fire)...

Art is a daily marathon routine; you keep running to finish your own race, not to argue with haters...

Shoot photos, not bullets...

(A successful Artist) knows how to manage risk. It's like dating a beautiful girl who is not in your league... (Quote from Maurice Kaweekwa - the undisputed Artmaster, one of my Art Class Heroes and former Mr. SMACK)

Get better and better/ Stumble, get up and try again/ Take the hits and get on with trying to win/ Be calm... (Lionel Messi)

With design technology, the future of Art is very bright...

Art is my forte...

If you have GOD, then you do not need to struggle...

Creativity is spiritual; when you refuse to record an idea, some other artist will...

Take more photos...

Divorce is an oxymoron especially when the couple already have at least one child...

Happiness is not a moving target, but a state of mind... (Bobi Wine)

Reach your highest peak, Margherita...

Rwenzori is a Wonderland like Wakanda...

Forgive us our sins, GOD; astaghfirullah...

Words cannot kill. Recycle and use the abuse, consult the insult; bake Art using all the rebuke as charcoal or brickets. The fire is within you...

Londa e namba yo [Luganda for: Pick your number]... (Betty Mpologoma)

When you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just keep walking...

Nzepiri ma nze [Lugbara Translate: Let the one who talks talk]...

Rangi ebi [Wet paint]...

Worrying about public opinion is like a tortoise trying to be a weaverbird...

I do Art for both business and pleasure...

Handwrite your books on plain papers bound using staples or threads when machines are costly...

Happiness is a choice, even in pain...

Learn the basics...

Why is life so messy? (Kari Jobe)

VIP stands for Very Important Peasant...

Keep your true friends closer than true enemies...

Church (or wherever GOD is remembered) is the Dopest Gathering...

Spend enough time in the presence of GOD (My campus lecturer Bishop Isaiah Mbuga showed me that)... 

Freezing computers and slow internet connection speeds teach patience...

Patience is a virtue...

Work hard as if it is for GOD...

Slow but sure...

Free Thousand (0,000)...

Make Patience your Best Friend; I call it Pesh...

Chong Shi? is a peaceful refuge Worship City of GOD I look up to like a Chinese Arua...

Discontent is the root of all unhappiness...

Patience pays in full, with a hefty bonus...

Waste not what is free...

Life is messy, but you find a way to dribble it like Messi...

When you avoid advertising to save money, it is like stopping the clock to save time...

Gender Equality is when men put women first and women put men first; end of conflict...

Live in the present time...

There were no homosexuals in Noah's ark...

Tough love is not enough; true love is kind...

Offer quality art at affordable prices for different consumers...

No swearing, cussing and vulgarity...

Art is money; keep it in an Art Bank...

The average hourly wage for an artist in the US is about 25 Dollars (which is close to 100,000 UGX just in case 1 USD is rounded off to 4,000 here)...

According to the Bank of Uganda Financial Capability Survey (2022), only 1 percent of Ugandans earn above 1 Million UGX while 49.2 percent earn less than 150,000 per month... (Dorothy Nakaweesi)

In 2018, worldwide online art was valued at 4.64 Billion US Dollars...

Every day is the same length of time as the one before plus after it; 24 hours only...

Been hit with a few shells, but I don't walk with a limp... (50 Cent)

Critics are like dogs barking at the moon; they can't bite...

Pressure sups energy but moral support regenerates it...

Learn from all your losses and missteps...

Sugar, mangoes, dates, molasses, Turkish Delight and Art are sweeter than honey...

Sleep is very important for rejuvenation; let's not pretend like Pharisees...

Pay off your sleep debts...

Do not complain about the taste of free food...

Close your eyes and rest...

Sabbath Day is on Saturdays, but Christians can still gather and meet on Sundays (First Day of the Week)...

GOD is bigger than all our problems combined since Adam and Eve...

Bedwetting is curbed by putting a waterproof Macintosh material on the mattress...

Study the History of Art...

I'm a survivor...

I escaped from the school dispensary to my dormbed because I hate being admitted; all diseases heal in the name of YESU...

What do you do when the girl you vowed in your heart to adore for eternity finally tells you after two decades that she is not interested in your obsession? Do you die or keep on loving her?

Stay chill; there's nothing to fuss about other than Heaven...

LGBTQI+ is a mental illness...

Be water, my friend... (Bruce Lee)

GOD, GOD, GOD...

When you admire a girl deeply, just tell her or deal with the heavy pain of unrequited love...

Detach yourself from people who do not like you...

The only thing I hated about school was being whipped for academics, whether low grades, failing an easy question taught recently, leaving some numbers unanswered or regression in marks...

We spend at least six hours sleeping daily, pray for over two and are left with about 15 to do art. I can work with 12 after sunrise...

Make more money (M3)...

Draw in your sleep...

Praise GOD every millisecond...

When the sun stops shining, switch on a bulb or light a lamp...

Slander is free publicity; people forge movies about you...

Party after party: Birthday, graduation, marriage, funeral party (celebrating the life spent by the dead); cry and laugh week after week...

I am whatever you say I am... (Eminem)

Idri onyiru [Lugbara Translate: Life is good]...

Don't stop...

Study, study, study...

Critics cannot do what you do the way you do it; that is why they disregard the difference... (Matt Bish)

Sketch, polish, ink, digitise, share...

Every artist has his or her own style...

When in a fiery furnace, lion's den, empty well pit, dragon desert, whale's belly, prison or stormy sea, call JESUS...

Learn from the Best...

20 litres of undercoat paint cost 57,000 UGX in Arua during Twenty22...

In case your dreams do not come true, chase new ones...

Think harder...

Teachers fail you, favourite sportsmen lose, crushes reject, girlfriends dump, friends betray, strangers rebuke, relatives mistreat and employers fire, but all that shouldn't make you a Satanist...

Win or learn; never waste a loss...

To block online nudity, set a SafeSearch Porn filter in your internet browser...

No strain, no gain; pain is just a feeling, might as well be fun while drawing...

Alhamdulillah [Awa'difo, MUNGU]...

Out of 7 days in a week, if four go quite well, then am easy...

Steady balling, like Lionel Messi...

Have game like Ray Allen...

Stephen Curry paints 3s...

Visit Heaven...

Is the sunshine in America different from the one in Africa or is the rain more flavoured?

Lose honourably coz when you win, others lose too...

Paint Cup Semi-final: Undercoat 1, Water 2; Water plays Vinyl Silk Emulsion in the Final: Game ends 1-1 but VSE wins 3-1 on penalties...

Even straight lines have crooked edges... (Marko Djurdjevic)

Think, think, think...

It's not about the machines, what will you do when you get them? Create content... (Advice from Isaac Ssemakadde)

GOD gave us talents to make life easier... (Francis Otim, aka Oparaah told me that)

You will never draw alone...

Victory through Art...

Play your favourite soulmoving worship music all night long while you sleep...

Stay calm...

Be kind...

If you love someone, just tell them! Secret love is cowardice and timid ignorance...

Reset your mind, renew your Art... 

Dreams paint spiritual reality...

We are slaves to the art techniques we believe in...

The Bible is like a newspaper/ magazine; no wonder some called it The Good News...

Noone is born knowing anything, so training and learning never end...

Laziness is a cartoonist's worst nemesis...

If sleep is the cousin of death, then she is more refreshing than her relative plus brings more hope and lesser tears...

Give to Caesar Okhuti what belongs to Caesar Okhuti...

Too many lines wrinkle the face and make a portrait character look old...

Pray or die...

Two eyes and 10 fingers are a huge blessing...

Kaka ni ka 'ba sikokori ni indi [Maize ripens for people without teeth too] (Lugbara Proverb)...

Wake up, pray, work, sleep; repeat...

Happiness is the child of sweat...

Reinvent yourself...

Art cures mental illness...

Life is an Art session...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to the art studio...

Art can be learnt through observation...

Train, practise drawing...

When you lose, soak it in so that your next win tastes really good...

Lazarus, come forth and draw...

Prepare to draw...

Roses have thorns...

Chase dow (money), not marks; they are both numbers though...

Stick to the stencil plan...

Pray and wait; 21 days is only three weeks...

Death is like travelling to another country without any luggage...

Font styles are uncountable...

Avoid dreamkillers...

Draw now...

Dream(vision)s are like Source Code...

The Palest Ink is better than the Sharpest Memory... (Chinese Proverb)

Be very serious about your Art studies...

Develop a colour theory, combination diagram, spectrum, abstraction scheme or wheel (How colours work together to affect our emotions and perceptions)...

Hues are pure colours; Shades are combined with black; Tints have white while Tones have grey...

Primary (Primitive) colours: Red, yellow, blue; Secondary (from mixing primary colours): Orange, green, purple; Tertiary (from mixing primary with secondary colours): Red-orange, yellow-green, blue-purple; Complementary (Opposite each other on colour wheel): Red & green, orange & blue, yellow & purple; Analogous (Next to each other): Red & red-orange or orange, yellow & yellow-green or green, etc; Triadic: RYB, OGP, etc; Warm (Active energy): ROY; Cool (Calming): GBP...

Five paints (Black, yellow, red, blue and white) can finish any signpainting-job...

Style is doing Art a different way on purpose eg instead of painting a horse using realistic black or brown, you might colour it pink, green, etc...

Technique is a method or way eg inking...

Art is so easy to love...

Use references...

GOD painted better than Michaelangelo... Pablo Picasso... Everyone...

Don't panic...

I believe in the GOD of Naamah, Sarah, Rebecca, Leah, Hannah, Esther, Philip's four daughters and the Woman with a garland of 12 stars on her head...

Ideas come while you sketch...

GOD is everything...

Every day is a lesson...

Look within; know your universe...

Your imagination is your private art gallery...

A photo is an arrangement of many dots called pixels...

Paying tithe to GOD's storehouse doesn't necessarily make you alux rich, but it mysteriously covers your needs plus protects you from Hell and the invisible Devourer...

1-0 down, 2-1 up; scores change before 90 minutes elapse...

Take out the evil inside your system...

Become an Artman...

JESUS is my superhero (JIMS): Orphan, flight, mind control, royalty, rich, socialite, chemicals, elemental, water control, weaponry, detective, telepathy, mystic, legacy hero, super senses, healing, weather control, plant control, precognition, electricity, gravity, invisibility, time travel...

Every artwork you make is a seed you sow in your kunstgarten [wura amvu (colour garden)]; let it grow until harvest...

Depression is treated using Art medicine...

Enoch, (Moses) and Elijah were very lucky dudes who never died...

One artbrush used to cost 40,000 UGX in the 90s but in the 2010s, you could get over 40 different horsehair brushes at that same price...

Heaven is much better than earthly popularity...

There are two good angels for every bad one...

Keep your eyes and mind open to new possibilities...

Comics are like printed videos...

Every art meeting requires a Design agenda...

Complaining about boredom is not cool nor intelligent; create your own entertainment...

Doctors and nurses treat, but GOD heals...

You can search for new customers, but treasure old repeat customers like wine...

Sometimes at functions, I feel like everyone is worth introducing no matter their status: Politicians get more recognition yet shopkeepers, waitresses and bodamen are also Very Important Persons (VIPs) in society...

Why aren't you sketching?

Accept defeat and wait for your next victory...

Love yours... (J. Cole)

I will try again tomorrow...

The Rose is the Queen of Flowers; symbolises Love...

Spidi kendezako [Reduce speed]... (Afrigo Band)

You win some battles and lose others...

How do you get bored with all the art GOD created? There are trees, animals and planetary features we do not even know: I look at a ladybird and marvel at the design, Yayoi Kusama...

Break bread or let the bread break you, make a choice or let the choice make you... (French Montana)

When you see a lightgreen snake, let it go its own way. Same applies to human-snakes...

Waterfalls painting technique synchronises well with the pattern in dripping wet paint...

My 2016 Lugbara Dictionary is where the old and new meet...

Love the work you do...

When things fall apart, pick them up...

We are basically the same; I've heard Japanese speaking fluent Luganda, White Italians enviably communicating in flawless Lugbara, Indians speaking Swahili like coastal natives, Karamojong articulating very good English and Chinese mumbling Jamaican Patois...

Art is a journey from sketch to finish...

Painting is fun (Why The Birds Sing To Me [KADS 2009])...

Money comes, money goes; eat it like Pakistani rice...

What is that in your hand: a pencil, pen, brush, chalk, charcoal, mouse, stilus or spray can? Use it...

We all need art logic, not magic...

'Tis so sweet to trust in JESUS...

Paint-rollers reduce time spent on a job though waste paint...

Use what you have...

Don't try too hard to impress your haters; just live your life...

It's not yet "game over" until the referee blows the final whistle...

The only thing women cannot do is impregnate men (nor their fellow women)...

Entebbe is a fly town...

GOD is the Most Important Person (MIP)...

Do not forget your mistakes or else you will repeat them...

Everyday we pray for long life; give thanks to JAH for my life... (Runtown)

Women are not weak even if Paul wrote in the Holy Bible that they are the weaker sex; I derive a lot of mental strength and moral support from loving certain women (whether family, crushes or celebrities). Some are even physically stronger...

Being called a girl as a rebuke by a female is not an insult to me but her own self. If a male calls me a girl, then I know he is a faggot, as in homo and gay like the ones destroyed by GOD within Sodom City...

28 percent is mockingly very low, but 10 percent is a sunset joke...

Girls are strong too; they may be soft-bodied but they have very many strengths including magnetic beauty...

Sadolin or Plascon and Global paints use the same mixing formulas...

Design is different from Fine Art some way...

Peace and Prudence (Arua Citystate)...

I adore the colour green because of plantlife but deep blue is a very smooth paint when brushing on a surface...

It's superhot versus most beautiful Art; make a choice...

The reason why pokopoko doesn't phase me is because I used to have a hard mouth before I accepted JESUS; now I prefer peace (and no beef)...

Art is the science of beauty...

Walls have eyes...

Sunshine is very longlasting as a source of electricity; the only problem is batteries or reuseable storage...

Smartphones enhance art business like Artphones...

Noone becomes poor by giving to GOD's storehouse...

You cannot know everything, but you can know a lot of things...

The whole world is an Art Club...

Talk only when you have to...

When rain falls, some see a burden, flood or stoppage of activities while others see rainwater, plant growth and more hydropower...

GOD can solve any problem, but instead of magnifying HIM, we magnify our problems...

A sunny day is a blessing for outdoor painting...

Anyone can draw; however, those who make art their profession never stop drawing...

Read the Bible like a newspaper or Marvel Comic magazine; it's more interesting because it's real...

Every art gig can teach you something fresh...

Do not covet another man's wife even if she confesses that she prefers you to her husband; the unseen Devil is not very far away...

Paraffin (Kerosene) like spirit thinners cleans wet paint...

Remain sober; alcohol is from the Evil One...

Don't talk too much...

A self-powered mental Iron Dome prevents insults, rebukes, difficulties, etc from reaching your heart...

You cannot choose your hardships, but you can choose how to react...

Every human possesses at least one talent, like a superpower; find yours and get more...

When you give your all to a project and do not get paid, you might burn out. To avoid Phoenix ash moments, approach every project as experience, not just employment (which might turn into exploit[ation]ment)...

Refining (or polishing) is the best part in cooking Cartoons...

Instead of anticipating the next Marvel movie, I should anticipate the next Bible story reading with lots of action from Noah to Abraham, Elijah, Mary, Paul and so many other interesting characters. We need a Bible Cinematic Universe (BCU); Kingstone Bible Comics and Epic Bible (by DC and Marvel Comics artists) do a great job...

Wait for the rain to stop falling instead of complaining; otherwise get an umbrella or raincoat or hide under a shelter...

We trust in GOD...

S/he who has two eyes can see (Kalinabiri Primary School)...

Rainwater is free life; collect enough for the drought... 

Welcome to the YESU Universe...

Painting is tediously dehydrating under direct sunheat...

United Gombololas (UG) is my Country (Cow & tree), the Funniest Place on Earth, at the Heart of Africa...

Do not put the container with paint in the direction you are moving to in order to avoid accidental spillage...

Look for financial papers, not just a job...

You love people and like material things...

Money is not more valuable than humans...

As a kid, I believed Hell was at Namugongo Shrine in KLA City and you carry your own firewood. Doesn't matter where the real one is, I just hope I'll escape it through JESUS...

Celebrating an Arsenal goal is a very high feeling; I wish I could run to pray the way I used to rush for a match kickoff in a kibanda video shack or restaurant plus feel the euphoria of GOD's presence...

Paintbrushes are assets...

Is the Health Gospel also criticism-prone like the Wealth Theology?

GOD doesn't need our money, but HIS storehouse does; the Earth doesn't need our seeds but the garden does, so that we get a harvest...

Create your own mental Heaven...

Depression is when you completely run out of motivation; commitment is a valve that prevents that situation...

In case your thinnest paintbrushes are too expensive or get worn out, you can custom-make your own from toothbrush bristles and other paintbrush hairs plus wires and sticks...

Art is sweeter than candy...

48 hours (Two days) are my limit for drawing editorial cartoons, though I was allowed three days at Sunday Vision from Tuesday to Friday...

When teachers strike, go to the library and teach yourself what you want to learn...

Holy Spirit, teach me...

Some cuts heal without medicine; only platelets...

If you fish while hungry, you can still catch fish...

Work, work, work...

Gardens are very valuable assets...

Agriculture, Architecture, Art...

Just draw it...

BIGAMBO...

Sadolin paint should be renamed Hap(py)-olin paint...

It's not shameful to be a Fundi or Musizi wa rangi [Painter]...

In Twenty22, a quarter litre of oil paint cost 4,000 UGX in Arua...

Think again...

Architecture is frozen music (Johannes Wolfgang von Goethe)...

When you are alone, talk to the Most High Don; the One who owes nobody anything! We are the ones indebted to HIM because HE gave us talents...

1 inch paintbrushes (worth 1,000 UGX each) can help create neat corners with clashing colours on both sides...

Pressure nags but motivation inspires...

Advertising makes us buy the things we want...

Jinja is the Adventure Capital of East Africa...

Kampala si bizimbe, naye bantu [Luganda for: Kampala is not buildings, but people]...

Arua is supersweet like a ripe, red-orange-skinned mango in the month of May or December...

Arua Hill is a medium-size ridge or rock elevation with a big aura in the heart of West Nile...

Maracha View: Rock my world...

Tara is Paradise (read Tara-dise)...

Lado in Lugbara means: (My ancestors are) sleeping, l(a)ying down or resting here...

Uganda is the Pearl of Africa...

Love back everyone who loves you; forgive those who despise, abuse, hate and manipulate you...

Either you get likes on Instagram or cash on MoneyGram; choose one...

Every servant of GOD is gifted with one, two or five talents...

Noone owns your talent but GOD...

Reply greetings, not insults...

When people laugh at you, laugh with them, hee hee! It's called mental Antiphase, like sarcasm in Literature...

No fear...

Take the losses, take the wins too...

Keep your promises...

Train to win...

As long as I can make it to Heaven, I don't care what kind of house I'll live in; it's better than a cell in Hell...

Flat colours save time; it's not laziness...

One litre of paint covers an area of 10 to 14 square metres...

Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel (AEIOU)...

Balaam's donkey saw an angel and spoke; it was not a Disney animation but reality...

Pressure makes diamonds, but also bursts pipes and breaks dams...

GOD dresses flowers and feeds birds that neither sow nor weed gardens...

You are now watching Art TV; stay tuned...

Flu eventually ends...

I love Art...

Be silent, be still (She's All That [1999 film])...

GOD protects us through HIS angels; just one white angel can keep two or a dozen dark ones away with its light...

When you fail, smile (or grin) like Sadio Mane...

Ayiko 'Bu-a [Happiness is in Heaven]; on Earth, we have sorrow...

If you have a problem, then just look up (oneway) to Heaven... (Monday 4th October 2004)

Silence is golden; it conserves a lot of energy when you have work to finish...

The drawing is in you... No reason to stop... Creativity... (Advice from Emily Ampaire [Galfi])

No matter how dark the night, the sun (eventually) rises again...

Every sunrise is a new beginning for drawing... (Denis Sembuya)

I won't fail...

A small hut in Heaven is better than a big cell in Hell...

Pray, draw, eat, sleep; repeat...

When someone calls me poor, am not going to borrow money to impress them...

Yes, you can draw...

Bills... (Aatami Korpi)

Can you paint with all the colours of the rainbow?

Ignorance is not bliss, it's darkness...

Vinyl silk emulsion paint is easier to wash off from your hands with water, unlike removing oil paint...

Good friends bring out the best in you...

Gossip is like news mixed with hate...

Music soothes the soul...

Free your imagination from incarceration (2014)...

Your season will come, it has to... (K'Naan)

Boiling water hardens eggshells, but softens spaghetti...

Pressure is not my friend...

When critics throw rotten tomatoes at you, collect them and decompose into manure for your seedprojects...

Start drawing early after waking up fresh...

I'm a survivor... (Ma$e)

Everyday is a new opportunity to create another masterpiece or your best artwork of all-time...

Suffer patiently... (Learnt from Sniper School)

Draw more Art...

Every man wants a wife who knows that GOD provides, not a money-hungry wealthseeker...

Keep dreaming...

Life is hard, but GOD is harder by far...

Love is tough, but if you do not commit suicide after losing it, then you are tougher than love...

Fear only GOD who can destroy your soul in Hell...

Make more friends...

We all exist in different timezones...

The Sun has never stopped shining since the days of Adam and Eve; rise and shine too every day...

Never give up, never give in...

Felt a wall crack in my heart when I found out that Kawino had been poisoned to death (2001), the second wall cracked when Doro told me she had a boyfriend (2003), the third wall got wrecked when Alice told me everything I want to give her she will get from another man (2005) and therefore looked for a remedy though my replacement girlfriend also fired me two years later, but my heart melted to liquid when Arsenal lost 1-3 at home to Man Utd in the 2009 UEFA Champions League semifinals; I forced myself to sleep in order to wake up with a new heart: Messi became my focus...

Damaged hearts go where they can be mended...

Plastic recycling is a very noble venture...

I can't commit suicide just because some classmate told me I have cassava-stem legs; in fact, they are bigger than that. I was created by GOD and HE gives me everything I possess including my skinny size...

No matter how cold the winter, summer will come...

Heartwreck is when you try too hard to break into someone's heart and end up wrecking your own because you failed (2005)...

I make cartoons for adults, but expect toddlers and youth to digest the same art...

Arua Hill can heal; Mulago Hill too...

From Maracha (Arua) to Ibanda (Mbarara), fine art speaks the same immaculate language...

Who wants to be an artist?

Life is just a bittersweet symphony, like honey mixed with lemon...

There is no halfway house between intimacy and loneliness...

Rubbish heaps can be managed by sorting... (Specioza Wandera Kazibwe)

Rejection is Re-direction... (Learnt from Josephine Canonizado Mungcal who called me the Piglet to her Pooh)

The Devil must die, burn or be chained; time's up! Let GOD's Kingdom come...

Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you... (Asher Bania)

Fury management is the best lesson you can teach yourself...

Maranatha...

Muzzle your tongue from speaking idle words...

Topowa gemu [Luganda for: Don't quit the game]... (Mac Elvis)

The writing is on the wall: MENE, MENE, TEKEL, PARSIN... (Daniel 5)

Since there is no water in Hell, then Earth must be Half Heaven...

Like Bezalel (son of Uri) and Oholiab (in Exodus 31), all kinds of skills to make artistic designs and engage in crafts come from the Spirit of GOD...

Everything people say about you is their own opinion, not yours. What do you say about yourself...

Draw, ink, paint and learn...

Do not act stupid when in a crucible or furnace of insults, ridicule, negativity and hate speech; be like Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego...

Why do we live this way? (2Pac)

Criticism is like the hard gravel you collect to pave your murram path; walk on it...

Birds fly, lions roar whereas artists draw...

Money is like rain, wait for it to fall and collect enough for dry spells...

Zero apologies... 

Welcome to Heartwreck Hospital...

Everything you go through in life, that's what you become... (Estelle)

When hungry, ask GOD for food instead of complaining like HE cannot provide what HE created...

Wear, fix your own crown...

Every loss is a lesson; do not waste it...

Education is the key to success; failure is the padlock...

When you fail, pray...

"Idri katro mba ngoni ti, ama o'bi eri 'dani..." - StiCka ("Ama Mu Drile")

Why are you beating me?

I may sin in my mind or heart, but will try not to do it with the body too; cleanse me, GOD...

Filmmakers draw, ink and paint using light...

Give JAH thanks fi di up-rising every dawn...

Learn and earn...

Enya, nyaka, ta, onyakunya, food, emere, Essen, etc...

Sleep renews the body...

Failure is a bypass to success; it's not the highway nor Autobahn but some type of panya...

Timekeeper...
Team Sleep Enough (TSE), then wake up to draw again...

A real man just can't deny a woman's worth... (Alicia Keys, 2001)

Talk less, write and draw more...

When they tell you that you are cursed, encourage yourself that you are blessed by GOD...

Learn from missteps...

'Ba da sende tawuni-a tipasi [Lugbara Translate: Money was poured in town using a tipper]...

Memories give me the strength I need to proceed...

Find a painting rhythm...

Don't complain; just fix the problem...

The three books of Enoch (a prophet who walked faithfully with GOD for many years and was taken to Heaven alive) should have been part of the Bible... 

When life throws you down hard to the floor, bounce back up like a Spalding basketball...

I have a right to remain silent...

Sleep on your right side so that the heart on the left beats freely...

Boredom is a state of your own mind...

Complaining about boredom is uncool; just find entertainment...

Never blame other people for your boredom; it's your own fault...

When tired, sleep instead of yawning endlessly or complaining...

Do not yawn nor heckle when bored; it's a very weak, primitive gesture in the 21st century. Can't your mind drift away like an iPod or VR set instead. Dream, mindshift, pray...

No sneezing, coughing nor heckling to show disapproval...

Pine Needle Tea contains five times more Vitamin C than oranges and can eliminate flu from your lungs in two days...

Black is beautiful...

A warm cloth around the neck prevents flu...

You live in your own mind...

Staying outside instead of indoors is not an achievement...

Some paints have poisonous fumes...

Women, Arsenal, Computers (Marriage, Football, Videophones); add GOD in the discussion...

The wicked borrow and do not pay back; getting a loan is like intentionally putting your leg inside a trap hoping it doesn't catch you for some time...

Depression is a choice; you are the Captain of your mind-boat on the lake of thoughts. Either you float, sail, ski, bungee-jump, dronefish, Zipline, swim to the shore through mindshifting or sink...

Mental illness is over-used; everyone has ups and downs (happy moments and bad days): Fasting is not an eating disorder, staying away from bad company is not withdrawal from society, spending more time in private prayer instead of visiting the gym is not loss of interest in activities that used to interest you, staying awake to work after midnight is not a sleeping disorder, etc. Switch the spotlight to coping or damage limitation through shockabsorbers...

Declare only blessings into your life; no curses...

Help people where you can...

Food vendors are distribution agriculturalists, Carpenters are wood architects while Musicians are sound artists...

Death never stops until you leave Earth for Heaven...

Your boat cannot sink as long as GOD is in it...

Why worry about public opinion yet you have your own opinion? You are what you think...

The Devil is invisible like all the other angels, but a time comes when you meet him face to face...

Paint, paint, paint...

If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again... (Aaliyah)

Fasting is different from starving; GOD provides...

One of the Worst Things I've ever done is praying to the Devil at least thrice; LORD forgive me...

Satanic healing (Witchcraft) redirects the illness to another body part...

Do not ask the Devil for anything; he might take your soul to Hell forever in exchange...

In the name of JESUS, not just medicine, any disease can be healed...

Fast and pray no matter what people say; JESUS did it for 40 days...

Get off the cheaters network...

Mbu twasirana [Luganda for: That we are cursed]...

I'm blessed... (Katalina Mezu)

If GOD led and delivered you from Evil through 20 years, then why worry about the next two decades? At 40, you look forward to the next four decades and so on and so forth...

Love is enough... If you want something, then go for it... (Mayokia taught me that)

Art is all about lines and colours...

We came from clay and that is our final destination...

Judges 19 plus 20 is another classic example of how homosexuality is wicked...

Sketch with your hand and refine with your mind, but ink with your heart...

If Art was a girl, then I'd ask her to marry me. In sickness and health, poverty and wealth, no divorce. Even after death, we will meet again and never part...

Anger Management is the Best Lesson I ever taught myself...

A ream of 500 unruled foolscap papers cost 15,000 UGX in Twenty14...

A box of ballpoint pens, pencils and rubbers plus ream of photocopying papers (21,000 UGX during Twenty22) is a wonderful asset property collection...

Depression is a decision; either you are in or out...

Like Godber Tumushabe (policy researcher), every artist needs a personal think tank...

Believe, begin, become... 

Cheating is not a competition; it's a weakness. Strong spouses remain faithful despite temptation...

We are all sinners in need of the Holy Saviour...

Just start drawing...

Count your own blessings instead of coveting what other people own...

When GOD doesn't give you fulltime employment in other people's companies, maybe HE is freeing you to start-up a business as an Artpreneur and become your own boss...

What kind of father gives his son a stone when he asks for bread? The one who knows that the stone (probably a diamond) is worth 5 loaves (or even a bakery). Give a man a fish and he will eat once; but when you teach him how to work or grind, he will keep eating...

If Camera Art needed a spokesperson, then I would choose between Issa Ssekito and MC Kats...

I have waka...

Hallelu-YAH...

There are two types of motivation: Inspiration and provocation...

CHOGM came in 2007 and reorganised me, but Covid-19 lockdown reset, then renewed my Art in Twenty20...

Sleep under a mosquito net; you cannot trust a mosquito as a friend, it will bite you with Malaria...

Ulcers are not caused by fasting...

Just praise G-O-D... (Akon)

We are like the (Chicago) Bulls in the 90s...

Dropout, Financial papers and Commitment [Education, Money and GOD]...

GOD made planets and galaxies we cannot even see...

A home studio wipes away transport costs...

What kind of god gives his worshipper worms yet s/he prayed for spaghetti? A false god; not real like YAH...

Whether am broke or loaded, GOD is still the greatest...

Art is like moving mountains...

Richard Of Yumbe Gave Stela Beautiful Pearls (ROYGSBP)...

Take off at sunrise like a plane: Sweeeee...

Learn how to work without facilitation...

Problems + Ideas = Solutions (This is the Depression Equation)...

Do not cry over spilled paint...

"The LORD Is Peace!" - Gideon (Judges 6:24)

Rape is evil...

Draw, draw, draw...

Paintings are pain-tings...

You need nerves of graphene to refuse to be depressed... 

Depression is not an achievement...

When in lockdown, look outside through the Windows...

Ugatoons is a Fine Art movement of renewal since November 2020 in Arua...

Every artist needs motivation; it could be love, attention, legacy, vindication, ego, patriotism, application of GOD-given talent, practical experience or financial papers (money)...

My favourite haircut is a clean-shaven Shaolin Temple; I cannot wear wigs, weaves nor artificial hair. In the voice of Jessica Kayanja: NO...

Ask yourself why you do Art! I do it for GOD and financial papers...

Gone are the days when we would wait 15 minutes in an internet cafe for our email accounts to log in, get locked out by the timer before reading any mail, then pay for 5 more minutes to read just one mail, heehee...

If we do not tell our stories, noone else will... (Maisha Filmlab motto)

Circles, triangles and squares...

JESUS probably made wooden frames for portraits too...

Problems + GOD = Peace...

Stick to your plans...

If you have faith the size of a matchstick, then you can burn trash to ash...

After everything has vanished, only GOD remains...

Thin outside, phat inside...

All artworks are already written...

Remain hopeful...

Oh LORD, write our names in the Book of Life...

I want to go to Heaven coz am a child of GOD; the Devil didn't create me...

Bow down before GOD...

When someone hates you, even the good you do is bad in their heart...

Pray, pray, pray...

Draw everyday if you want to grow...

Judging a woman based on her hairstyle is shallow; there is nothing wrong with natural hair and no makeup...

Never stop dreaming...

Retire at 90+ years...

I <3 Computers...

Keep moving forward on your boulevard of shattered dreams...

Each face GOD creates looks unique...

The funniest thing about Art is that you can create something out of nothing...

Too much work and no play makes Jack a very skilled worker...

Insults cannot kill unless you let them; they are simply words not daggers...

Do not beat someone just because s/he does not know the alphabet or square root of 25; s/he can learn them without whips...

At the Y-Corner, either you go left or right...

Love GOD with all your mind (intellect), heart (soul) and body (might/ strength)...

When tired, just rest instead of complaining...

Don't stop until you find a cure for this depression...

Ink, ink, ink...

When you give physically, you receive spiritually; then it manifests physically...

Homosexuality is when men tell GOD that HE doesn't know how to design, yet the natural curves on a woman's body are a wonderful work of Art...

Stop Academic Violence (SAV)...

Map out your art goals on a vision board...

Pure Mathematics, Pure Art; roger that, J. K. Backhouse...

Get through the struggle...

No FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out), try maximizing JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)...

A nigga is never ignorant getting goals achieved...

Grow a thick skin...

Sleep is very refreshing after a busy and exhausting day...

Win, lose or draw pictures...

Get back up...

Givers never lack...

When you lose, improve... Take the ball, pass the ball... (Pep Guardiola, the best ball-passer in the 90s according to me)

Fine Art never ends...

Calculate opportunity costs...

Wake up, pray up, clothe up and sketch up...

Maximise the available fuel (motivation)...

Work until you depart from this Earth; you are entitled to at most 120 years, if GOD wills...

1st Thessalonians 5:17: Pray without Ceasing (PwC)...

GODisgreat...





YESU (Greatest Prophet Of All-Time)

Even the winds and waves obey HIM...
For me, the undisputed Greatest Prophet of All-Time is JESUS the Anointed One because HE died for the sins of all the other prophets. The 1st Son of Mary could even ask GOD to send 12 legions of angels to protect him if HE wanted; angels attended to HIM after the Devil's temptation in Matthew 4. The man turned water into the sweetest wine, then walked on water like it was dry ground, transfigured, fed 5000 men with a boy's lunch, healed a hunchback, calmed a sea storm with three words (Peace, be still!), told a Samaritan woman she had five husbands yet they had never met before, cast out demons, healed a woman who had bled for 12 years, made lame people walk, healed irreversible leprosy (forget deafness and simple fevers), etc; he is the real prophet doctor! Of course JESUS could foretell the future eg his own crucifixion, the Centurion's servant getting healed from a distance, Lazarus resurrecting after four days, Judas Iscariot betraying HIM plus how Peter would deny or disown HIM three times, not once but thrice before the cock crows. That is just wow! Peter loved JESUS so much that he cut off the ear of Malchus (the High Priest's servant) who tried to arrest his master, but to save himself from accusers in the courtyard, he lied that he never knew JESUS. The Greatest of All-Time (GOAT), our scapegoat from Hell, visualised that denial in advance plus many other things, some of which are not even recorded in the Bible (John 21:25). Prophecy is real; I started recording my dreamvisions in 1999 (after my Classmonitor Isaac Ssemakadde asked me to be the SMACK Timekeeper) and realised that some dreams come true like deja vu (Inspired me to write the 2020 book entitled "Dreamsurfing"); others are just symbolic depending on interpretation for instance the Pharaoh's dream of seven skinny cows swallowing seven fat ones and seven thin ears of corn swallowing up seven healthy ears. Only Joseph, son of Jacob knew what it meant; Joseph was a dream specialist like the Magi astrologers from the East (who did not go back to Herod after being warned in a dream) and Daniel who interpreted King Nebuchadnezzar's dreams. Edmond Oduka (aka The Sharpshooter of Kainos Fellowship) taught me that Daniel started by dreaming before seeing visions while awake. Job 33:14-30 is proof that GOD speaks through dreams or visions of the night when deep sleep falls on people as they slumber in their beds. Not everything I see in my dreams comes to pass; others I pray to subside because they are very bad like bombs, death or snake attacks but dreams reveal so many secrets about the past, present and future. Do not ignore your dreams if you want to be happy on this planet! Anyone can prophesy including Anna and the four daughters of Philip the Evangelist (Acts 21:8, 9). According to 1st Corinthians 12:18-31, GOD has appointed Apostles, Prophets, Teachers, Miracleworkers, Healers, Helps, Administrators, Speakers of tongues plus Interpreters. In 1st Corinthians 14:5-19, Paul wishes that all could prophesy even more than speaking in tongues for the edification of the Church...
JESUS said in Matthew 11:11 and Luke 7:24-28 that John the Baptist is the Greatest Man who ever lived. He baptised with water but JC baptises with the fire of the Holy Spirit. John also confessed in Luke 3:16 and John 1:27 that he is not worthy to untie the sandal strap of HE coming after him, preferred before him, the Lamb of GOD who takes away the sin of the world, the Son of GOD. John's disciples followed JESUS whom they addressed as Rabbi. Whatever we ask in the name of JESUS, HE will do it, that the FATHER may be glorified in the Son (John 14:13)...
Adam was the first prophet, he gave names to all of GOD's creation...
Noah foresaw a great flood and saved so many animals, birds plus his own family which included three daughters-in-law. In the Mel Gibson film about Noah, the first son's wife gave birth to two daughters who became wives for Noah's other two sons; I doubt whether the Bible says they were babies...
Abraham also had his own drama for 175 years, he was not even Jewish but a Chaldean from Ur. He had no child until a very old age and the mother of his first was not his beautiful wife Sarah (later renamed Sarah) but a slave (or maid) from Egypt named Hagar. However, the Sovereign LORD promised Abram that he would be the Father of uncountable offspring (Genesis 15)...
Moses is my favourite Old Testament prophet because he was born in Africa, wrote the first five books of the Hebrew Bible plus brought us the two stone tablets of 10 Commandments (summary of the entire Law of Heaven in GOD's handwriting). He also led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt through the Red Sea. Who else can part water like that Israelite-African? The Prince of Egypt prophesied JESUS in Deuteronomy 18:15-22 and his prophecy is mentioned again in Acts 3:22-23...
Enoch at 365 years old and Elijah went to heaven alive; I wish we could all do that too. Maybe the imminent Rapture is our chance; watch and pray! The stunningly beautiful Crystal Lewis sang, "People get ready, JESUS is coming; soon we'll be going home"...
David wrote the Psalms [Zaburi] while his son Solomon gave us Proverbs, Song of Songs, etc...
Isaiah was quoted by JESUS in the synagogue...
Ezekiel and Daniel saw unspeakable secrets, from the angels with flying wheels to the Prince of Persia and Greece. Jeremiah was chosen by GOD to be a prophet even before he was born...
There are many amazing prophets in the Bible, I wonder why some are called minor. Jonah had a great story, Moby Dick nor Meg cannot top this: Salvation comes from the Lord...
Muhammad was great because he recited the Koran, what a photographic memory he possessed! Muslims believe he was the Last Prophet. Whether led by jinn spirits or Archangel Gabriel, the Holy Book of the Islam he recited contains great gems of faith and even ranks JESUS as lifted up to GOD. You cannot claim to be a Muslim and denounce JESUS. I have read the entire Koran more than once and believe it mentions the Lord's death (not just appearing to die) in over two verses; I try not to revise hadiths and other writings that create denominations. Koranic Islam as a united religion of peace is admirable: Without stress, their women avoid dressing like Jezebel, the Whore of Babylon, 304s, sluts and prostitutes or maybe Lot's wife too easily. Why expose your bodily assets for every man to see and lust after? We all have private parts; cover yours! 10 percent zakat (charity) is a pillar of faith like Malachi's tithe and every believer bows down daily during five times of Swalat as it happens in Heaven. Only GOD sits on a throne, the rest of us bow down and not even before a statue made from wood nor cement like Catholics genuflect after removing the 2nd commandment from their Bible. Hindus and Buddhists also bow before statues which neither see, hear, talk nor walk. Pray to the living GOD only...
Edgar Cayce diagnosed diseases and provided remedies simply by going into some type of trance. He even prophesied his own death plus saw the mysterious island of Atlantis. The American was called the "Sleeping Prophet" and he saw many extra things about JESUS that are not included in the Bible but can be confirmed in the Akashic Records, forbidden texts plus other writings. What exactly was JESUS doing between 12 and 30 years of age? Edgar revealed that the Best Knowledge on Earth is knowing that JESUS was crucified for us...
In the 90s while still in Jinja, I heard about 16th century French astrologer Nostradamus and his Centuries prophecy that the great USA would be attacked on the East coast. When 9/11 happened in 2001, I got to hear more about that prophecy. Out of nowhere, Baba (Grandmother) Vanga also came into the picture; she was referred to as the Nostradamus of the Balkans. She prophesied way deep into the future; I haven't seen anyone else do what she did moreover while blind. Using crystals to see the future is considered unbiblical but Church Saint Petka was built in memory of the Bulgarian mystic and herbalist...
Zoe Fellowship remnants eg Simon Ssenyonga equate Elvis Mbonye to the Messiah but he has some fails and is only human. In fact, his critics accuse him of predicting obvious trends like Oscars and political developments. However, the mystic still has his superaccurate hits in picking people's personal revelations from the spirit realm and also claims that "there is not any prophet, psychic or whatever you might call them who has stood day in and day out" to do what he does. Whether witchcraft, necromancy or not, only GOD can judge someone who claims to be a prophet. What if GOD actually sent Mr. Future like he claims HE did and also visits Heaven anytime he wants? Faiza Salima (Urban TV's eNews presenter) once retorted, "Prophet Mbonye always has some interesting prophecies but for some reason he feels the need to justify. Like dude, if you got something wrong, it's okay, hee hee, you're human as well..." Mbonye is definitely one of Uganda's Hugest Prophets of All-Time. "No Rich Dad, Poor Dad; you only have one Rich DAD!" Why suffer on Earth yet JESUS paid the price at Calvary? Mbonye's first book taught me "Dream Induction". Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of Prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10)... 
Pastor/ Prophet Samuel Kakande (Synagogue Church of All Nations Uganda) who probably had connections with Temitope Babatunde (T. B.) Joshua (Nigeria, who departed in 2021) prophesied a lot of secrets in people's lives. He always told attendees of his Mulago (Kampala) church who listed their problems on manila charts to repent and ask JESUS to forgive them. He is accused (by former colleague Pastor Solomon Male) of using witchcraft to perform miracles and has his own TV station like TBJ's Emmanuel TV. Who buys a kilo of rice at 50,000 UgX? Eh! Reminds me of the harvest auctions that would take place at the end of some Church of Uganda (CoU) Sunday services: clergy selling off people's agricultural tithes for cashmoney almost like turning the house of GOD into a den of thieves. Only GOD can judge the sellers though..
William M. Branham had healing power...
Pastor Robert Kayanja of Miracle Centre Rubaga became famous because of his healing ministry and American accent. I was always skeptical about him since my childhood in Jinja; the first time I attended a Friday overnight at his church, I started growing apart with the campus crush I wanted to marry and ended up praying to the Devil who I later met on Buganda Road after campus (LORD, forgive me)... Nevertheless in 2006, Kayanja predicted that one of the five Ugandan presidential candidates would die plus mentioned their exact percentage results: Miria Obote only dropped out but did not die and her percentage was added to the eventual winner Museveni. That was quite powerful...
Pastor Benny Hinn reminds you that: This is your day...
Padre Pio was a stigmatic Catholic saint though some said he faked his wounds using acid...
Emanuel Swedenborg wrote extensively about his visions of Heaven and Hell...
Sadhu Sundar Singh from India wanted to commit suicide unless GOD showed himself to him. As a Sikh, he burnt the Bible page by page while his friends watched after his mother died. He travelled the world spreading the message of JESUS though his Sikh family disowned him...
Ellen G. White was one of the founders of the Seventh Day Adventist Church. Judaisers or Jews honour Saturday as the Sabbath and the Bible clearly states that fact but I wonder what kind of deception we are in to call Sunday the Sabbath. Did GOD change the Sabbath? Meeting to pray and collect tithes on Sunday mornings is fine (1st day of the week like Acts 20:7), but Sabbath Day is Sato, Saraday now...
Drucilla Mildred is a new breed of Ugandan prophetesses; she was certified by Mbonye...
Jennifer Eivaz, who calls herself "The Praying Prophet" transfigured...
Alph Lukau is arguably the Richest Prophet in Africa (Forbes 2022). Based in Sandton, South Africa, he was accused of faking the resurrection of a man in a coffin...
Kim Clement (the Singing Prophet) moved from South Africa to the USA; he reminds me of The Highlander, a film about an immortal Scottish swordsman...
The spirit searches all things, even the deep things of GOD... No one knows the thoughts of GOD except the Spirit of GOD (1st Corinthians 2:10-16). A prophet is a human mouthpiece or messenger sent by GOD with HIS Word, but whoever waves a Bible and makes a correct prediction using available data to project how a scheduled event will turn out might call himself/ herself a prophet to fleece believers. It's really funny how so called prophets only reply your messages when you talk about money; some even call back if you talk about banking a cheque, hahaha! Only GOD can judge them. Meanwhile, some use witchcraft to perform satanic miracles in order to gain more followers; Makhado Sinthumule Ramabulana (Church Mafia) warned us about them. Others are mediums like the witch of Endor in 1st Samuel 28 or fortunetellers like the slave-girl with a spirit of divination that Paul exorcised in Acts 16:16-18... Marilyn Manson (band musician originally known as Brian Warner) grew up as an Episcopalian Catholic and the drama teacher even chose him to portray JESUS in a school play during 4th Grade, but then started resenting Christian school plus JESUS because of everything he went through and the hypocrites he met throughout his life. In one of his jams (The Fight Song), the "Prophet of Lucifer (my own assessment though he says he is not a Spokesperson for Satanism)" proclaims: I'm not a slave to a GOD who doesn't exist! To him, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell is "to go through all the way, to the very bottom". Just because we cannot see GOD doesn't mean HE is a myth; if the Devil (as a serpent) tempts, therefore GOD exists (through the Holy Spirit) to restrain. Manson wrote, "The Devil doesn't exist... Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your good and evil. Christianity's war against the Devil has always been a fight against man's most natural instincts - for sex, violence, self-gratification and a denial of man's membership in the animal kingdom... I believe the Bible; I just have my own interpretation... GOD, however irrelevant HE may be to me, works in mysterious ways... Dreams are the closest equivalent present-day mankind has to Time Travel. I believe you can visit your past, present and future in dreams... I dreamt I was the Antichrist, and I believe it..." His dreams inspired some of his Art and he was made a Reverend in the Church of Satan by Anton Szandor LaVey, but I pray MM becomes a Bornagain Christian one day, by GOD's Grace...
Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet's reward (Matthew 10:41). JESUS warned that in the last days, there will be many false prophets. Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? (Acts 1:13-17) Were you baptised in the name of Mbonye, Kakande, Oyakhilome, Bushiri, Owuor or Lukau? Worship GOD; trust JESUS!

William Ssozi Quotes
I'm not here to say what you want to hear; am here to say what the LORD wants you to hear...
When I was coming from the Hill of Prayer, the LORD ministered to me: Tell them, I will never leave nor forsake them...
Wisdom is understanding GOD... It's reading about how Noah built the Ark out of nothing and understanding that GOD can also build a mighty Ark for you... Actualising the theories...
The Scriptures are powerful...
Not everybody is going to understand you... Be mysterious... Routine has the Devil's hand in it...
So many people have been affected by water spirits for years... GOD took me in a vision to Lagos, Nigeria... There is a hierarchy in the spirits of water, from top to bottom... The leader (in form of a woman named Yemoja) has its helpers... GOD took me where she resides and I saw a lot of things: She has the ability to manipulate the brain. Seduction (lustful ways) is how she operates... She uses spiritual husbands and wives... Calls herself the Queen of the fish... Knows about us...
Water spirits are so possessive... What they want is for you to worship them... As long as somebody kneels near a waterbody and says Yemoja's name six times, she will listen and work straight away... The spirits of water have priests and prophets... This demon told me she has many people (called agents) who work for her... These people target the most vulnerable... There are faces I saw that are well known around the world and here in our society... So many people have missions you may not know... I will probably expose some people at a time that is to come...
My identity in the spiritual realm is through my right hand (of light); I do not have to explain to you that am a prophet...
I'm of GOD...
If water can refresh you and bring life, that means anything that refreshes you and brings life can be water. The Word of GOD can be water to your soul...
Your dreams are controlled by what you feed your spirit with...
Water is a spirit... In Genesis, the Spirit of GOD was hovering over the waters, not in...
I drove to a beach in Entebbe at around 9PM and the LORD told me to put my ear by the water. You know what I heard? I heard so many voices, hearing what the water has to say. Then the LORD took me from that (heavily demonic) point to another part that was silent; quiet... Sometimes, people pick up water spirits innocently through even distilled water... The LORD's protection is key...
The Blessing of GOD brings no sorrow...
Receive Blessings in the name of JESUS...
Somebody say: I'm rich in Christ! JESUS is doing it for me...
Soon and very soon, we are going to see the King, hallelujah... No more suffering...
Accessing Hidden Treasures: If my life is a miracle and GOD is using me, why shouldn't your life be a miracle in the name of JESUS? Somebody say: Poverty... Disease... Lack of money is not my portion... The LORD reveals prophecy for just one reason: To redeem... (save)... GOD is trying to show HIS power... Surely the LORD does nothing without revealing secrets to HIS servants... Not knowing what to do itself is self-destruction... There are people who live their entire lives from beginning to end, utilising just a quarter of their full potential. They forget that the blueprint is with The Creator, not with any creature...  Unfortunately your path was supposed to be left, one way or another, you went 100 miles right and then you realise you have to come back first 100 miles to the junction, then finally you get to where you are supposed to go... There is a specific plan that GOD has for your life... The reason we come together every week to fellowship is for you to get aligned to that plan... The Bible says: Seek first MY Kingdom... Every time we come here, there's something new we discover about ourselves... There is a mystery about the Will of GOD in our lives. For you to understand it, you've got to seek it. Let me tell you one thing: GOD hides precious things (of high value)... like minerals deep down under the Earth... The difference between somebody who gets a breakthrough and the one who doesn't is persistence... Spiritually, it is translated into Faith (Clinging on)... For sure, it has to happen... A sign leads to a miracle and the miracle progresses to a wonder because you cannot wonder from something you have not seen...
NTV Uganda GXP: There is accuracy and there is truth; the Truth lies in Christ... Anyone can prophesy... I began prophesying to children at school (P6); I would see things and prophesy: You are going to get good marks, you're gonna fail if we don't pray. Slowly by slowly, I received numerous visions and convictions until eventually one day it mounted up to a full revelation where I was driving here on the Expressway in Kampala; it wasn't a dream, it was real. I was going and then the car got lifted up in midair and then I found myself in a place full of light and abundance. I was then told that: This is Heaven! My father (who was a pastor) in an angelic form... took me to JESUS... I was told to kneel down just before Christ and my head was opened... HE told me: I've given you the brain of a prophet. HE sealed it back. Within an instant, I was dropped back onto Earth... It was around 3 in the afternoon; by the time I came back, it was like 7 (I'd gone away for 4 hours)... Before I knew I was a prophet, everything I said would come to pass...
To give, send Mobile Money to 0788-840040 (William Ssozi) or 0708-039523 (Martin Luwemba)...
 
TEAM NATURAL HAIR AND COVER CULTURE (Transcribed from a Video)
"Now, quickly we'll be showing picture very fast, for you to know: If you're in that kind of church, that kind of denomination, GOD did not send you there for mission work or whatever, you are just there as a member, but you ah sey: Eh, it's my former church; and this kind of practice is happening, this kind of dressing is happening, I want to tell you that: When GOD came down on Sodom and Gomorrah, there were some people there who were not homosexual, but when GOD came there, all of them were destroyed. You, you are in that demonic church, practical nakedness and you're saying you're a member; you're in a church where they are not preaching the true Word of GOD, you're just there. You say: I'm a missionary, how many years now? You have not brought any person out of that church, am telling you, if destruction come, you are part of them. Flee! Flee from them! You will see some of this naked dressing. Some pastors, you are here and maybe you're an invitee, your church, your members are dressing like this, I want to tell you: The Holy Spirit is not there because it is a naked church. Quickly, be showing the picture because there is no time... All this dressing is not pleasing GOD. We are saying: People, our own is too much, yes. The one doing extra oil, you can see a choir, you can see how they are singing song(s) in the church... You see how they dress to church, you don't correct them, you leave them; these are the youths in the church, same way they used to go to nightclub, this is the same way they are going to church. You see how they dress: Open back, short skirt, and they go to church like this... Now this is the fashion wedding dress: All the breast is out, and some of you, your children dress like this, and pastor you pray for them, with their breast out. Women, don't wear trousers! You can see all the figure of this woman. Split skirt, it's against GOD's Word because it is a demonic dressing. It is a dressing that will make somebody to lust after you. Don't put a slit on your skirt! Open back, women wearing trousers, all these things is satanic... demonic. It's not of GOD. This attachment on the hair, GOD do not want it. Anybody that's putting attachment like this on your hair. You can see.. earring allover, weave-on, false nails, eyelash, all these things, tattoo... You can see how a parent is wickeding this girl, two children put plenty hair on their head; these are all demonities. Someone barbing, drawing on her head... We just want to tell you that: The world is out of style. See how a girl in her right senses is dressing (in torn trousers); see this kind of boy (with trousers pulled down and boxers showing). This is how they dress to go to church... A man ha(s) turned himself into a woman: he said he wants to become a woman. See... Those that are bleaching, you are not any different from roasted plantain [Uproar from congregation]. See the nails, the new fashion! They don't cut it; now you look like lion and this is how GOD sees you, like the Devil... Is this fashion? And pastors, you call yourself pastor and this is how your church member they dress, and you want to tell GOD that I was working for you! How many will follow you to Heaven? See, all kind of hair now: Purple, red, green, blue. A Black woman with colour red hair. See the face, painting the face like Jezebel (2nd Kings 9:30), mix up colours, all kind of colour. You see the demon standing behind the property. Women, don't wear all these leggings that will expose yourself! All these high heels. You see a girl wearing skirt very fine... Trousers is not for women; you can see how all her private part is showing; GOD hates this thing. Maybe she's going to church, nobody is correcting her because she's going to church to look for a husband now. See trousers, when you pass, a man lust after you. See, short skirt, some of you wear short skirt, tight-fitting dressing, you pull a man, the man will not get control. Breast is out, you're greeting. Even some holiness member now, you're greeting and your breast is out, what are you doing this kind of dressing for, why are they seeing your breast? You're playing with GOD. This one is reading Bible and smoking cigarette. Dat's why the wrath of GOD is coming on these wicked people. Now the men also say, since we don't want to leave their trouser, they are wearing skirt... This is the new fashion for 2018; this is how they'll start dressing now... Madness allover the world, a man saying he don't want to be a man, he wants to be a woman. See how they've changed his figure... Even African people, they are becoming homosexual... These are satanic practices... Some of these are church members... This fine, handsome man that GOD created, he said he wants to look like (a) dog. Now they are doing the operation. Soon, you will see how his face is now. They are fixing dogface on him... [Church uproar]. JESUS is coming... GOD is angry, you're bleaching. There is no difference with a madman. See this one going to church holding Bible, the trousers is down. Abortion (Killing innocent children)... Smoking is sin. Praying to an image, even that Mary is hearing him... Mary do(es)n't know what is happening... See all the practice in Catholic, worshipping skull, their saints... or whatever; all these satanic practices. They don't believe smoking is a sin, so they smoke every kind of thing. Kissing the Pope's ring; what is in that ring that people bow down and kiss? Quickly go to our GODly dressing now, our sisters that have changed! You, you have changed. You know how you used to live, but now, you see the goodness of what GOD has done in your life by coming into contact with this movement that has opened your eyes, turning you from darkness to light. This is the good thing that JESUS is doing through this ministry (Holiness Revival Movement Worldwide). People are changing... This one is staying in America, you see how she was looking before, but she has changed now... We were surprised to see Indian people too, looking like us: No earring, their long hair, they cover their head. You can see daddy is praying for this Indian woman and her son; they are trying. I was surprised when she said she heard daddy preaching and she changed. We are putting this together for you to know that you are not the only one. There are people that are richer, you can see this one, before and now they have changed... Some of them are abroad... This sister is from Ghana, she was in Korea dancing naked; she's in the hall here, maybe she'll testify. She was a wild dancer, naked dressing, but she has changed. See this one, she was a pastor's wife, see how she was dressing before... Turning them from darkness to light, that's why the Devil hates us, so don't listen to those that are persecuting us; we are doing a great work for JESUS..." - LINDAH NGAUJAH (Sierra Leone) who saw her biological parents, grandmother and Whitney Houston in Hell


(CC) 2022 YESU Magazine (Worship GOD; trust JESUS!)



Monday

YESU Magazine (Ongo)

"By the grace of GOD, I will serve the LORD... When I invoke the name of JESUS, every demon has to flee..." - CARMAN (This song made me accept JESUS into my heart; knew about HIM as a Man crucified by Romans but only until Ascension after Resurrection and had to learn more about Apostle Paul's Gospel plus rearrange my mind)

"HE gives beauty for ashes, strength for fear, gladness for mourning, peace for despair..." - CRYSTAL LEWIS

"Holy, holy... There is none like YOU... Hallowed be YOUR name..." - RON KENOLY

"Lift me up, when am falling... I need YOU to hold me, and keep me from drowning again..." - JARS OF CLAY

"GOD painted better than Michaelangelo... Pablo Picasso... everyone..." - THREE CROSSES

"GOD of wonders beyond our Galaxy, YOU are holy, holy... Hallelujah to the LORD of Heaven and Earth..." - THIRD DAY

"It is YOU, we adore... Praises are for only YOU..." - NEWSBOYS

"I can still see the LIGHT at the end of the tunnel shine, through the dark times..." - P.O.D. (Payable On Death)

"Worthy is YOUR Name, JESUS! YOU deserve the praise... Be exalted now in the heavens, as YOUR glory fills this place... YOU're the Name above all names..." - ELEVATION WORSHIP

"Now forgiven, we're at peace with GOD... Glorious, YOU're able to save us, oh, oh oh oh... None compares to YOU..." - THE COLLECTIVE UG

"JESUS love is, all over me..." - BENJAMIN GATE

"(I)tis so sweet to trust in JESUS..." - LOUISE M. R. STEAD/ JIMMY SWAGGART/ DON MOEN/ ALAN JACKSON/ CADET SISTERS, etc

"Panadolu mivuri a'di-i ya? (YESU-i ya) [Lugbara Translate: Who is your Panadol? (It's JESUS)]..." - GOSPEL ARMOUR

"YESU ni mi omve [JESUS is calling you]..." - J. LIVES

"Save my soul, Lord! Mponye ebizibu by'ensi [Translated from Luganda: So that I survive the difficulties of life].../ LORD, pliz don't stop... Str8 2 de Church... I've neva seen anotha GOD lyk YOU. Coz ooooh! YO love iz so true! And no matter wat pain mi going thru, I can count on U... I'm blessed, heh..." - KATALINA MEZU

"Ayina ekitibwa, oyo YESU, mu ensi eno... Oyo asonyiwa abononyi [HE has honour, HIM JESUS, in this world... HE forgives sinners].../ Oyo YESU yanyamba... Nansumulula [That JESUS helped me... HE unlocked me]..." - FIONA MUKASA

"Ebindemye, YESU agolola [Translated from Luganda: Things I cannot do, JESUS irons out]... JESUS, Breath of Life..." - ZABULI ("Mwana Wamulodi")

"Number One.../ YESU, beera nange; YESU, tondekangawo [JESUS, stay with me; JESUS, don't leave me]..." - JUDITH BABIRYE

"Gwe KATONDA, manyi ne obuyinza... magezi ne obulamu [YOU are GOD, power and authority... wisdom and life]..." - PALLASO

"Abenzi, mujje mu Churchi... Nebolaba bajja mu Churchi, baali nga gwe, YESU yabanaza [Adulterors, come to Church... Even those you see coming to Church, they were like you, JESUS washed them]... YOU took my sins away; YOU washed me with YOUR blood..." - PASTOR WILSON BUGEMBE

"YOU are Jireh, YOU are enough... And I will be content in every circumstance... Thank YOU, JESUS..." - JUSTIN BIEBER & CHANDLER MOORE (at Churchome)

"JESUS is for everybody..." - DA TRUTH

"When HE says that HE loves me, I feel it... I'm positive..." - ERICA CAMPBELL

"Voices in my head be telling me to come to Church; saying the LORD is the only Way to stop the hurt..." - R. KELLY ("I Wish")

"What can wash away my sins? Nothing but the blood of JESUS..." - DEITRICK HADDON

"I don't really care if they label me a JESUSfreak; there is no disguising the truth..." - DC TALK

"There is no mountain YOU cannot move... YOU are mighty-o, GOD of the Universe.../ JESUS, is at the door..." - NATHANIEL BASSEY

"There is something about YOU, JESUS, that we find in no other place... We proclaim YOU are LORD of lords..." - IRENE NTALE
 
"There is power in the name of JESUS, to break every chain..." - JESUS CULTURE 

"Dream after dream, YOU are, speaking to me... Here at YOUR feet, I can, see the Unseen... I run to the throneroom. And I fall on my face with angels and saints and all I can say is: Holy, holy, holy are YOU, GOD.../ JESUS, I love YOU..." - KIM WALKER-SMITH

"Even when the fight is lost, I'll praise YOU. Even when it hurts like Hell, I'll praise YOU. Even when it makes no sense to sing, louder then I'll sing YOUR praise... And I will sing until the miracle comes, yeah, eh eh, eh eh..." - TAYA SMITH

"Oneway, JESUS; YOU're the only one that I should live for. YOU are the Way, the Truth and the Life..." - HILLSONG CHURCH
 
"JESUS is the answer for the world today, above HIM there's no other; JESUS is the Way..." - ANDRAE CROUCH

"There is nothing YOU cannot do; JEHOVAH overdo. So now come everybody, thank JESUS for me..." - CHIDINMA EKILE

"GOD showed me the Way, now the Devil can't break me down.../ JESUS is KING... Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess..." - KANYE WEST

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A Ray of Sunshine: Dance and sing with all your heart and might to honour the LORD. Play harps, lyres, drums, rattles and cymbals; Worship GOD!

[EDITOR: There are basically two types of songs: Prosperity music v WORSHIP. Television channels with so much more spiritual music include Lighthouse TV, TBN, JESUS Christ TV, Top TV, Channel 44, Iqra, Islam Channel, Joy TV, Salt TV, Faith, Trace Gospel, etc]


Saturday

Suicide Notes UG

JESUS was betrayed for 30 silver coins by a disciple who later hanged himself... 
You cannot get everything you want, but Double Happy-iness is wanting everything you get (which is Contentment). At the Y-Corner (Junction), either you go left or go right! Every pain has its healing remedy, no problem lasts forever and ever. This post is dedicated to everyone going through very tough and anxious times (including those who never asked me for help to deal with their mental health problems). It's about cultivating mental numbness in this cold, harsh and cruel world; some things won't go your way but wait for those that do, even if just 55 or 67 percent. Suicide is self-murder; Jonah was suicidal. Meanwhile, the great Prophet Elijah also wanted to die, but went to Heaven alive. The Earth is big enough for all of us to share to our fill. This Earth is 33 percent bitter; live with it not suffer. Life is hard, but GOD is harder. Everybody has problems; sidestepping them mentally is your own personal choice.


According to World Health Organisation (WHO), 10 out of 100 Ugandans commits suicide every year. That is quite high though I do not trust some surveys. For every death, there are more than 20 failed attempts. Globally, suicide is the 2nd Leading Cause of death among young people after Diseases; data translates into 1 death every 40 seconds. There have been very many suicides reported in the media since I was born but the one that hit me hardest was Chester Bennington (Linkin Park lead singer) in 2017; he was like a posterman for the fight against pain during my A-Level (2001-2) and Campus (2003-6). Another was a 30 year old hardcore Lionel Messi fan in Kerala, India who couldn't carry on with life after watching the GOAT lose 3-0 to eventual runner-up Croatia in Game 2 during the FIFA World Cup Russia 2018 that followed a shocking 1-1 draw with Iceland and put Argentina on the brink of a very early exit. His suicide note read, "I have nothing left to see, am going deep into deaths." Dinu Alex could have stayed to witness the splendour in the 3rd game against Nigeria (Yes it is!) plus Copa America and the record-extending 7th Ballon d'Or in 2021; Messi's 4-0 exit during the 2019 UEFA Champions League 2nd leg semifinals against later winners Liverpool after a 3-0 Camp Nou victory almost broke my heart but I accepted the demise that brought him tears; at least he got the Goal of the Season Award plus 6th BDO then. Messi always performs wonders after a World Cup year ever since I started following him feverishly in 2009. On the calendar, 10th September is World Suicide Prevention Day (WSPD) though the entire fortnight is significant for coping while 10th October is World Mental Health Day.

Tears wash away the pain in the heart; meanwhile cheers plus rain wash away the tears but the sun dries them. Suicide is a ticket to the Suicide Valley in Hell where the punishment is eternal suicide; you keep killing yourself. Even though I don't know where GOD sent them in the afterlife, Samson (The Strongest Man of All-Time), King Saul (Chosen by GOD) and Judas Iscariot (Disciple of JESUS who was HIS accountant) committed some form of suicide in the Hebrew Bible, but it is not a virtue. Saul's armour-bearer fell upon his own sword after seeing his master had killed himself in 1st Samuel 31:4-5, Ahithophel hanged himself in 2nd Samuel 17:23 because his counsel was not followed while Zimri burnt the king's house over himself and died after the city was taken in 1st Kings 16:18. Job went through pain and suffering but did not follow his wife's advice of cursing GOD in order to die. His problems were caused by the Devil who wanted to test Job's faith but failed. Your problems are your wooden cross, carry it until Resurrection!

DANGER TALK (Armageddon of the Brain, National Suicide Monitoring, Depression & Emergency Uganda): The first suicide note in human history was written in Egypt around 2040 BC (Before Christ). I wonder when the first suicide note in Uganda was written, but decided to track why some of my countrymates want to die; others killed themselves. Maybe we can help each other stay alive in this earthly prison trap. Suicide is a song whispered by the Angel of Death; either you sing along or worship GOD instead, LORD have mercy!

The very first accomplished suicide I can remember quite well in my life (Had seen attempted suicide in the late 80s on Wilson Road, Jinja) was an Itesot smoker and drunkard on Spire Road (also in Jinja during the early 90s) named Ochorodo; he locks up his room and poisons himself. A back window has to be broken to reach his corpse at dusk. He would send me to buy for him cigarettes but I would refuse because I wanted him to stop smoking; my first Kampala friend's father in Bukoto smoked daily and died of lung cancer. His uncle also smoked and would throw blunts in the compound which we picked to resmoke. I found cigarettes quite sour...

A lovey-dovey rastaman drowns himself at the Source of the Nile where (like Aquaman) he used to rescue people who had fallen in the water after his girlfriend elopes with a Whiteman. I used to watch them walking together on Jinja streets; they looked very complementary like Bob Marley and Lauryn Hill (Turn your lights down low)! The dreadlocked guy usually held a guitar and the chick wore sexy designer fashions. I wished them happiness together but things fell apart. Some rumours said he went back to where he came from in the water. This story is similar to the song "Nyambura" by Radio & Weasel...

A Kyebando Kisalosalo neighbour's wife drowns herself in a Green Valley Kamwokya river; corpse discovered early morning...

A Kyebando guest house proprietor kills himself...

Politician's son shoots himself with his father's pistol...

Boy jumps from the top of Mabirizi Plaza to the Umeme Railings on Kampala Road. He wrote that his decision was because his family did not pay attention to him...

Kisalosalo girl kills herself after breaking up with her boyfriend, the news appeared in The New Vision on 1st April with her photo. Who cracks Fool's Day jokes about suicide? It must have happened...

2006: Asha Chekwel hangs herself in a Mariny Parish (Kasere Subcounty, Kapchorwa) church after her in-laws block her from meeting her love Alex Chemwonges...

2012: Liz Waluga, a 2nd Year student of Social Work and Social Administration at Uganda Christian University - Mbale Campus pours paraffin on herself and burns to death after a disagreement with her boyfriend Musa from Islamic University In Uganda (IUIU) who wanted a relationship break in order to concentrate on studies...

2014: One of my Nicest Friends and Hostelmates at Macos named Philip hangs himself in his muzigo rental because of accumulated debts. The story is broadcast on Bukedde TV's Agataliiko Nfuufu news bulletin...

Annet Ashaba, 26, from Ssembabule District, jumps from the 14th floor at Workers House (October 2014) after finding out that a relative had fleeced her of money she sent from Dubai where she had been doing kyeyo...

George William Obina, the 58 year old Chairperson of Koch Goma Subcounty Land Committee hangs himself. The preceding year, elders performed a ceremony to exorcise evil spirits after six people (including four women) committed suicide in one week. In a suicide note found on his body, Obina complains of an unhappy marriage...

Deus Kabisire, 25, jumps off the last floor of Mabirizi Complex. He leaves behind a note showing that he was in love with a woman who was not interested in him even after spending money on her (December 2014)...

2015: Bodaman from Mbarara but working in Kasese hangs himself on an avocado tree after betting 500,000 UgX (171 US Dollars) that Arsenal would beat Monaco at the Emirates Stadium following a 1-0 win in France; I watched that entire UEFA Champions League knockout game and knew Deus Ruhinda's pain. I've never really felt suicidal after Arsenal losses even though in 2009 I felt my heart melt to liquid during a different 1-3 UCL home loss but that was the reason I became a Lionel Messi diehard and what a glorious ride it became; simply Messi-merising! Football taught me that even if you train very well, prepare extremely good tactics or have a lot of talent, you can still lose by even just one goal in the last minute. I have followed football since the late 80s and the only match that brought tears to my eyes was when Leeds United beat Arsenal 1-0 at Elland Road in Y2K with a goal from Olivier Dacourt because it brought back memories of the failed title defence the preceding season at the same venue. I was 14 years old when tears formed; every Arsenal victory over the Whites after that match has always been sweet...

2016: Moses Wamala dives into speeding train in Mukono after his fiancée tells him to wait for sex after marriage. His neighbour Amos Kabonge and church fellowship pastor point at the same reason. Wamala at first alleged that his lover was seeing another man, but she denied it. No one suspected that Wamala would end his life...

My beloved cousin hangs himself in Mvara (Arua); he wanted to go for further studies and was not satisfied with his income flow. A Mukiga friend of mine attending a wedding in Arua as the Best Man on the burial day joked that I would commit suicide next simply because he heard that I used to flirt with one of his tribemates whose family he knew about. I could not join him for his friend's happy day, neither did I celebrate when Uganda qualified for AFCON 2017 after 39 years of failure because I was mourning my cousin. There was a wooden video shack near his bereaved father's home and when Farouk Miya scored the all important goal, I heard the jubilation but didn't celebrate. Depression is a choice; that is why I avoid suicidal thoughts through Mindshifting (Full control of my own Omi [Mind]). Some of the Suicide Notes people write as reasons for ending their lives can be sorted out with Time and utilising your 3rd Eye just above and between your two outside eyes (where your mind, body and soul meet to jump waking reality plus find unlimited but hidden inner wisdom). All of us go through Pain (Abuse, Curses, Difficulties, Disappointments, Failure, Frustration, Grief, Insults, Intimidation, Losses, Love-gone bad, Misfortune, Mistakes, Poverty, Rejection, Shame, Sickness, Stress, Struggles, etc); some people just absorb the shocks, cope and move on faster. Others cling to their pain instead of renewing their minds. After discovering in 2001 that the first girl I ever loved like myself had been dead for some time, I searched for another who used to care about me until the lady told me I will be perfect without her (as my wife). She used to be so kind to me that it felt like she had three hearts. That was the 2nd wallcrack in my heart; her J. Lo-licious half-sister consoled me but she also had other dudes on her case. So I chased after a new babe for 16 months on campus until growing apart brought me some type of heartwreck (I probably died in 2005 like The Wolverine from a heart-weakening problem) which I mended by befriending the supercalm Mukiga in question plus re-adoring a preteen I fancied since A-Level holidays. It's all about mental jumps. I cannot kill myself just because one skirt rejected me; there are billions and billions of others on the entire Debit Earth. Women lie, men lie; but keep smiling! Narcotic drugs (like the Devil's purple pellets) nor marijuana smoking (maybe marijuana tea) nor alcoholism are not even solutions, dust yourself up and try again! If you have a problem, then just look up (oneway) to Heaven. Betty Mpologoma advises: Londa e namba yo [Pick your number]...

2018: A South Sudanese-Kakwa namesake (Edward John Lukudu) doing IT at Bugema University (Arua) hangs himself on Tuesday 17th April at 4pm with an electric cable thrown up the timber of his hostelroom's roof after his laptop and bag are stolen. It could have been me the following Wednesday morning when I discovered this suicide after a dreamvision; two days later my Favourite Football Manager Arsene Wenger announced his decision to leave the Emirates at the end of the season. It felt like suicide forced by his haters (plastic fans); wish the Invincible One returns to Ashburton Grove in any other capacity...

Boy hangs himself on a football goalpost after getting a loan of 2 Million UgX to bail out the girl he loves only for her to reject him...

A neighbour's brother in Anyafio (Arua) hangs himself on a mango tree; a week later his daughter also tries to hang herself saying a voice told her to do it...

2019: Reagan Opito, a Senior 3 student of Aboke High School in Kole District locks up and hangs himself in a hut after allegedly being "disappointed in love". His suicide note indicates that his "long time girlfriend" who was in Senior 2 in the same school terminated their two-year relationship. It was through telephone that she said she would not marry him; he had contributed to her tuition...

26 year old Pharmacist Richard Olaja commits suicide on 20th June in Jinja after being exposed in a BBC Africa Eye documentary in conjunction with Uganda's NBS TV about "Stealing From The Sick"; he sold Government drugs illicitly...

MUBS graduate Arthur Basalirwa commits suicide after posting suicide notes on social media (Facebook and WhatsApp): Go ahead and call me a coward and say am not strong, because am not like you...

Fred Burondwa (UCU First Year Law student) goes missing after writing a suicide note: It’s been 23 years on earth and I think it was great we had to meet, you made every single day in my life worth. I have decided that I don’t need to stick around in a world I don’t want to be a part of anymore. I will never forget the gut-wrenching moment we have shared. I am unsure how I can cope more in the same situation. I surely have to leave. I rather die than walk in shame. It is good to give people the peace and life they want. I hope the people that never wanted me around enjoy it. If I ever wronged you, which I know I didn’t, I am sorry. In a few after you receive this, I will be gone and you will never see me ever again. Not even my body. I think that’s what they wanted. Don’t be worried because surely the sun will come up early morning. The world will surely go on. To my friends, I am sorry for letting you down, never forget that in whatever we do ‘we are ever the best’, be it and our flames should never burn out...

Ashraf Nsubuga (4th Year student at Makerere University) commits suicide in his room (September) because of debts...

2020: Aloysius Khatondi, 54 year old teacher at Bubungi Primary School (Bududa) is found hanging on a tree behind his home. He was facing difficulties in the family ranging from accumulated debts, feeding and looking after the family after lockdown...

Ronald Emuria alias Boyi commits suicide in Malaba citing economic hardship. His wife abandoned him because he was no longer earning from the taxi business after public transport was suspended. He was discovered dangling in the middle of his house after using a rope to hang himself...

2021: Vin Karungi, 18, drinks poison in Ntoroko District after being beaten by her cattle-keeping father who had confiscated her recently-acquired smartphone...


The beautiful Natasha Byenjeru (Law student) commits suicide on 6th June after failing a retake three times. She had joined Makerere University in 2015 and did not want to ashame her parents. Tasha was also addicted to drugs according to her close friends...

Teenager hangs herself in Hoima on a jackfruit tree after harsh comments from many people for performing poorly during the 2020 PLE exams. Daphine (Na)kimuli obtained Aggregate 28 in the four subjects. Personally, I got 4 on 4 in 1996 PLE but never despised anybody who got 36 (worst possibility) because school does not end in P7. In her suicide note, she described how she was feeling unloved, describing how her parents, siblings plus other relatives scolded her over her PLE performance; she took her own life to get rid of that discomfort. Daphine mentioned several people including Madam Jesca whom she described as her "Best Enemy". She advised her fellow children and relatives never to commit suicide and encouraged them to live happily, "See you when you die also but don't kill yourself also!" She was tired. The school headteacher at Bwikya PS Mr. Francis Bagonza described her as a quiet, well disciplined pupil (July 2021)...

2022: Emmanuel Okello, 18, a Senior 4 student of Makerere College School hangs himself in the compound after locking his father Moses Opio inside the house on 10th January while his siblings are taken to school. The deceased had expressed his disinterest in returning to Macos. His father had even got him a position at St. Kizito SS Namugongo, but he wasn't happy about the choice. I studied at Macos (My 2nd Choice after Ordinary Level at SMACK) and despite being rebuked by a few schoolmates plus whipped at sunrise for leaving the hostel late, there was nothing else that made life undesirable there; it was a very fun place: Friends, Main Hall Concerts (or Productions), Library, MAPA Festivals, sneaking out to watch Arsenal games, UEFA Champions League nights in the hostel studyroom, Weekend flicks, Sunday service plus lunch, appreciating beautiful campus Women passing through our school side, etc...

Sainai?, wife of Joseph Ajwal hangs herself on 28th March due to mental illness after 17 years in marriage. She gives away her bank details to her sister, hugs and kisses their three children for 15 while her husband revs up his car to take them to school. Then the 37 year old unusually waves goodbye at Joseph for three minutes; he reads gratitude on her lips. At midday, Joseph receives phonecalls in his office alerting him about a problem at home...

Policeman attached to Field Force Unit (after working for the Armoury) at Arua Central Police Station parks car around Sunday 24th April 2022 and hangs himself; leaves no suicide note. Martin Aluma, who was Andrew Felix Kaweesi's bodyguard before the former Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIGP)'s 17th March 2017 assassination gives the keys to his motor vehicle to a woman he is staying with at Ayiko Cell, Ayivu Division in Arua City at 8pm saying he is going on a journey. His body is found hanging on a tree in Mission Cell, Komite Ward, Ayivu West Division, Arua City at 6am...

Rogers Atuhaire, a private guard with SGA Security Company shoots himself dead at Mukwasi Building along Buganda Road in Kampala around 9am in May 2022...

Bright Namusoke, 20, a Senior 6 student at Kitebi Senior Secondary School hangs herself with a rope at about 4pm on Wednesday 6th July 2022 in Ngobe Zone, Bunamwaya Division, Ssabagabo Municipality, Wakiso District. Relatives tell Police how Namusoke returned from school and informed them that a teacher abused her and she was very angry; they don't take it seriously but later find her hanging in one of the rooms in their house...

Monica Karungi (aka Mona Kizza on Facebook, born in Isingiro), 24, falls from the window of a high-rise building in Dubai (about 7-9 storeys) apparently after finding out that the man she used to send her kyeyo money to back in UG used it to marry a different woman. The waitress used to earn 2 Million UgX per month. Other people speculate that work-related ish [BS issues] caused her to commit suicide. Her last note can be seen on Facebook though her brother Jackson Akwandanaho intimates that his younger sister was pushed (as in murdered) following misunderstandings with four friends who stayed with her. She was planning to shift after Eid Day. Karungi's face-down fall is so chillingly horrific that she breaks every bone in her body. May GOD be merciful...

Arafat Kasule, only 11 years old and in P4, hangs himself on a mango tree at St. Luke Catholic Church Kyanja, about 250 metres from Kabira UMEA Primary School where he reported at 8am on 14th September 2022 but didn't attend classes...

Private bodyguard Wilson Sabiti kills himself using his gun after shooting his boss Rtd. Col. Charles (Patrick Okello) Engola, the Ugandan State Minister for Labour, Employment and Industrial Relations in May 2023. Witnesses say the soldier fired bullets in the air while yelling that he had not been paid (about 4 Million UGX) for a long time despite having worked for the minister. Senior Presidential Advisor on Media Joseph Tamale Mirundi narrates, "The bodyguard saw the minister receiving money after making deals at Labour Day celebrations and was sure that at least he was going to get some money to solve his problems." Sources divulge how the minister directed that 140,000 UGX be given to Sabiti through his mobile money account but he gave them another person's phone number because he had a debt on his line. The next morning, Sabiti demanded for more money...

Mariana Lokwii, 28, mother of seven children in Loteerei Village, Longaroe Subcounty, Kotido District commits suicide over starvation due to prevalent drought and biting hunger in the region (August 2022)...

Denis Tukei found hanging in dormitory by students returning from lunch. He was a Senior 6 student of Bukoyo Secondary School (Iganga) who betted part of his school fees (November 2022)...

Muwonge Ssalongo found hanging in a cell in Tororo Police Station. He was a suspect arrested in Kampala over shooting at security personnel at Kapeeka Town Council in Nakaseke District...

Isa Tibinuma who sold off his 20 by 45 feet land on 16th December 2022 for 800,000 UGX poisons himself after losing all of it in a World Cup bet...

2023: During the DNA craze that gripped Uganda, a man discovers that two of his three "children" are not his yet he invested a lot of money in them; he jumps off a building...

Nelson Drici, 42 year old resident of Adjumani locks himself inside his hut at 3:45pm and sets it ablaze on Martyrs Day...


2024: Ugandan TikTok sensation Basher Williams (Master Of Tears) takes her own life following a tumultuous period of misunderstandings with her boyfriend...

Brilliant 39 year old digital marketer John Babirukamu jumps to his death from Tagore Living Apartments in Kamwokya at the end of May. He was unhappy and depressed...

Emmanuel Ekisa, a 27 year old Police Constable (PC) attached to Iyolwa Police Post shoots himself dead (during April) and leaves a suicide note...

Bright A-Level girl Hawa Nantongo hangs on a tree in Kisaasi during June 2024 after her mother forces her to study a Sciences combination. Relatives said she had wounds on her back plus her school Wampewo Ntakke Secondary School had three guards (How could she have escaped?) and was probably killed...

Guard shoots himself dead after losing motorcycle he was paid to protect...

Jordan Opileni, a "jolly" St. Philip's Church Sunday School teacher, about 26 years old commits suicide at White House Guesthouse in Ediofe (West of Arua City). He leaves behind a widow, orphan and SN...


NAYE OFA KI [TE MI DRA A'DUSI]?

Suffer Patiently or Quietly (I learnt that mantra from Sniper School): Take the dark nights and sunny days, salt and sugar, sweet juice and sour medicine, droughts and feasts, success and failure, wins and losses, admission and retrenchment, kisses and insults, highs and lows! Life is a depressingly monotonous routine: Wake up, work, study, travel, eat, visit toilet, solve problems, sleep; then repeat. The earlier you accept your predicament, the smoother you go through the motions for 120 years waiting for GOD to cut your silver cord (Ecclesiastes 12:6). Unreceived Prayer answers can be depressing too like Prince of Persia and Greece (Daniel 10) but GOD remains LORD; remember how HE made meat fly to the complaining Israelites! Better calm down. A Nigerian proverb says: If you put all your problems in one basket and take to the market, then you will discover that there are people with bigger baskets than yours. You fill a kobi [Lugbara winnowing basket] and discover there are actually people with issues that fill up a big ogea [harvesting basket]. You plant crops and animals eat the newly germinated shoots while another farmer's harvest is robbed before he can enjoy it. Rats eat your property; villagers mock you; lovers switch up on you; employers do not hire you; the list is endless. Depression is not an achievement; you snap-out of it quickly before it overrides your hope for a better future. Everyone goes through Ish [Shit, Dung]. Barcelona FC midfielder Pep Guardiola, the Best Passer of the Ball in the 90s taught me: When you lose, improve!

When life makes you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just keep walking; Footsubishi, Walkswagen (Walk Swag On), Gumbootini, Legsus, Daihatshoe, Toeyota, Shoebaru, etc! Depression is merely prolonged sadness; it's when you experience a brain attack (brain pain, according to suicide-survivor Kevin Hines) full of insidious lies and half-truths week after week. According to Psychology Today: Unlike being unhappy, depression is a very intense feeling of deep sadness and despair that can last for days, weeks or even months. One Sunday morning, my father returned from Church, found me sweeping at the entrance and told me with distress in his voice that by living quietly, I lose the opportunity to become important in society; maybe I let him down with my silent lifestyle because am not visibly active in public places (nor very wealthy) but that convo almost deflated me. I had heard similar words from two girls near Kanyanya before but they meant nothing back then. My father was so emotional about my low-key status that I felt like my spirit was about to leave my body but used a 7-second window to sit down on a skyblue plastic stool and stay calm instead of collapsing. Making too much noise is not really my nature; I try to do it through Art or online instead. Baba unrelentingly repeated something similar on Monday 15th March 2021 calling me "unsocial" and I felt about 83 minutes of pitchblack gloom within my soul until I got a very uplifting surprise message at 23:23 (just before I slept) from my ex-hearthrob whom I grew apart with in February 2005 (which was heartwreck for me) though we reconciled later. It was as if GOD whispered to her to check on me; her timely message healed me even though I solve my problems through Dreamvisions: I try to exist silently like a plotter because the mind is the command centre of everything that concerns you. Life is wild, I have to be very prudent! When I used to move out a lot (I would leave before sunrise and return after sunset), I was castigated for not staying home. It oppressed my mind too much that I started working from home instead and only go out when inevitable. My mother told me I have no money and always stressed that am jobless. Every sunrise is a fresh beginning: No matter how dark the night, the lonely Sun always rises (to shine brightly) again without complaining. Cheers to new days, resets and restarts! Whenever people shame my skinniness, I feel absolutely nothing - zilch, nara; my bodysize is the frame GOD gave me and am proud of it because I do not have to worry about weight loss exercises like obese people. I fast food every week to detox my body and also for spiritual reasons. I know am not perfect, so there is nothing anyone can say that can make me hate my life; I already know my downside. A Senior 5 classmate in my new school Macos (where I had been sold by SMACK despite getting 15 points which was within the promised 17 point cutoff mark threshold) kept calling me "daft, stupid, fake and boring (with cassava-stem legs)", but instead of believing him nor feeling shredded, I fought back mentally and almost killed him with physical punches. All he wanted was for me to amuse him about "Women, Arsenal and Computers"; how absurd! Simon (the fisherman or the other of Cyrene who carried the cross for YESU) says: Shut the fuck up! I will cut off your ear or break your nose. He did not even intimidate me; I had seen scarier boys in Kisubi (murderers, bullies, homosexuals, thieves, witches, etc) but the Devil was probably using him to try and steal my peace. We all get bored (I do too), but it is primitive to blame others for your boredom; sneak into class with a radio scanner, Walkman or something else like a magazine or novel. I told him in his face that I was "going to bury" him if he did not stop belittling me and he eased up. He would check my grade results to confirm if he had done better than me but find out he was actually dafter than me in academics; I always scored more points. Having knowledge about many earthly things does not mean I can tease other people about their ignorance (Tebagala kumanya [Translated from Luganda: They do not want to know]); noone owns knowledge nor correct answers, not even Bill Gates - his role model. I forgave the prick to save my own soul from damnation. The only knowledge we need is that JESUS died on a cross for our sins. If no employer hires you for a job, it's probably the LORD giving you Time to become an entrepreneur; use your talents, if not five, then at least two or one! Throughout boarding school, I bedwetted (and even a girl I fancied in primary school knew it), but it did not make me hate my existence. The harder I prayed not to bedwet, the more I peed in my sleep on some nights as if some water spirit was blocking my prayers and mocking me. The only efficient remedy I got was to put a waterproof Macintosh sheet on my mattress; I would recommend a mattress protector to anyone (including toddlers) with bedwetting problems. My beloved cousin rebuked me as "lousy" in 2010 and it felt like a belly stab but I forgave her tongue, then a South Sudanese chick in the US who wanted me to teach her Luganda language also labelled me a "useless man" via Facebook all because of money matters (Had told her bridewealth in the Bible starts at 50 Shekels which is 14 US Dollars) and I lost interest in chatting with her: Being dead broke is the root of all evil. I do not worship money; my trust is in GOD who feeds sparrows and clothes flowers, so moolah ain't a thing. Money is not even more valuable than family nor friends; it's just a number. Wait when digital currency becomes the norm, mere digits on screens depressing us for no reason. Money comes and goes, eat it like Pakistani rice: I use the little money in my life like other tools eg pliers, but the Almighty is LORD of the entire universe. Worship GOD, not Mammon money!

Organisations like Uganda Police Force (UPF) Emergency (999 or 112), Uganda Foundation for Suicide Prevention (UFSP), Mental Health Uganda (Call MHU on 0800-212121 for counselling), etc can help depression sufferers deal with suicide ideation. If Depression is a monster, then what do we do to a monster? We stretch its mouth so that it cannot bite like Samson wrestled with a lion, stone it and cut off its head with GOD's help like David versus Goliath or throw it in the fire like the viper snake that attached itself to Paul's hand; it's all mental.

Despite the pain, rejection, negative criticism, failures, complexes, family problems, etc, there is a way out...

Treatments for depression include: Medications (Antidepressants); Psychotherapy (Cognitive behavioural therapy, Interpersonal therapy); Lifestyle; etc...

Uganda's National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 0800 200 400 (Toll free)...

Butabika Mental Hospital is free...

Befrienders.org (charity registered in England and Wales) links suicidal people to members willing to listen to their problems and offer support 24/7. For Ugandans, the closest help centre out of over 90 globally is in Kenya...

Depression Sanctuary...

Be yourself...

No pressure...

Please stay...

Do not kill yourself...

Suicide is a ticket to Hell...

I refuse to cry...

Tolerate the pain...

Do not sob...

Stay alive...

We came to Earth with nothing and will depart with nothing, not even a shoelace...

Sometimes you win, other times you lose...

Pray, pray, pray; repeat...

If you are depressed, then take a deep rest...

Take a walk in the open air outside the four walls tormenting your mind...

Chai-3...

Tour Heaven...

BigAMBO [Words]...

Don't break when you're broken (Michael Jordan)...

The Red Dragon hates everybody...

Stress free...

Keep your head up...

Fear no bully; they only wear masks you can take off by facing off with them without timidity...

Suicide is when your own mind attacks you...

Life is about longsuffering (120 years of pain mixed with pleasure)...

Depression is not a monster like jabberwock; depression is a choice...

Depression is hunger in the mind; feed your mind with healthy words that nourish...

You overcome depression through prayer and mindshifting...

After misery, find happiness...

GOD is great, am not...

When society calls you zero, it doesn't make them Number 1; JESUS is Number 1...

Pray to GOD, the Father through JESUS! HE can solve any problem; they are all too small for HIM: Our FATHER who art in Heaven... Give us today our daily food and forgive us our sins... Deliver us from Evil...

Amen!