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Suicide Notes UG
JESUS was betrayed for 30 silver coins by a disciple who later hanged himself... |
According to World Health Organisation (WHO), 10 out of 100 Ugandans commits suicide every year. That is quite high though I do not trust some surveys. For every death, there are more than 20 failed attempts. Globally, suicide is the 2nd Leading Cause of death among young people after Diseases; data translates into 1 death every 40 seconds. There have been very many suicides reported in the media since I was born but the one that hit me hardest was Chester Bennington (Linkin Park lead singer) in 2017; he was like a posterman for the fight against pain during my A-Level (2001-2) and Campus (2003-6). Another was a 30 year old hardcore Lionel Messi fan in Kerala, India who couldn't carry on with life after watching the GOAT lose 3-0 to eventual runner-up Croatia in Game 2 during the FIFA World Cup Russia 2018 that followed a shocking 1-1 draw with Iceland and put Argentina on the brink of a very early exit. His suicide note read, "I have nothing left to see, am going deep into deaths." Dinu Alex could have stayed to witness the splendour in the 3rd game against Nigeria (Yes it is!) plus Copa America and the record-extending 7th Ballon d'Or in 2021; Messi's 4-0 exit during the 2019 UEFA Champions League 2nd leg semifinals against later winners Liverpool after a 3-0 Camp Nou victory almost broke my heart but I accepted the demise that brought him tears; at least he got the Goal of the Season Award plus 6th BDO then. Messi always performs wonders after a World Cup year ever since I started following him feverishly in 2009. On the calendar, 10th September is World Suicide Prevention Day (WSPD) though the entire fortnight is significant for coping while 10th October is World Mental Health Day.
Tears wash away the pain in the heart; meanwhile cheers plus rain wash away the tears but the sun dries them. Suicide is a ticket to the Suicide Valley in Hell where the punishment is eternal suicide; you keep killing yourself. Even though I don't know where GOD sent them in the afterlife, Samson (The Strongest Man of All-Time), King Saul (Chosen by GOD) and Judas Iscariot (Disciple of JESUS who was HIS accountant) committed some form of suicide in the Hebrew Bible, but it is not a virtue. Saul's armour-bearer fell upon his own sword after seeing his master had killed himself in 1st Samuel 31:4-5, Ahithophel hanged himself in 2nd Samuel 17:23 because his counsel was not followed while Zimri burnt the king's house over himself and died after the city was taken in 1st Kings 16:18. Job went through pain and suffering but did not follow his wife's advice of cursing GOD in order to die. His problems were caused by the Devil who wanted to test Job's faith but failed. Your problems are your wooden cross, carry it until Resurrection!
DANGER TALK (Armageddon of the Brain, National Suicide Monitoring, Depression & Emergency Uganda): The first suicide note in human history was written in Egypt around 2040 BC (Before Christ). I wonder when the first suicide note in Uganda was written, but decided to track why some of my countrymates want to die; others killed themselves. Maybe we can help each other stay alive in this earthly prison trap. Suicide is a song whispered by the Angel of Death; either you sing along or worship GOD instead, LORD have mercy!
The very first accomplished suicide I can remember quite well in my life (Had seen attempted suicide in the late 80s on Wilson Road, Jinja) was an Itesot smoker and drunkard on Spire Road (also in Jinja during the early 90s) named Ochorodo; he locks up his room and poisons himself. A back window has to be broken to reach his corpse at dusk. He would send me to buy for him cigarettes but I would refuse because I wanted him to stop smoking; my first Kampala friend's father in Bukoto smoked daily and died of lung cancer. His uncle also smoked and would throw blunts in the compound which we picked to resmoke. I found cigarettes quite sour...
A lovey-dovey rastaman drowns himself at the Source of the Nile where (like Aquaman) he used to rescue people who had fallen in the water after his girlfriend elopes with a Whiteman. I used to watch them walking together on Jinja streets; they looked very complementary like Bob Marley and Lauryn Hill (Turn your lights down low)! The dreadlocked guy usually held a guitar and the chick wore sexy designer fashions. I wished them happiness together but things fell apart. Some rumours said he went back to where he came from in the water. This story is similar to the song "Nyambura" by Radio & Weasel...
A Kyebando Kisalosalo neighbour's wife drowns herself in a Green Valley Kamwokya river; corpse discovered early morning...
A Kyebando guest house proprietor kills himself...
Politician's son shoots himself with his father's pistol...
Boy jumps from the top of Mabirizi Plaza to the Umeme Railings on Kampala Road. He wrote that his decision was because his family did not pay attention to him...
Kisalosalo girl kills herself after breaking up with her boyfriend, the news appeared in The New Vision on 1st April with her photo. Who cracks Fool's Day jokes about suicide? It must have happened...
2006: Asha Chekwel hangs herself in a Mariny Parish (Kasere Subcounty, Kapchorwa) church after her in-laws block her from meeting her love Alex Chemwonges...
2012: Liz Waluga, a 2nd Year student of Social Work and Social Administration at Uganda Christian University - Mbale Campus pours paraffin on herself and burns to death after a disagreement with her boyfriend Musa from Islamic University In Uganda (IUIU) who wanted a relationship break in order to concentrate on studies...
2014: One of my Nicest Friends and Hostelmates at Macos named Philip hangs himself in his muzigo rental because of accumulated debts. The story is broadcast on Bukedde TV's Agataliiko Nfuufu news bulletin...
Annet Ashaba, 26, from Ssembabule District, jumps from the 14th floor at Workers House (October 2014) after finding out that a relative had fleeced her of money she sent from Dubai where she had been doing kyeyo...
George William Obina, the 58 year old Chairperson of Koch Goma Subcounty Land Committee hangs himself. The preceding year, elders performed a ceremony to exorcise evil spirits after six people (including four women) committed suicide in one week. In a suicide note found on his body, Obina complains of an unhappy marriage...
Deus Kabisire, 25, jumps off the last floor of Mabirizi Complex. He leaves behind a note showing that he was in love with a woman who was not interested in him even after spending money on her (December 2014)...
2015: Bodaman from Mbarara but working in Kasese hangs himself on an avocado tree after betting 500,000 UgX (171 US Dollars) that Arsenal would beat Monaco at the Emirates Stadium following a 1-0 win in France; I watched that entire UEFA Champions League knockout game and knew Deus Ruhinda's pain. I've never really felt suicidal after Arsenal losses even though in 2009 I felt my heart melt to liquid during a different 1-3 UCL home loss but that was the reason I became a Lionel Messi diehard and what a glorious ride it became; simply Messi-merising! Football taught me that even if you train very well, prepare extremely good tactics or have a lot of talent, you can still lose by even just one goal in the last minute. I have followed football since the late 80s and the only match that brought tears to my eyes was when Leeds United beat Arsenal 1-0 at Elland Road in Y2K with a goal from Olivier Dacourt because it brought back memories of the failed title defence the preceding season at the same venue. I was 14 years old when tears formed; every Arsenal victory over the Whites after that match has always been sweet...
2016: Moses Wamala dives into speeding train in Mukono after his fiancée tells him to wait for sex after marriage. His neighbour Amos Kabonge and church fellowship pastor point at the same reason. Wamala at first alleged that his lover was seeing another man, but she denied it. No one suspected that Wamala would end his life...
My beloved cousin hangs himself in Mvara (Arua); he wanted to go for further studies and was not satisfied with his income flow. A Mukiga friend of mine attending a wedding in Arua as the Best Man on the burial day joked that I would commit suicide next simply because he heard that I used to flirt with one of his tribemates whose family he knew about. I could not join him for his friend's happy day, neither did I celebrate when Uganda qualified for AFCON 2017 after 39 years of failure because I was mourning my cousin. There was a wooden video shack near his bereaved father's home and when Farouk Miya scored the all important goal, I heard the jubilation but didn't celebrate. Depression is a choice; that is why I avoid suicidal thoughts through Mindshifting (Full control of my own Omi [Mind]). Some of the Suicide Notes people write as reasons for ending their lives can be sorted out with Time and utilising your 3rd Eye just above and between your two outside eyes (where your mind, body and soul meet to jump waking reality plus find unlimited but hidden inner wisdom). All of us go through Pain (Abuse, Curses, Difficulties, Disappointments, Failure, Frustration, Grief, Insults, Intimidation, Losses, Love-gone bad, Misfortune, Mistakes, Poverty, Rejection, Shame, Sickness, Stress, Struggles, etc); some people just absorb the shocks, cope and move on faster. Others cling to their pain instead of renewing their minds. After discovering in 2001 that the first girl I ever loved like myself had been dead for some time, I searched for another who used to care about me until the lady told me I will be perfect without her (as my wife). She used to be so kind to me that it felt like she had three hearts. That was the 2nd wallcrack in my heart; her J. Lo-licious half-sister consoled me but she also had other dudes on her case. So I chased after a new babe for 16 months on campus until growing apart brought me some type of heartwreck (I probably died in 2005 like The Wolverine from a heart-weakening problem) which I mended by befriending the supercalm Mukiga in question plus re-adoring a preteen I fancied since A-Level holidays. It's all about mental jumps. I cannot kill myself just because one skirt rejected me; there are billions and billions of others on the entire Debit Earth. Women lie, men lie; but keep smiling! Narcotic drugs (like the Devil's purple pellets) nor marijuana smoking (maybe marijuana tea) nor alcoholism are not even solutions, dust yourself up and try again! If you have a problem, then just look up (oneway) to Heaven. Betty Mpologoma advises: Londa e namba yo [Pick your number]...
2018: A South Sudanese-Kakwa namesake (Edward John Lukudu) doing IT at Bugema University (Arua) hangs himself on Tuesday 17th April at 4pm with an electric cable thrown up the timber of his hostelroom's roof after his laptop and bag are stolen. It could have been me the following Wednesday morning when I discovered this suicide after a dreamvision; two days later my Favourite Football Manager Arsene Wenger announced his decision to leave the Emirates at the end of the season. It felt like suicide forced by his haters (plastic fans); wish the Invincible One returns to Ashburton Grove in any other capacity...
Boy hangs himself on a football goalpost after getting a loan of 2 Million UgX to bail out the girl he loves only for her to reject him...
A neighbour's brother in Anyafio (Arua) hangs himself on a mango tree; a week later his daughter also tries to hang herself saying a voice told her to do it...
2019: Reagan Opito, a Senior 3 student of Aboke High School in Kole District locks up and hangs himself in a hut after allegedly being "disappointed in love". His suicide note indicates that his "long time girlfriend" who was in Senior 2 in the same school terminated their two-year relationship. It was through telephone that she said she would not marry him; he had contributed to her tuition...
26 year old Pharmacist Richard Olaja commits suicide on 20th June in Jinja after being exposed in a BBC Africa Eye documentary in conjunction with Uganda's NBS TV about "Stealing From The Sick"; he sold Government drugs illicitly...
MUBS graduate Arthur Basalirwa commits suicide after posting suicide notes on social media (Facebook and WhatsApp): Go ahead and call me a coward and say am not strong, because am not like you...
Fred Burondwa (UCU First Year Law student) goes missing after writing a suicide note: It’s been 23 years on earth and I think it was great we had to meet, you made every single day in my life worth. I have decided that I don’t need to stick around in a world I don’t want to be a part of anymore. I will never forget the gut-wrenching moment we have shared. I am unsure how I can cope more in the same situation. I surely have to leave. I rather die than walk in shame. It is good to give people the peace and life they want. I hope the people that never wanted me around enjoy it. If I ever wronged you, which I know I didn’t, I am sorry. In a few after you receive this, I will be gone and you will never see me ever again. Not even my body. I think that’s what they wanted. Don’t be worried because surely the sun will come up early morning. The world will surely go on. To my friends, I am sorry for letting you down, never forget that in whatever we do ‘we are ever the best’, be it and our flames should never burn out...
Ashraf Nsubuga (4th Year student at Makerere University) commits suicide in his room (September) because of debts...
2020: Aloysius Khatondi, 54 year old teacher at Bubungi Primary School (Bududa) is found hanging on a tree behind his home. He was facing difficulties in the family ranging from accumulated debts, feeding and looking after the family after lockdown...
Ronald Emuria alias Boyi commits suicide in Malaba citing economic hardship. His wife abandoned him because he was no longer earning from the taxi business after public transport was suspended. He was discovered dangling in the middle of his house after using a rope to hang himself...
2021: Vin Karungi, 18, drinks poison in Ntoroko District after being beaten by her cattle-keeping father who had confiscated her recently-acquired smartphone...
The beautiful Natasha Byenjeru (Law student) commits suicide on 6th June after failing a retake three times. She had joined Makerere University in 2015 and did not want to ashame her parents. Tasha was also addicted to drugs according to her close friends...
Teenager hangs herself in Hoima on a jackfruit tree after harsh comments from many people for performing poorly during the 2020 PLE exams. Daphine (Na)kimuli obtained Aggregate 28 in the four subjects. Personally, I got 4 on 4 in 1996 PLE but never despised anybody who got 36 (worst possibility) because school does not end in P7. In her suicide note, she described how she was feeling unloved, describing how her parents, siblings plus other relatives scolded her over her PLE performance; she took her own life to get rid of that discomfort. Daphine mentioned several people including Madam Jesca whom she described as her "Best Enemy". She advised her fellow children and relatives never to commit suicide and encouraged them to live happily, "See you when you die also but don't kill yourself also!" She was tired. The school headteacher at Bwikya PS Mr. Francis Bagonza described her as a quiet, well disciplined pupil (July 2021)...
2022: Emmanuel Okello, 18, a Senior 4 student of Makerere College School hangs himself in the compound after locking his father Moses Opio inside the house on 10th January while his siblings are taken to school. The deceased had expressed his disinterest in returning to Macos. His father had even got him a position at St. Kizito SS Namugongo, but he wasn't happy about the choice. I studied at Macos (My 2nd Choice after Ordinary Level at SMACK) and despite being rebuked by a few schoolmates plus whipped at sunrise for leaving the hostel late, there was nothing else that made life undesirable there; it was a very fun place: Friends, Main Hall Concerts (or Productions), Library, MAPA Festivals, sneaking out to watch Arsenal games, UEFA Champions League nights in the hostel studyroom, Weekend flicks, Sunday service plus lunch, appreciating beautiful campus Women passing through our school side, etc...
Sainai?, wife of Joseph Ajwal hangs herself on 28th March due to mental illness after 17 years in marriage. She gives away her bank details to her sister, hugs and kisses their three children for 15 while her husband revs up his car to take them to school. Then the 37 year old unusually waves goodbye at Joseph for three minutes; he reads gratitude on her lips. At midday, Joseph receives phonecalls in his office alerting him about a problem at home...
Policeman attached to Field Force Unit (after working for the Armoury) at Arua Central Police Station parks car around Sunday 24th April 2022 and hangs himself; leaves no suicide note. Martin Aluma, who was Andrew Felix Kaweesi's bodyguard before the former Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIGP)'s 17th March 2017 assassination gives the keys to his motor vehicle to a woman he is staying with at Ayiko Cell, Ayivu Division in Arua City at 8pm saying he is going on a journey. His body is found hanging on a tree in Mission Cell, Komite Ward, Ayivu West Division, Arua City at 6am...
Rogers Atuhaire, a private guard with SGA Security Company shoots himself dead at Mukwasi Building along Buganda Road in Kampala around 9am in May 2022...
Bright Namusoke, 20, a Senior 6 student at Kitebi Senior Secondary School hangs herself with a rope at about 4pm on Wednesday 6th July 2022 in Ngobe Zone, Bunamwaya Division, Ssabagabo Municipality, Wakiso District. Relatives tell Police how Namusoke returned from school and informed them that a teacher abused her and she was very angry; they don't take it seriously but later find her hanging in one of the rooms in their house...
Monica Karungi (aka Mona Kizza on Facebook, born in Isingiro), 24, falls from the window of a high-rise building in Dubai (about 7-9 storeys) apparently after finding out that the man she used to send her kyeyo money to back in UG used it to marry a different woman. The waitress used to earn 2 Million UgX per month. Other people speculate that work-related ish [BS issues] caused her to commit suicide. Her last note can be seen on Facebook though her brother Jackson Akwandanaho intimates that his younger sister was pushed (as in murdered) following misunderstandings with four friends who stayed with her. She was planning to shift after Eid Day. Karungi's face-down fall is so chillingly horrific that she breaks every bone in her body. May GOD be merciful...
Arafat Kasule, only 11 years old and in P4, hangs himself on a mango tree at St. Luke Catholic Church Kyanja, about 250 metres from Kabira UMEA Primary School where he reported at 8am on 14th September 2022 but didn't attend classes...
Private bodyguard Wilson Sabiti kills himself using his gun after shooting his boss Rtd. Col. Charles (Patrick Okello) Engola, the Ugandan State Minister for Labour, Employment and Industrial Relations in May 2023. Witnesses say the soldier fired bullets in the air while yelling that he had not been paid (about 4 Million UGX) for a long time despite having worked for the minister. Senior Presidential Advisor on Media Joseph Tamale Mirundi narrates, "The bodyguard saw the minister receiving money after making deals at Labour Day celebrations and was sure that at least he was going to get some money to solve his problems." Sources divulge how the minister directed that 140,000 UGX be given to Sabiti through his mobile money account but he gave them another person's phone number because he had a debt on his line. The next morning, Sabiti demanded for more money...
Mariana Lokwii, 28, mother of seven children in Loteerei Village, Longaroe Subcounty, Kotido District commits suicide over starvation due to prevalent drought and biting hunger in the region (August 2022)...
Denis Tukei found hanging in dormitory by students returning from lunch. He was a Senior 6 student of Bukoyo Secondary School (Iganga) who betted part of his school fees (November 2022)...
Muwonge Ssalongo found hanging in a cell in Tororo Police Station. He was a suspect arrested in Kampala over shooting at security personnel at Kapeeka Town Council in Nakaseke District...
Isa Tibinuma who sold off his 20 by 45 feet land on 16th December 2022 for 800,000 UGX poisons himself after losing all of it in a World Cup bet...
2023: During the DNA craze that gripped Uganda, a man discovers that two of his three "children" are not his yet he invested a lot of money in them; he jumps off a building...
Nelson Drici, 42 year old resident of Adjumani locks himself inside his hut at 3:45pm and sets it ablaze on Martyrs Day...
2024: Ugandan TikTok sensation Basher Williams (Master Of Tears) takes her own life following a tumultuous period of misunderstandings with her boyfriend...
Brilliant 39 year old digital marketer John Babirukamu jumps to his death from Tagore Living Apartments in Kamwokya at the end of May. He was unhappy and depressed...
Emmanuel Ekisa, a 27 year old Police Constable (PC) attached to Iyolwa Police Post shoots himself dead (during April) and leaves a suicide note...
Bright A-Level girl Hawa Nantongo hangs on a tree in Kisaasi during June 2024 after her mother forces her to study a Sciences combination. Relatives said she had wounds on her back plus her school Wampewo Ntakke Secondary School had three guards (How could she have escaped?) and was probably killed...
Guard shoots himself dead after losing motorcycle he was paid to protect...
Jordan Opileni, a "jolly" St. Philip's Church Sunday School teacher, about 26 years old commits suicide at White House Guesthouse in Ediofe (West of Arua City). He leaves behind a widow, orphan and SN...
NAYE OFA KI [TE MI DRA A'DUSI]?
Suffer Patiently or Quietly (I learnt that mantra from Sniper School): Take the dark nights and sunny days, salt and sugar, sweet juice and sour medicine, droughts and feasts, success and failure, wins and losses, admission and retrenchment, kisses and insults, highs and lows! Life is a depressingly monotonous routine: Wake up, work, study, travel, eat, visit toilet, solve problems, sleep; then repeat. The earlier you accept your predicament, the smoother you go through the motions for 120 years waiting for GOD to cut your silver cord (Ecclesiastes 12:6). Unreceived Prayer answers can be depressing too like Prince of Persia and Greece (Daniel 10) but GOD remains LORD; remember how HE made meat fly to the complaining Israelites! Better calm down. A Nigerian proverb says: If you put all your problems in one basket and take to the market, then you will discover that there are people with bigger baskets than yours. You fill a kobi [Lugbara winnowing basket] and discover there are actually people with issues that fill up a big ogea [harvesting basket]. You plant crops and animals eat the newly germinated shoots while another farmer's harvest is robbed before he can enjoy it. Rats eat your property; villagers mock you; lovers switch up on you; employers do not hire you; the list is endless. Depression is not an achievement; you snap-out of it quickly before it overrides your hope for a better future. Everyone goes through Ish [Shit, Dung]. Barcelona FC midfielder Pep Guardiola, the Best Passer of the Ball in the 90s taught me: When you lose, improve!
When life makes you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just keep walking; Footsubishi, Walkswagen (Walk Swag On), Gumbootini, Legsus, Daihatshoe, Toeyota, Shoebaru, etc! Depression is merely prolonged sadness; it's when you experience a brain attack (brain pain, according to suicide-survivor Kevin Hines) full of insidious lies and half-truths week after week. According to Psychology Today: Unlike being unhappy, depression is a very intense feeling of deep sadness and despair that can last for days, weeks or even months. One Sunday morning, my father returned from Church, found me sweeping at the entrance and told me with distress in his voice that by living quietly, I lose the opportunity to become important in society; maybe I let him down with my silent lifestyle because am not visibly active in public places (nor very wealthy) but that convo almost deflated me. I had heard similar words from two girls near Kanyanya before but they meant nothing back then. My father was so emotional about my low-key status that I felt like my spirit was about to leave my body but used a 7-second window to sit down on a skyblue plastic stool and stay calm instead of collapsing. Making too much noise is not really my nature; I try to do it through Art or online instead. Baba unrelentingly repeated something similar on Monday 15th March 2021 calling me "unsocial" and I felt about 83 minutes of pitchblack gloom within my soul until I got a very uplifting surprise message at 23:23 (just before I slept) from my ex-hearthrob whom I grew apart with in February 2005 (which was heartwreck for me) though we reconciled later. It was as if GOD whispered to her to check on me; her timely message healed me even though I solve my problems through Dreamvisions: I try to exist silently like a plotter because the mind is the command centre of everything that concerns you. Life is wild, I have to be very prudent! When I used to move out a lot (I would leave before sunrise and return after sunset), I was castigated for not staying home. It oppressed my mind too much that I started working from home instead and only go out when inevitable. My mother told me I have no money and always stressed that am jobless. Every sunrise is a fresh beginning: No matter how dark the night, the lonely Sun always rises (to shine brightly) again without complaining. Cheers to new days, resets and restarts! Whenever people shame my skinniness, I feel absolutely nothing - zilch, nara; my bodysize is the frame GOD gave me and am proud of it because I do not have to worry about weight loss exercises like obese people. I fast food every week to detox my body and also for spiritual reasons. I know am not perfect, so there is nothing anyone can say that can make me hate my life; I already know my downside. A Senior 5 classmate in my new school Macos (where I had been sold by SMACK despite getting 15 points which was within the promised 17 point cutoff mark threshold) kept calling me "daft, stupid, fake and boring (with cassava-stem legs)", but instead of believing him nor feeling shredded, I fought back mentally and almost killed him with physical punches. All he wanted was for me to amuse him about "Women, Arsenal and Computers"; how absurd! Simon (the fisherman or the other of Cyrene who carried the cross for YESU) says: Shut the fuck up! I will cut off your ear or break your nose. He did not even intimidate me; I had seen scarier boys in Kisubi (murderers, bullies, homosexuals, thieves, witches, etc) but the Devil was probably using him to try and steal my peace. We all get bored (I do too), but it is primitive to blame others for your boredom; sneak into class with a radio scanner, Walkman or something else like a magazine or novel. I told him in his face that I was "going to bury" him if he did not stop belittling me and he eased up. He would check my grade results to confirm if he had done better than me but find out he was actually dafter than me in academics; I always scored more points. Having knowledge about many earthly things does not mean I can tease other people about their ignorance (Tebagala kumanya [Translated from Luganda: They do not want to know]); noone owns knowledge nor correct answers, not even Bill Gates - his role model. I forgave the prick to save my own soul from damnation. The only knowledge we need is that JESUS died on a cross for our sins. If no employer hires you for a job, it's probably the LORD giving you Time to become an entrepreneur; use your talents, if not five, then at least two or one! Throughout boarding school, I bedwetted (and even a girl I fancied in primary school knew it), but it did not make me hate my existence. The harder I prayed not to bedwet, the more I peed in my sleep on some nights as if some water spirit was blocking my prayers and mocking me. The only efficient remedy I got was to put a waterproof Macintosh sheet on my mattress; I would recommend a mattress protector to anyone (including toddlers) with bedwetting problems. My beloved cousin rebuked me as "lousy" in 2010 and it felt like a belly stab but I forgave her tongue, then a South Sudanese chick in the US who wanted me to teach her Luganda language also labelled me a "useless man" via Facebook all because of money matters (Had told her bridewealth in the Bible starts at 50 Shekels which is 14 US Dollars) and I lost interest in chatting with her: Being dead broke is the root of all evil. I do not worship money; my trust is in GOD who feeds sparrows and clothes flowers, so moolah ain't a thing. Money is not even more valuable than family nor friends; it's just a number. Wait when digital currency becomes the norm, mere digits on screens depressing us for no reason. Money comes and goes, eat it like Pakistani rice: I use the little money in my life like other tools eg pliers, but the Almighty is LORD of the entire universe. Worship GOD, not Mammon money!
Organisations like Uganda Police Force (UPF) Emergency (999 or 112), Uganda Foundation for Suicide Prevention (UFSP), Mental Health Uganda (Call MHU on 0800-212121 for counselling), etc can help depression sufferers deal with suicide ideation. If Depression is a monster, then what do we do to a monster? We stretch its mouth so that it cannot bite like Samson wrestled with a lion, stone it and cut off its head with GOD's help like David versus Goliath or throw it in the fire like the viper snake that attached itself to Paul's hand; it's all mental.
Despite the pain, rejection, negative criticism, failures, complexes, family problems, etc, there is a way out...
Treatments for depression include: Medications (Antidepressants); Psychotherapy (Cognitive behavioural therapy, Interpersonal therapy); Lifestyle; etc...
Uganda's National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 0800 200 400 (Toll free)...
Butabika Mental Hospital is free...
Befrienders.org (charity registered in England and Wales) links suicidal people to members willing to listen to their problems and offer support 24/7. For Ugandans, the closest help centre out of over 90 globally is in Kenya...
Depression Sanctuary...
Be yourself...
No pressure...
Please stay...
Do not kill yourself...
Suicide is a ticket to Hell...
I refuse to cry...
Tolerate the pain...
Do not sob...
Stay alive...
We came to Earth with nothing and will depart with nothing, not even a shoelace...
Sometimes you win, other times you lose...
Pray, pray, pray; repeat...
If you are depressed, then take a deep rest...
Take a walk in the open air outside the four walls tormenting your mind...
Chai-3...
Tour Heaven...
BigAMBO [Words]...
Don't break when you're broken (Michael Jordan)...
The Red Dragon hates everybody...
Stress free...
Keep your head up...
Fear no bully; they only wear masks you can take off by facing off with them without timidity...
Suicide is when your own mind attacks you...
Life is about longsuffering (120 years of pain mixed with pleasure)...
Depression is not a monster like jabberwock; depression is a choice...
Depression is hunger in the mind; feed your mind with healthy words that nourish...
You overcome depression through prayer and mindshifting...
After misery, find happiness...
GOD is great, am not...
When society calls you zero, it doesn't make them Number 1; JESUS is Number 1...
Pray to GOD, the Father through JESUS! HE can solve any problem; they are all too small for HIM: Our FATHER who art in Heaven... Give us today our daily food and forgive us our sins... Deliver us from Evil...
Amen!
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GODisgreat, first and foremost! Without JESUS, no Heaven; hence no happy-iness! I have never seen GOD nor JESUS, but I have felt the fragrant presence of the wonderful Holy Spirit more than just once, used the name JESUS to escape from nightmares and met the Devil on Buganda Road in KLA City around 2006-7...
"Prince Of Peace" by 8 year old Akiane Kramarik... |
GODisgreat, yesterday, today and forever! YESU Magazine (Enquire, probe and investigate like Deuteronomy 13:14) is a Ugandan Parapsychology publication focussed on Prophecy but most importantly JESUS of Nazareth [aka YESU, ISA, YESHUA, YEEZUS, XP, etc]. At the name of JESUS every knee should bow, in Heaven and on Earth and under the Earth, and every tongue acknowledge that: JESUS Christ is Lord, to the glory of GOD the Father (Philippians 2:10-11). Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10). Behold! GOD said: Oh JESUS! I will cause You to die and raise Thee to MYSELF and clear Thee of the falsehoods of those who blaspheme; I will make those who follow Thee superior to those who reject Faith, to the Day of Resurrection: then shall ye all return unto ME, and I will judge between you of the matters wherein you dispute (Koran 3:55 [The Family of Imran]).
Like the Bereans (Acts 17:10-15), we should weigh prophecy carefully (1st Corinthians 14:29-33) so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. Do not treat prophecies with contempt but test them all; hold on to what is good, reject every kind of evil (1st Thessalonians 5:20-22). For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord JESUS Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of HIS majesty. HE received honour and glory from GOD the FATHER when the voice came to HIM from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is MY Son, whom I love; with HIM I am well pleased." We ourselves heard this voice that came from Heaven when we were with HIM on the sacred mountain. We also have the prophetic message as something completely reliable, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation of things. For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from GOD as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit (2nd Peter 1:16-21). Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from GOD, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognise the Spirit of GOD: every spirit that acknowledges that JESUS Christ has come in the flesh is from GOD, but every spirit that does not acknowledge JESUS is not from GOD. This is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world (1st John 4:1-3)...
JESUS Christ Quotes:
Repent, for the Kingdom of GOD has come near... (Matthew 4:17)
Come, follow me, and I will send you out to fish for people... (Matthew 4:19)
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in Heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you... (Matthew 5:11-12)
So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honoured by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing... (Matthew 6:2-3)
This, then is how you should pray: Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be YOUR name, YOUR Kingdom come, YOUR will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one... (Matthew 6:9-13)
For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. When you fast, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you... (Matthew 6:14-18)
So do not worry, saying, "What shall we eat?" or "What shall we drink?" or "What shall we wear?" For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first HIS Kingdom and HIS righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own... (Matthew 6:31-34)
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you... (Matthew 7:7)
So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets... (Matthew 7:12)
Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn-bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit... (Matthew 7:15-18)
Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in YOUR name and in YOUR name drive out demons and in YOUR name perform many miracles?" Then I will tell them plainly, "I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!" (Matthew 7:22-23)
Why do you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? Which is easier: to say, "Your sins are forgiven," or to say, "Get up and walk"? But I want you to know that the Son of Man has authority on Earth to forgive sins... (Matthew 9:4-6)
Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the Kingdom of Heaven is greater than he... And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come. Whoever has ears, let them hear... (Matthew 11:11-15)
For whoever does the will of my Father in Heaven is my brother and sister and mother... (Matthew 12:50)
The Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again, and then in his joy went and sold all he had and bought that field... (Matthew 13:44)
Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in Heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven; whatever you bind on Earth will be bound in Heaven, and whatever you loose on Earth will be loosed in Heaven... (Matthew 16:17-19)
Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of GOD, but merely human concerns. Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it. What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in HIS Father's glory with HIS angels, and then HE will reward each person according to what they have done... (Matthew 16:23-27)
If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from here to there," and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you... (Matthew 17:20)
The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and on the third day he will be raised to life... (Matthew 17:22-23)
Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery... (Matthew 19:8-9)
Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these... (Matthew 19:14)
If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me... (Matthew 19:21)
Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on HIS glorious throne, you who have followed ME will also sit on 12 thrones, judging the 12 tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for MY sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first... (Matthew 19:28-30)
For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you in advance. So if anyone tells you, "There he is, out in the desert," do not go out; or, "Here HE is, in the inner rooms," do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the East is visible even in the West, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. Immediately after the distress of those days "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken." Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven... (Matthew 24:24-30)
Then the King will say to those on HIS right, "Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was ill and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me... (Matthew 25:34-36)
Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this Gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her... (Matthew 26:10-13)
The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me... (Matthew 26:23)
This very night you will all fall away on account of me, for it is written: "I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered." But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee... Truly I tell you, this very night before the cock crows, you will disown me three times... (Matthew 26:31-34)
Why all this commotion and wailing? The child is not dead but asleep. Talitha koum (Little girl, I say to you, get up!) (Mark 5:39-41)
A prophet is not without honour except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home... (Mark 6:4).
Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me... Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see that the Kingdom of GOD has come with power... (Mark 8:34 to 9:1)
This kind can come out only by prayer... (Mark 9:29)
The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and after three days he will rise... (Mark 9:31)
Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing... (Luke 4:21)
Be quiet! Come out of him... (Luke 4:35)
Who touched me? Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out of me... Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace... (Luke 8:45-48)
Don't be afraid; just believe, and she will be healed... Stop wailing! She is not dead but asleep... My child, get up... (Luke 8:50-54)
Blessed are the eyes that see what you see. For I tell you that many prophets and kings wanted to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it... (Luke 10:23-24)
Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him! (Luke 11:11-13)
I tell you, whoever publicly acknowledges me before others, the Son of Man will also acknowledge before the angels of GOD. But whoever disowns me before others will be disowned before the angels of GOD. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven... (Luke 12:8-10)
Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. Consider the ravens: they do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet GOD feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! (Luke 12:22-25)
Why do you call me good? No one is good - except GOD alone... (Luke 18:19)
What is impossible with man is possible with GOD... Truly I tell you, no one who has left home or wife or brothers and sisters or parents or children for the sake of the Kingdom of GOD will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life... (Luke 18:27-30)
Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me; weep for yourselves and for your children. For the time will come when you will say, "Blessed are the childless women, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!" Then they will say to the mountains, "Fall on us!" and to the hills, "Cover us!" For if people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? (Luke 23:28-31)
Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing... (Luke 23:34)
Here truly is an Israelite in whom there is no deceit... I saw you while you were still under the fig-tree before Philip called you... You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig-tree. You will see greater things than that. Very truly I tell you, you will see Heaven open, and the angels of GOD ascending and descending on the Son of Man... (John 1:47-51)
Fill the jars with water... Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet... (John 2:7-8)
Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of GOD unless they are born again... of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit... (John 3:3-6)
The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband... Woman, believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem... (John 4:18-21)
Go, your son will live... (John 4:50)
Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from Heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from Heaven... I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty... For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day... (John 6:32-40)
Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness... (John 8:12)
Neither this man nor his parents sinned but this happened so that the works of GOD might be displayed in him... I am the light of the world... (John 9:3-5)
Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up... Lazarus is dead, and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him... (John 11:14)
Your brother will rise again... I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die... (John 11:23-26)
Take away the stone! Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the glory of GOD? Father, I thank YOU that YOU have heard me. I knew that YOU always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me... Lazarus, come out! Take off the grave clothes and let him go... (John 11:39-44)
What you are about to do, do quickly... (John 13:27)
I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me... (John 14:6)
All this I have spoken while still with you. But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid... (John 14:25-27)
Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for... Mary... Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, "I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my GOD and your GOD... (John 20:15-17)
Peace be with you... As the Father has sent me, I am sending you... Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone's sins, their sins are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven... (John 20:19-23)
Friends, haven't you any fish? Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some... (John 21:5-6)
Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. For John baptised with water, but in a few days you will be baptised with the Holy Spirit... you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the Earth... (Acts 1:4-8)
Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight... (Acts 9:11-12)
Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me... I have appeared to you to appoint you as a servant and as a witness of what you have seen and will see of me. I will rescue you from your own people and from the Gentiles. I am sending you to them to open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to GOD, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me... (Acts 26:14-18)
My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness... (2nd Corinthians 12:9)
I am the Alpha and the Omega, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty... (Revelation 1:8)
Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades... (Revelation 1:17-18
Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this... (Revelation 4:1)
Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, those who practise magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practises falsehood... (Revelation 22:14-15)
Yes, I am coming soon... (Revelation 22:20)
It is GOD who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship HIM. This is a Way that is straight... (KORAN 3:51 [The Family of Imran])
I am indeed a servant of GOD: HE hath given me revelation and made me a Prophet. And HE hath made me blessed wheresoever I be, and hath enjoined on me prayer and zakat as long as I live; (HE hath made me) kind to my mother, and not overbearing or unblest; So peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)... - (Baby JESUS in the Cradle, KORAN 19:30-33 [Mary])
The House of GOD is a silence within the soul... The only things we keep are those we give away... If one is full of love he can do nothing else than worship GOD; for GOD is love... Are not Samaritans and Greeks and Romans just as much the children of the Holy One as are the Jews? I think the Jews have built a wall about themselves, and they see nothing on the other side of it... (Aquarian Gospel Of JESUS The Christ by Levi H. Dowling)
JESUS MOVIES:
Civilization (1915);
The King Of Kings (1927);
Ben Hur (1959);
King of Kings (1961);
The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965);
La Voie Lactée [The Milky Way] (1969);
The Greatest Story Ever Told/ The Divine Mr. J/ The Thorn (1971/ 1974);
Pilate and Others (1972);
Gospel Road: A Story Of JESUS (1973);
JESUS Christ Superstar (1973 Musical);
GODspell (1973);
The Passion Plot (1976);
JESUS of Nazareth (1977);
The JESUS Film Project (1979);
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979);
JESUS - The Film (1986);
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988);
JESUS of Montreal (1989);
The Visual Bible: Matthew (1993);
Book of Life (1999);
JESUS (1999);
The Miracle Maker (2000);
The Visual Bible: The Gospel of John (2003);
The Passion Of The Christ (2004);
Son of Man (2006);
The Nativity Story (2006) is a very formidable Christmas flick;
The Messiah (2007);
Christmas In Kampala (Ugandan film) features many Ugawood legends including Moses Golola as King Herod, my Macos OG Nargiz Shiraz as Mary, Fun Factory's Brown as her sister Nanziri, Keloy Kemigisha as their mother, Salvado as Luuka who was Joseph's workmate at Kojja's carpentry workshop, Cotilda as Luuka's wife plus many other stars. The Three Wisemen who include two Blacks and one White are interviewed by newscaster Josephine Karungi for NTV at 1. Even Rabadaba sings a fresh rendition of his hit "Mukyamu" for the insatiable King Herod who calls himself "The Boss of all bosses". After JESUS is born in Kamwokya within a goat shed shown by Kijana (the street hawker), the main cast meets at the narrator Peter Katonene's mansion as a family, showing how brilliant Barbara Angopa's original film idea was;
The Gospel of Us (2012);
Son Of GOD (2014);
Last Days in the Desert (2015);
Histoire de Judas [Story of Judas] (2015);
Risen (2016);
Ben-Hur (2016 Remake)
The Young Messiah (2016);
Mary Magdalene (2018); etc
THE YESU CORNER (Either you go left or go right! Heaven or Hell?): 'Tis so sweet to trust in JESUS; HE is the Saviour of sinners, Name above all names, Defender when the Devil and demons attack, One Way to Heaven, Healer of the Sick and Broken (with 39 Stripes), True Double Happy-iness, Prophet of prophets, Agofe of agofes, Kabaka of kabakas, Emperor of emperors, Igwe of igwes, Kaiser of kaisers, KING of Kings and LORD of Lords. As a Dreamsurfer, I believe JESUS Christ is the Greatest Prophet of All-Time from Israel to Brazil, Bulgaria to Nigeria...
JESUS MENTIONS IN MOVIES:
Heaven Is For Real (2014 film): JESUS has a horse... Hey (Todd) Burpo! Next time there is a fire, maybe you can tell JESUS that instead of walking on water, HE should pour it on the fire...
Woodlawn (2015 film): Coach... I'd like to have a meeting with your football team... About JESUS Christ.../ One + Way...
All Between Us: I talked to the Lord (JESUS), that's all I did... We got our lil' JESUS thing going on...
Hard Target (1993 film): JESUS Christ, GOD damnit, he could have asked me for help...
The Case for Christ: Mum, who's JESUS?
No Regrets: JESUS Christ, I told her extra ham...
Lost In Translation (2003 film): This is hard, oh JESUS...
Save The Marriage (Lugbara film): He even boxes you? JESUS Christ...
Freaks (2018 film): JESUS, there goes my sellprice...
Fake: JESUS Christ, Daniel...
Fare: Eric, oh JESUS, oh my GOD...
Miracles from Heaven: Is JESUS also with me...
King Richard (2021 film): FATHER GOD JEHOVAH, we thank YOU for this food and the people who have prepared it... Don't let nobody get fat (Hahaha!)... In JESUS name we pray...
Freddy v Jason: JESUS...
What Love Is: JESUS Christ, you two are just disgusting...
8 Mile: JESUS, what happened to you...
Run: Emily, JESUS Christ...
The Punisher (2004 film): Ok! JESUS...
Inferno: Save us, JESUS...
Transporter 3: JESUS! Great...
GOD's Not Dead: Money, this life is temporary. JESUS is eternal...
Hard Rain: Oh yeah, I saw JESUS...
Moms' Night Out: Thank YOU JESUS, thank YOU GOD... JESUS will always be loving you with HIS arms opened wide, just for being you...
Bloodworth (2010 film): JESUS! Nikita and the FBI...
Pastor's Daughters: Blood of JESUS... I don't listen to rap. Do you know JESUS?... Stop all this crying and let's pray:... on behalf of my brother... Father GOD, we are asking... for a real Christmas miracle LORD... One that only YOU can bring GOD... in the name of... YEZUUS Christos...
Jingle All The Way: I'm desperate! JESUS...
Louder Than Words: JESUS...
Gone In 60 Seconds: JESUS C-why-ist...
Opus Of An Angel: Put in a little effort and the LORD does the rest...
Dreamsurfing
In 1999, my Senior 3A Class Monitor Isaac Semakadde called me to the left front of the classroom and asked me if I could become the SMACK Timekeeper alongside Paulson Tumutegereize in Senior 3C (The Best PLE Student in 1996 while Semaks came 3rd: I also got Aggregate 4 points on 4 subjects like them but was admitted Number 31 out of over a hundred "Bunsen burners" in the Block Owners Class of 1997-2002); I agreed immediately. I observed the 2nd Best PLE yearmate Brian Baingana (Senior 3B) in order to improve my academics and realised that what sets him apart is perhaps reading chapters ahead of the lessons taught in class. That is exactly what I had done in P7 but regressed. To accomplish my prefect work smoothly, I asked GOD to always wake me up at 5am so that I ring the first 5:30am bell. Sometimes, I would wake up at exactly 5 sharp after seeing very vivid dreamvisions including one with a soundtrack; that is when I started recording my dreams on paper. I told Semakadde that I saw him beat the whole country in Senior 4 UCE Exams and almost a decade later when I met him while walking through Makerere University Kampala (MUK) with my Best Friend (named Lili), he reminded me how my dream had come to pass.
I do not claim to be a Prophet nor Dream interpreter because I have got some predictions wrong before like when I would share my dream report on Arsenal's Facebook posts before kickoff and some backfired like someone with spiritual powers would turn things around: one time a squirrel ran on the pitch and after that fracas, the characters I thought would create a win instead caused a goal against Arsenal. I'm just a Dreamsurfer who lets his spirit sail in the ocean of subconscious data during sleep in order to pick guidelines for my days on Earth: I learnt deliberate "Dream Induction (Asking the right questions before dozing off)" in 2018 from Elvis Mbonye's 1st Book entitled "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come". You can try that technique too as you pray before sleep! Let the prophets speak! My 2nd cousin Edwin used to say that as a kid I would predict the winner of UTV Football Made in Germany matches correctly but they were just wild guesses. Meanwhile, Frieda Faith Letacie at UCU labelled me The Mentalist because of my Editorial Cartoons, another OG called me a Shrink (Psychoanalyst) but I believe anyone can receive hidden information. We are all connected to the spiritual realm and can access Akashic Records. Visions of the future travel faster than reality just like light travels faster than sound. I have seen so many prophetic dreamvisions that make me believe in GOD. These include the Arua Hill Stadium & Business Park whose construction started in 2019 but I had seen a completed structure in my 1st Year at UCU Mukono (2003-4): By 2023-4, it will be a headturner. Also as a fresher, one day I dreamt that I would meet a girl named "Jada". In the evening when I went for the Madi and West Nile Fellowship, I met a beautiful darkskinned South Sudanese campuser who gave me a very friendly hug; guessing her name correctly was confirmation of the dream's accuracy. She was studying SWASA but I had never seen her before. I dreamt I would top my Mass Communication class after reading extremely hard day and night in 1st semester and got a supplementary academic bursary for the whole of West Nile Diocese; saw Hon. Moses Ali in a dream before meeting him for my first time at the entrance to LDC - I did not even know whether I would go towards Makerere that day; dreamt of a politician in power threatening his kidnappers in 2013 and during the day heard news about Libyan Prime Minister Ali Zeidan released by some men; dreamt that the Devil was planning an attack in Somalia and Al Jazeera reported that 11 UPDF soldiers had been killed by an Al-Shabaab bomb which was the only Somalia story I heard that day. One morning in Kyebando, I woke up after hearing a familiar voice whisper: Use a condom! I brushed it off because I do not believe in contraceptives (though used to market them in Makindye) but before midday, I was unexpectedly visited by a loveable woman with arguably the thickest or biggest booty I had ever seen outside KLA; she has very sexy legs too and asked me if she could mop the house for me which meant bending over with the rug, so I fought off lust and simply talked to her and served breakfast afterwards to avoid any wahala of adultery or STDs. What if she was a shapeshifter on a mission; was the dream a precaution or trap? I sidestepped Streetlions on Jinja Road near Conrad Plaza after a dream warned me to be brave: JAH guide! Destruction walk(s) with smiling faces, Bugle told us that: Fear no Evil! In 2015, I woke up with a hunch that Arsenal would beat Aston Villa 4-0 in the FA Cup Final; Walcott would score the first goal while Giroud who did not even start would score the fourth (Hoped he was on the bench). I did not see who scored the 2nd nor 3rd goals but if I had betted on that match plus many others, I definitely would have won some perfect Money. The 2015 UEFA Champions League Final would have "Neymar mentioned in every town across the world" and I woke up confident Barcelona would win it; Neymar scored the third goal in a 3-1 triumph. Even if Juventus had netted a 2nd goal, Neymar would still be the hero. Before the 2016 Euro Final in France, I sent a Facebook message to Olivier Giroud requesting him to tell his teammates not to get frustrated: The referee would wrongly call a foul that would result in the winning goal for Portugal. During the match, there was a disputed call that made Paul Pogba slap the ground in anger. The next stop of the game was a goal on the left side of the field just like I saw in my dream. Two years later in Russia though, nobody (not even Luka Modric nor Messi) could stop France from clinching the FIFA World Cup: Pogba vindicatively scored one of the goals in the 4-2 thriller. France also won the UEFA Nations League in 2021 with Benzema who had missed out in Russia 2018. Did you see the blood on Messi's left sock during the 2021 Copa America? I got a dream highlighting rough opponents but good enough he came through the match. On the morning when AIGP Felix Kaweesi was assassinated in 2017, I woke up from a very painful dreamvision in Arua asking, "What was that; could it be Illuminati?" A few minutes later, I saw a photo of his bullet-riddled corpse and froze. In the dream, I was trying to figure out who the Guest of honour at UCU was, but he was dressed in a uniform like a Policeman. I have seen people in my dreams before getting Facebook notifications from them by nightfall or meeting them in reality at most three days later eg my Biggest Crush in West Nile during February 2019; totally unbelievable phenomena. After getting a warning in a 2021 dream that a public bombing was being planned somewhere outside Kampala, I woke up to hear that a bomb blast had happened in Komamboga. I was torn between posting on Facebook or telling Police. Other bombs came later. Four days before US President Joe Biden announced the withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in Twenty21, I saw him talk to me in a dream. I did not know what it meant but wrote it down because I had been dreamsurfing deliberately for certain answers. Although I prefer Trump who I saw in a 2019 dream, I cannot go as far as wearing Let's Go, Brandon! merch. I've seen several dreamvisions about M7 too: All we need is peace and tarmac; complaining about government is ingratitude to GOD for HIS gift to Uganda. Before the 2020 Coronavirus lockdown, I had seen a dream where Kampala streets were totally empty. When the impossible finally happened, it felt like Deja Vu even though I was in Arua. Dreamvision Tourism can be quite refreshing like Google Earth - you find yourself jumping to a downtown China Market or an Abu Dhabi Mosque; prophecy is not only about doom and gloom. There is also Dreamvision Cinema where I see blockbuster content. Sometimes I woke up and correctly guessed the movie NBS Amaso Ku Lutimbe would show: I'd switch on that TV channel at 3pm and get the pleasant shock of my life. Prophecy is not a myth. Personally, I believe the Enchantress in Suicide Squad and the Green Witch in 47 Ronin are the Most Evil film characters (beyond Hansel & Gretel witches) while the merciless Halloween killing monster (Myers) like Jason Krueger is scarier than Kawuula, Dracula and his three brides, IT, Jeepers Creepers, Valak (The Nun), Zombies plus the evil spirits in Ghostbusters or aliens trapped by Men In Black; there is No Country For Old Men. Everytime I see Pinhead from Hellraiser (film series), my skin starts itching; thieves are punished in Hell with pins in every body-cell. Dreams are not hopeless imaginations; even Typhoid nightmares explain something. Malaria meanwhile comes with fuzzy sight but it is still devilish. Life is spiritual; Dreams are a journey into the Spirit World and can be symbolic whereas Visions show you exactly what is going to happen. I do not claim to be holy; only GOD is holy and worthy of worship. I know my sins, that is why I need JESUS like everyone else. On Thursday 30th December 2021, I dreamt about being picked out from an auditorium filled to the ceiling (about three levels) with all the evil people who have ever existed in movies (or reality: Most Evil at the bottom) and flew towards the entrance to view a raised area with steps on the left like Heaven after Hell where I saw Levi Juice packed by clean and diligent women wearing gloves but supervised by one man who just stood and said nothing; a young "GOD's Son" dressed in all-gold with black glowings from his Chinese triangle hat to trousers plus a Security Control Room where you can see everything happening on Earth through video screens like Video Assistant Refereeing (VAR) including dudes throwing a glass jar at night into a certain compound after they are told to get off a white wall fence; it injures the hands of the man who tries to grab it when it lands down. GOD hears every thought too. Psalm 94:9 asks: Does HE who fashioned the ear not hear? Does HE who formed the eye not see? When HE replays secret unspoken thoughts on a black panel with multiple small squares that flicker pink according to the sound frequency of the recording in the right corner, you can actually judge yourself and feel repentant like Morgan Freeman who questioned GOD's logic (after the self-confessed atheist acted film roles portraying the Almighty). The following day which was the last one of the year, I found an unexpected Facebook friend request from Erica Mukisa Belinda Kimani, the former Ugandan witch who served the Devil for 18 years before visiting Heaven after her deliverance. Her story has always fascinated me because I was born in Jinja where it started and believe her no matter how deeply crazy it seems. After all, as a kid I wanted to get magic powers from an island on Lake Victoria beyond Jinja Sailing Club even though I didn't know how devilish it might be (Erica claims to have spent 7 years in Hell somewhere under the Jinja water). Before that, the last time I had seen a more troubling dream about Hell was when I woke up around 2017 to discover a video by a Korean girl who prayed very hard all night in 2009 and was shown by JESUS several visions of eternal torture which she painted with other artists. She warns against watching violent demonic movies that torment the soul, drinking spirits of snakes, smoking tobacco grown in Hell, making pornography, ignoring the Word of GOD, cheating on your spouse, suicide, telling lies, homosexuality, theft, etc. Repent your sins! Connecting my dreamvisions to waking reality has always been something I try to do; they offer some sort of alternative briefing report about what to expect when I awake: GOD is closer to us than the thoughts in our minds. One day I woke up after seeing a "Nissan Skyline" radiator design. I went to town in a taxi but walked back home early via Wampewo Road. When I reached a road that cuts left near some Kololo apartments, I saw a beautiful angelic-white probably brand new sedan rolling towards the avenue. I stood on the sidewalk and let it pass with a smile on my face because I had never seen a car like that before except in my morning dream. When I googled for the latest Nissan Skyline, the resemblance was prophetic. KATONDA munene!
I spent money recklessly in 2018 and remained with only a 500 UgX coin. A dream told me to tithe it in one of those trademark Church of Uganda bags with a wooden handle at the top and I obeyed which means my wallet became zero on that particular Sunday. By Tuesday, I had received a brown Arua Public School envelope with 500,000 UgX banknotes; GOD does not drink porridge. I cannot disclose all the prophetic dreams I have seen in this millenium but they are very many...
Ayiko mani ci, YESU oji onzi mani [Lugbara Translate: There is happiness for me, JESUS washed my sins]...
YESU Kristo ni Opi!
Glory to GOD!
YESU Magazine: Prophet To The Nations (Elvis Mbonye Quotes)
Below are quotes I transcribed from the Ugandan Mystic who leads the Zoe Fellowship that meets every Super Tuesday …
[4th
June 2013:] There's one leader in the South, while he's busy preparing for
something, for a future, he passes on and it is some dawn of a new era in that
nation. It appears like he sets up plans, it appears like he's moving on but
abruptly he passes on and something happens there... [Five years later in 2018, the same
exact prophecy was reproclaimed by Ruyonga - the voiceover for Mbonye's video media to explain the sudden,
unexpected death of 65 year old rebel-turned Opposition Leader
Afonso Dhlakama in the southern Republic of Mozambique. He died of a suspected
Heart Attack yet he was planning to run for Presidency in 2019. For me, the prophecy had already applied to Nelson Mandela (who
died on 5th December 2013) because Mbonye mentioned it when I first visited
his fellowship...]
[Twenty24
Prophecies (Tuesday 2nd January):] The year of Crowning… My eyes gazed upon this
nation... Electric powerlines... in the midst of a heavy storm... There's going
to be something that will affect the power grid... Something to do with the
(Source of the) Nile; South Africa: I heard a deep cry and mourning... I
perceived that a very prominent person shall pass on; United Kingdom: Saw a
great destabilisation, sudden pressure upon their current Prime Minister;
Somalia: State of emergency. Their leader was a target, a hit called on him,
his life is at stake. He survives narrowly but then the place becomes unstable.
I became conscious of Uganda, the words "Boots on the ground" came
up; Very huge scandal breakout in the area that has to do with minerals;
Newsclips coming out of Julian Assange (yellow, cream a bit shirt and black
jacket)... Some leaders began using his name as a popularity stunt; etc...
[Twenty23
Prophecies (Tuesday 3rd January):] The year of Praise; Turkey-Syria
Earthquake; Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) collapse; etc...
[Twenty22
Prophecies (Tuesday 4th January):] Today in the name of JESUS, am making you
multimillionaires. You are going to enjoy life today the way I enjoy it. Now
this same glory, it is taking you to the top. Your time for rising has come.
The glory is here... I know what is going to happen to a certain prominent man
in Rukungiri...
No
"Rich Dad, Poor Dad"! You only have one Rich DAD...
6th December 2022: Turn to the LORD our GOD, hallelujah! There are people who looked to Ethiopia and Egypt; now they look to the US, Dubai, all these things. Do you see Dubai there? Wait and see the news that will come from there... [A year and a half apocalyptic rain is dumped on Dubai in Twenty24]
[Twenty21
Prophecies (Tuesday 5th January):] Those who seem to have fallen will rise
again... Unbelievers who are spiritually dead shall begin to see the truth and
also wake up as well... People have agreed with Death, that's why to some
extent Death has prevailed... hallelujah, but the light that is beginning to
emerge and take over the intensity of it, hallelujah, it shall capture so many
that have collapsed... The Spirit of Grace is being poured out. The LORD
delivers HIS own people, hallelujah. When you shall see the month of August, I
really don't want to go there [Yes, whoa]! Hallelujah! X2. There's a lot to
celebrate about, eh! Am not saying when it gets, am saying by that time eh
[Yes]! Hallelujah [Amen], hallelujah [amen]! So you're expecting twice as much,
not so? Twice as much fun, you know some people don't believe in fun, eh!
Hallelujah! Heaven is not boring, eh. Hallelujah! Heaven has never been boring.
And you see, when HE created this Earth, everything that HE made it to appear
there's a lot you can do along, though darkness tried to: Now you can't go to
the beach without a nappy [Hehe] hahaha, but anyway. Hallelujah...
[Twenty20
Prophecies (Tuesday 7th January):] I heard the name Iga, Yiga, Iga, coming
in the news...
[Secret
Perspectives, Part 1:] The Devil operates in masks... You've got to uncover
him... He uses logic to draw you closer and closer to himself... Awaken from
the slumber being cast on the whole world... Faith is being sacrificed on the
altar of science...
Everything
we live in today is parallel to what is in the scripture...
Detailed
and specific... Year in, year out...
Has the
Pope ever said he hears from GOD? He is not on my level...
[They
Are Not Of This World:] I wake up when am seeing in the spirit... I'm not being
suspicious, hmm! If you have the ability to hear and understand me, then in
that moment you are in the spirit. Deep calleth unto deep. When am speaking, am
not calling from the rational mind... I have to adjust myself to be normal
because when I wake up, am seeing both dimensions. I'm not saying it
casually... I know how unbalanced it can get me to... Whenever a revelation of
GOD is given, a church is built and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against
it. Fear... Failure... Darkness... Death... Bankruptcy, everything shall not prevail...
There, you are seeing as you ought to see. Arise and shine for your light has
come and the glory of GOD has risen upon you... Enter the realm of the spirit
and realise that there is nothing on this ground absolutely impossible...
[2019
Prophecies (Tuesday 1st January):] UK... Boris Johnson...
Then I
saw the United States, there was talks of: Impeachment, Impeachment,
Impeachment Trump, Impeachment Trump, and, er, what I witnessed eventually was
almost like a contradiction
because at a time where it looks like he was being taken down, his popularity
instead shot high..."
[The
Wonders Of Your New GOD-given Name:] The Spirit Realm is the Most Important, it
is the parent realm. When you access the reality of the realm of the spirit,
you have accessed the real deal..."
Do you
see what I see?
Do you
believe in Prophecy?
Where
Heaven broadcasts live...
This is
how we do it...
Something's
moving, something's changing. See HIS glory, feels like Heaven on Earth...
If we
know who holds tomorrow, then it is of necessity that we already know what
tomorrow holds...
GOD is
everywhere but HE does not meet with people everywhere...
[Excerpts
from "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come" (Book by Elvis Mbonye)
Ch.5 (Unlocking the mystery of dreams):] 5.1 A doorway into the mysterious: If
you sleep for eight hours every night, then you spend a third of your life
asleep. Since we spend such a big part of our lives in sleep, we might as well
learn how to make the most of it. If we do, then many of our life puzzles will
be solved seamlessly... 5.2 Dream Activation: Dreams are not just dramatized
rearrangements of the things that make impressions on our minds during the day.
No doubt some are. However, the level of dreams I am unveiling to you are the
kind which baffle the human imagination with presentations that have never been
contemplated before... I am not seeking anybody’s approval... Therefore, when
you have what you consider ‘a difficult decision’ to make, one that bears
strongly on your future, or when you fail to see the solution to your problem,
begin at once to engage the dreaming faculty within you by contemplating on the
solution in a relaxed or expectant mood before drifting off to sleep. Your
deliberate contemplation, as you go to sleep, arouses the powerful latency
which is within you and dramatizes the answer in form of a dream...
[2018
Prophecies (Tuesday 2nd
January):] Glory to
GOD! Motherland, Uganda, now I want you to be so attentive here! These are the
things, you can see them come to pass and they are like signs but am talking
about things that directly impact you. So, and now we have crossed all of us,
eh?! Er, first of all, do you remember, those of you who have been around the
time when I prophesied about the growing of maize and you know, and agriculture
and then you know? We looked like we were just prophesying and the nation was
not hearing and the drought that followed afterwards. You see, if this nation
was only wise enough, it would pay attention because you see, that time drought
became a central thing, the Most Influential Thing, the Most Impactful Thing on
the Land. Now if you hear a prophetic word and then you position accordingly,
then you are blessed and you avoid certain things. So the Spirit of GOD showed
me and it was all good, hehehe, ha! I saw Uganda and I entered into this year
(2018) and the Spirit of GOD told me: This year, investments, investments are
going to be very favourable! Now you see, when we talk, when I talk, I do not
talk based on, oh then I started this, wah di di di, then analyse, that's not
our realm. I speak as one who has no knowledge but from Above. And so I saw
that investments is going to be very favourable. Now if you look in the
natural, these are some of the things where you go into the natural and you see
things that can, er, might be, might oppose this and he showed me something
that was especially significant with these investments. HE said: Uganda shall
be a centrepoint of foreign investments; you are going to see huge, you are
going to see a huge, an interest, some kind of bizarre interest from huge
investers that are renown and are coming to invest here. So this year, the
entire focus for the local, I mean the individual, but the national as well,
for the foreign ones, the Spirit of GOD says: If those that are in leadership,
prayer is made for them, that they may know and execu, that they may know the laws,
and you know that would take advantage of, of, of, of what is about to unfold,
that they may position themselves, then the nation shall tap into resources
that are meant to bless it this year. Because you see, it's one thing to have
the interest come, it's another thing to have guys that are operating without
the wisdom to make use of what you will see but you will see renown and they
will be massive. And it will almost be like, investment, investment, actually
Investment Authority like being the Centre of News for a very long time,
investment, investment...
I was
taken to... his secret chamber, I saw a man who came to meet him... and this
man used to belong... haha! Er, wait a bit, and, er, first even me who was
standing there, I was shocked... So I was standing in shock and am looking and
am thinking: Wait a minute, how is this playing out? Because, now right there I
was thinking: I think this man had separated from his boss and, er, and I was
seeing and this man didn't even stand for Presidency, there I've gotten you
now, because he actually didn't stand. And this man, this soldier, oh errrr,
okay, so, was given, he was; he took off his T-shirt and was given by his boss
another T-shirt this time to wear and he was happy and then he went out. Now
the rest, the LORD will, you know, hahahaha! Hahahaha, you see, now let's not
do this because it has now, okay! So this guy, this guy was very very very
very, he seemed like very happy with this new T-shirt that he was given. For
some reason, it was black and yellow - the T-shirt, coz I remember the colour
that he exchanged it with... Thank YOU, JESUS!
[2018
OSCARS: Nominations Voting would begin on Friday 5th January until the Tuesday
23rd January 2018 Announcement:] I didn't see the Oscars but if you want to, I can
go there [Sunday 4th March 2018, two months ahead] right here, hahahaha!
(((((Speaking in tongues))))) This is the realm of YOUR glory... Just be
praying, playing "This Is The Realm Of Your Glory"! You see, what am
attempting to do here, it is, er, it is not an easy thing. If I had done it
when am alone secluded, it's one thing coz I know what I do and I know what it
takes. There're certain prophetic revelations which you've got to pass certain
barriers in the spirit. Hollywood to the large extent is dominated by demonic
entities and high level demons at that because they are the ones who actually
control the sight of men. So now, the reason as to why I can do it here is to
show you that JESUS is Lord over Hollywood and also
some of our guys who are in entertainment here to know that you are under a
grace that those Hollywood guys cannot hide. So you see, eh, when you are told
over and over again that when you come here, you've really come to a place
unlike any other in the world, I know what am talking about and you should know
what that actually means because no one I know can do it but I can do it,
hahahaha! So, glory to GOD! It is, thank you, it is subject, it is subject, it
will be subject to interpretations if I get the interpretation wrong, it is because
of the timing here. So I want you to understand that, that this is a high level
thing am going to do here in a short timespan, so am bound to get certain
interpretations that I tap in not rightly... First keep quiet a bit! I'm
beginning to hear sounds, reduce a bit! I hear: Best Adapted Screenplay and,
er, I hear the one who takes it, I hear: "Call Me By Your Name", Best
Adapted Screenplay goes to "Call Me By Your Name". Best Adapted
Screenplay goes to, I think a movie "Call Me By Your Name". I hear: Best
Animated Feature, then I see C-O-C-O! Coco, Coco! I see the one who takes the
Production Design, Best Production Design: "The Shape Of Water", the
movie "The Shape Of Water". I, I, I hear Best Film Editor and I see
"Dunkirk", D-U-N-K-I-R-K! Then I hear Best Supporting Actress: Laurie
Metclaf, Raurie Metcalf, Laurie Metcalf! Then I see Best Actor: Gary Oldman,
Gary Oldman! Sound Editor, Sound Editing: "Dunkirk",
"Dunkirk"! I'm hearing a song "Remember Me", Best Song,
Best Song: "Remember Me". Just lift your hands to HIM... [Final
Results: 87.5 percent fulfilled, one fail out of eight: Allison Janney
(I, Tonya) won Best Supporting Actress instead of the prophesied Laurie Metcalf
(Lady Bird). Personally, I wanted "Miss Lady Bird" to win because am not so much into figure skating and
Laurie’s character reminds me of my own mother who told me to write my own book
(entitled “Dreamsurfing”) after reading Mbonye’s first...]
I saw a
lady who I know and who you know who is a global figure in the US and, er, I was
shocked because I had never conceived at all that she had lesbian tendencies
and, er, I saw and I was shocked and here is a person who is not Black; here's
a lady, powerful lady in the US who is not Black, hehehe...
[2018
PROPHETIC UTTERANCE:] The words came to me and I wrote them down. HE says:
"Enlarge the place of your tent and let them stretch forth the curtain of
thine habitation. Spare not; lengthen thy cords, and strengthen thy stakes. For
thou shall break forth on the right and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit
the Gentiles and make the desolate cities to be inhabited." And I found it
was in Isaiah [Chapter 54, verses 2-3]/ Whatever you have entered this year
with shall first multiply into two and then it shall keep expanding and expanding.
But the Spirit of GOD said you enter into it and realise you are much bigger
than the space you are in right now... The Spirit of GOD is desirous to bless
you much more than you are seeking for the blessing... Glory to GOD! And the
Spirit of GOD says: "This is not only for you, it shall be as well for
those who are tapped into the prophetic grace... This year... I desire to make
them shine; I desire to bring gladness to their soul. I desire to take over the
kingdoms of this world. Will my people hear my voice and heed my voice over the
voices of the nations?"
[COMMAND
YOUR MORNING, EPISODE 959:] The things JESUS went through, I saw them in a
vision. GOD took me to a place, to that place at the Cross where I saw it like
no movie has ever portrayed it. The darkness... I saw into the spirit the horde
of hell that had been released, the pain and the horror and the fear that HE
experienced... diseases... That will shock so many people but if you seek GOD,
you'll find out that am true and am telling you the truth... (GOD) has extended
mercy and grace to you through Christ... When JESUS died, all your sins were
future. So you better believe that HE deals with the future as well...
Things
happen, we see them out here as accidents but they are staged in the spirit. So
we as children of GOD we speak peace and protection in the name of JESUS...
What do
you have that the Spirit of GOD can work with? Do not be void of imagination,
do not be void of the picture of how far the LORD can take you, will take you
and is taking you! There's a grace that is here... [While ministering in Angola
during 2017]
Some of
us mean business with GOD; we are not preachers, preachers; we are Men of GOD!
When GOD sends you HIS man, HE has come to you...
When we
come across those people who hate us, it's because they hate the LORD. Those
who love the LORD will love us because we are the expression of HIS image...
Can you get me my iPad, my scroll sorry... [Dinner Concert Gala on Friday 1st
September 2017]
[7th
August 2012:] There's a person who is going to rise up, an individual that is
going to rise up and he's going to be so vocal in defiance, so vocal in
defiance. And um, here is an individual, um, who will come and is speaking or
defying things and secretive things concerning the leader in this nation. Now
the defiance shall really be a move of GOD to expose certain hidden agendas
which GOD is not into... [Six months
later, News Media
reported that General David Tinyefunza claimed in his secret dossier that some senior Army officers plan to assassinate top
government officials who are believed to oppose an alleged plan to propel M7's
Son Brigadier Muhoozi Kainerugaba into Presidency]
A time
has come where the prophets of Baal shall contend with the Prophet of GOD...
They are trying to make up some kind of legislation, you will see it... I know
the Pharisees who are actually instigating it... [Daily Monitor Newspaper
Headline: Clerics Support Policy To Regulate Religious Activities]
There
are things in the spirit realm which will begin to show the Kingdom, the order
of it, the pattern of it, so much so that there will not be any confusion
whatsoever. That the Children of GOD will be able to see their path clearly.
That what has been obscured by the ways of man will eventually vanish before
their eyes. And the path that will be before them shall be a path that is lit
up by the Word of GOD, by the revelation of the Spirit, says the Holy Ghost...
[1st August 2017]
Do not
say in your heart: Where shall I go? Where shall I hide? How shall I turn from
this? The Spirit of the LORD says, 'I have been with you even when you have not
recognized Me. I have taken you through things. I have taken you through
places. I have taken you through moments that you thought were going to swallow
you. But I took you out,’ says the Spirit of the LORD. ‘I shall not cause, I
shall not allow a hair from your head to drop. I shall not allow anything to
harm you my child. Think not that my future is bleak, for it is bright. Yea
even as I have been with you, so shall I be with you. I shall open your eyes to
this; that you may see me that yea I am with you and I uphold you with my
righteous right hand. Look into the future and see that I am there, that you
may know that where I am, there also you shall be. There is no future you have
outside of me,’ says the Spirit of the LORD. I am your future, and even as I am
your future, your future is certain,’ says the Spirit of the living GOD...
[18th July 2017]
Begin
to realise that your optimum self equates to Christ JESUS... The moment you find
yourself closed in, you are in your lesser self. There's always a way out if
you are in touch with that Highest Self because it cannot be bound...
I do
not design my pledge cards (with minimum 200,000 UgX). Most of the time I do
not know what my staff is doing. I only show up to minister...
I do
not answer to people who talk about me yet they know nothing about me. It is
like the President being concerned that a bodaboda man is complaining about how
the government is run...
Government
officials attend the fellowships and many approach me for guidance...
The
East African thing is the Will of GOD...
The
best part of being a prophet though is the experiences I get every night, to
the level of accessing the very Throne of GOD once in a while. I cannot trade
that for anything...
GOD is
not lost, nor has HE chosen to hide HIMSELF from HIS creation. When it does
appear so, leading to the quest many have embarked on to find HIM, it is
precisely because man is either lost or somewhat hidden from GOD’s realm...
No man
or woman living on this side of the Cross - after JESUS' Death and Resurrection
- should ever subscribe to this 'hidden GOD' or 'out-of-reach-GOD'
misconception. Remember that after JESUS' Death, the veil into GOD's dwelling
place (the Holy of Holies) was rent open, signifying that GOD would from then
be openly accessible to whomever? [WordPress.com Blog: The True Spirit of
Prophecy (Consciousness: Your Door to Reality Pt 2), 21st January 2011]
Whatever
you experience in life are of the yield after your kind... You just cannot have
an orange tree yielding a mango... Life has been set in motion along those very
definite principles... Most people don't assess their life on this basis. Give
an example, someone studied Engineering, went to campus and that was the course
he did for 4 years, graduated in it. But then after 4, 5 years, you find that
person is a janitor. So you wonder, how can an engineer become a janitor? He
was never an engineer. He yielded fruit after his kind, he was a janitor
studying Engineering, no matter how much he passed it...
Anything
Spirit is higher than what is natural. Do you know, many of the things we know
and appreciate today are a result of spiritual prowess?
Some of
the beautiful Art which still compels many people was not a product of some guy
sitting down and trying to draw something out of his head. If you read some of
those dead guys I think Leonardo da Vinci, those fellows who produced marvelous
work that has captivated the world to this day, have you? They laid back and got
to some point where it was not the activity they already knew, that's what they
put down. There's this part of them they allowed to flow, they became creative
and allowed that part to flow and came up with works which astounded them
themselves...
I can actually
look at a person without having gone, like Moses, years in Medical School and
diagnose their disease. Not only diagnose their disease but also heal it, glory
to GOD!
Religion
places hypocrisy in people; they complain and attack messages about money yet
they have worked the whole week for it…
They
say, ‘Which intelligence are you using to give us that info?’ I tell them, ‘The
Heavenly Intelligence’…
The
LORD has just told me that, er: Next Tuesday we'll have a Holy Communion
Service. There's going to be a lot that will be put together! If your health
was falling apart, it will be put together. Your finances, your relationship,
they will be put together. Glory to GOD...
As we
partake of this Holy Communion, things shall be restored, one by one by one...
There
is a lady I told some years ago. She was complaining about, ‘My ki-husband, my
ki-husband!’ Then I told her, you look at this guy born again, then I quoted
this scripture from Peter which talks about how husbands are influenced by
their wives. Begin seeing him as this loving guy, not this ki-guy. And I pray
the guy is not here, but he changed after she began to see that divine
perspective…
Negativity
is from the pit of hell...
A time
comes when you realise that there is just one way up...
Whoever
receives a Prophet in the name of a Prophet shall receive a Prophet's reward...
Some are prophets... Not everyone is a Prophet... Back in the 40s, I was not
yet born but you could find everyone making crusades, calling themselves
Evangelist... Then we went through a time when the LORD was doing something to
do with Pastor... Anyone who comes like a preacher, people will most likely
refer to them as pastor. Then the emphasis of a local Church: (Which Church do
you attend?) because the Pastor is basically the local Church... Pastor Pastor
became almost like the main thing... Now in these Last Days, it is the Office
of the Prophet that the LORD is designing HIS Church; HE is making it more
prominent... You will see an increase in number of pastors trying to call
themselves prophets, apostles trying to call themselves prophets, evangelists
trying to call themselves prophets... It's because of a lack of knowledge...
Some, teachers! These giftings are an expression of the totality of Christ...
JESUS is referred to as the Good Shepherd which means Pastor. At another place,
you will see HIM
being referred to as Rabbi meaning Teacher... HE refers to HIMSELF as a Prophet: A Prophet is
without honour in his own home... You will see the evangelistical when HE calls those who are
heavyladen... You will see HIM
in these five ministerial callings... HE distributes HIMSELF; HE gave gifts unto men...
Ephesians 4:7...
Once
you mention the word "Prophet", the alarm bells that go off (are):
false prophet, false prophet! And that has in a very cunning crafty way been
sown in our midst by the enemy because he knows how devastating the prophetic
anointing can be to his kingdom. So he goes and sows all this fear and
cynicism... all this talk from the spirit of darkness to sow confusion...
The
Revelation of GOD is taking prominence in our midst... You will be amazed at
how things can be so easy just by realising or recognising this that the Spirit
of GOD wants you to know...
[COMMAND
YOUR MORNING, EPISODE 954:] You remember Jeremiah when he was called of the
LORD?! When he was young, the Spirit of the LORD told him: Before you were
formed in your mother's womb, I knew you! And then HE said: I ordained you to
be a Prophet, long before even you were born. So much so that when Jeremiah is
born and he comes onto the scene of the Earth, he has a prophetic call on his
life; he is a Prophet... Jeremiah's experience resonates with mine as a prophet
because I know exactly what it means when the LORD told Jeremiah that: (Before
you were formed in your mother's womb, I called you to be a prophet. I ordained
you to be a prophet...) I remember, as far back as I can remember, always being
aware of a realm that was higher than the physical... I had this awareness of
the heavenly, of the Heavenly Father, of the LORD. My family was not a
Bornagain Christian family... (but) I was always communing with the heavenly.
Everything that I interacted with, I would sense the life of GOD... I remember
experiencing apparitions, appearances both of the heavenly and sometimes,
actually many times of the other side of darkness; I was attacked by the
demonic... Some of those moments would be in the night, I would wake up to what
looked like young glowing children that seemed to be of my age and they had
wings and they would carry me on and take me. I don't know how it happened but
they would somehow manage to take me through the roof and we would go and
interact with these angelic beings that the LORD would send, in a language that
wasn't English but somehow we would interact with them in the language that was
spiritual... I would share with my siblings some of these experiences and they
wanted to experience some of these things as well but obviously they didn't...
The LORD appeared to me right at the foot of my bed, I was sleeping and then I
woke up and this time it was HIM
and I knew it was JESUS. So HE
stretched HIS
hands towards me and I stretched back my feeble little hands. I was a child,
remember! While I held HIM,
HE drew me to
HIMSELF and
carried me and again we went through the roof, we were running and we were into
the heavenlies. We passed through different lands that I can't fully understand
even now to this day... Right there, I was taken to a beautiful garden,
beautiful crystal-clear waters, various locations. For lack of a better word,
we were just having fun with the LORD. I was excited and then HE brought me
back. I remember having several of such experiences as a child. As I grew,
because these experiences that I was having were not always good, sometimes it
was demonic attacking me in the night, so I had really many frightening nights
such that I tried to run away as I grew up and went through studies, I tried to
run away from everything prophetic. I decided: Okay, let me involve myself in
all things that would put away my consciousness from these supernatural things.
So I went, I tried to run as far away from it. I studied evolution, I tried to
become stubbornly hardened from these things. So, I remember I had nearly
succeeded. I remember this one time, there was this girl I was going out with,
yes I was going out with this girl, hehe, and, er, I remember it was one of
those prophetic moments after some time. So she, I remember after coming to see
me, I remember after I stared into her, I saw that someone had written to her a
letter. Then I started, so I asked her: Someone has written to you a letter?
Then she was shocked. Then I told her: This is what it said! So I started
reading the letter to her from the beginning to the end. She was shocked again,
then I told her: Bring that letter! So she went and brought the letter and I
saw and I was shocked. I was also shocked that that is what it said and then
after that, she said: (Okay, tear it!) and the rest is history! So, this
reminded me of those encounters that I used to have. But then the strange bit
was, I was not yet saved, I wasn't yet. So it was shocking, so I decided: I
will not think about this! But again remember that these giftings were all
along in me yet not yet sanctified because I wasn't yet bornagain. Just because
your calling is always with you, until the time you become bornagain, that is
when your calling is fashioned now, it's brought into the Throne of Grace to
now glorify GOD. If you are called to sing music, you will have that gifting or
that talent and then when you become bornagain it will only be redirected to
glorify GOD... A time comes and am bornagain. Now when am bornagain that day, a
very spectacular day, the Spirit of GOD ushers me in a trance and I see the
LORD and HE tells me, that was the first time the LORD told me: (I HAVE CALLED
YOU TO BE A PROPHET!) I now knew that I was called to be a prophet. The next
morning, this same thing that used to happen way back before I had tried to
silence it starts, is awakened, only this time it is different because this
time it has GOD as the foundation of it...
I was
going to the library with this girl and somehow, I looked at her and told her
the boy sitted in front of her in the library, had written a letter to her. She
was shocked and turned around with wide open eyes in disbelief. I went ahead
and even disclosed contents of the letter to her yet I had not seen it
physically and she was shocked. That was my first prophetic experience... While
praying for 4 hours nonstop with my sisters at home, I heard a voice of the
LORD saying I have called you to be a prophet. So I got up with the same power
of prophecy flooding...
I’m
saying these things by the Spirit. If you guys knew how I receive these things,
you would know the Way and get lifted out of situations. If GOD be for you, who
can be against you? No fierce opposition, antagonism can put you down. Begin
seeing yourself that way and you will change, glory to GOD. Lift up your hands
and pray in other tongues…
Out
there, the prophetic realm is something that is so misunderstood; there is
gross ignorance about it. I received messages after guys had seen that NTV
thing and realized that not only scripturally but even grammatically, people do
not understand the prophetic. Someone asked, ‘Can you please prophetise to me?’
(Hahaha!) Then I thought that was big enough! Then another wrote, ‘Can you
please prophesise on me?’ I said now the ignorance goes beyond, as if it would
not get worse, another one. ‘You please propheshy’…
If the
devil can manage to show you something that is in contradiction and convinces
you that what you see in your situation is actually true, then he has gotten
you! But then, there is another World where you exist and in that World, you
are in perfect harmony with GOD and HIS Spirit and that is the World of your
spirit. You have no credence of GOD and you in that World of Spirit though you
get so preoccupied with this other outside fallen world that is actually a Lie.
That is how you are held in bondage because you are spiritually subjecting
yourself to it by acknowledging or admitting that it is the true world. If you
are to define what Truth is in its right sense, it should be that which does
not change. If anything changes, you cannot say it is true. We know GOD doesn’t
change…
I shall
cause you to bear fruit that no man nor evil can snatch from you, says the
Spirit of the LORD. Behold, I bring you to a place where MY word establishes
you and not even yourself can take yourself from it...
Turn to
your neighbours and tell them: By this time tomorrow, I will be in a better
place. Say to yourself: Somewhere in the future, I look better than I look
now...
The
veil is your Lowest Self whom you have grown accustomed to because you have
functioned or operated on that plane, for example you went to school and they
presented exam tests for you to pass. So when you took them on, the part of you
that you engaged was your intellect; you analyse things and tried memory.
Everything was that part of you and so if it was Math, there was a time I told
Moses I did PCB/M. I told Moses I know Sub Math eh, I didn't like it. He told
me: (Sub Math, me it was okay!) I looked at the guy: See this guy, how can you
say Sub Math was okay? Heehee! What happens, everything that you experience,
you take on the level of that limited self, that fallen self. So when you
encountered a problem, you had experiences based on those encounters. So when
you faced Math, you realised: I'm not a Math guy! We cannot handle so you came
up with excuses such as: What will a quadratic equation help me in counting my
money? So you put Math aside. But when you faced all those things, they defined
you to, ya, and the you they defined was not your glorious self, it was your
Lowest. What they try to achieve is bring out, veil out that Optimum Highest
Self of you...
People
will attack wealth and health in a very cynical way like: "For me, all I
need is GOD if I only have just a little to get by." And then they have
that just a little to get by, but feel they need much more than what they have.
But they are sowing seed - that just a little - by attacking abundance...
Watch
and pray, before you has been set life and death, blessing and cursing! And the
LORD would have you choose life: It would mean anything that is uplifting,
anything that is progressive, not regressive nor depreciating...
Because
of the fallen nature, people are so prone to what is negative and fallen that
they will grasp it with a greater intensity than that which is good, lovely,
noble and from GOD...
I was
caught up in the angelic realm... somewhere in the air... The LORD suddenly
disappeared (but I could see angels worship sweetly at a distance)... While I
was watching, another angel came and passed by flapping and then when I was
going to look, the LORD spoke to me (though HE wasn't visible), "Don't
look at its face!" Then I realised, that was a fallen angel. So this thing
flew and then turned... I was staring at the face of this creature... It
prepared to charge at me. The LORD told me again, "Don't look at it, look
up (where the angels are)..." So when I looked up, there was a glory and
it was affecting me... I could feel this thing flapping, falling down, flapping
until it vanished...
You
find a child of GOD who is in warfare from the time the year began up to the
end. Man, warfare has never come to an end. And then you will meet someone else
whom the Devil can't access. He that dwells in the secret place of the MOST
HIGH shall abide under the Shadow of the MOST HIGH. Now the Devil has no access
to that secret place. It says you will be protected from the snare of the
fowler...
The
LORD is my inheritance... 80 percent of the secrets he reveals to me are not
for sharing...
Some of
our leaders don't seem to be in touch with where GOD is leading us as a nation.
I remember a couple of years ago when the LORD, the LORD began showing, told me
about, er, the different phases of the seasons that we are in, that we'll go in
as a nation. So HE showed me how the current President (M7) was appointed, was
actually called of GOD for such a time as this. There's something that GOD was
doing within the land and HE was establishing something, basically Security and
some of those things. So HE used him to establish that which HE wanted to do in
the land...
A time
comes when you've got to realise that GOD is here, that this platform is the
platform of GOD. And you know how sure you can be about that? It is because I
am not my own... What is happening here is GOD in demonstration... [1st March
2016]
I'm
seeing, I am looking in your phone and am seeing: "For the LORD is good
and HIS love endures forever!" Glory to GOD! Is that true? It's true,
glory to GOD! Let's continue praying...
There
is nothing under the sun, there's no affair of man that you can take out of the
leading of GOD, of the leading of the Spirit and not go astray without negative
consequences...
I
remember years ago when there was the Walk-to-Work movement, you remember... I
remember I prophesied the date, the month and the date in which it would be
stopped. And some voices went around saying: That is a Government person!
hahaha! Now am prophesying something that appears anti-, you know, really
government: That is Opposition person...
You
will only experience that which you have embraced, which you have believed...
Embrace GOD at a much deeper level...
One of
the reasons we step into the future, you will not accuse me of stagemanaging
the future. So now I'll prophesy something in the political realm. Now in case
you accuse me of being in touch with the insiders in the political realm, then
I'll prophesy something to do with, let's say, weather patterns, something that
has natural catastrophes. So you'll not accuse me of playing out with those
forces of nature. We have deliberate unbelievers, what I've come to call
unbelieving believers, really deliberate. It's not a case of GOD not being in
their face, it's just a case of: I deliberately refuse to believe! and that is
it...
This is
what I see: I see that it has happened even in your family, am talking
physical, eh! There's a lady, has to be a grandmother that is even in, like,
she's almost into 100s. How old is she? 98, eh, okay! That's your grandmother?
Now the Spirit of GOD says: That is a sign of long life that HE's blessed her
with and is blessing all you through with, eh. So HE says: If you appreciate
that life, the life element, everything will be put in its place and HIS power
shall work in your life like the way HIS power has worked and you have not
recognised it for most of the part. Now this is what the Spirit of GOD is again
telling me to tell you; HE's telling me that: HE has worked in your life since
1980. What does that year mean to you? Okay, HE says since 1980 to date. What
does June 22nd have to do with you? Your birthday! Okay, since your birthday to
date, the Spirit of GOD has been at work in your life. There's a lady and I see
a lady and I see something special coming up. I see October 13th, er! Who's
Doreen? Don't forget October 13th, it is your anniversary. It is your
anniversary? Okay, and the LORD says! Had you forgotten it? You look like you
had forgotten it. Okay, the LORD says! Is this Doreen, she's called Doreen?
Okay, the LORD says: Don't forget that day, the way you will treat her because
of the faithfulness she has been around you on that day. Do you know Kashari?
That's where you were born, okay...
I know
what exactly I will be doing in eternity...
Experience
GOD, not just needs being met! If GOD is the yield of life in manifestation,
then how can needs stay? All needs and wants are cleared, glory to GOD...
GOD has
never been sabotaged, HE cannot be sabotaged. HE said I will open a door that
no man can shut. That life can be experienced based on the degree of openness
that you allow it into you...
Just
position yourself for increase, for growth, for fellowship with GOD...
In my
quiet time, I could see the path ahead of me more distinctly. I knew that
pursuing my call would come with its share of pitfalls, persecution and
rejection...
I'm so
glad I chose GOD's grand plan, not just for me but for you...
In your
time of need, you don't need an argument; you need an experience! Someone with
an experience is never at the mercy of someone with just an argument. So
whatever disposition: believer, agnostic, atheist or anything inbetween, I dare
you to delve further into what is being presented to you from the Spirit of GOD
as the prophetic...
I'm
seeing like 300,000 for rent! It's you? 300,000 for rent? Come! You pay
300,000? The LORD told me to pay your next six ones. First come! That last
month, she gave her rent towards Hilton, glory to GOD...
As long
as Christianity denies or obscures its eternal or supernatural abilities in
favour of a lifeless gospel which is nothing but a set of rules, it cannot
reach its full potential and save the so-called spiritual seekers from the
snare of the Evil One...
I
remember when I was in Entebbe at a Friday Overnight, am praying and all of a
sudden, I see a group of entities that are approaching the land and then in the
vision, I clearly see them hovering over this nation and then an interpretation
comes to me in spirit that these are actually demonic entities that have come
to take over, to start performing, to be the influence behind the child
sacrifices. And you know after that there was a horrific wave of child
sacrifices as never before...
The
future is held up in GOD, the future goes way beyond what economists can
project or predict, scientists can project or predict. The prophetic is a
testimony of the mind of GOD... in the affairs of man... Bow down and worship
HIM...
A time
came because of the frequency of these fulfilled prophecies, we began taking,
documenting prophecies more seriously and I remember, thank GOD we did, because
some of the Most Profound Prophecies, thank GOD, we have now got them on tape.
One of those was when I, er, prophesied about, um, the crash of the choppers. I
was ministering in one of my weekly fellowships, by then we were in a place
that was much smaller. I prophesied about that event twice, the first event we
were about 100 people in attendance. I remember while at the end of the service
I started to see Uganda sending choppers, sending war helicopters to Somalia
and then I started to see that this wasn't a good idea because I saw them
crashing down and then I told the people that were in attendance at the
fellowship to pray against that. So it was I think about two or three months
later when the headlines came out that: Uganda To Send Choppers To Somalia. So
this gripped me with such horror and concern that I tried to talk to someone
who I thought was kind of connected to some of these government officials to
try and get them not to do it, eh! But anyway to make a long story short, every
effort was futile and, you know so we just waited for the outcome. Until the
headline again came out they were to be sent on that week. Now the day that
headline came out, that was the day I was actually carrying out the fellowship.
So I remember this was vividly recorded, this was just the time when we were
recording and so I started to prophesy and to tell these people... [7th August
2012:] There is something which is unfolding which you guys ought to pray
about. Again, those months I saw I remember in that fellowship, in one of those
fellowships, I saw that helicopter thing being blown up and now before then, we
didn't have helicopters there in Somalia. I basically mentioned Somalia and
yesterday he told me I hear they were moving. So you guys pray and cover that
because they all of a sudden decide: (Okay now, let's send there helicopters!)
and there is a prophecy hanging, a very dangerous prophecy hanging over that.
Now, that's why am saying that the time is coming when the nations will be
subdued before the glory of GOD, they will take these things seriously. They
will begin consulting from GOD on whatever is supposed to be right in the
nation, glory to GOD! That is basically the element of the prophetic, it is to
subdue the nations before the Throne of GOD that they may recognise that the
LORD, surely the LORD is GOD and so it's not the politicians, it's not the
Parliament. All those guys can come up and debate all they want, you know, but
GOD has foreseen it and GOD knows you take that action, it is deadly. You take
this action and prosperity comes...
When
you consult the mind of Christ, all will go well. When you don't, you will face
tragic consequences...
Always
remember you are your Biggest Obstacle on the pathway to discovery. When you
embark on exploring the inexhaustible possibilities that have been hidden
inside of you, there will be an inner dialogue between the voice of your spirit
and the voice of your finite reasoning. It is the latter that you have to
contend with...
Some of
the prophecies that come through me are what I call shortrange and others
longrange. By this I mean some have come to pass the next day and it has
appeared like I had written the following day's headlines while others have
taken days, weeks, months and even years before they came to pass. Take for
instance the Brexit Prophecy (made in 2012)... because when it was given, the
circumstances surrounding the UK never would indicate to its end...
When
you realise you are finite, HE is infinite and you need HIM because of that.
Then you bow down to HIM and say: YOU are LORD, YOUR wisdom is supreme.
Everything about YOU is supreme, my life is only secure in YOUR hands! And you
surrender to HIM and say: JESUS, I have come to YOU. Come into my heart! Then
all of a sudden, HE starts working in you through HIS Spirit, by HIS Spirit,
with HIS Spirit and HE starts effecting in you that consciousness of
transcendency... then life becomes more meaningful than merely running around
after this job, after that car... after this and that...
When I
prophesy, either am prophesying personally picking up on the mysteries in
someone's life, an individual I could not have known naturally, I could not
have known through the intellect, when I do that, for everyone who is under the
influence of that, you're under the influence of the Spirit of Prophecy. And
you see what is happening to them is much more than they being entertained and
surprised and mesmerised by what am doing. What is happening to them is, er,
the same experience is being rubbed off on the inside of them. They are
awakening, they are being stirred up. All of a sudden as they are continuously
exposed to this, exposed to the element of prophecy, that work of the eternal
in them and you know what that does, it is causing them to tend towards divinity;
it's causing them to tend towards GOD, it's causing them to tend towards the
eternal purpose of life. It's bringing fulfilment and ultimate reality to their
lives...
All
prophecies through me are supernatural signs to humanity, they reveal a
spiritual grace that can be taken advantage of at the fulfilment of the
prophecy. We have had people who have testified about this, people who know
this especially. Take for instance the prophecy about NSSF, it is not vague
about the leadership, it is on point, very on point about the deputy such that
when it comes to pass, you know that it is GOD who is saying something you need
to take note of... [2nd December 2014:] I see NSSF... We shall see the deputy
shaking, then we shall know FATHER that YOUR household who are these YOUR
people shall start to ascend...
You
wake up and you know you are going to meet someone you haven't met for a long
time. This is going to happen, you find that you are reliving what you actually
knew from within. Imagine you actually got to know how you knew that and you
mastered how life would turn out...
When
the Righteous begin to emerge in the Prosperity of the Anointing, the entire
city catches it, even those who are unbelievers... The Righteous are yet to
take their positions, why? Some of them have been told: 'Prosperity is evil',
you know, they've been told: 'Poverty is good! Afterall, GOD is even poor.' So
they have demonized Prosperity and they have made poverty look like this is the
element of holiness, you get? Because of that, the city and the entire nation
takes the course and the level of the Righteous, you get? The city cannot rise
beyond the level of the revelation of Prosperity that the saints have. Until
they begin getting it, then we shall not see the significant rise of this nation
in terms of being a lender and not a borrower and dominating the regions,
dominating the continent and the world because that is our call...
The
Spirit of GOD is renewing your inward man...
Enjoy
the health of GOD, enjoy the finances of GOD...
People
ask us questions: How come if you heal the sick, why is Mulago full? (Bible)
says: There were lepers (in the time of Elijah), how come it was only Naaman
that received his healing? You have to choose from your side that you're the
one going to stand out. It has to be you and GOD! Leave the clamour that moves
along in unbelief and darkness! Stand alone and say :My life is different...
Now, if
you think it is (High Level) Psychology, come and do it...
A
believer who talks demonic words is more powerful than the Devil himself
because he is a tool...
Sickness
shall increase if people stand against healing from the Lord, what He
accomplished on the Cross... The message of the Cross is foolishness to those
that are perishing. So you are made to sound fake, like if you stand by the
revelation of GOD...
Those
that humble themselves shall be exalted. Out there in the world, you push
people down and you rise up! That is one principle. Another one is the
principle for instance of giving; You give and it shall be given unto you, good
measure, pressed down, shaken together, and running over shall men give to your
bosom. In the world's way of attaining that, it says killing or cheating. It is
selfish or self-centred...
Our GOD
is really a Lover...
Better
is one day in the courts of the LORD than a thousand days elsewhere, Psalms
84:10. What GOD can do for you in one day can be much much greater than what
you have tried to produce over three years of flesh...
There
was a time I was looking for land to purchase and I was, in my mind, working
like a fallen man: Where are the brokers? I thought they were the solution to
me finding something good. When I was driving, I wanted it in a particular
area, I suddenly realised: Wait a minute, you are looking all over the place,
prophet! Broker? So I stopped at some stage, Zana Stage. Then I was like: Now,
um, yes I will need, I acknowledge the ministry of brokers. But I said am going
to call one who will take me to the exact plot I want. So what I did, I sat
down and picked up his number in the spirit, shoooo, just like that. You guys
are like: (How does he know those things?) I did it and called the guy, then he
said: (How did you get my number?) I confused him; I normally know how to
confuse people, so he's like: (Where are you?) I told him: Zana Stage. (So how
did you know that am around here?) Heehee...
When
you degrade yourself, you manifest results of that level. Life is just like
that. But now I have tasted of the heavenly gift - Christ Jesus. His revelation
will shine in you and you begin to realise: As He is, so are you in this world.
When you actually realise that you deserve the Best and you make claims such
as: 'I deserve the Best!', then people start asking: "Who are you?"
But actually there is nothing even in this life that is worthy of you. Your
value way transcends anything that is common...
When
you are truly rich, you do not fluctuate...
If you
look at your health, will it glorify Aspirin or see the touch of GOD...
You get
a job and you don't have the credentials for it. Now that is divine favour...
The
Kingdom of GOD is not in word but in power...
Study
your Bible in the Holy Ghost...
Do not
read the Scriptures as something of either the past or future. Read it with a
now mentality, a now perspective. That is when it will benefit you...
This
entire month, GOD is going to make it hard for you to struggle financially. You
will struggle to get broke, glory to GOD, hallelujah...
Never
take the Word of GOD as something you already know...
Jesus
went through it, you don't have to go through it. That's why we have to be very
stern. You don't play games with a life that is costing you a measure of the
blessing. You don't accept it...
Money
is your slave, it is not your master...
The
Highest Level of communication is not verbal, it is intuitive... The reason why
we exchange verbally is because of the separation that happened...
You
don't have to request and request and request and yearn and yearn and yearn!
You live your life and you are drawing from the spirit anything that you need.
Anything that you want is just coming before you, and coming and coming...
Hatred
is death; everything that doesn't uplift is part of this death realm. Brokeness
is part of it...
Enoch
was translated out of that realm that is dominated by disease, by lack, by
darkness. Imagine being translated from a life of disappointment...
Anything
contrary to love is not your portion...
Who
told you that you have to first fail to win, Jesus failed for you...
The
LORD loves you so much that HE wants you to experience Heaven on Earth...
Christ
ushered you into the Ultimate of Comfort which is the heavenly realm...
In the
real world, sometimes things go well, sometimes they don't. Fate has its way of
presenting things. Now imagine you are being translated out of that world of
fate into the Will of GOD! What you are experiencing is purely, purely
heavenly. You are not going to be found in that fallen order of things, glory
to GOD! That reality has ceased, it doesn't belong to your world at all. Don't
try to make sense of it...
People
get pissed when you say that you are anointed...
I don't
know anyone in the universe who prophesies national and international issues at
the degree I do...
We have
the software of Prophecy...
There
are certain children of GOD whom the LORD has called into prominent places.
They look at themselves and then look at seasoned people and they undermine
themselves like David and Goliath. They don't realise that there is something
at work that can translate this person into a one day's phenomenon...
You
walk with GOD until GOD takes over you...
Fear of
failure is not of GOD...
When
you eat heavenly food, every sense tastes it. It brings GOD and life...
How can
you think that tomorrow you will be in lack when you have a Father who owns all
things...
Faith
(not money) is the currency of GOD...
The
reason why I have blessed you alot is because you are an Arsenal guy... (Joke)
The
enemies of GOD are terrified at your presence...
Years
ago, when I entered a bus or taxi, I sit next to people and whoever was one way
or another demonized, they jump around and the taxi has to first stop. And the
conductor would say: "Let's first stop and he casts it out..."
I sat
at National Theatre next to some kid on some pavement. This kid comes, on holiday.
I was waiting for a sister of mine from Maryhill, Teddy. This kid comes, sits
next to me and stares at me and falls from up, you know, from those pavements.
Another kid, it happened twice that day. So I began realising through a lot of
those experiences that there was a glory that the devils could tell was upon
me...
Rise up
and take your bed! Why do some people get offended when you give them that
solution. The solution is there, but hidden...
You are
known by certain qualities, but then you enter a certain realm in the Spirit
and you get to know yourself now in a certain heavenly perspective with a new
potential that you know yourself. Others may not see it because you have
remained brown or black or what, whatever... The person we knew yesterday all
of a sudden wakes up today and says: "I'm going to be the Greatest
Businesswoman in Uganda!"
Actually
when you speak, they think you are proud, but you know the world in which
everyone operates, all of it comes from within. It's all about how much big you
are within, how much you are able to comprehend...
I see
things that the casual believer will not be able to know. But you tap those
things, you draw them. Position yourself to draw from deeper graces than those
you are readily experiencing...
There
are also other benefits that come from this (heavenly) knowledge. Those
benefits will be: Your pocket will never run dry (Clap clap clap, Amen!) A lot
of you clapped when it is money. When it is the LORD, you don't want, hahaha!
Okay, let's not talk about money! When you get to see these things, it is a
life that is here... You can't explain it, you can't trace it. You remember
like how the Lord told Nicodemus the wind blows and you don't know where it
comes from and where it is headed, so is everyone who is born of the Spirit...
I've
always had the desire to feel (GOD), to interact with HIM, to see HIM has been
greater, greater, greater than anything life can offer. I have followed HIM that way, where I remember one
friend of mine years ago, I don't know whether he's here. He had been born
again, he even kind of mentored me when I had gotten born again. So he came,
they were concerned that I was always seeking GOD, seeking GOD. They came to me
and said: You have to realise that, what, that GOD wants you to have money. I
said: Yah, I knew that it was scripturally. Yah, but it being there or not for
me wasn't the case. It's the Will of GOD. I used to go on a certain hill,
myself and the LORD. I would pray for a few hours in the Holy Ghost, then all
of a sudden, there was a smoke that would come around. Sometimes, rain is
falling, that smoke comes and descends and engulfs around me and I have hours
of literally Heaven on Earth inside that cloud and it is all over me. Now I
come back, when I come back, you can't begin telling me: You have missed a
sandwich. You can't tell me anything. Well, it's good and what. I actually got
to, that's how my loss of appetite came from, because I literally ate of the
heavenly food, literally. I'm not talking I read something then it became food,
what, in spirit. To me, well it's okay you know, to have whatever you want to
have. It's okay but I got to a place I had with the LORD that I couldn't trade
it for anything... I realised there is a place in the Spirit, only you know
it... LIFE! You talk of satisfaction, you talk of fulfilment, everything in the
same package. You don't want, you don't need anything after those moments...
HE
(GOD) says: I know you by Name; you do not get demoted, you do not get
rejected. Everywhere you go, doors
just open up for you... HE is not planning for the company. A company might just stay up just
because you are there, just for you... You will not fall with the multitude; you will know that a bus will not fall over just
because you are there... You will know that everything has to go well as far as
the economy is
concerned because I want it that Way. Everything GOD does HE considers you...
A Time
comes when this Glory is revealed and you are impressed. So you move with this consciousness... The fact that someone does not carry
this full Glory is what makes HIM
not GOD... The Glory of the Heavenlies: You put it in a room and it passes through the wall. Its class is different... The first man Adam was made a living soul, the last man JESUS who you proceed from
was made a quickening spirit
(a life-giving Spirit)... That's the Glory that
you carry. Everything you touch, you give life...
The time has come for a new breed of Believers to wake up and
begin realising that there is this other realm. There is this other substance; it is invisible but it
is more real than the natural substance
and that they can actually get a hold of it, that it is the building block of all their desires. And in whatever way they imagine to grab it, they
can actually grab it because it is there. It just takes your imagination and it will work for
you in whatever area
of your life. Glory
to GOD...
Have
you ever had a day
where everything good is just happening? Nothing goes wrong, everything is just
going right. Even the Atheist will say: GOD! They know, it will spring from
you, because somewhere within the human heart is this recognition of GOD. When goodness happens, thank GOD!
There is a sigh
of relief and
that sigh of relief is always an acknowledgement of GOD, of the hand of GOD. So HE says: You want
to be impressed with ME, eh? You really want my, what (Glory)? I will mess you
up with goodness. I
will hammer you, hammer you until you say: No, no! By the way, I'm telling you
what I know that the LORD can mess you up with goodness. HE hammers you from
every corner, and
you even hide. "It's okay now! Please, you just stop! This is now getting
too much!" And even in that corner, HE comes and finds you there and
messes you up, you come and run. You are just taking off, things just tracking you down
everywhere. That is the goodness
of GOD... You are impressed more with it when you don't feel deserving...
You are
not beyond the reach
of the hand of
GOD...
Some
see Glory, some cannot... I'm telling you of a creature that has six wings, that is so powerful in expression. You get? Some of you,
I think, if you watch these things
in a movie, you
will think you are even watching a horror...
I grow
up and then, all this memory
am trying to erase involving myself in all manner of things. I must say I successfully
to a great degree
managed to erase a huge chunk
of it. I lived almost totally as a natural person until the time when the presence of GOD, the Holy Spirit came
and visited me in a profound way
at home in my living room. I found myself... babbling
a language
that I could not articulate in a known earthly language. I found there was
something of an electric charge
proceeding out of me, out of my entire being. It surrounded me. I
remember the whole room
was charged. I remember hearing the LORD telling me: I have called you to be a Prophet to the Nations...
We do
not want to coerce anyone to coming and seeing what GOD is doing. We wanted GOD
to bring the right kind of people,
those that he has preserved to enter into this dimension... Someone comes and it
is from their heart.
Anyway, we start off that way.
Within a couple of weeks,
it was a residential house,
the entire residential house
is full. To make the long story
short, we shift over into Hotel Triangle, a hall of 60 from packing ourselves
up with 30 people...
in again a small space of time, it's filled up. We go to another hall in the same hotel, 100, it is filled up. We
go to a neighbouring hall,
a capacity of
about 300, it is filled up in a couple of months. Then we shift over into
LaBonita Theatre. It is filled up in a couple of months. Now right where we are,
it is a capacity of
1000s, it is filled up. And all by the people the LORD has found for
such a time as this
to enter into the dimension
that HE has reserved for a time
as this. There is greatness
that HE has reserved; there is a prophetic remnant that will usher the world into the dimension that has been held up
in the heavenlies
that have come for such a time
to draw an entire humanity
into something that had been hidden yet it is very real, it is very profound.
Even if you wanted to argue about it, you would not be able to. You would
either fall on the side,
those who I always called deliberate unbelievers who see and yet deliberately
reject it, or you will come to the realisation,... that the LORD indeed is
GOD... The LORD indeed has a plan,
not only for me, but for you, for him and everyone. That plan is unveiled much more
clearer as we delve into the realm
of the prophetic...
I
authored Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come in 2012; it was actually
published in 2012, that means I authored it in 2011. A couple of years before I
authored it, I had received the title of it from the LORD and I thought I was
supposed to write it then, back then about five years before I actually
authored it. When I had gotten out a paper; I always do my authoring from a
paper, I write down before I go to, yeah. So when I did that, the LORD told me:
(YOU DO NOT HAVE THE REVELATION OF IT YET. THIS IS SOMETHING WHICH YOU WILL DO
LATER!) So it was about five years later when HE told me: (NOW YOU CAN
WRITE!)...
Anything
outside of who GOD is or doesn't originate from GOD is not Truth. It is
falsehood no matter how real it appears. That means everything sin that is
viewed in the world after the fall of man which would include sickness,
disease, poverty, failure, lack of the perfectness of the Blessing of GOD in
manifestations, it is not true. But now why the Spirit of GOD is bringing all
this to our attention is, we have been ministered to by a Lie. And we have
continued in that lie until it became our truth. And so you find people going
to be delivered from the Devil. And then you ask them: But the Word says in
Colossians 1:13 - JESUS actually delivered us from the dominion of darkness and
translated us into the kingdom of HIS dear Son. Then the person tells you: (You
cannot just write off these things, well my sister did not get married, now she
is 50. The second born also, now also me and you can see it! All of us men came
and almost kwanjula-d.) Now how can you tell me it did not work out, that is
something is happening? You end up being ministered to by a falsehood.
According to what GOD categorizes as true is things that represent HIS essence
or person, any other thing is contradiction. If you somehow failed, it's a
lie...
Know
the truth and the truth shall set you free. Years ago, there's a friend of mine
who had fallen for a girl, not in a bad sense... He wanted some girl but didn't
have her phone number and so he asked me: (Can't we pick it up?) Hahaha! So, we
were at Botanical Gardens, we talked, this guy really wanted this girl. So he
asked we pick it up, eh! Ya, so we picked it up, heehee! So I gave it to him
and the guy called and he was sorted. That may appear some weird example but
you have to leave bounds. Some of you are looking at me and saying: (Is this
guy a prophet?) Anyway, do not postpone your wedding! When we stand here, we
see things and we look and we try not to tell people. GOD is a good GOD, you
want me to tell you, hahaha! Whatsoever is born of GOD overcomes the World. Do
you know that? It is sorted! You cannot be overcome, you cannot fail, you
cannot be disadvantaged. You just can't come up with: (You see for me am
disadvantaged; I don't have people.) It is impossible! Whatsoever is born of
GOD overcomes the World, there is no force of nature or in hell can stop you.
Now whatever would try to stop you has to contain with divinity. If divinity is
that weak to be defeated by human force or demonic force, we would rather be
human again. Never be convinced by any situation that you are going to be
overcome and now that's what we were saying before, you find yourself instead
of continuing in the truth, you are faced by that situation and it begins
speaking to you instead of allowing the Word to speak to you the truth and that
sickness begins telling you: (2 months to go!) Then you say: (Okay man!) Then
you continue in that. (Now one month and a half to go) and it is communicating
to you. That's the whole problem. We are looking at the wrong thing and
allowing it to communicate to us and then we continue in the bondage. JESUS
said: (The Devil is a liar and the Father of Lies!) HE meant that whatever he
throws at you is actually not true; it isn't, don't consider it. I take that in
its very core of being divine. If something is a lie, then actually it is an
illusion, it isn't real...
The
Spirit of GOD shows me the entire nation and there are clouds still hanging on,
that, above and they are red clouds. Father, we declare that your mercy
prevails on this nation. Spend one minute praying for this nation. I'm very
serious about that, just pray for the Peace of this nation! Shikaraba... [2013]
You
guys should better catch up with the supernatural so fast coz there is a lot
that is in store for us...
When we
come around here, you don't realise some of the things which are actually here.
I'm giving you a simple example: All you see is: (That guy dresses smartly. Why
would he put on something like that?) You only see loud speakers and chairs and
you know. When you listen to the Word, you don't listen to it in its very
reality; it's still veiled to you... Now you walk into a place like this and
you cannot see anything other than your neighbour and chairs around, but you do
not see your angelic neighbours; that is very very serious! You know we get so
used to it, to living behind the veil that we just walk in, wooh, sit down. And
when you talk of angels, you are like: (There are angels here?) It begins to be
some alien-thought to you. To me, even GOD is here, so let's be very very
careful. Now, holy! It is something that has deprived the Children of GOD from
actually living in the experience of GOD, that veil that lingers. They do not
know how to disassosiate themselves from that veil and to begin experiencing
reality from beyond that veil. That is one of the Most Important Things that
can happen to you. You will hear about something but not really know it. GOD
said: (IS THERE ANYONE LIKE JOB MY SERVANT, RIGHTEOUS MAN AND ALL THESE THINGS,
IS BLAMELESS?)...
[2017 Prophecies
(Tuesday 3rd January)]
Happy New You, not Happy New Year...
You can
do something good out of season and miss its opportune time...
While
the global trend is to move away from oil to alternative energy, the opportune
time is now for the country's oil sector to take shape because there will be a
refocus on oil and its value will increase...
There
are prophetic details that are revealed that might appear embarassing but they
are not really carried out in public [to embarass]... It's about redemption...
Prophecy is about redemption, it's about covering, it's about grace and mercy.
The earlier people get to know that, the easier they will benefit from the
prophetic...
[On UBC
TV's Sunday Christian Focus with Prince Nick:] Ugandans are at crossroads; the
people that are going to be in charge, the transition that is taking place in
this nation, will be a people that will, for lack of better words, flow under
the Wind of the Spirit, they will carry the Mind of GOD...
The
design of GOD from the Beginning has always been prosperity; Heaven is
extravagant, Heaven is lavished with streets of gold. So the reflection of Hell
is poverty and degradation. I've seen Hell, I've been there, the LORD has taken
me there. I've seen Heaven, I know that Hell is a depiction of utmost poverty,
utmost deprivation, utmost degradation and I know that Heaven is a reflection
of glamour and extravagance. One of the extreme ends on this side or the other
is to demonise wealth and yet GOD is wealth, hehehehe... When you read, the
Garden of Eden was wealthy until the Devil entered in. Now the paradox is what
ought not to happen... your giving if it is in good ground is supposed to
reciprocate... What I know is, you can't give in vain. You can't give in the
Kingdom and you're losing... It increases much more than you've given...
In the
Name of JESUS, I command all oppression off of you... You see open doors in the
Name of JESUS Christ, it is done!
As I
had set myself in a time of meditation, all of a sudden am seeing, you know,
the veil begin to part and am beginning to see beyond where the physical eyes
can reach and so am taken to a place and am beginning to see the theatre of
that day play out and what I see again, where am taken, are the Oscars. Let me
read to you coz I really don't know these things, so I wrote them down as I
would come out momentarily from the vision and the trance, I would momentarily,
you know write them. Some of them are not as clear again because I really do
not know anything, eh, in the Oscars and especially those people that were
shown me. If it was, or someone like probably [Mesut] Oezil, there I would
zshoooo, you know, write, eh! You know this is very clear, you see eh! But er,
now okay! In the Oscars while I was there, I saw an announcement and there were
two contenders, contentions that I would see from the judges of two movies that
were for, note this, Best Picture, because I saw it written and two movies were
in contention, eh. Now, I don't really think that they've even made
nominations. The media team will come to me and try to enlighten me about this,
eh, but the two of them I remember one of them had something to do with -Land,
eh... Prophecy comes on different Levels. There is one that comes on a certain
Level where you cannot clearly retain what you have picked up and there is this
Influence that can come in and you can become inaccurate. Something which I
know... the one that had -Land [within its Title, that is La La Land] won the
Show for Best Picture [at the 89th Academy Awards/ Oscars]... Then I saw Best
Supporting Actress and there was Viola Davis... Then for Best Supporting Actor,
there was a Muslim-sounding Name; it had something like Mahershala Ali, Ali something
like that. It was Moonlight; I remember Moonlight... Best Animated Feature,
there was Zootopia. Then there was a Song that started playing and I wondered
what was this! Then it was written on City Of The Stars; it was the Best Song,
Song of the Year. The Best Adapted Screenplay was Fences... [Final Results:
You could say 100 percent fulfilled; La La Land and Moonlight fought
for Best Picture]
[On
KTN's Life & Style - Talentscape Show:] The Tsunami in 2004 was my First
Prophecy on an International Scale. Before then, I was prophesying simply on a
personal level and then I received this prophecy about this devastating thing.
I was seeing it and then I saw the date it would happen, precisely the 26th of
December. So I shared it with a few people around. Then because it had a date
to it, so I waited to see what would happen. Strangely, when it happened on the
exact date, I did not realise it was it until after two days. That's when I
woke up to: "Eh, wait a minute!" We went [checked] and this was it,
the exact thing. So it was the prophecy that ushered me into prophesying
national and international things...
I was
ministering, I was preaching. By then the fellowship was small; it was about
100 people. Then I started to see it, I started to see that Uganda would send
these choppers to Somalia, then I saw them crash. Of course, we prayed against
it because you know, when you see a disastrous vision, it's not given to you
for it to come to pass. It's given to you again for redemptive purposes. So we
prayed against it but then I went ahead to contact certain people, you know, in
office, authority to try and stop it, they didn't listen. Somehow we didn't get
through to them. We got through but they said: "It has already come out in
the news so we can't..." But there is a prophecy! "No, but it's
already..." But they learnt the hard way... I think that was one of the
prophecies including the terrorist attacks at Rugby Club that got people to
wake up and realise that what they are dealing with here is not human but it is
GOD at work...
You can
talk about the LORD all you can but the evidence of HIM being LORD is when HE
is in manifestation, how do you deal with that?! The Pharisees actually were
talking about the same LORD that eventually appeared to them and it was proved
that all their talk was merely talk. They were just religious, they were not a
spiritual people. Most of our society today, Kenya, Uganda all over, the
majority of the people are not really submitted to the LORD as GOD. They think
they are because no one can come out and publically say that: The LORD is not
GOD! because it is a scary thought to them but when push comes to shove, they
find out that they actually don't really honour the LORD; they don't fear the
LORD...
Kenya
is a chosen nation in terms of industry; it's suppposed to be leading [in East
and Central Africa]...
Dreams
are prophetic phenomena; how you deal with them is very important... They are
revealed to you for redemptive purposes not for them to come to pass. When you
see [terrible] dreams like that again, just go before the throne of grace and
say: In the Name of JESUS, you will not come to pass! This shall not come to
pass! Cancel them...
You
fail by your wisdom. There is such a thing as a divine grace that comes on you
and is at the forefront of all your plans. If you start your life with it, then
it's in contact with not only what you have planned but much more than what you
have planned, it will bring into your life much more greater things. That's the
life that I live. I live a life that is greater than what my strength or my
wisdom would produce. That's why am saying: Better than planning out your life,
recognise a grace that you will take advantage of and am going to show you how
you would do that. 2 Chronicles 20:20 says that, "Believe in the LORD GOD
and you shall be established! Believe HIS prophets and you shall
prosper..." Now, er, what that is, er, a prophet will release what we call
a prophetic grace that he has heard from Heaven or that he has received from Heaven
for that season. For me and the ministry and the grace that I carry for this
year, the LORD told me that whoever shall submit to that word and that word is,
HE told me: HE maketh me lie down, HE makes me lie down in green pastures! Now
what happens then is, er, you submit to it and you wake up in the morning and
say: Okay, this shall cover my life that am not going to struggle. Making you
lie down means GOD is going to sort me out. Believe HIS prophets and you shall
prosper. But imagine you wake up and think: Okay, this is what am going to do,
there is a lot am going to deal with! How about waking up with that as your
forethought that actually: All things will come in place, HE will make me lie
down in the pastures that I want to. Now you exercise that, all of a sudden you
will start seeing life connecting. Life is supernatural...
I'm a
prophet, not illuminati...
I am a
very simple man...
Some of
them (fellow pastors) say the powers I use to prophesy are from the Devil. But
I just forgive them because most of them don't know what they are talking
about...
There
is a state I have to be in to prophesy. When am in a tired state and relaxed, I
can prophesy. But when I am pre-occupied, I struggle a lot or even fail
completely...
GOD is
not (distant) like HE has been presented. HE is closer to anyone no matter what
someone has or has not done; HIS mercies are always new every morning. Your
life can just turn around and there is no one destined for a dark future...
I used
to go in isolated places to pray on the hills just to avoid interaction and
understand more of the LORD...
We hire
the Fotogenix tent alone at over 20M UgX, the public address system and live
coverage is about 15M UgX and the hotel charges us over 10M UgX. It's by GOD's
grace that we manage...
The
power of YOUR name is here, it is JESUS...
Transdimensional
Existence... you can live on this Earth and yet be sitted with Christ in the
Heavenly Places... interact with the Heavenlies while you are here on Earth...
The only thing that messes you up is when you begin to feel this sense of Peace
and Harmony. While you are pondering on the Heavenlies, you allow yourself to
be hammered mentally, then you come out of it and you lose it. And when you do
not see a definiteness about it, you run away from it; you don't let it develop
until it prevails over any carnal reasons but I can assure you that the days
have come when the Remnants of GOD shall live on Earth as it is in Heaven,,
actually... The Heavenly Estate is not foreign to you... You will discover a pattern
of life that is so different from the earthly and then you will understand what
it means to have a, or the Ministry of Reconciliation. What that actually means
is, you will start reconciling everything that has fallen away from the
obedience of the knowledge of GOD to yourself. In other words, you will
reconcile your health, pockets, everything that was falling away... They are
supposed to be subject to you. Everything in your life is supposed to be in
harmony with you, with your desires... You are transdimensional, take advantage
of it. Invisible... faint as it may seem for now, you get yourself practicing
it, meditate on it, it will get stronger and stronger and stronger until it
prevails, glory to GOD...
A
Reverend Guy goes and speaks somewhere and speaks the Most Basic, Ordinary
Things in a funeral and he 's being praised, hahahaha! And then a Man of GOD
comes with prophetic revelation and he's being vilified...
These
pawns of the Devil, who are sometimes called journalists, but not the
journalists who are saved, you know, they do not know, many of them, what is
ruling them but it is the god of this age. That they don't know why they hate
us, some of them! But it's that spirit, it has known who we are. It knows that
we have not come to leave the world the same, that we are changing things.
Glory to GOD...
The god
of this world comes to strike a deal. If he doesn't, then he considers it a
fight...
Prosperity Gospel v Poverty Gospel: To be
a servant of the Devil is to carry out his plan, is to carry out his will, so
you don't have to look any further than when a man chooses to preach against
prosperity and influence and greatness and he says: All these are of the Devil.
Here (in 1st Chronicles 29:12) the Spirit of GOD is showing you, they are
actually of GOD... Receive the greatness
of GOD...
[Talking
to NBS TV's Mable Twegumye Zake (on the People & Power Show):] Because of
the generalitites in what we do, especially in the things of GOD in the Church,
any preacher will be labelled pastor but it is as ridiculous calling me a
pastor as it is calling a doctor an engineer! So am a Prophet of GOD called to
serve GOD in that capacity and not in the capacity of a pastor. But I would
understand people calling me pastor... though it is technically not correct...
(I'm)
the Force of the Holy Spirit. There are various forces, there are various
levels of life: there is the natural level of life. With that, you've got to
use your natural human strength and every attributes to it. It can only take
you so far; it will give you the credentials that can only take you that far in
life. But if you desire, if you aspire for something that is greater than what
you know your natural human strength can't give you, your natural connections
can't give you, then you've got to look up to something greater and that is the
divine Power of GOD! When you learn how to connect with that power, the results
that you get will astound so many because they will try to understand how it is
that you are specially succeeding or progressing and they will not measure up
to anything that they can attribute to your intellect, your wisdom. They will
know that there is something way beyond that is at work in your life. So that
is what I call the Holy Spirit; you come to the knowledge of it when you meet Christ.
After that your life is assail with that power. You are no longer dependant on
your own wisdom, the Wisdom of GOD is at work. The difference between people
like me and some other people is you get to know - to realise the
insufficiencies, the limitations of man. You also get to acknowledge the
all-sufficient Power and Knowledge of GOD and then you only learn how to walk
with HIM in
experience, not just having a Religion but in experience. That's what makes the
difference...
(Me
being a husband at home is) as natural as it gets... As ordinary as it gets,
you know: Eating supper, discussing, planning, chatting and that is it...
I have
a background in Sports, I love Sports, I love Football to be specific. I played
Football when I was in Secondary School, way from Primary School to Secondary
School. I played it, I still watch it, I enjoy it. I just enjoy staying fit not
because the modern man likes to do so but just because I like to do so...
I enjoy
nice Comedy, I enjoy Detective Thrillers, um, yuh, basically anything that can
make you laugh, that is funny and especially the Thrillers... because GOD did
not say: Don't watch secular movies! Well, you engage in what people call
secular life everyday. So if I watch it on TV or see it across the street, it's
all the same...
A few
times, I go out to get some coffee and chat...
It
switches on and off. I start looking and start seeing something about your
life. So when that happens, long time ago, I used to give it to you directly
whether you are a stranger or and that is how I lost a lot of friends and
family members because of fear. I didn't know, I wasn't mature enough to walk
this walk until the LORD told me to learn when not to give it out while you are
seeing it. So I learnt how to take it under control. I always actually see; if
I decided to, I can but I don't always. Now I know when to rely on the Wisdom
of GOD on how to say it and when to bring it out...
I'm
just cool and flamboyant; I think am just that. I prefer it to ugly and shabby.
So I just love it being like this. I don't intend to but I just love it being
like this...
A lot
of the sentiments about how a Man of GOD ought to be, ought to appear, most of
it is rooted in either ignorance or what you think, you know, what you think
they ought to, not really from scripture and how GOD actually views it. So,
when you study the Scripture... the Scripture talks about how: HE, JESUS was
made poor that we might be made rich. Now the so called "humility"
equating it to poverty and lack and mundane is actually an insult to GOD. The
Man of GOD represents GOD. It's more like you know: I travelled to a certain
country, I won't mention, then I looked, they showed me our embassy. Then I
said: This is misrepresenting! Whether it was correct depiction or, I looked
and I said: Wow, imagine the people who pass here and then see Embassy of Japan
and then ours was somewhere in the corner. So it is a representation that GOD
would not have, a Man of GOD with torn things and then, you know, so called
"humble". It is first of all rooted in ignorance. It is an insult to
GOD, it is an insult to everything that HE represents. Reducing a Man of GOD to
poverty in the name of humility and all this is really saying that all the
fellows up there out there who belong to some other fellow, the Devil, really
deserve; they deserve this but the Man of GOD ought not to. You will notice
that when you are a true Man of GOD, these things just come to you. Seek first
the Kingdom of GOD and all these things shall be added unto you. What happens
is, whether you like it or not, wealth will come running out to you. It is
almost like you position yourself rightly and this is how these things work,
whether you are a Man of GOD or not, a Child of GOD, these things come running
down to you because that is the heavenly life...
I'm a
Top Leader and I know it will offend so many people but that is the truth.
[Security Detail] is not centred on security and fear as it is on protocol and
the realisation that a Man of GOD ought to rest. It happened with JESUS's days;
you noticed when people would come thronging to HIM, the disciples would, you know,
HE had that and they would block until HE says: Okay, bring that one! Because
of that, you will need to regulate your engagements. If you don't, History has
had a number of Men of GOD who have actually burnt out, who have blown it
because of that, great Men of GOD. So, it is really not fear-based; it's not
anything other than protocol and regulation...
This is
where the callings come: I am not a pastor, am a prophet. The design of the
pastoral office or the pastoral calling is different from the prophet and that
is something that people fail to realise. The pastor is the shepherd, in other
words: the shepherd is in touch with the sheep. The prophet, you will look all
through the Scriptures right [from] Old to the New Testament... you will notice
he was not always in touch. The Bible says: You receive a prophet in the name
of a prophet, you will receive a prophet's reward. If I came here and you
expected the pastoral counsellings
and all that, you know that kind of connection, you miss out on the prophet's
reward. That is why in the biblical times, you will notice people were
experienced, they were trained in these things. We are living in the times
where the Office of the Prophet is just emerging, is just rising up. Much of
what people have encountered, have known is really the pastor so they would
expect: Oh... I'm under very strict regulations from Above, from the Throne of
GOD on how I conduct myself as a prophet and how am to mold this image because
this is a time when GOD is restoring the Office of the Prophet such that people
may be able to distinguish the interaction, the reception of a prophet as
contrary to these other ministries. It took the person who wanted to see a
prophet to know how they can make contact and take advantage of whatever the
prophet has in order for them to benefit. If you came with this mentality of:
Oh, we've been having counsellings with our pastors and how do I counsel with
you?, I would be doing you a disservice if I gave you that...
[Flashes]
happen differently like the one of the chopper crashes. I had actually finished
preaching, by then we used to meet at Hotel Triangle and then all of a sudden,
I see a flash of choppers running and they are crashing and I get a sense these
are en route to Somalia. So I tell the crowd that was in attendance to pray
against it and stop it. Then we tried to call some people after that, you know
some authorities to stop it, to try to tell them what we had seen; they didn't
really take us seriously and that is how it happened. The thing is: Some of
them are as vivid as am looking at you now, but others are actually coming in
less vivid forms, they are more blurry. That one was vivid but in flashes.
There are those which come at a level of knowledge, not even sight... Some come
at a level where you would know something but then you are not seeing it now.
Those which come at that level I have misinterpreted them sometimes, you know
what you are seeing but you are not interpreting it well. There are different
levels of the prophetic revelation so others you are caught up in them; it's as
though you are experiencing, you are in the movie itself. Then there are those
you get flashes, then there are those now the ones which I do the personal ones
every Tuesday especially when I hold someone and they are not fearing, I feel
their lives. When I feel your life and am into your life, then all of a sudden
I start to see your life...
I do
not personally handle finances, I do not even know how our financial ministry
is doing; someone is doing it but am a million percent if there is anything
like that, I'd back anything that they do. The fellows that do that first of
all, they are probably broke so money is their problem. The guys that come to
fellowship, they know the blessing of GOD, they know the Scriptures. So we are
not doing things because certain outside forces want us to do things the way
they want us to do. We are doing things because GOD wants us to do things that
way. When the Children of GOD gather especially at fellowship and would want to
fund, whatever would want to do, whatever would want to finance, if it happened
like in the days of Solomon where you know, gold until he says: Okay you can
take it back!, then there we will stop. But as far as what we want, we have not
yet even scratched the surface because we really have got to show the kingdom
of GOD as wealthy and as influential and as established. Now the Devil doesn't
want that... We don't spend less than 50 Million every fellowship, every
Tuesday, that is only Tuesday operations. Now the Devil would want us
incapacitated, crippled financially that whatever we are doing to his Kingdom
ceases. So that is why he raises up a voice...
The
Spirit of GOD has raised up a standard against any standard out there and the
world has got to deal with it whether it makes them happy, whether it angers
them...
There
is I think one man who I had always wanted to meet, but I only met him in the
spirit, it was Kenneth Hagin. He's the one I consider my spiritual father. He's
an American Man of GOD who passed on... That is the only man that I really,
from the bottom of my heart, I really desired to meet until I didn't meet him
on Earth; I met him in the spirit... I went to some hotel, somewhere in another
country and one of the managers thought he would impress me, so he told me: You
know, Benjamin Netanyahu slept here! You know Obama also slept here! Then the
Pope, he slept here, you know! So I looked at the guy, and I think I asked him
something that offended him even because he was expecting that yes, you are
privileged because Obama actually slept here. I looked at the guy and said:
This guy! He slept on that bed and it's still as ordinary. If Kenneth Hagin or
any other anointed man had slept on that bed, I would really desire to sleep
there because there is something that catches the anointing. These guys are
lumps of flesh, not lumps of flesh like in a derogatory way but they are
earthly. I have met people obviously who some people would want to meet, I
think they are great but they are not like at my: I want to meet them...
My
young sister was the first to get saved at home; I despised saved people, how
you would call them, saved people. So that morning, actually the day before
they had decided to come to kind of share with me the things of the spirit.
Before then, I must say I had started actually having convictions from Above.
So that morning as they shared, as they shared, you know, there was this
mocking thing, you know coming from me again, once again. To make a long story
short, we decide to close in prayer. While I bowed my head, I just found myself
saying: JESUS, JESUS forgive me! What felt like a few seconds or a few minutes
later, I realised that I was speaking a language that I didn't know, so I
looked up and then I thought: Okay, something is wrong! So I turn, and again to
make a long story short, I burst out in what I now know to be speaking in
tongues and there was a strange power that was all over my body, every bit of
my being that is coming out from me. And that was the day I was born again and
that is the day I received the call of GOD...
There
is one Man of GOD, no matter what people think of him or whatever you know,
that I admire for his earlier ministry when I wasn't even saved. Pastor Robert
Kayanja is not a personal friend; but even before we were saved, we knew that
name! Now, he stood out as a man that really, those days when the Gospel wasn't
as common, he was in leadership. So you cannot ignore, no matter what you think
of him, you cannot ignore the work that he did, the people that he brought to
the Kingdom. If there is a man that I really admire what he did for the
Kingdom, coz I remember even while I was not bornagain, that is him...
I have
seen JESUS. When you meet HIM at the Throne, it is more of a glory and a form
when you meet HIM at the Throne, a form of man with glory, with brilliance,
with glory! When HE appeared to me, the first time that I saw HIM in physical
person then HE walked in, um. I remember someone had told lies about me, it was
one pastor I remember, so in the morning I wake up and HE walks into my room,
again to make a whole story short, I thought: This is a young man! HE looked
young. Now, in my mind I had kind of thought: This is an old man, eh but HE was
young. I saw HIM as HE was about 2,000 years ago when HE was on Earth, the
Jewish person HE was. I saw every feature of HIM and HE came smiling to me. Then
HE told me, again make a long story short: I will never leave you nor forsake
you! So, HE is the Most Perfect Person and even in human form that you can
find. You cannot call HIM handsome or beautiful, HE is both. HE's, yeah! HIS
eyes are the thing I will never forget. HE looks at you and you can't see
anything; all your insecurities are gone. Any kind of insecurity you've ever
had, even towards HIM, even when you think that you have actually betrayed HIM, it's all gone. You know HIS
love, that is all I can say. The longest I have spent without actually, I think
is a month, without actually walking there with HIM. What people don't realise is,
er, you can as well. That is not limited to me as a prophet. This is the Life
of the Child of GOD. When the veil was rent in two, it was an invitation into
the Holy of Holies for the Children of GOD to start having these one on one
experiences in the very Holy of Holies. The only thing is to learn how to
engage it, but you can as well...
There
is a life greater than the life so many live; that life is accessible to
anyone. Do not let anything or anyone for that matter confine you to what is
natural, to what is dead and stale and that includes even a religious leader.
Awaken to what is supernatural! Experience, GOD did not come to give you a
story about HIMSELF; HE came to give you an experience of HIM and when HE
comes, HE comes to prosper you, HE comes to make you successful, HE comes to
make your life worth living. So go beyond the tradition and all these things
that you have had. Seek to know HIM yourself and you will find HIM!
People
should stop glorifying science over GOD...
In the
Name of JESUS, Glory to GOD!
PROFILE: Elvis Mbonye [Born 27th March
1977 in Jinja, Uganda] is a modern day mystic, GOD's man with an eye for
tomorrow. He is a charismatic Christian leader, author and self-proclaimed
prophet of Uganda's Zoe Fellowship that meets every Super Tuesday in KLA City
starting before
sunset. As a
renewalist, he believes in the possibility to "awaken humanity to the
infinite realm of spirit and thereby live a transcendent life". In 1998,
he witnessed a vision of JESUS who bestowed upon him not only a ministerial
calling but also the gifts of ESP [Extra Sensory Perception], faith healing and
prophecy. Thus born again, his unusual dreams, visions and revelations have
manifested in the real world: he predicted the 2004 Tsunami in Asia, re-election of George W. Bush,
uprisings in North Africa, Donald trumping Hillary, 2017 Oscars, Boris Johnson
becoming UK Prime Minister, death of Augustine Yiga in 2020, collapse of
Silicon Valley Bank (SVB),
future events in the lives of fellowshippers,
death of a revered Southern African leader in 2013 [who happened to be Nelson
Mandela] and much much more. Elvis Mbonye was born in a family of seven to Leo
and Teddy Ntiru of Bugolobi who departed in 1990 and 1996 respectively. He
attended Mbuya Nursery School, Kiswa Primary School, Kigezi College Butobere
for O-Level and Standard High School Zana for A-Level. He later enrolled to
Makerere University Kampala where he graduated in 2004 with a Bachelor's Degree
in Development Studies...
Leak
Proof Mission
is a 2018 Ugandan short film based on the 2012 Uganda People's Defence Air
Force (UPDAF) chopper crashes in Kenya en route to war-torn Somalia for an
AMISOM mission. Directed by Josh Timothy Waiswa, the 10 minute-long screen
production focusses on a few events surrounding the accident and the actual
warning given by Prophet Elvis Mbonye during a Zoe Fellowship on Tuesday 7th
August 2012. According to Breaking News reports from dramatised TV clips,
Ugandan Airforce Commander General Mabior de Mabior (role played by Jalum John)
calls the mission "salvation" for the people of Somalia. However,
Jeff - his "ear and eye on the ground" warns him about "The
Prophet" who phoned and told him that he foresaw doom for the flight
planned to leave Soroti for Eldoret on a Sunday plus refuel in Nanyuki before
touching down in the Mog. Jeff (role played by Fidel Sankara) adds that from a
background check, this "accurate" prophet also predicted the 2004
Tsunami and the 2010 Kyadondo Rugby Ground World Cup Bombings that all came to
pass. The mission could not be abandoned "because of a serious order from
above". Captain Lucas, the Lead Pilot of the Mogadishu mission physically
confronts Jeff in the corridor after the meeting with the general but later
dies in the Mt. Kenya thicket accident despite his wife's prayers. Ugandan
rapper Ruyonga acts as the Priest who reads the eulogy at the captain's
funeral. NTV Uganda premiered the short film on 18th April 2018 and many
followers of the mystic Elvis Mbonye liked it as expressed on social media
especially Facebook. The announcer at the end of the video refers to the
accident as a bombing but it was apparently not caused by any human effort...
TESTIMONIALS ABOUT ELVIS MBONYE:
"Unprecedented...
Ignorance is not bliss..." - JOSEPH KABULETA, The Watchman (2021 Presidential
aspirant and former Sports Journalist)
"I
am a fanatic! He
is better than all TeleMundo soaps...
The Hub of Revelation... Prophecy after Prophecy... Remnant University..."
- GLORIA ARINAITWE (OSA)
"There
is no prophecy of Prophet Elvis Mbonye that does not come true. It's only a
matter of time. When I joined, I used to wait for them not to come true...
Sometimes, it takes a year or years... Everything he does is a pattern from
Heaven... Our role is to implement... Whenever you put your money in the
Gospel, there is a reward... Give your life to Christ, it's the only way to go
to Heaven... Give and give… Prophet Elvis is my spiritual father..." - JOANITA
MARIA NAGAWA (Group Leader of Group 157, Section 11 and Aviation Consultant)
"I
felt like I was being reintroduced to who I really am. It is such an honour to
have an experience like this every single week..." - REBECCA SSUUBI
"I
have not met a man
like Prophet Elvis Mbonye. It is until you met him and interact with him that
you sensibly talk about him..." - CAROL T. SSEKANDI
"Prophet..."
- Prophetess DRUCILLA MILDRED
"I
got a deeper meaning of sin as a life-form that is an alteration from the
divine..." - IVAN SEKIBENGA
"Truly
GOD visits man and when HE visits, HE creates a difference..." - INGRID
HARMONY BABIRYE
"Defies
human comprehension... Double upon double honour... The Remnant Revolution is
here, a global Community Social App... where you shall virtually have a direct
encounter with the prophet, share stories and testimonies, connect with others,
watch and listen to life-changing accounts from all over the world. Listen to
Zoe Podcasts, share updates and photos and find friends, easily download a book
from GooglePlay straight to your smartphone. This app connects you to the
revolution of dominion GOD has initiated through HIS chosen prophet..." -
RUYONGA (in TV Promos)
"Thank
YOU, JESUS
for Prophet Elvis! Two things: 1. GOD never intended to be reduced into a doctrine
or religious attitudes or rules. 2. Don't you dare despise the miracle working
power of our GOD! I will shine..." - ANNE TENDO
"Blessed..."
- SHEILA NAMANYA
"Who
is this PROPHET ELVIS MBONYE everyone keeps talking about? Imagine you were
fired from the job on Monday and on Tuesday a certain guy tells you: [On
Wednesday at around 2pm you will receive a phone call from this number
0417-234000 and you will be reinstated back to your job] and it happens just
exactly the way he said it.
What do
you call a man who looks at your Doctor's medical report which says that you
are barren, you have Cancer and you have approximately 2 to 3 months to live,
prays for you and only says: IT IS DONE! Two years later you are still alive
and in good health, 9 months later the scan shows you are expecting twins!
How can
you explain a guy who was jobless, broke in 2014 and received a prophecy on his
life that he's going to be an entrepreneur, businessman, help many people;
three years later the same guy has rental apartments, set up his own business,
bails people out in millions, has a good paying job? He didn't steal or win a
lottery but he's very successful.
What
manner of man is this who can tell events, one year before they happen,
outcomes of local and international astonishing events that no scientist, NASA
experts nor archeologist can foresee, but he accurately tells it all and
specifies the months and dates when they will happen and and the signs and
significance of it to you.
You
must be mad (satirical), crazy, out of your mind to go to a foreign nation
ministering LIVE on National TV watched by millions of viewers across, minister
to people in the studio, tell them their names, villages (you have never been
to), birthdays and names of their children, plus events that are going to
happen to them in two weeks without missing a dot!
Thousands
of people's lives have been changed both spiritually, financially, emotionally.
We have witnessed miracles and wonders before our very eyes, amazing
testimonies, the fellowship has grown in numbers to the extent that no hall in
Uganda can accommodate the growth, until they decided that we now need stadiums
with capacity of 15-20 thousands every week..." - LAMECK RAYMOND KIYIMBA
(Remnant)
"The
Tsunami, you probably remember what happened on December 26th, 2004. Now, not
so many people will prophesy and give an accurate or an exact date. But there
was a man in Uganda called Elvis who said: (There's something coming on the
26th!) that's Boxing Day 2004 and it came to pass..." - ROGER MUGISHA
(Former Satanist)
"The
Most Amazing Prophecy that I, it was actually my first when I had just started
getting used to Elvis Mbonye, going to his fellowship, it was memorable because
we had friends that lost their loved ones, the Terrorist Attack at the Rugby
Club here in Kampala, when he, it was a month before, I remember, it was a
month before it happened, and I think it happened in July 2010, so it was a
month before that he said it and it actually happened... Prophet prophesying,
he's speaking what GOD is saying. So to me, prophecy is the mind of Christ, the
mind of GOD revealed..." - ANITA BANANUKA
"But
our brother Elvis Mbonye has given a new angle and a new face that gives hope
that our nation afterall has a chance..." - NSABA BUTURO, former Ugandan
Minister of Ethics and Integrity, predecessor to Father Lokodo
“Unique,
peculiar, radically distinctive when he’s teaching…” - NORBERT MAO
"Sometimes
I wonder if Prophet is really human because the level of accuracy is
astounding..." - HUMPHREY PULE
"There's
something about his prophetic word which is unusual... He's a very gracious
prophet..." - AISHA PULE
"The
true agenda of the LORD, again for example, to choose leaders was never given
through democratic elections; it was chosen by prophets of GOD. And..., am
assuring you before thousands in the nation that, that is reclaimed where a
prophet of GOD chooses a leader. Watch it, watch the space..., you'll be alive,
where you have a prophet who chooses a king and not every prophet or any
prophet, you know where I come from! Prophet Elvis Mbonye! Why are you
disputing me? (Democracy) is not of GOD... He is going to choose (our next
leader), the one that he desires... (Electoral Commission) should save all this
money, they should bring it to tithe, they should bring it to church... Flavia,
you watch! You are in Uganda... (#MorningAtNTV close to the End of August
2018)... GOD with us..." - SIMON
SENYONGA
"He
was doing his rounds walking through the big audience and he came to me and
touched me here and touched at the back. He prayed softly, I didn't hear what
he was praying for... (T)he LORD directed him to areas that were suffering...
horrible cancer. The doctors told me it had spread all over from colon to liver
to lungs to whatever but the touch of Prophet remained with me. I became immune
and later on discovered that cancer is a small thing... because of the Lord
JESUS..." - Retired Major General BENON BIRAARO (2016 Ugandan Presidential
Candidate who died a few years later)
"On
2nd of August 2016 at the Point of Contact Service, I took my application form
for Miss Uganda. In my heart I believed I had received. On October 15th, I was
crowned..." - LEAH KAGASA (2016/17 Miss Uganda/ Miss Popularity)
"I
had a friend who used to go there but it was a time when I was going through a
lot of stuff... I had chased for these land titles like for over three years.
Friday, I just went and I said that I invoked the grace upon him, upon Prophet
Elvis. So Friday, I was called and I got my land title. So for me, that was
amazing. Yes, it was going to come out anyway but there is one thing you need
to understand: Why is it that all that time I had followed it up and it had
failed? Then this one time, I invoke that grace, this actually does happen. Of
course I was praying. It's this time that I focussed on it and said: GOD I want
this... I hear you've started calling us Mbonyenians... In these spiritual
things, you have to wake up from your slumber... GOD is doing amazing things
for us Uganda and it is important that we awaken to what GOD is doing... As a
child, I hope you used to read these books like Jumanji, Alice in Wonderland
and all that, you see when Prophet Elvis stands there and starts teaching the
Word, you see the Scriptures becoming alive because he puts you in this place
where you get to know, to realise who you are, who GOD has created... Go before
GOD and tell HIM: Who is Prophet Elvis Mbonye, this man that everybody is
talking about? Reveal to me..." - SUSAN KATAIKE (while speaking on NBS
TV's Another Round with Marcus and Gaetano)
"Give
using MTN Mobile Money: *290*1#; Select [2] Goods and services; Enter the
Merchant Code: 100228; Enter the Amount, then Reason; Select Option [1] to
confirm payment; Enter your Pin to approve (Flexi Pay) transaction... Give using
Airtel Money: Dial *185#; Select Pay Bill, Option [4]. Choose Others [9]; Enter
the Business Number: 700077; Enter the Amount; Enter a Reference [Reason];
Confirm payment with your Pin..." - ASSISTANT
"Elvis
literally has Ekitangaza [Telescope that sees into the Spiritual Realm]. He
gives super-accurate prophecies every Super Tuesday. Technologists can argue that it
is possible for Machine Intelligence like Google Lens to recognise faces and reproduce details about a person eg their Name, Birthdate, History,
Family Members, WhatsApp Profile and so forth but tell the same device to look into the
recognised person's future, and it might hit a circuitory deadend! Since the 90s, I was
always skeptical about Pastor Robert Kayanja and other miracle-working ‘men of
GOD’ who
touch people during deliverance so that they fall down on the floor or ground because I grew up Anglican
but Mbonye is a peculiar breed; he seems to be connected to a Higher
Power like a Gold Prophet. Prophecy exists but closeness to GOD should not be
measured using earthly wealth. The Bible says: Store treasures for yourself up in
Heaven where neither moth nor robbers can reach; Mbonye may be labelled a
false prophet but he could also be the NatGeo of the Spiritual Realm,
History Channel Uganda. Visualise Mbonye in an all-white suit pointing out the
black-covered Demon Bibles to avoid/ I used to call him Profit Money amidst
all the criticism on Facebook, but defended his gift. Why do female remnants call themselves Sons of
the Prophet instead of Daughters? LORD have Mercy! Why declare
giving publicly on WhatsApp? Is that a pattern from Heaven yet the Bible says
we must give secretly? My left hand doesn’t have to know what my right hand is
doing. Maybe
Mbonye is a "Prophet to the Nations" but if he ain't, then only GOD
can judge him, not me. I just listen to his edifying fellowship speeches..." - AIKO (Cartoonist)
OTHER VIEWS:
"Banange!
Oh my GOD, hahahaha..." - FLAVIA TUMUSIIME (NTV Uganda)
"Many
of you will say that: Do not judge! He is not a Christian; this is a man who is
immersed in unGODliness. It does not matter whether you stand and preach. The
man is unGODly. That is serving Satan. If he wants, let him go and prophesy
whatever he wants. How do you allow yourself to receive attribution that should
only be given to GOD? Who is he to become the object of our prayers, a mere
man?! Who remembers Sun Moon Myung? He is no more..." - Reverend Dr. JOHN
SSENYONYI (Uganda Christian University Vice Chancellor) interviewed by Campus
Bee
"Mbonye
is not a false prophet as such, he is a betting person, dude just predicts. Oba
people have become brainwashed! Any man on the street can say there will be
power wrangle in NSSF if you follow news... I have always attended his shows
even from the Imperial Royale times... Covert fraudster and predictor... Baal
Prophet..." - ROBERT SOBUKWE (Critic)
"Laba
abantu! Anti kankubulire: This is commercialism, for you you think, you think
nti bamuvumirira, they are marketing him. These are adverts, paid-up adverts,
yes! They are advertising him nti akola. Ekyo kirango! You are not condemning
him. Mwe babakozesa, anti nzembabulira nti ekirango bakulaga kyoyogedde
kyenyini, nti akola... but you go to India! What is happening, anti nkugambye
nti bakulaga nti akola; abo babi bane! Kubanga gundi yakugamba, Lenin, nti:
(Religion is the opium of the mind!), njaga ya mutima, njaga ya mwoyo! Lenin
yagamba nti, eddini, gundi wasoma akatabo 'No Longer At Ease', kita wa gundi,
ah ah, kali mu ki, si Things Fall Apart? Nti (Religion is like a beer, some
drink it and remain stable and others) bagweramu! Ye! Anti kati alanga,
akugamba, kati that's an advert! Mumulanga indirectly knowing... Musome
Logic... Mumuyita Papa? Mbonye ani amumanyi outside mpapula zamwe? Si komba
ngato, I cannot! Papa musika wa Petero. Mbonye ensi ki emuyita nti: (Jangu!),
ensi ne kugumuka? Mbonye ayina embassies meka wano? You are advertising
Mbonye... You are showing the usefulness and powerfulness of Mbonye! Buli omu
yena ayina akabadi kakolayo... A poor man believes in miracles nti ajakufuna
sente; kyova olaba bababye okukamala... Let us agree: Abagoberezi ba Mbonye
bamukiriza mu, but tokindetera nti n-condemn-inge Mbonye oba abo! So ako
akakodyo sikagwamu, mwekemwagudemu... Byemuleta byona nti abantu bamusinza nga
KATONDA biki, tukiyita Reverse Psychology, you want me to talk about Mbonye
mumufunire abantu... nti appears as if you are condemning me when you are
advertising me..." - TAMALE MIRUNDI (on NBS TV One on One With)
"I
don't know whatever people call Illuminati, but this looks to be it, something
which makes supposedly 'highly educated people' to kiss shoes and what, then
you couldn't get better than that, that's the Illuminati.../ [NTV Fourth Estate
Host CHARLES MWANGUSHA chips in: Ona, I think you are referring to
Illuminate...]/ I don't know, the difference is the same..." - ONAPITO
EKOMOLOIT
"It
was a vision; it was like we were in certain Hall where Mbonye was preaching
and like prophesying, people knew he was a genuine person due to the signs he
was doing, as it is said that false prophets will do many signs, decieve many,
and if it was possible, even the Elect, but me I knew he was fake, so, when he
reached where I was seated, I prayed and he started to get delivered. Demons
started manifesting and leaving him, particularly, because during Deliverance,
some time you can see the demon in the spirit, some times I see snakes fighting
while leaving, but I saw a demon in form of a lady leaving him when I prayed, I
rebuked it and it started manifesting. Ladies and gentlemen, don't be decieved!
Mbonye sold his ministry to the Devil, he is under the influence of familiar
spirits, which give him "prophecy", having started in the spirit, but
being now made perfect by the flesh..." - KAYONGO DERRICK WENTWORTH (Seer)
"Mutitizi...
Without cameras, he is a regular guy... works for Butala [Lights]... Just
recently, he was a Slay King Wannabe... He understood the game called
Spirituality and he's playing you like Ping Pong and you're here: Our Baba, our
Papa..." - TINA FIERCE (Scoop On Scoop)
"Faith
just like Politics, they play with that thing that you are seeking for. They
sell you something: Hope; they sell you a better thing... There are places like
Nigeria where pastors have private jets and the people giving them this almost
have nothing. I do not agree that a grown man should go and kiss a man's
shoe... If you talk to the followers of Pastor Kakande who buy that rice at
50,000 Shillings a kilo, if you talk to them, they will tell you, we are not
complaining! What is your problem with that..." - FABRICE BRAD RULINDA
"That
man wanna win favours... Tsunami was announced a month before. Besides, in 2004
Mbonye was a bricklayer. I don't believe in self-proclaimed stuff! Those Pastors
of Doom will be sent to hell... Wake up... Ask him for your future...
Tebikola..." - ANDREW KEN LUBEGA
"If
he bothered to undertake very complicated Astro Travel to get the secret info
about the Oscars, why not about this #SocialMediaTax issue?/ Mbonye used to be with JESUS but has since joined Satanism... Many of his followers practise idolatry by worshipping him..." - PASTOR
MARTIN SEMPA
"In July 2017, I started getting dreams that Elvis - my one-time best friend, a man I was bestman to, a man I and my church always gave our tithes to - had departed from the LORD and was operating from the demonic realm. I was not the only one having these dreams... Many people from different congregations received them and they continue to/ Cult..." - PR MOSES MUSINGUZI who founded Zoe Ministries with Mbonye in 2010
"Gamaliel
(Acts 5:34-39) said: Don't stop those people! If they are from GOD, you will
never win them! If they aren't from GOD, they will disappear. People can come
and worship, but pastors and prophets must remember that they are a Signpost to
GOD, they aren't GOD..." - PASTOR WILSON
BUGEMBE (Worship House Nansana)
"Phaneroo and
Elvis Mbonye have the same grace preaching: Once saved, always saved… Pray to
disconnect from their altars…" - JAMIL MUGERWA, former Devil’s agent
"Witchcraft..."
- MARTHA CHEMUTAI
"For
us here, we are realists... The little I know about spirituality is: What
happens is if you believe it will. If you pray believing that it's going to
happen, it will; Prophet Elvis doesn't need to tell me that... Kitalo...
Everything we do in this life is based on hope; we wake up in the morning
hoping to have a good day... You hope that things go well at work. If you don't
have a job, you hope you get a job. I hope my kids do well in school, I hope my
kid doesn't get an accident... How do you know for sure you are going to have a
good day? All the 2,000 people (at his 1st September Honour Dinner), have they
benefitted from his prophecy? Fena tugenda kugagawala... [We are all going to
get rich...] Something is happening to Uganda but we have not heard what it is.
What is it? Yes I know we are going to get oil, un huh..." - MARCUS
KWIKIRIZA
"Mbonye-bonye...
This is blind... You are giving this guy dimes, money that you have worked hard
for and then you are treating him, you are kissing his feet... I see this alot,
the churches feed on the hopes of people, on the hopelessness of people... It
is about the hustle, him he has seen an opening and he's said: (Let me use it!)
I don't blame him, pastor, prophet rather, Elvis Mbonye, I don't blame him!
He's seen a hustle; for him it's jobo! I've seen pictures of Elvis before and
after, you guy! Have you seen the cars he's driving? That 1 Million you paid
him bought a tyre for his Range Rover... Under the spell... Educated guesses happen...
The Revival drives a Range Rover; JESUS came on a donkey..." - GAETANO
KAGGWA
[Campus
Bee MUBS (Makerere University Business School) Vox Pop - Prophet Elvis Mbonye's
Lavish Honouring Dinner 2017:] "The guy is exaggerating things... The
amount at which people start pledging at his church, it's a bit high! There is
no way you can tell me that you will converge the rich and the poor at the same
time giving them the same service yet your pledges start from, is it 300(K) up to something like 10
Millions?! You cannot tell me that you will invite the poor to a dinner which
costs something like 1M which means it's like a financial thingy..." -
DERRICK MUGAMBWA (BBA Student specialising in Marketing)
"I've
heard him preach and it's good, but 1 Million table is turning out to be an
investment. Kissing his feet, it's no longer appropriate. We prefer the
preaching, prophetic words..." - CAMPUS LADY
"Personally,
I don't see it making sense for a pastor or for a Man of GOD to charge all that
amount of money for people to attend a dinner... where you expect people to be
prayed for, miracles to happen..."
"GOD's
things should be free..."
"Churches
have turned into businesses; you find every pastor like asking for a lot of
money from their followers... I don't know if prophets still exist... a little
extravagant... It's something we pay for to go and see..." - VARIOUS MUBS
STUDENTS
"Slay
Prophet..." - THE INSIDER UGANDA plus other MEDIA
"Believers
nowadays don't go to Church to praise but to get miracles... If morning glory
prayers, lunch-hour prayers, night prayers were to transform Africa, it would
be like Japan, South Korea or Dubai. Churches are full everyday Monday to
Sunday but no serious innovation has ever come out of Africa. It's only
diseases, hunger, poverty, etc that are on increase... These people (false
prophets) loot from the Poorest to the Richest in the name of JESUS..." -
FRANK GASHUMBA (Less than two months later Gashumba - a Catholic was arrested
by CMI for impersonating a Defence Ministry official and conning some foreign
investors like he had done in the past. Prophet Michael Kiganda labelled him a
"Mufere")
[OUTRO:] Isn't GOD more than what we
have been taught by mechanical Religiosity and the World? Can you experience
HIM on another level of spirit? I first got enlightened about Elvis
Mbonye while watching an advert for his The Power Of Prophecy documentary on NTV Uganda in
2013. Consequently, I did further research on YouTube, his
website plus
online articles. I just couldn't believe I hadn't heard of him before,
yet he had been active since the 2000s and was even born in Busoga like me.
Maybe my eyes and ears were closed. He made a prophecy in June 2013 that kept
me thinking which Southern African Leader would die before the end of the year when he seemed to be going
forward, but his nation would continue. My Number One Guess was Robert Mugabe
(who died six years later in Singapore, that is 2019; he was aged 93).
However, when my African hero Nelson Mandela (almost a centenarian who I had left out
because he was no longer in office) died on 5th December 2013, I made up
my mind to attend the Zoe Fellowship twice before Christmas at
Open House [on Buganda Road] west of Watoto Church parking lot, though they later moved to Theatre
LaBonita, Imperial Royale, Hilton Nakasero (next to All Saints Cathedral),
Kololo Airstrip, Lugogo Cricket Indoor Stadium, Kyadondo Rugby Grounds, etc
and then finally Zoe Grounds in Kigo, Lweza (South of KLA City). My Wish for Madiba was that he
would witness the First FIFA World Cup in Africa before he dies which he did in
2010 and lived three more Years. Zoe Fellowship has a fantastic atmosphere, soulfully liberating music, spot-on Words of
Knowledge, simply the Best of Prophecy that the Devil shouldn't rob from believers. The first time I saw Elvis in real Life, he
started the fellowship by showing on a big screen behind him the prophecy that actually dragged me
to finally check him out half a year after it was spoken. At the end of the two-hour service, he said we should come
early the following Tuesday so that he can prophesy to many Individuals in one day more than usual; I hoped to be among
the Chosen Ones. So, I went in time but Elvis did not show up. Instead his brother led the fellowship and preached a sermon in a way that bent my mind as if he was indirectly
talking to me because he mentioned my penname backwards while telling
the anecdote about one of his friends [probably a Muteso] who
believes that anywhere is a good location to stay only if you make
it so; I also believe the same: Grass is green wherever rain falls! Was it Reverse
Psychology or a Mind Game to prove to me that am no match to the modern-day Ugandan Mystic? You do not
have to reside in over-rated suburbs like Kololo or Nakasero to be happy;
you can live happily in Kawempe or Bukoto! The Replacement Preacher reported
that the Holy Spirit told Elvis not to attend that day. In Judaism, Malachi was the
Last Authentic Prophet whereas in Islam, Muhammad is considered the Last
Prophet: I have always been skeptical about people who claim to be prophets in these End Times but
Elvis speaks truly brave and specific predictions like Michael Kiganda
[Glory To Glory Ministries] and Edmond Oduka [Kainos Fellowship] unlike many
other Seers. In my mind I wanted to prove if he was not just an Illusionist,
Mindreader, Mentalist, Parapsychologist, Telepath, Hypnotist or Magician? He
definitely is not an Astrologer! His knowledge of the Bible is
impeccable but where did he get this Extra Sensory Perception or enhanced
Spiritual Vision that can predict tomorrow accurately? Maybe, Prayer
[Conversation with The ALMIGHTY] works. It's like the veil covering his eyes is removed when he prays.
Sometimes, finding GOD is just like trying to smell the Colour 9; "Nine is
not a colour and even if it were, you can't smell a colour..." That's the point Chris Rice sang about. You have to be really brave to
see futuristic stuff; occasionally, I see prophetic dreamvisions like a sleeping Remote Viewer that tell
me what is going to happen during the day or some days later. I always
wait for them like deja vu and have been writing down dreamvisions since 1999, two years after accepting JESUS into
my heart. I have prayed casually to Lucifer [Satan] thrice before during school days (somewhere
between 1995-7, in 2001 and 2005; GOD forgive me!) but I do not think he gave me any clairvoyant ability. It must be GOD-sent
because sometimes when I say the LORD's Prayer twice before sleeping, I see
prophetically unbelievable things in my dreams including exactly what
will happen within the following 24 hours like in an Arsenal Match of
the Day [seen Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona and AC Milan too but most
times always
Arsenal because I adore AFC - pure love; saw Onduparaka had beaten Soana
2-0 in a dreamvision a day before Saturday 14th October 2017
without even knowing when nor which team Ondu was playing next; Golden State Warriors surviving
another "Robbed Championship" in 2017]; things I might hear; who I will
meet; people who will be born like Joan; movie worth watching that might
show on TV; news story to focus on like Ali Zeidan (Libyan Prime Minister) freed
by his kidnappers in 2013; AIGP Felix Kaweesi assassination pain in 2017; Joe
Biden announcing withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in 2021; bombs planned in Uganda;
devilish attack in Somalia or who might call me and what they will
say! One day
while listening to a brand-new radio station (Access FM) testing in Arua City
by playing music only (no talking), I wished Fille Mutoni could do a love
collaboration with Allan Toniks instead of singing about “Byebye, Ex” and
immediately after my thought ended, “Falling” - which I had never heard before -
started playing. Its video hadn’t even been released officially yet; the moment
was so surreal that I messaged both artistes. But someone could argue that healers like William Branham or magicians like Troy [A Briton
with Jamaican, German Ancestry] also have heart-reading or secret-revealing abilities? Divination and Magic
are forbidden but they do not take away the fact that GOD created the gift of Prophecy. Prophets might
even glow in-front of an audience with angelic brightness (Transfiguration-style) like Jennifer Eivaz. In
the Old Testament, instructions were given to burn the entrails of sacrifices. In the Pagan world, you keep them to look
through and get a message about the future or other bits of
inaccessible information. These practices aim at piercing the veil between our world and the Spirit World hidden
from us because Adam sinned. However, special knowledge of the future belongs to GOD and as Christians/
Believers, we need to trust only HIM and HIS prophets. The Bible warns us not
to contact the dead through mediums including dead Catholic saints [Necromancy] or worship
other gods whether carved in stone or wood [Idolatry like Santa
Muerte]. The GOD of the Israelites cannot be bribed for favours. Sacrifices were not
given to get stuff; Prayer is not just about conjuring up GOD to ask for new
cars
or careers. JESUS is the Life and HE wants to give everyone the full experience of GOD's love. For false prophets, once you pull back the curtain and see how they do it,
then it is not impressive at all. Elvis calls himself a major Prophet, only GOD
can disprove that. Haters and critics will attack him, but I doubt if they
can overcome him. GOD is not dead! When you walk into the fellowship venue, you might notice white envelopes resting on each seat for the Congregation to put
in their offerings or pledges before dropping them in the
Collection Basket. "Zoe" is a Greek word meaning "divine life". Some call Elvis the
Navigator, others say he is Mr. Future or Mr. Tomorrow. I consider JESUS Christ
of Nazareth the Greatest Of All-Time (GOAT) among prophets while Moses (Prince of
Egypt) was a Major Prophet of the Nile, but he did not record predictions of world events like Elvis. Mbonye is the author of "Tasting The
Powers Of The Age To Come". In Twenty24, you can watch The
Power of Prophecy
on NTV Uganda every Sunday at 6PM (Evening) [Repeats on Thursday at 12PM]
or several other African channels (NTV Kenya, KTN, Prime
TV Zambia, ZBCtv Zimbabwe, TV3 Ghana plus TV1 Rwanda) and
TBN Asia.
"Enter The Heavenlies" with Prophet Elvis Mbonye used to
be televised
on NTV Uganda at 11:50AM every Sunday after GXP (Gospel Explosion) and included Worship Songs, Archive
Fellowship Sermons, Testimonies and Final Announcements. Check your local TV
Listings for any changes! The Book of Ephesians is like Heaven on Earth. Chapter
4 Verse 11 says: And HE (Christ) HIMSELF gave some to be Apostles, some
PROPHETS, some Evangelists and some Pastors and Teachers. While on my quest to read the entire Bible
from cover to cover in O-Level since 1997, I discovered that there is a
Book of Rememberance that records every thought and action from everyone. It seemed
impossible but as I grew and saw more dreamvisions fulfilled, I started
believing it's possible. Infact, earthly media [which includes newspapers, TV, radio, internet] does copycat work of what that Book can do but it
is many times more perfect. Austrian Rudolf Steiner called it The
Akashic Chronicles. A Campus friend who had just returned from Denmark
once told me that all the words that come out of our mouth travel into Outer Space and
can be retrieved (because they are an eternal vibration); it was night and I stared up
immediately at
the stars. There is even a Proverb in the Bible that warns us to
check what we say in our rooms against the king, a small bird can report to him for
instance Balaam's donkey in the Bible talked and parrots can also talk somehow up
to these days. I used to visit an Indian OB in Kansanga who had a caged parrot that would welcome me and
chip in during our conversations, it was refreshingly amazing. [According to the
Quran, King Solomon could talk to the hoopoe and ants]; Walls have ears, there are eyes in the sky (not necessarily man-made drones, spyders or beetle cams). Paul the Psychic Octopus
who hatched in England but was moved to Germany predicted all Germany matches in the 2010 FIFA World
Cup South Africa correctly; I actually watched the final enthusiastically because of
his prediction that Spain (which had Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas) would beat another
Gunner Robin van Persie's Netherlands. I wished the best for both of them, but country-wise, I drifted towards
Spain more. Besides, they had the Tiki-taka Boys from the mighty Barcelona.
Maybe it was just coincidence because Paul got two Germany predictions wrong during Euro
2008. Yeah, even stones can shout praises, JESUS said that. Does
Elvis get his data from the AKASHIC RECORDS like Edgar Cayce did but while
completely awake? Edgar said that the Best Thing to think about endlessly is
Christ and HIM being crucified, "GOD is bigger than any religion!" Find out what
Emanuel Swedenborg wrote about religions in relation to going to Heaven and
Hell. Legendary Physicist Albert Einstein once said that all he wants are GOD's
thoughts;
the rest are just details. The great Scientist Nikola Tesla confessed, "My brain is only a receiver. In the Universe there
is a Core from which we obtain knowledge, strength, inspiration. I have not
penetrated into the secrets of this Core, but I know that it exists." Prophet Elvis takes us behind the veil, back to the Future like 5th
Dimension Telepathy. Sometimes, I wished there was a Motion Photography
& Audio-enhanced Prophecy Watch [JESUS is Lord] electronic magazine or newspaper like Daily Prophet that
records prophecies from around the world, updated the moment a word of knowledge is revealed by a seer; Prophets of UG or simply an
Encyclopedia of Prophecy (That’s why I started YESU Magazine). In the early 90s, I thought newspapers were prophetic,
recording in the morning what would happen the whole day at specific times. That view was shaken a lot as I grew
especially in P7 when I discovered from a classmate's textbook how newspapers are made featuring reports of events from a day before. However, it does not rule out the possibility that electronic newspapers can relay prophecies of future events and their fulfillment. The Internet took
over from newspapers and now reports news as it happens. There is
actually a Zoe Ministries - The Power of Prophecy Church on 310 Riverside Drive
in New York, New York led by Archbishop Jordan and Debra Jordan. Did Mbonye
copy the name from there or it's just divine inspiration? Before Mbonye
garnered more attention with his Oscar prophecies, I had already read
about Nigerian prophets who make predictions concerning
what will
happen in the new year. TB Joshua of Synagogue Church of All Nations who had his own TV station (Emmanuel TV broadcast in
English, French and Spanish) sometimes made predictions which never came true
while others came to pass and those were the ones repeated on his TV
as promos. What startled me about TB is the use of Holy Water in small spraybottles and other containers probably like when
JESUS told the man born blind to wash his eyes in the Pool of Siloam, then
he also sneaked into the dreamvisions of his followers; interesting! Witches can also
do that after transforming into rats and entering rooms to whisper into your ears. Weird things happen when you attend
some of these fellowships: a Zoe remnant reported that when her taxi reached their home stage one evening, it suddenly caught fire; she blamed the Devil.
Others were involved in a bus accident and everyone who did not
attend their fellowship died. One evening after a Zoe Fellowship, I
sat somewhere behind the taxi driver and the last lady in our column had her phone suddenly snatched by a thug near the Watoto Church -
Bombo Road Junction as we headed towards Wandegeya (It could have been me if my
window
was not closed). She cried for the driver to stop in vain. Such things rarely happened to me in taxis, it's like after praying in
some of these places, you get a new grace to witness escapes; I prefer a life with no drama whatsoever, like the Devil
and his minions do not even see nor sniff me. We are on the Edge of Tomorrow,
capable of knowing the Final Destination, what comes Next like a Minority
Report or 77 Chances and try to avoid the bad parts! Future
now: Time
travel might be real; the present is the past. Today is tomorrow’s
yesterday.
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