Wednesday

Desert Breeze (Arua)

Desert Breeze Hotel (Arua) - located on Plot 20 Oda Close, half a kilometre east of the Arua Post Office is a luxurious oasis of comfort and relaxation in Arua City. It sits along the eastern bank of River Osu which starts at the Golf Course and has Osu Village plus the Arua Hospital lagoon as its backdrop. Offering a wide assortment of facilities eg non-smoking rooms, free wi-fi, gym, secure parking, trustworthy concierge, safe luggage storage, DStv, bar, refreshing restaurant, airport shuttle (pick-up and drop-off), business centre, conference halls, event planning venue (eg wedding receptions, etc), room service, 24-hour front desk, seasonal outdoor pool, the hotel entices all kinds of guests (tourists, travellers, visitors, partygoers, researchers, etc). This cozy property in Anyafio West provides well-kempt gardens (similar to theme parks), a pleasant ambiance, memorable experiences, the finest catering consisting of local and international cuisines plus tranquil lodging or accommodation equipped with intercoms and air-conditioning.


Enjoy a perfect halfway stopover between South Sudan and Democratic Republic of Congo, where GOD's bright sun meets serenity!

Tourist attractions near DBH include: West Nile Golf Course, Arua Hill Stadium, Arua Hospital, Arua City Tower (Monument), Arua Prison (on Ediofe Road), Emmanuel Cathedral Mvara, Oluko Falls (Abairo and Oluporoporo), Miriadua Falls (about half an hour by vehicle in Maracha), Ajai Game Reserve in Madi Okollo, Mt. Wati in Terego, Salia Musala in Koboko, Biku Church (Smallest on Earth) in Nebbi, Pakwach Bridge, Lodonga Basilica in Yumbe, Mt. Oce in Moyo, etc.

No matter what you are going through, sometimes life is breezy! I guess every Angela would love to lounge or lodge here.

While filming a stocktaking, investigative documentary on "Stealing From the Sick" for BBC Africa Eye, my Kalinabiri Primary School OB named Solomon  Serwanjja (who worked at NBS) stayed at Desert Breeze. They actually met up with some medical crooks in a residential close not far from their abode.

When you pass by Oda Road which is off Weatherhead Park Lane, you can tell that there is a body of water (definitely a swimming pool) in the Desert Breeze compound while many people within the wall fence shout, clap, celebrate or applaud in any way because sound reveberates as it hits water (Learnt that in Ordinary Level Physics). A hard-to-please Muganda OB from Advanced Level working for an insurance company stationed in Arua told me he spent some time at Desert Breeze Hotel, paying 90,000 UGX per night for days (Something I couldn't afford nor get sponsored for) and rated it "upper echelon" as he searched for residentials near the Central Business District (CBD). This is a guy who told me that I did not know how to draw during Senior 6 yet our History yearmates unanimously called me "the Best Artist" in S5. However, one night after campus, he phoned (when I had just returned home to Kyebando Suburb of KLA City from my Editorial Cartooning job in Mukono) asking me to make his portrait. Why the turnaround? Thought his standards were too high; maybe he had seen an improvement in my hustle. I learnt from him that we should work hard until expensive becomes cheap. Train or practise until hard becomes easy!

Tuesday

Secular Musicians Who Changed to Gospel

It is so sweet to trust in JESUS that we sing for Him and His FATHER instead of other things like Money, success, enmity, hardships, abusive contempt, victory, separation, conflict, pleasure, fame, etc. Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body? But the things that come out of a person's mouth come from the heart, and these defile them. For out of the heart come evil thoughts - murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander (Matthew 15:17-19). Why should I sell my soul to Lucifer to gain worldwide fame in music yet GOD gave him his abilities? Satan does not distribute talent. We are GOD-made, not Devil-made nor self-made; power and glory belongs to GOD alone, now and forever. JESUS said: Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before My FATHER in Heaven (Matthew 10:32). Honour GOD with your heart, not just lips! An invisible but seemingly angry hand slammed my Senior 4 desk one early evening as I revised my notes alone in class while singing "Sweetest Taboo" by Glamma Kid ft. Shola Ama (released the preceding year); I stopped immediately and never sang that song again though heard it several times after that sunset shock. The original sung by Sade in 1985 when I was one year old probably got inspiration from heroin drugs or sensual pleasure. Many former Devil worshippers report that the Devil is the Best Musician. Well, cherubim angels sing and since GOD anointed the king of Tyre as a guardian cherub (in Ezekiel 28), then arguably the Devil is rated super multi-platinum. Nasty, impure, bad-mouthed songs he inspires sound sweet and sometimes intelligently poetic, but are very poisonous and toxic underneath. Without pride and the desire to be worshipped, he could have entertained his Maker forever. Jose Chameleone's song "Kipepeo" is the Most Repulsive Music Video I have ever watched; Ex-Satanist Allan Kasirye called it the Devil's anthem (though I appreciate other fairer songs from Chamili). I strongly believe Uganda Communications Commission (UCC) and self-censoring stations should ban the music video of "That's What I Want" by Lil Nas X; it is so devilishly misleading! Jay-Z (probably in Depeche Mode) once said: Music is a soundtrack to life. It records what humans go through, but we can cut out the fleshly (or worldly) part and focus on GOD instead. It was Carman's song "Serve The LORD" (released in 1993) that made me give my heart to JESUS on Tuesday 2nd December 1997 after singing in a Roman Catholic school chapel choir during S1; had never heard that song for 4 years. As an Anglican, I quit the Catholic choir without apologies: Why sing in the chapel yet my mouth was foul when outside? My mother used to warn me that she might call Kony to cut out my tongue because of the disrespectful things I said. Felt rotten inside plus hellbound and so like a cabbage, I silently tried to read the entire Bible (Had only finished the Book of Proverbs in Primary 7); wanted to figure out what was really wrong inside me. Around P4, I had wanted to grow up and form a music group like Boyz II Men with my streammates Ogwapit, Ntaki and Rokani. I knew very many secular songs. A Senior 2 classmate named Mukasa (whose parents went to UK and abandoned him in UG) actually told me that I got saved from vulgar language; even stopped singing some songs eg "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, "You shall not murder, and anyone  who murders will be subject to judgement." But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgement. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, "Raca," is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, "You fool!" will be in danger of the fire of hell (Matthew 5:21-22). What goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them (Matthew 15:11). I said, "I will watch my ways and keep my tongue from sin; I will put a muzzle on my mouth while in the presence of the wicked (Psalm 39:1). Set a guard over my mouth, LORD; keep watch over the door of my lips (Psalm 141:3). Sin is not ended by multiplying words, but the prudent hold their tongues (Proverbs 10:19). Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. And do not grieve the Holy Spirit of GOD, with whom you were sealed for the day of redemption. Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice (Ephesians 4:29-31). The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one's life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell (James 3:6). Vulgarity is the language spoken in Hell; you cannot expect heavenly angels like Gabriel nor Michael to sing about indecent themes. Some preachers teach that you cannot play worship songs on a romantic date, but neither do they quote from Song of Songs in their sermons; which is more sacred? It's a Catch 22: Lust or passionate love between a man and woman is still viewed as taboo unless it involves marriage. Not every thought is meant to be uttered as lyrics. I have not been as blameless as Job since becoming a Savedee (and even composed a reconciliatory Ugandan reply to a secular American breakup song in Twenty10 because of what I had witnessed), but pray GOD cleanses me everyday as I fight the whispers and trials of Lucifer until I leave this Earth. With text-to-video Diffusion Transformer (DiT) models such as Google Lumiere and OpenAI's Sora, the future is very bright for praise and worship music videos. Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to JESUS: Teacher, rebuke Your disciples! "I tell you," He replied, "if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:39-40). If we keep quiet, music-generating AI will worship GOD without ceasing. Below are some artistes with crossovers:

AMERICA, UNITED STATES OF

Al Green

Dionne Warwick

Josh Caterer

Kanye West (JESUS Is King album)

LaNell Grant

Little Richard

Ma$e

MC Hammer

Michelle Williams (from Destiny's Child)

No Malice (from Clipse)

Snoop Dogg

Wanda Jackson...


NIGERIA

2Face Idibia (now 2Baba)

Banky W.

Chidinma Ekile

Chris Okotie

Ebenezer Obey

Mercy Chinwo

Nathaniel Bassey (Saxophonist)

Obiora Obiwon

Sonny Okosun

TY Bello (from Kush)...


GHANA

Grace Osei (formerly Irene Logan)...


KENYA

Amani

Bahati

Bamboo

Bruz Newton

Cannibal the Chosen

CeCe Sagini

Collo (from Kleptomaniax)

DNA

DNG

Friza

Juliani

Kenny Saint Brown

Lady Bee

Marya

Mr. Googz

Namtero Mdee

Rufftone

Size 8 (aka Linet Munyali)

Wahu

Willy Paul...


TANZANIA

Vanessa Mdee...


UGANDA

AK47

David Lutalo

Desire Luzinda

Esther Nakayenze

Gabi (or Gabbie) Ntaate

Grace Nakimera

Kiddy Face

Lena Price

Mowzey Radio (from Goodlyfe Crew)

Pato (from Ngoni)

Producer David

Ruyonga

Shammy K.

Sylver Kyagulanyi...


WEST NILE (Northwestern UGANDA)

J. M. Kennedy

Ningoman from Muni

Tonda from Kenya Zone

Young Pee in Sudan Zone...


What's the 411?

GOD over money... (Deonte Hall)

The Devil does not have the Best Music though we are forced to believe it; that is another lie from the Father of Lies. Gospel is better...

Get bornagain or die repenting!

At the Y-Corner, either you go left or right...

GOD created music for us to worship HIM...

Kanyimbe, nyimbira YESU... (Bebe Cool)

GOD is great...

We look to YAHWEH...

Hosanna, halleluJAH...

JESUS is the Way!


Lugbara Gospel

Ongo MUNGU ni [Lugbara Gospel] is music sang in Lugbara or by Lugbara musicians to praise and worship GOD. Some Lugbara Gospel artistes include:


Alesi
Alice Drijaru Asedri
Borderline Music
Brother Kennedy
Brother Stephen
Chief Benard Ejidri
Children of GOD (C.O.G.)
Choirs of West Nile...
Chosen Michael
Church Voice Group
CPT
CVG
D2G (Dedicated 2 GOD)
Emmaboy
Face To JESUS (F2J)
Faith In Christ
Fredo Angel
GFS
Godman Feni (Fefe)
Gospel Armour
Gospel Story
Harmony
Harvey Baguma
Hope 4 All
Hope In Christ (H.I.C.)
Hope Prudentia
Hope To Reach
J-Hope Band
JESUS For All (JFA)
Jonathan Econi
K. Isaiah
Ken & Job
Lady Gladys
Lady Harriet
Lady Victoria
LMK Band
LORD Is Power (L.I.P.)
Mungufeni (Benard, aka Feni Wym)
New Life in Christ
Oneway Music
Papa Jubilee
Papa Robert Enzama
Princess Elyon
Royals
Salvation Sound
Saviour
Scovia Munguleni
Solomon the Prodigal Son
T.I.G. (Trust In GOD)
Vincent Embati
Winnie Kushi

Truth Behind Hip Hop (by George Craige Lewis)
1. The Truth Behind Hip Hop
2. Exodus into Egypt 
3. Antichrist Superstar 
4. The Curse of the Culture 
5. V
6. Detained for Entry
7. Mother of All Gods
8. Lords of Discord
9. Tactical Reprieve 
10. Pop Life
11. Color of Blood 
12. Outer Darkness 
13. Social Esteem
14. Entity Complex

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Wrapping Desert Dates

According to oral tradition, the Madi originated from Nigeria and moved eastwards towards the River Nile basin. At Rajaf, near Juba (South Sudan), some people broke away from the collective and moved southwards to settle in West Nile (Northwestern Uganda) plus Orientale Province in Eastern DR. Congo. The Madi called them "Lugba ni" because a woman who had wrapped lugba [desert dates] discovered that they were missing at lunch and broke away to search for them. Lugbara ti is a multinational language and mutually intelligible with Madi as well as Aringa (considered Low Lugbara) spoken in Yumbe District and neighbouring areas. They share personal names, numbers plus many words. Ra means "to wrap sth" eg fold desert dates in a cloth.

In Twenty10, I woke up one sunny Saturday morning, dressed in my kitenge shirt like a Congolese and sneaked out of Uganda without telling anyone. Inside Ariwara Market where I drank millet porridge for breakfast, I was amazed to notice that the music playing loudest was neither English nor Lingala (Congolese) but Lugbara. At a certain point in available documentation, there were more Lugbara in Congo than Uganda with nine clans; about only six or less were in UG.

Lugbaraland connects three countries and was originally the capital of Lado Enclave meaning "(My ancestors [are]) resting here"...


22 Lugbara Tips (Compiled by Aiko)

1. The Simplified Lugbara Alphabet has 28 letters minus Q and X, but adds four consonants with an apostrophe to represent the sound H namely: 'B, 'D, 'W and 'Y eg 'ba (or bha) [person]; 'dia (or dhia) [here]; 'wi (or whi) [dry]; 'yeta (or yheta) [action]...
2. Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel eg mbasala [onion]; o'du [leopard]...
3. Adding the suffix -ru [name or as sth] to a noun turns it into an adjective which can be used as a female-given name eg Ayikoru [Happy]; Chandiru [Sorrowful]; Munduru [Like a White person]...
4. Nouns are used as male-given names eg Ari [Blood]; Ayiko [Happiness]; Chandi [Sorrow]; Dra [Death]...
5. Adding the suffix -a to a noun or name of place means "(located) in that thing" eg aru-a means "in prison" and can also be used as a male-given name...
6. Lugbara words are written as pronounced eg mutuka(ri) or motoka [(motor)car]. Spelling is covered by that rule...
7. Most singulars and regular plurals are the same eg mba alu [one month]/ mba aziri [seven months] though adding (e)yi after the subject denotes many eg opi yi [chiefs]. Exceptions include mva [child] which becomes anzi [children] and others which change tone eg agupi [man] becomes agupi [men] like having a pause between agu and pi...
8. Repeating some words creates compound words (usually adjectives) eg kalikali [sweet]...
9. Sentence structure in the present tense is Subject + Object + Verb (SOV) unlike SVO in English which is past tense in Lugbara eg Ma MUNGU inzi [I'm worshipping GOD] v Ma inzi MUNGU [I worshipped GOD]...
10. The ancient original Lugbara vocabulary had few words, but because of globalisation, new words were borrowed from other cultures eg simu [phone]...
11. Most numbers after 10 are phrases made by adding dri ni before the last digit eg 11 = mudri drini alu. Multiples of ten are kali then number of items eg 20 = kali iri; multiples of 100 are turu eg 300 = turu na; multiples of 1,000 are alifu eg 5,000 = alifu towi; multiples of 1,000,000 are milioni eg 6M = Milioni azia. Same applies for 1,000,000,000 [Bilioni] and so on. Therefore, the number 411 will be: Turu su mudri drini alu...
12. Some words have more than one meaning depending on three major tones (low, middle or high) eg ti can mean produce, drip or cow, etc...
13. The letter C is always pronounced Ch like in Church eg cu(u) [market] is pronounced chew...
14. In diphthong clusters such as DJ, GB and KP, the first letter remains silent eg odji [wash] is pronounced oji; Lugbara is pronounced Lubara; okpo [power] is pronounced opo...
15. MV is pronounced NV eg mvu [drink] is pronounced nvu; omve [call] is pronounced onve...
16. NZ is pronounced NJ eg Inzikuru [Disrespectful] is pronounced Injikuru; onzi [bad] is pronounced onji..
17. Adding the suffixes -ka, -ma, -nga, -ta or -za (like in Luganda) to a verb creates a noun eg nyaka [eatable or edible]/ azakoma [help]/ a'danga [insult]/ oguta [laughter]/ laza [reading]...
18. Personal names are capitalised at the beginning and written without marks like apostrophes nor dashes but the intended meaning remains eg Atabua comes from the phrase Ata 'bu-a [Father in heaven]; Bayo comes from 'Ba yo [No people (family nor relatives)]...
19. Idioms and proverbs teach Lugbara wisdom eg Odru fu Anira ni [The buffalo killed the man who thought he knew everything]...
20. Repeating a vowel at the end of some words may be redundant unless you mean something else eg letaa means "in love" and not just "love" which is simply leta; andrii redefines "the mother" but can just be andri; ocoo can be written as oco [dog] since oco o also means "the dog did"... 
21. Madi, Lugbara and Aringa (considered Low Lugbara) are mutually intelligible languages because they share names, numbers and many words. According to oral history, the Madi originated from Nigeria and moved eastwards to the River Nile basin. A certain woman lost her lugba [desert dates] which she had folded somewhere and caused a group to break away at Rajaf, near Juba; the Madi called them "Lugba ni" while Khartoum slave traders named them Lugbara and they settled in Lado [(My ancestors are) resting here] which covers West Nile, Northeastern DR Congo and South sudan. Personally, Madi sounded like broken Lugbara the first time I heard it in Kampala while Aringa is like Patois or Pidgin Lugbara adding "(n)ga" or "go" to some words eg ADRO becomes ADRONGA [GOD, the Creator]/ ambo becomes ambogo [big]; interchanging letter E with I or O with U or Y with J in some words eg etu becomes itu [sun]/ ori becomes uri [snake]/ e'yo becomes ijo [issue]; etc. According to a 2011 Here Is Life Orthography, Aringati uses 26 consonants and 9 vowels...
22. The Lugbarati Language Board developed 45 Lugbara letters (7 vowels and 38 consonants) in a December 2013 Orthography Guide with tone-indicating diacritic vowel marks (accents like in French and lines) plus other rules, but if the symbols look too crowded to write, then just use a Simplified Lugbara Dictionary or Wordbook based on Arua Lugbara! The only thing that should bother you is the apostrophe sounds which can be learnt by hearing speech or music. For the rest of the romanisation like in Tip 6, what you see is what you get...

4th Agofe...

THE CONSTITUTION OF 
THE LUGBARA CULTURAL INSTITUTION 
(LUGBARA KARI)

APRIL 2024

PREAMBLE

We the People of the Lugbara Tribe:

Recalling our history as the people of the same historical and cultural background, origin and realizing the need to unite for a purpose;

Recalling that the Lugbara people had decentralized system of governance with no single King but multiples leaders (Chiefs) of the Subtribes; 

Recognizing our struggle to salvage the dying and rapidly fading cultural norms, practices, values, standards and traditions of the Lugbara people;

Reaffirming our commitment to build a Cultural Institution of the Lugbara Tribe comprising four Subtribes namely: Ayivu, Maracha, Terego and Vurra under one Paramount Chief, herein referred to as Agofe, that will facilitate the achievement of the vision, mission, goals and objective for which the four Subtribes of the Lugbara people come together; 

Exercising our cultural obligation and inalienable rights to determine the form of governance for our tribe and having fully participated in the validation and enactment of the Constitution of the Lugbara Kari as per the list shown in appendix 3 below; and 

Noting that each of the four Subtribes of the Lugbara is represented in the Parliament, herein referred to as Langa, by ten people namely: the leader of the Subtribe (Chief) and 9 other persons [four (4) males, three (3) females, one (1) person with disability, and one (1) youth], totaling to ten (10), and having fully participated in discussing the draft constitution prepared by the constitutional review committee,

Do hereby, in and through this Langa adopt, enact and give to ourselves and our posterity (future generations) this Constitution of the Lugbara Kari.


ARTICLES OF THE CONSTITUTION

Article 1: Name, Nature and Area of Operation of the Organization
1.1 Name of Organization: 
The name of the institution shall be “The Lugbara Cultural Institution” (Lugbara Kari)

1.2. Nature of the Organization: 
The Institution shall be nonpartisan and non-government and specifically focus on the development, promotion and sustenance of the culture of the Lugbara people, and ensuring peace, unity and development among them.

1.3 Area of Operation of the Organization: 
The registered office of the Lugbara Kari shall be situated in Arua City located in Northwestern Region of Uganda. The headquarters shall be called “The Lugbara House”.

Lugbara Kari shall operate in the Ugandan districts occupied by the people of the four Subtribes of the Lugbara.  

Article 2: Vision, Mission, Core Values, Motto and Objectives of the Lugbara Kari
2.1 Vision:
A united people of Lugbara enjoying economic, social and cultural prosperity in conformity with Lugbara culture, tradition, norms and values.

2.2 Mission:
To promote popular participation and unity among the Lugbara people through cultural and developmental programs for the improvement of the livelihood of the people.

2.3 Core Values
Unity
Integrity and Truth
Accountability
Hardwork
Diversity
Stewardship
Hospitality and 
Teamwork

2.4 Specific Objectives of the Lugbara Kari
Lugbara Kari shall strive to achieve the following specific objectives:
To rejuvenate the culture, tradition, norms, values and practices of the Lugbara and preserve them with the aim of fostering unity, trust and spirit of cooperation and understanding among the Lugbara.
To promote initiatives aimed at identifying cultural heritage, norms, standards and values of the Lugbara people through research and documentation.
To safeguard the boundary, land, culture and the tradition of the people of Lugbara.
To create a platform for the tribe of Lugbara wherever they may be found, especially those living in Uganda and Diaspora to freely associate and form themselves into an organized group to discuss and voice their concerns as a body whose foundation stands on culture, tradition and brother/ sisterhood.
To encourage and promote collection of ancient articles and artifacts of social life and sacred practices as well as other inheritances and construct Museum and Cultural Research Centers wherever they will be promoted.
To promote research done with a purpose of identifying the problems facing the Lugbara people and writing their history and socio-cultural practices that can help the leadership of the Lugbara Kari to consolidate itself as a tribe in Uganda and the world.
To cooperate with Government Departments and Commissions, different organizations, and other Cultural Institutions with the aim of contributing to the achievement of the set objectives of the Lugbara Kari.
To hold in trust, promote and oversee the socio-economic development of the Lugbara people by appointing ministers and their deputies who shall be charged with the task of ensuring healthy environment and economic development of the people and
To play vital role in building peace and resolving conflicts among the Lugbara community using the traditions, cultural norms, values and standards.

2.3 Directive Principles of the Lugbara Kari Policies
The organs, agencies and persons of the Lugbara Kari shall be guided by the following principles in applying or interpreting this constitution for a just, free and quality service delivery.

2.3.1 Social-Economic Objective: 
To rejuvenate and promote Lugbara culture and create a platform for the Lugbara community to work and advance their cause as an Institution for common socio-cultural and economic development.

2.3.2 Socio-Economic Principle: 
To use and practise Lugbara traditions, cultural norms, values, and standards; taking into consideration the laws governing the nation to build peace and enhance socio-cultural and economic development in the chiefdom.
To fight and eradicate moral decadence among the Lugbara.

2.3.3 Cultural Objectives: 
To uphold and promote traditions, cultural values, standards and norms of the ancient Lugbara that are consistent with the fundamental human rights of the people.

2.3.4 Accountability Principle: 
All offices of the Lugbara Kari shall be held in trust of the Lugbara people
All persons placed in positions of responsibility shall, in their work, adhere to the directives given to them and account for their acts, omissions and practices.

2.3.5 Integrity Principle: 
The work of the Lugbara Kari shall be done with honesty and transparency while taking into consideration that:
Service delivery is of high quality.
Honesty and openness are ensured in everything that is said.
Activities seeking to initiate changes are consistent with the vision and goals of the Lugbara Kari and 
Creativity and innovativeness are emphasized to meet the demands of the dynamic world.

2.3.6 The Principle of Shared Ownership:
The Lugbara Kari shall emphasize inclusivity in all its programmes at all levels in planning, implementation and decision-making process, both within and outside and
The Lugbara Kari shall uphold teamwork and collaborative approach in all its operations.

2.3.7 Respect: 
Lugbara Kari shall uphold the dignity, values, rights, contributions and potential of every individual and entities through:
Listening to different options and voices
Embracing gender, ethical, religious and professional diversity; and
Treating all people with fairness, empathy and humanity whether unprivileged or marginalized.

2.4 Motto: 
God loves the Lugbara people so much (Adro le Lugbara yi tu)

Article 3: Activities of the Lugbara Kari
The Lugbara Kari shall involve itself in a variety of activities some of which include:
Supplementing government programmes in the following areas:
HIV/ AIDS
Maternal and child health 
Family planning
Gender Based Violence (GBV)
End to child marriages and teenage pregnancies.
Promoting education of all forms (informal, nonformal and formal) for the Lugbara people
Conducting community dialogues on issues of importance to the members of the Lugbara Kari
Disseminating the policy brief and institutional pronouncements (in both English and Lugbarati) among the members of the four Subtribes that constitute the Lugbara Kari
Operationalizing Article 246 of the 1995 constitution of the Republic of Uganda as amended. 
Promoting involvement of women in development programmes
Promoting peaceful co-existence between refugees and hosting communities and 
Promoting alternative dispute resolution mechanisms to foster reconciliation, peace, unity and harmony amongst the Lugbara and between the refugees and hosting communities. 
 
Article 4: Membership to the Lugbara Kari
4.1 Acquisition of Membership:
Membership to the Lugbara Kari shall be acquired through the following:
Birth
Descent
Granted by the relevant authority within the Lugbara Kari on request by a person who has made a significant contribution to the people of Lugbara and
Through marriage to a Lugbara

4.2 Categories of Membership: 
There shall be three categories of membership in the Lugbara Kari. These shall include the following:

4.2.1 Full Members: 
Full membership shall be accorded to people in the four Subtribes of the Lugbara (Ayivu, Maracha, Terego and Vurra) including the unborn, living and those living outside the borders of the Lugbara Kari.

4.2.2 Associate Members: 
Associate membership shall be accorded to the clans of Lugbara in the neighbouring Countries such the Democratic Republic of Congo herein referred to as ‘’Ba ayia’ and the Republic of South Sudan as well as their descendants in the Diaspora who belong to the same clan.

4.2.3 Honorary Members: 
Honorary membership shall be accorded to individuals who initially are not a Lugbara by descent but have made an invaluable contribution to humanity in general and to the people of Lugbara in particular as recognized and agreed by the relevant authority within the Lugbara Kari.

Article 5: Organs of the Lugbara Kari Government
There shall be three (3) main organs of the Lugbara Kari Government namely: The Executive/ Cabinet, the Parliament (Langa), and the Judiciary as diagrammatically illustrated in Appendix 1 below.

5.1 The Executive/ Cabinet: 
There shall be an Executive/ Cabinet of the Lugbara Kari government consisting of family heads, sub-clan leaders, the Clan leaders, Subtribes leaders, and the Agofe (the cultural component) and the Cabinet (technical/ professional). 
Both the Executive and the Cabinet shall fall under the Agofe whose regalia herein referred to as the things and especially the dress and decoration, that belong exclusively to Agofe, shall include: 
Special dress/ costume
Spear
Bow
Flag of Lugbara Kari
Arrows
Ndere
Goat skin for standing/ stepping on 
A drum 
Walking stick
Bolo or nazuru for keeping arrows – wilika, nome and katraa, omiia, aripa, gonde
Members of the Cabinet shall be nominated by their respective Chiefs for vetting by Human Resource (HR) Committee who will make their recommendations to the Clerk to the Council and the Prime Minister before finally being forwarded for appointment by His Highness, the Agofe. 
The Cabinet of the Lugbara Kari shall be headed by an Executive Prime Minister who shall have a deputy or deputies depending on the prevailing circumstances. Each Cabinet member shall head a sector (Ministry) and where necessary, deputy ministers shall be appointed to assist them. In each Ministry, different professionals shall be recruited to implement various projects and deliver services to the Lugbara people. 
The current Cabinet that has been working on the process of gazzeting the Lugbara Kari shall continue to work until the Lugbara Kari government is gazetted by the Government of the Republic of Uganda. 
After Lugbara Kari has been fully gazzetted, the monthly support funds from the Central Government are being regularly received, the respective Chief of the Concerned Subtribe has submitted the particulars of the replacements for leaders who have clocked the age of 80 years may be retired with full benefits and a nominal monthly pension to be determined by Human Resource Committee. 
As guided by the Ministry of Gender Labour and Social Development, the recommendation for gazzetting the Lugbara Kari shall come from the three purely Lugbara speaking districts of Arua, Maracha, and Terego.
 
5.2 The Parliament (Langa) and its Composition
There shall be a Parliament (Langa) composed of 36 members elected by all the Subtribes in addition to the four (4) Subtribe leaders (Chiefs) totaling to 40 members. The 36 members shall be elected in accordance with the following guidelines:
Nine (9) big clan leaders from each of the four Subtribes namely: Ayivu, Maracha, Terego and Vurra,
Four (4) of the nine (9) Big clan leaders in (i) above shall be males, three (3) females, one (1) a person with special needs; and one (1) youth; and
The first sitting of the Langa shall be to elect a Speaker and his/ her deputy from amongst themselves under the supervision and guidance by the Clerk to the Council. In an event where the Langa feels none of them can perform the duties of the Speaker, they will request the Human Resource Committee to search for such a person from among the people of Lugbara using an agreed upon procedure.

5.3 The Judiciary
The Judiciary arm of the Lugbara Kari Government shall be mobile. It shall be a conflict resolution body which uses the traditional justice mechanisms/ systems to resolve conflicts among and between the Lugbara people and reconcile the aggrieved parties after the conflict has been resolved. This will comprise of the family heads, the sub-clan leaders, and the clan leaders from the conflicting parties. The teams that resolve conflicts under the Judiciary shall come from where the conflict occurs.  

Article 6: Functions of the Organs of the Lugbara Kari Government
6.1 The Cabinet
The Cabinet of Lugbara Kari Government shall:
Perform tasks as assigned by virtue of their position.
Advise and help the Executive Prime Minister to run the Lugbara Kari Government in order to achieve its goals and strategic objectives.
Guide the Parliament on issues related to the Ministry they are heading
Guide the development of project proposals for better service delivery and
Perform any other duties that may be assigned to them by the Parliament and Prime Minister from time to time.

6.2 The Parliament (Langa)
The Langa shall:
Lay down the general socio-cultural and economic policies to be translated into action by the various organs of the Lugbara Kari government.
Approve projects to be implemented by all the four Subtribes for the cultural and socio-economic advancement of the Lugbara people.
Be the supreme legislative body of the Lugbara Kari Government and the voice in all matters concerning culture and traditions of the Lugbara people.
Amend and approve the Constitution of the Lugbara Kari where 2/3 of the members present shall form the quorum for the meeting.
Formulate policies which shall form the basis of all activities of the Lugbara Kari. 
Handle disputes on cultural practices and any other conflicts concerning the Lugbara people within its areas of jurisdiction.
Set up committees to promote research on the projects, history, cultures and practices of Lugbara in different epochs of time and places.
Approve annual auditing of the Lugbara Kari’s books of accounts by external auditors and 
Nominate such senior officers as shall be required for discharge of necessary duties duly approved by the Langa.

6.3 The Judiciary
The Judiciary of Lugbara Kari Government shall:
Receive complaints about particular conflicts.
Sermon the concerned conflicting parties and the family heads, sub-clan leaders and Clan leaders to come to sit together to resolve the issues using transitional justice mechanisms/ systems.
Impose symbolic fines, punishment, and payments for damages/ inconveniences caused.
Reconcile the warrying parties.
Administer curses (awadri/ atrita) on parties that do not accept their guilt. 
Refer criminal offenses like defilement, killings/ murder and robbery with firearms to police and formal courts.

6.4 Functions of Individual Officers of Lugbara Kari
6.5.1 The Agofe
The Agofe shall:
Preside over cultural ceremonies. In performing his roles, the Agofe shall be furnished with the regalia listed in article 5.1 above.
Preside over functions where a lower/ smaller cultural leader is being installed.
Establish collaborations with other cultural/ traditional leaders in Uganda or abroad.
Approve recommendations, committees and officers forwarded to him by the Langa for consideration as shall be necessary in the discharge of Lugbara Kari’s duties.

6.5.2 The Rt. Hon. Prime Minister
The Rt. Hon. Prime Minister shall be:
The Executive Head of the Cabinet and leader of business of the Lugbara Kari Cultural Government
The Spokesperson of Lugbara Kari but may delegate either the Deputy Prime Minister or the Clerk to the Council to speak to the press/ media when he/ she is occupied in another assignment.
The custodian of the Seal and other physical/ material resources of the Lugbara Kari Government, signatory to all official documents; and the Principal signatory to the Bank Accounts.
Responsible for the administration of Lugbara Kari Government
Implement decisions of Parliament as approved and
The link between Lugbara Kari and development partners 

6.5.3 The Speaker of the Langa
The Rt. Hon. Speaker shall:
Upon the consultation with the Agofe and Prime Minister, convene Parliament.
Draw the agenda for parliamentary meetings with Prime Minister and ministers
Chair the Parliament meetings of Lugbara Kari 
Conduct any election within Parliament that concerns an issue to have a vote on and
Make a casting vote where the votes are equal. 

Article 7: Meetings of the Organs of Lugbara Kari Government
7.1 Types of Meetings: 
The Lugbara Kari shall convene the following types of meetings:
Langa which shall sit at least 2 times a year at a notice of twenty-one (21) days.
Cabinet meetings to be held once in 2 months.
Emergency meetings which shall be called at any time as and when matters to be discussed are urgent at a notice of fourteen (14) days.

7.2 Quorum for the Meetings:
 a) The quorum for Langa shall be two thirds (2/3) of the members and
 b) The quorum for Cabinet Meetings shall be one half (1/2) of the members.

Article 8: Finances and other Resources of the Lugbara Kari
8.1 Sources and Management of Funds
The Lugbara Kari shall raise funds for implementing and running the affairs of its government. The sources of such funds shall be:
Contributions/ subscriptions from clan members
Grants from Central and Local Government and development partners
Donations from individuals and non-government organizations
Income generated from projects and activities such as museums and cultural centres, marriage certificates, etc.
Income from fund raising appeals and
Private-Public Partnerships (PPPs)
All funds of the Lugbara Kari shall be banked with an established bank approved by the Langa in the name of Lugbara Kari
The Prime Minister shall be the principal signatory to the accounts of the Lugbara Kari, while the Finance Minister and the Accountant shall be alternate signatories.
The principal signatory and any one of the two shall transact business on the said account.
The Prime Minister shall ensure that all other non-financial resources secure and used to enhance service delivery for the good of the Lugbara people.
The Prime Minister (who shall be the Principal Signatory) shall keep the Agofe well informed of all the transactions.
Terms and conditions for any fund to Lugbara Kari shall be explained to the Agofe and the Chiefs.

8.2 Auditing of the Books of Accounts of the Lugbara Kari
The parliament of the Lugbara Kari shall appoint an auditor to audit the books of accounts every financial year.
The auditor shall present the audited report to the Langa annually.
A given auditor or audit firm shall not act as auditor for the Lugbara Kari for more than three (3) consecutive years

8.3 The Land of the Lugbara 
8.3.1 The Legal Framework on Land in Uganda 
The Lugbara customary land law takes into account the legal frameworks in the area of land management in Uganda. In the Land Act Cap 227, subject to article 237 of the Constitution, all land in Uganda is vested in the citizens of Uganda and shall be owned in accordance with the land tenure systems that include: customary, freehold, mailo and leasehold. 
The 1995 Constitution of the Republic of Uganda (in Cap 4. Clauses 32-36) highlights the rights of marginalized groups, women, children and persons with disabilities but does not explicitly point out the rights of the youth. 
The national land policy 2013 clarifies the rights of ethnic minority tribes, pastoral communities, women and children, dwellers in informal settlement as well as other vulnerable groups. 

8.3.2 Customary Land Tenure Systems in Lugbara Kari
Customary or Communal land is defined herein as land over which more than one family has rights and which is managed by people chosen by the clan, on behalf of the clans.
Among the Lugbara, land is categorized into three namely:
arable land
communal clan land and 
unallocated or unused land. 

Arable land is apportioned, or “individualized” by the clan to a household head, normally at the time of marriage. The head of the household is mostly the male person or husband in the family. The communal land usually consists of grazing land, hunting grounds, dancing grounds, marketplaces, playing grounds, forests, wetlands, ceremonial land and other land of a similar nature. The unallocated land is land that the head of the household keeps for his own personal use.
All the wetlands in the territory of Lugbara Kari must always be protected.
The Lugbara Kari shall have rules governing customary land management in the form of the Lugbara Kari Land Policy that stipulates guidelines for ownership, use and management of customary land.
In Lugbara, over 90% of the land is held under customary land tenure system and managed in accordance with the Lugbara customs and practices. Whereas Lugbara customs and practices in land tenure management are well known amongst the Lugbara elders, their understanding and clarity within 21st Century influences and loss of traditional norms is not yet clear. 

8.3.3 Specific Law Provisions on the Customary Land Tenure System in Lugbara Kari
Lugbara land should not be sold to create landless class of its citizens.
The Lugbara people are barred from selling land as land belongs to the living, the dead and those yet to be born. However, the clan can give permission to a family whose head has been jailed for over ten years and has no other source of money to sell a small portion of their family land for treatment, school fees, etc.
The family head must ensure that boys, girls and children with special needs are each given plots to own and use.
There should be no encroachment onto the chunk of land given to a wife by the children of other wives within a clan.
Though in Lugbara culture co-investment on land for cultivation is allowed, this should be done for a limited period of time. After expiration of the agreed period, the land reverts to the owner.
Women should be empowered as the true owners of customary land because they are considered married by the clan and the children they produce belong to the clan of the husband.
The children of the clan (both females and males) should continue to own portions of the chunk of land given to their mothers.
Men serve as security by ensuring that clan land is not sold, grabbed or encroached upon by foreigners.
The heir to a man must be a male born by the 1st spinster wife to protect the clan land, except in situations where the children are all girls. Where the 1st born is insane or confused, the 2nd or 3rd or next takes over, including the children of the 2nd wife if those of the 1st wife are unable to be heir to their father for the above reasons.
The new generation should honour the giving of chunks of land by clans for essential social services, for example churches, schools, mosques, etc. They have no powers to withdraw land already given for essential services.

Article 9: Rights of the Lugbara People
Lugbara Kari being the cultural government of the Lugbara, shall observe, protect, defend and translate into action the following basic fundamental human rights given to each human person by the ALMIGHTY GOD. These include the right to:
life
dignity
values
freedoms - of movement, to choose a faith or religion, to associate politically, economically, socially, etc. 
access to air, land, water, and sunshine.

Article 10: Elections Within the Lugbara Kari Government
10.1 The Selection of the Agofe:
The position of the Agofe of Lugbara Kari shall be occupied on a mutually agreed rotational basis.
The Agofe shall come from the one the Chiefs of the four Subtribes.
The tenure of Agofe shall be mandatorily five (5) years. In the new dispensation, the rotation shall start with Ayivu, followed by Maracha, followed by Terego and then Vurra and the cycle will start all again. The tenure of the five (5) year period commences from the date the Langa (Parliament) pronounces one of the chiefs to be an Agofe.
The responsibility of selecting Chiefs for each of the Sub-tribe shall rest on the clan leaders in the four (4) Sub-tribes of Ayivu, Maracha, Terego and Vurra.
Whoever emerges as Agofe shall be replaced within three (3) weeks from the date of pronouncement by the Langa (Parliament), by one of the clan leaders of that Subtribe concerned.
For a person to be a Chief in any of the Subtribes, he must have high moral character, proven integrity, never engage in partisan politics as required in the 1995 Constitution of the Republic of Uganda (as amended) and have robust knowledge of the history, language, culture and traditions or customs of the Lugbara people.

10.2 Election to the Langa of Lugbara Kari Government
The following procedure shall be followed in the elections to the Langa:
Each Subtribe of Lugbara people shall elect nine (9) representatives to Langa.
The elections shall be by show of hands.
Eligible candidates for election to the Langa shall be adults of 18 years and above, have knowledge of Lugbara culture, traditions and customs plus possess proven integrity.
Those elected shall serve for a period of five (5) years and thereafter go to seek new mandate for another term.

10.3 Removal of the Agofe from Office
The Agofe of the Lugbara shall automatically vacate his seat in case of:
Insanity certified by a government medical doctor in a mental health facility
Incapacitation due to ill health
Abdication of duty without reasonable cause
Resignation
Upon imprisonment following a court sentence
Through a petition to the Prime Minister signed by 2/3 of Langa arising from incompetence, corruption, abuse of office and any other ground deemed to be inconsistent with his office.
Upon receipt of such a petition, the Prime Minister shall forward the same to the Agofe and the Langa shall be called within twenty-one (21) days from the date of the receipt of the petition to discuss and come up with a resolution.
Upon debate of the petition, the Langa shall determine the issue through:
Secret elections whose results shall be declared there and then
If decision is unanimous with full evidence that the Agofe should go, the declaration shall be made and signed by all members present and endorsed as the resolution of the Langa on behalf of the Lugbara people 

10.4 Removal of Officers and Members of the Organs of the Lugbara Kari
An officer or member of any organs shall be removed from office if he/ she commits any of the disciplinary offences stipulated in the rules and regulations of the Lugbara Kari government mentioned in article 12 below.
A decision to remove the affected officer shall be debated and reached by the disciplinary committee of Lugbara Kari.
Removal of a Cabinet Minister after full gazetting of Lugbara Kari shall be through a request and/ or approval by the respective Minister’s Chief.

10.5 Termination of Tenure of Office
Any member of Lugbara Kari holding an office can have his/ her tenure terminated through any of the following ways:
Resignation with a mandatory three months written notice given by the officer
Death
Misconduct
Insanity
Bankruptcy  
After attaining the age of 80 

Article 11: The Official Language
The official language of the Kari shall be Lugbarati
English and Kiswahili shall be used where a member fails to express him/ herself in Lugbarati but shall be translated into Lugbarati for purposes of records.

Article 12: Rules and Regulations
The rules and regulations of the Kari shall be prepared by the secretariat with the approval of Langa.
The rules shall provide for overall businesses and governance of the Kari derived from the articles set in this constitution.

Article 13: Dissolution
A motion for dissolution of Lugbara Kari shall be moved by a member of Langa.
The motion shall be supported by 2/3 of the members present in Langa
Notice for the motion moved specifically for the purpose of dissolving Lugbara Cultural Institution shall be issued seventy-two (72) working days to the members of the Langa detailing reasons for the proposal and list of the seconders of the motion.  

Article 14. Liabilities:
The liability of the members of the Lugbara Kari shall be limited by guarantee.

Article 15: Interpretations and Amendments
Any member in Parliament may move a motion to amend an Article of this constitution
A notice of such amendments shall be submitted to the Prime Minister thirty (30) days before Langa.
In this constitution unless otherwise specified, the following terms and concepts used shall mean:
Agofe = Paramount Chief (Opi) of Lugbara
'Ba ayia      = The Lugbara Community in Democratic Republic of Congo
Chiefdom = Lugbara Kari
Constitution = The Constitution of Lugbara Cultural Institution (Lugbara Kari)
Cultural sites = Areas of historical importance to the people of Lugbara and                carrying artifacts and articles of Lugbara Culture.
Ministers  = The appointees of the Agofe to lead Departments in Lugbara Kari Secretariat 
The Secretariat = Implementing Organ of the Lugbara Kari Government

APPENDICES
Appendix 1: The Organogram of the Lugbara Kari

Appendix 2: Membership and Composition of the Constitutional Review Committee

NO. NAME POSITION CLAN SIGNATURE
1 Rt. Hon. Rev. Dr. Christopher A. Yikii Chairperson Vurra
2 Rt. Hon. Prof. Willy Ngaka Sec/ Vice Chairperson Ayivu                                                 
3 Dr. Agatha Alidri Member Maracha
4 Hon. Fred Aguta Member Maracha
5 Hon. Agnes Asianzu Monday Member Vurra
6 Hon. Suzan Ezatia Member Ayivu
7 Hon. John Godo Member Ayivu
8 Hon. Rtd. Justice Augustus Kania Member Terego
9 Hon. Jaffar Alekua Member Terego

Appendix 3: Signatures of the Chiefs and Clan Leaders
                                        
LUGBARA KARI- UGANDA
                                    (LUGBARA CULTURAL INSTITUTION)
                                      E-mail: karilugbara@gmail.com
       TEL: 0782831080/ 0702831080/ 0776962600

We, the representatives of all the clan leaders, who have appended our signatures below, hereby approve and enact this Constitution of the Lugbara Kari, on this 28th Day of April 2024 at Arua City Council Hall.

S/No. NAME  SEX NAMES OF THE SUBTRIBES SIGN 
Opi                                     (Ayivu)
Hon. Eli Ejiku Emo M Oluko
Hon. Zachari Alio M Adumi
Hon. Yosam Alioni M Aroi
Hon. Stephene Nyatibo (Youth) M Aroi
Hon. Willy Banduni M Pajulu
Hon. Peter Mvadeyo (PWD) M Manibe
Hon. Harriet Drateru F Dadamu
Hon. Nolla Chandiru F Adumi
Hon. Mary Ayikoru F Aroi
Opi Anzelo Alia Pati (Maracha) M Kijomoro
Hon. George Andama M Nyadri South
Hon. Alex Kamure M Alikua/Yivu
Hon. Silvio Andama M Okokoro/Kijomoro
Hon. Grant Odiria M Okokoro T/C
Hon. Paskulina Ogavu F Nyadri Main
Hon. Anne Anguparu F Nyadri T/C
Hon. Sam Ezajobo (PWD) M Tara
Hon. Jack Adriko (Youth) M Kijomoro
Hon. Jesca Bako F Oluvu/Agai T/C
Opi Lambert Adroa (Terego) M E’dayi
Hon. Louis Oaja Aluo’di M Aiivu
Hon. Ejidio Ondia M Omugo
Hon. Richard Guma M Ayuri
Hon. Silivano Bujole M Katrini
Hon. Veronika Alioru F Leju T/C
Hon. Florence Driwaru F Adripi
Hon. Peter Amandu M Orivu
Hon. Abdulai Aliku Khemis M Onayi
Hon. Lorina Wa’diko F Olevu
Opi Nayon Adroni (Vurra) M Asivo
Hon. Augusto Rukuni M Logiri
Hon. Nelson Aleti M Arivu
Hon. Bethel Arivu Asianzu M Ajia
Hon. Babriel Ajia Andrua M Logiri
Hon. Roy Jimmy Jurua M Ajia
Hon. Diana Amviko F Vurra
Hon. Nola Okudeyo (PWD) F Tilevu
Hon. Godfrey Asiandu (Youth) M Arivu
Hon. Judith Amaniyo F Vurra
 

Sunday

Depression Network

Depression is a choice, in your mind...

Less pills, more skills...

Serve the LORD... (Carman)

Fast and pray...


I took Depression Tests and got 75 to 78 percent; the only questions I denied were harming myself and wanting to die...

Keep moving forward...

Your season will come, it has to... (K'Naan)

GOD is not dead...

I'm from Maracha where there is no amateur...

Set goals and aim at them...

Less drugs, more hugs...

Win, lose or draw...

Depression is an illusion...

Life is 33 percent bitter by default; just enjoy the remaining 67 percent sweetness...

Suicide is an emergency...

The Devil is a liar...

Snap out of depression...

Sometimes you win, other times you lose...

Exercise or Activity changes your mood...

Pray, pray, pray...

Byansi, byakufa, byakuleka [Translated from Luganda: Earthly things, are for dying, for leaving behind]... (Bebe Cool)

Wipe away your tears of sadness...

Extract resilience from every single pain you feel...

Life is very depressing, but we live through it for 120 years...

Turn your loss into less-on, mess into mess-age, pain into pain-ting, problem into po-em, rejection into re-direction...

Walk in the open air if four walls create dark thoughts...

Talent • Imagination • Motivation • Endurance...

Suicide is not an option...

Write down all the bad things said against you, then live the opposite...

People change, but GOD remains the same...

Look ahead...

Endurance continues from where Motivation ends...

I'm the King of Sorrow... crying everyone's tears... (Sade)

Soak in the pain...

Positive self-affirmations (I'm rich, loaded, talented, blessed, successful, etc) are better than negatives...

Never Ignorant Getting Goals Achieved (NIGGA)...

Breathe in fresh oxygen from the (forest) trees...

Get enough rest...

Marathon runners do not stop to confront haters abusing their hustle...

I cannot kill myself... (Sugarboy)

Sleep...

Talent is not geographical...

Believe, begin, become...

Suicide is not an option...

Cope with the pain...

At the peak and in the trench, GOD is great...

Life is 33 percent evil; that is guaranteed...

Stay in your lane...

We are just pilgrims on this earth...

Keep your head up... (2Pac)

Turn to GOD...

Repent your sins...

You can start climbing a tree from the stem; use a ladder...

Change your behaviour...

Reply greetings, not insults...

Renew your mind...

When life throws stones at you, make a gravel path to walk on...

If you are Number One, that doesn't make me Zero... (Navio)

Take whatever you are given...

If you can't get what you want, then stop wanting it! Very simple remedy...

Depression is real and so is overcoming it...

Below ground level is depression; get back higher...

Meditate...

Thank GOD for everything HE has not given you yet...

When tired, rest instead of yapping about it...

Mindshifting is the remedy for depression...

Dis life, I can't kill myself... Allow me to flex o... (Timaya)

Use your subconscious mind to heal yourself...

Pray in your bedroom (Home Church)...

Love back all those who love you...

Forgive your haters...

Chew your food... (Arsene Wenger)

Depression is temptation from the Devil...

Mindhop...

GOD owns everything and can chop for you abundant pieces any minute...

From sleeping on roadside cardboards to a kingsize bed; it can happen...

Every setback sets you up for a comeback...

Ata keto ni atuluku omve ini [Lugbara Translate: Even the kettle calls the fireplace black]...

Tears wash away the pain in the heart, but rain washes away tears...

Tithe 10 percent of every increase...

What is depressing you?

You can move from poverty to wealth in one hour, by GOD's grace...

Naye ofa ki? (Betty Mpologoma)

Detachment is as powerful as obsession...

Patience pays, with a bonus...

When they push you down, get back up... (Chris Brown)

You cannot get everything you want...

Sometimes you lose, other times you are invincible...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

Take the good and bad...

There is no such thing as a life that is better than yours... Love yours... (J. Cole)

Run your race...

Arua is the Sweetest Place on Earth...

Mending damaged hearts...

Something good will happen the day after tomorrow...

VIP stands for Very Important Peasant; or is it Pauper? You decide...

Stumble, get up and try again... (Lionel Messi)

Everything comes to s/he who waits patiently...

Ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened...

What kind of father gives his child worms when s/he asks for spaghetti? Maybe a broke one...

Get out of bed...

Worship GOD!

Instead of complaining about the rain, harvest rainwater...

Instead of crying about the pain, harvest pain-resilience...

Accept defeat...

Train for the next victory...

Learning never ends...

No matter how dark the night, the sun will rise again...

Endure pain...

Learn, learn, learn... (Pep Guardiola)

Everything comes from GOD, including nothing...

Big[ambo]...

Where do broken hearts go? Arua Hill (read Heal)...

Resist the Devil and he will flee...

JESUS is Lord, in China, USA, Russia and South Africa...

Suffer patiently...

Monday

YESU Magazine: Testimony

Jamil Mugerwa Quotes

INTRO: On Thursday 15th June 2023, I saw a dream of myself walking back home southwards via Oda Road before some smartly-dressed guy in a white pickup or saloon car cut me off suddenly on the left as if he was in a rush to get somewhere. I asked him if the person he was going to meet was nearby, he said: Yes. I wondered if it was at Desert Breeze Hotel. Meanwhile, I cut right and found people lining up for a fellowship; Grace Lubega was at the entry point standing with a microphone in his hand, "Here we do not come late." He kept asking everyone if they were newcomers. I was undecided about what to say but then remembered that I had been to his fellowship before, so I told him No and walked down the line with my backpack; a certain supadupa lightskinned Lugbara woman I adore the most (She likes Phaneroo) was on my mind as I worried she might be spotting me in the congregation or her friends wagging their tongues. When I woke up, I kept wondering if there was a Phaneroo Fellowship in Osu Village (Arua) and even investigated from people who replied that there used to be one at Rose Villa; I only knew Koinonia there. By July (the next month), in my quest to fully understand my dream, I found a YouTube video (Exposing Dark Works of Phaneroo) by a prayerful woman claiming she removed the title of Apostle from Lubega. She used to be a Phaneroo church member but while resting from prayer on Ankrah (or Besaniya Hill in Mukono, above where UCU is located), she saw a vision about getting pregnant and having a miscarriage. She prayed against it until she overcame the scare on linking back with her boyfriend and being told her foetus wouldn't last four months but also thanked Jamil for telling the truth about Phaneroo. I questioned myself why I had never heard of this Ex-Satanist (Underground Agent) but investigated immediately. People occasionally call me to register them to Illuminati yet I've never been a member (I always tell them that GOD is richer than the Devil); some call me to draw tattoos on their skin while others ask for sugarmummies but I don't suggest any. I always wonder where they get my number (maybe online where I post all my Devil research and old views) but would recommend they listen to Jamil's warnings. Many of my friends post Phaneroo videos on social media, some of which have kungfu themes, Women's Conference, and so on, but I've never actually been to any single physical meeting, so I cannot judge Grace Lubega. In 2017, Phaneroo made a Press Release (Setting The Record Straight) to defend itself against rumours, character assasination and reputational damage. My mid-June dream took me to an area near a river in Arua that is rumoured to have a portal to the underworld, but I haven't confirmed it yet. All I know since Covid-19 lockdown is that Lubega broke away around 2016 from my campus lecturer Isaiah Mbuga (founder of Christ's Heart Ministries International) who accused him of "ungodly rituals"; Mbuga's fellowships during my campus days (2003-6) felt Holy Spirit-filled, by the way, maybe Baskerville at UCU is just supercharged. During the 2021 Presidential Election fever, Lubega said Bobi Wine cannot become the President of Uganda because of his ganja and Side B; I couldn't disagree though the rastaman's supporters like Stella Nyanzi (Church of Satan Africa) also fired back at Lubega with insults. A few weeks after my dream, his congregation set a 3-hour handclapping Guinness Record; some Christians criticised him but I wonder what GOD says about the claps. Lubega's insightful, high-octane preaching (according to my own personal appreciation) is not bad, but the sex magic accusations against him and his pastors are quite deep. Correction of personal sin is redemptive: If we claim we have no sin, then there is no truth in us. We are all sinners (including Old Testament Priests and others who serve GOD) but the Truth sets us free when we repent to GOD and wash ourselves with the Blood of JESUS, not animals. Anyway, transcribed from Luganda to English below are thoughts from Jamil who was born on 16th October 1990 in Kayunga, Bugerere to a Muslim family comprising a Kinyarwanda father and Muganda mother. The Muslim-turned-Christian once tried to commit suicide by swallowing multiple tablets but heard the Devil tell him he was going to Hell and therefore smsed SOS messages to some people. Help arrived but Jamil had to pass his keys under the locked door for it to be opened since his joints couldn't let him stand up. He has a Turning Point show on OP FM on Sunday nights into Monday morning (To support his YouTube channel, WhatsApp 0752-341447; Call 0778-739832; 0761-099315; Email: mugerwajamil0@gmail.com)...

The Seven Dark Years Epistle 1 (The Church Under Attack, 91 pages) and Epistle 2 (Brainwashed generation, 51 pages) plus Epistle 3 (Defending Your Marriage)...

False Ministries in Uganda: Learn how to pray for yourself... Stop worshipping your pastor thinking you will heal when he lays his hand on you... GOD checks the heart, but whatever fills the heart is what we see on top like minis... Even though you attack me, I don't care... We won't stop telling you the truth. Stay in Phaneroo until you realise you are a baby Christian... Sexually Transmitted Spirits give you an order to wear skimpy clothes... Do you beat Satan in the Scriptures? When Satan attacks a Christian, he uses the Written Word. The churches of bafere [conmen] also use the Bible, they do not have their own books but the explanation is different... Their apostle cannot preach against abortion, that is why campusers go there. They abort like it's a competition; three in a year... Grace and Mbonye have that gospel... Balokole, we are church prostitutes; we do not sit down and understand what was written. GOD's grace does not allow us to continue doing wrong; once saved is not always saved... Tell your problems to GOD... If you drink Ice Water from Kakande, you are getting water from the Devil... Stop being brainwashed... People are robbed of their Bible but they do not complain... People forget their Bibles in church but not their phone...

Media Voices Episode with Deogratious Arinaitwe on Prince Media Television (using extracts from TikTok about what Men of GOD do to attract crowds. Arinaitwe gives a disclaimer that they are not attacking anyone but educating fellow Ugandans by broadcasting Jamil's content): In the spirit world, we had three types of churches: 1. The one on the foundation of JESUS; 2. The ones we attacked and changed to run on the lifeline we were on at that time; 3. The one that started on our foundation. They are hard to distinguish. When I was the other side, pastors came, they wanted fame [okumanyika]; miracles [ebyamagero] and prophecy [bunabi] which catch people's hearts like trapping fish: You'll go to America, climb a plane, etc; plus power... If you come to Satan and want something, the sacrifice he wants from you is you even if he doesn't say it... The life he wants is yours; he cannot tell it to you because you will run away. He can con you, then you get deep into his trap. I walked with these churches for seven years: Phaneroo, we went to their Lugogo gatherings on Thursdays. I wasn't there on a mission but partly with them. Those with obumemeya and obuchupa are there. Wrongs are not condemned in teachings; JESUS died for you is their message. "Kisa [Grace]; it ended: Even if you sleep with a church-sister, that wrong JESUS paid for 2,000 years behind." That way, Lubega scoops...

How The Devil Initiates Through Dreams: Dreams can kill... What troubled Joseph was the dreams GOD gave him; you have to handle them with care... Separate dreams from GOD, Satan and your own thoughts! People sleep with books and when they get something small, they get up and write what they have seen... Okwolesebwa [Revelation] is something you see in a short time when you are awake, but a dream is when you are in a deep sleep... The Devil distributes dreams. 2nd Corinthians 11:14-15 says: And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve... I'm not against dreams; we need dreams because GOD speaks through dreams... Your mind speaks in dreams... You cannot force dreams... With due time, dreams from GOD come to pass whether the Bible likes it or not... False prophets interprete dreams after you've paid them, then lie to you... Ask the Holy Spirit to explain your dreams... The Devil's dreams are controversial... In Church, when it's time to spread the Gospel, we can't, but in gossip, we are first... During time for gossip, go spread the Gospel... GOD cannot be bought. If HE wants you to make a sacrifice, HE will show you through a dream... Even Kakande, Yiga, Brother Ronnie distribute dreams; you see them come to you... They trap your star... Satan uses your pastor... Visions take you seconds away into the spirit world where GOD and Satan are sitted... Don't call the pastor, intercessors, etc to tell you their own interpretation of your dreams... Why don't you ask the Holy Spirit? We turned GOD into Centenary Bank, ATM... When it comes to finances, we make covenants with GOD... Satan copies GOD, he also speaks through dreams... We have bafere; businessmen with churches. They can come and tell you, "GOD says: Offer your car to the ministry!" It's their way of robbing people... Satan is speedy, but GOD goes step by step. You do not plant maize today and then the next day bring a car to transport the harvest... Kawula comes without a face in a dream and then the pastor says: Sow a seed and GOD will give you that husband... False prophets put you in the mood so that they can drain transport money out of you and leave you to walk home... To conquer a territory, you do it spiritually, then it manifests...

Emyaka Musanvu Ngankolela Sitani [Seven Years Working For Satan] courtesy of Samie Kay/ Media Shed UG, Uniqe Media: You are given a name and it brings you Bizibu [Problems]... It's not to scare people but tell the truth... In the mbozi [conversation] you are going to hear, there are two things: Satan and GOD... I finished P7 in Bweyogerere... 2011, I entered Senior 1 in Busia. My story starts in 2013 when I was in S3... That school did not allow new students as candidates... Only the promoted are allowed... But Ali was allowed in S6. Ali wore black galubindi, you need a medical form to wear them; Ali had no document... I was Information Prefect, all the news in the school I knew... I used to perform MDD... I used to eat with teachers but one day, kawunga [maize posho] and beans was cooked for them and I was hungry... I went to Ali to borrow 1,000 UGX to buy chapati and water... He brought out a bundle of 50K UGX banknotes and pulled out one... I went to the canteen and bought what I wanted, took back the balance. Ali told me to take all of it... I ran to the canteen and bought for people... Ali was the best in Arts but didn't attend lessons... I also wanted to start a gang like Ali but would be last in class, hahaha! I started an account in Equity Bank; somebody would hold my ATM card while another banked... I'd dream I was in the lake with Ali... Causing car accidents... In the dream, he would give me blood to drink... I would go to the supermarket and buy things as if I had four wives yet everything would end in my bedroom... I thought in my heart that Ali was from Rwanda but he replied without me saying anything: Ah ah, am not from Rwanda, am from here Customs... Satan can read what you are thinking... A witchdoctor can tell you the past but not the future... My student account had more than 30 Million UGX; money I collected from Ali... He used magic...

You are richer than Satan... He was thrown out of Heaven with nothing...

Episode 1 - My Initiation: I thank GOD for redeeming me... I was walking under the shadow of death where there is no life... I was staying in Busia when I entered these things... My father died; mummy (called Nusura) was still around. We are eight, am the 2nd-last born... I studied in the village, then I go out around 2002. I left the village and joined my sister in the city. I first sat, I didn't begin school immediately. With time, my brother had interest to send me back to school. 2007, he sent me back. I started in P5 but was a grown man... I studied in Bweyogerere, primary, it was called LORD's Care. I finished and went to live with my brother in Busia. Busia Trust Secondary School in Busia Municipality... About 500 meters from the Busia Main Road; 2013, I was in S3. While studying, you have different friends and that year, I was Information Prefect, Clubs and Society. The swagger I could reach, I was very famous... Then I met a friend called Ali. At first, I saw him as an ordinary, everyday person. One day, I was tired of posho. Children are stubborn, they live rich friends very much... I decided to go to Ali to borrow 1,000 UGX. I found him sitted with Deo. Fees was paid by my brother and it catered for food but you get tired of posho and envy kids who eat meat from the canteen. There was a place called California where children sat a lot while eating. He first looked at me and gave me a 50K banknote... I didn't understand: S6, how can he be with a bundle of 50,000 UGX banknotes? I didn't dwell on it... I reached the canteen and bought one chapati and water (500 UGX)... When I brought back the balance, he told me: I've given you all of it. I first feared and thought he was joking... stood for like 20 seconds... He did not press and continued conversing. I walked away but kept looking behind to see if he would call me back. The happiness, I went to the canteen and sprayed giveaways... In the evening, I went back home. I used to have a Changer bike but left it at home. We studied and studied. That day, I ate 10K and remained with 27K. The bell was rung but I said: Let me go and ask Ali, transport is 500 UGX yet I had 27K. I searched for him until I found him in A-Level sitted... He gave me 20K. I asked him: Where will I get change? He said: Go home... I used to move with Ali. Everywhere he was, I wanted money. I learnt how to lie... The smallest note he last gave me was 20K. You can go and beg in the morning, break, lunch and beg plus the evening. He does not question you about the other notes he gave you... For him, he just adds. The money had evil power... At home, I didn't eat anymore. My dreams changed; I started seeing things I didn't understand. I'd dream am in a lake, am with Ali in the hills. We are standing in the road, cars have come; we want to make them fall. I didn't understand. At school, I didn't want to go to class, I wanted to be with Ali. I started changing slowly... The teachers didn't understand me. I was intelligent: Math from Senior 1, the lowest I got was 90 percent; I started getting 30. When I'd sit in class, I'd feel like it's burning me... Even people at home didn't understand me. I had money but life changed. 1st Term passed when am like that. 2nd Term, some papers I didn't do. 3rd Term, we did exams and I got 3rd Grade. I used to pass in 1st Grade but that time I fell for real. To go to Seniir 4, they put for me: Try! When I finished my last paper, I told Ali: I may not get the chance to see you again. I've come to say: Farewell! Thanks for the things you have done for me; you have been there for me! Then he told me: You'll come and visit me. I told him: Yii, I don't know your place... I never saw Ali eating that year, he'd get food and give it away. I was still a fala, I hadn't entered the things. He looked like a Munyarwanda, the figure looked good, brown, the height was the one. I wondered if he was a girl... He drew for me a map... I knew that rubbish was poured in that place... In the spirit realm, I started seeing that building yet it wasn't in reality. He said even transport he would give me and handed me 100,000 UGX. From where I stayed behind Municipal Council in Busia up to where he showed me, the boda would take for 500 UGX. He said: You will come! Then walked and went; he didn't tell me the day to come, he didn't ask me for a phone number, even me I didn't have his. We separated like that... I got my report, December comes and I got my books plus clothes and said: Let me go to the village for two weeks because we would report in early January for Form 4. I reached the village when I had money but I didn't know the backstory of that money... My brother had no time to ask me where I worked. I'd buy phones at home and change them... I'd sleep in a different room... I gave away money in the village like I had been working yet I was studying. Three days after Christmas (28th December), I was sitted and then felt a power cover me at once. It came in a lot of wind; thoughts changed: I want Ali. I started wanting Ali... I told them: For me, am going back now! "Are you sick, why didn't you tell us and we prepared for you?" It was about 11am. "Why panic? You told us you are going in January." I told them: I'm going to Busia. Remember, I have my own money. I bathed, put on, yearned for Ali. Thoughts told me: Now go and meet Ali! I got a boda up to the Kayunga Park. That was the last time people in the village saw me. I boarded and saw that the taxi was delaying me but endured. I first reached my brother's place... I had a laptop bag and threw it tbere with books. My brother's wife was going out and asked, "Where are you going? You didn't even call us to alert?!" I told her: I'm coming back! That was the last time tbey also saw me. I walk; there was something giving me directions, "Pass here, pass here, pass here!" That's what I felt inside, "Now, pass here!" I walked without climbing a boda. I reached and saw a gate which he showed me when I was still in school. The gate was black; yellow paint mansion. I got near but saw noone. When I reached it, immediately someone was infront of me yet I didn't see the gate open: Ali, the one from school. He told me: I was waiting for you and knew you were coming. Remember, I didn't give him a call. The money he gave me cast spells that removed my thinking like when you come to Church and the Holy Spirit lands on you... He told me: Enter! I entered the courtyard, saw cars... The compound was neat. He led me and we entered. We passed the sitting room, it had seats but I didn't see a single person. He took me direct to a separate room, we didn't talk, he led the way. When I entered the room, he was at the door and closed it. Then he said: Sit in that pit! There was a pit in the middle of the room... What he says, you do. When I sat, I looked at him and noticed the goggles were missing. When I was trying to figure out, beams came from his eyes like a torch; both entered my eyes and I changed like 10 jerrycans had been put on my head. He said: Sit like when Muslims sit to eat pilau, crosslegged. He started speaking in tongues I do not know. When I entered, of course I understood eventually. He was calling power from underground but passing through water. He pulled power from the hills, space, rocks, forests; he gathered that power to make it possible for us to leave the physical realm and go into the underground world. I started hearing animals crying in the room, people: young, old, women... All voices. Wind came in a large way, the ground was shaking, I got out of my body. Ali wasn't a person but a fallen angel sent on a mission to get someone they would use. Ali would converse about sports because that's what he loved. He had few words. You could talk for 5 minutes when he hadn't replied. In all your speech, he would reply one answer. He was more of action, not words. I got out of my body, we descend down. I reach like this and the person am facing is sitted on a throne like for kings. He is holding a stick. It was Lucifer but at that time, I did not understand him: fiery dragon with shining eyes. In his hand was a ring and somebody on his left and right plus behind. When I reached, Ali told him, "That is the one you sent me; I've brought him." I was quiet. His voice was like 100 bass; big, heavy! When he spoke, there was a shaking. He said to me: I am the ruler of this world! Don't fret where you have come, am the one who sent for you. The one on his left said: Repeat these words, proclaim! Satan stole everything that is done in Church... In Church, you proclaim: Oh JESUS, today I accept that YOU become the Saviour of my life! There you say: I Jamil, today I accept to sell my soul to the ruler of this world. That is Lucifer, you cannot call him Satan; that gets you imprisoned. It means you've disrespected him. You call him My lord (Master) up to eternal punishment... After speaking those words, there were handclaps... I had to return to Earth to do a blood covenant... with Ali. I return to my body which I left in the pit... Buildings under construction now, sketchmaps are got from the other side... A blood covenant binds everythinh. Even in the covenant of light, Christ had to shed blood on the cross. For Satan's covenant to be full, you have to shed yours... Ali said: Stretch out your left arm... He brought something like a razor blade plus glass and cut six marks (representing 666), poured blood in half the glass. When what he wanted had poured, the blood stopped, I've never seen something like that. He brought his, added in and the glass filled up. Then he cast his power on it. They give you every spirit, whether you want to become a goat, chicken or whatever... He brought that glass near the wounds, the blood entered without a single drop to the ground. That is Satan's magic. The wounds closed up and they say, "It's finished!" You have to go for training underground. Satan doesn't use somebody he hasn't trained. In Church, you put up a conference to teach ministers, they do not come. They know that GOD can teach them. I had to get out of my body to go for three weeks training; it remained in the magical house... For you here, you cannot see it but the one on whom spells have been cast alone has the ability to see it. I got out and returned with Ali, some people were graduating; they had finished training... I was taken to the Department of Church because I would be trained in four things: 1. Disrupting Church; 2. Go to schools: Abortions, etc; 3. Go to hospitals: We used to drink blood and the brains of babies. We had to do sacrifices; 4. Accidents... I found many students of different nations... There is love in that place, agent and agent. The love they have was copied from the Church while the Church copied what Satan would have done. I reach there, everyone gives you a hug: Happy to see you! Come we do work... I returned to my body in January 2014 still in the clothes I left it in. I was given a mission to Kitintale, Bugolobi. When I got into my body, I saw transport money, 50,000 UGX. The direction I possessed though I had never been to Kitintale since I was born. I was sent to Joint Effort (Church)... I was told I'd find someone at a hotel who would show me where I would stay... You use the signs you were taught and connect with the regional ruler, then get power from various points: prostitutes increase in that place, drunkards drink to sleep in the gutters, noone gets saved... That church disturbed Satan's head, burning shrines. That man (Pastor Wilberforce Samanya) would do deliverance and Satan doesn't sleep... When I looked at the church in the spirit realm, it was impossible... There are three things: 1. Either you see heavy blood raining on the church, 2. Firewalls around the church fence, 3. A white cloth around it... All those things were there. He had about 400 intercessors... 

Episode 2 - Seven Years Working For The Devil: Some entity (I could see its shoulder, but not the face) led me to Ali; we walked until we reached the gate...

Part 2 - How I Was Delivered From The Hands Of The Devil: If you leave Egypt with an onion in your pocket or heart, you won't enter Canaan... Total deliverance takes determination, decision and surrender... Praising GOD is not words in the mouth only, shouting; praise HIM in spirit and in truth... During church deliverance, when I revealed my underground agent codenumber, blood oozed from my mouth... Do not beg GOD too much, learn to praise HIM for the life given you... Stop grumbling... We are not beggars, we are heirs... If your father has a company, then you are not a beggar in that company; you can ask for anything... Everything GOD has is yours, Satan makes you forget that...

Episode 11 - Betting: [Mathias:] GOD, we cover ourselves (the presenters) and the family listening too in the blood of JESUS... [Jamil:] Pastors also do betting; they do not know what it means, why they play it, where it comes from, where it starts, where it ends, why it came... [Mathias:] I know it as an opportunity set for somebody to get money... [Jamil:] From whom? Who has free money to give? Zala means they produce in you... Satan targets the Church... That demon is strong because of the sacrifices it gets... A person who bets has a firm heart. Satan puts in them dead hope... Most people know betting is a Muyindi. Does an Indian have that money? Those you see on the frontline are workers... to cover your eyes... People who play zala are like teachers; they do not hide pens... BETTING is Be Engaged To Teach Initiate Nations/ Generations. People who play zala are not on Satan's payroll yet work for him... They are teachers, when they start explaining, if you do not have JESUS, you leave when you have paid for a paper... Satan will convince you: This KCCA can beat Barcelona. You know that it can't happen but the demons blind your eyes... Stand at the church entrance and check for betting papers in the pockets and bags of believers... It stops them from offering tithe... Zala has diseases. If you're arguing, get a professional doctor with a machine that measures blood pressure. Stand at the zala machine and say: Everyone getting out, I measure! Anytime they snap... That's how Satan wants to kill GOD's children. A person with pressure won't go to church... Can you trust a zala player? Do not try! Even if you give him your money to keep at 9pm, he searches for an open place so that he can produce in it, hahaha! You wake up in the morning when all the money is gone. In the village, we were told a story about a man who was informed that zala earns madly: For a 1,000 UGX receipt, you can get 100 Million. He inquired: What if I bring 10 Million? Then the Muyindi you send back to the village, hahaha! He went to his own village where he had land and animals, sold all of them. He told people he's going away to become rich, he will return driving a Land Cruiser. He told his initiator that they should bet on Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, big teams; the prospective gain was 500 Million but can Satan lose in his things? Satan has no senior; you become a senior in JESUS but if you're still in his things, he's your senior... In the morning, only one team won, two drew while the other lost. He did not warn him that if one team draws, we are finished. The man said: Let us go and claim our money since one team won. Satan is a thief, he asked him: How much do you have left in your pocket? Buy a rope! He left a wife and children. Satan told him: The clever one buys a rope and hangs himself... Show me someone who was poor and became rich; you can cut off my leg... But you can show people who used to be rich and now walk on foot. Is that GOD? Such a person will run from church when he thinks about the glory he used to be in, driving, landlord: What am I looking for in church? Zala looks like a game, but it's a game between you and Satan... We've seen many: Everything he finds, he just sells it... When we were on the other side, the demons of betting, adultery and masturbation drank a lot of blood. They rule the country... The owners of zala rule the government. When churches are open until night, some people go to Police and report that they are making noise; zala works until dawn... Imagine on Sunday, a game is rescheduled for 8am in the morning, then you will confirm that there is a god called Soccer... Man U is Red Devils [in Luganda: Emizimu Emimyufu]. Does GOD have red devils? All football fields are dedicated, they have evil powers. Everything found there is initiated. In Uganda, we have one called Embalasasa, translate to English... It's big now, noone in Uganda can handle it. That team started when it was very badly off: Nalubaale FC, Bunamwaya. When it transformed to Mbalasasa, its stadium in Uganda, noone has it... [Mathias:] There was a player who was said to pray from Pastor Kayanja's church, he used to be a homosexual; Mubiru. You remember him? [Jamil:] Supporting football is not bad, as long as you do not cross the line and bet, put in feeling... Betting companies do advertisements that somebody won 500 Million in Jinja but pin them in Arua. If you go to Jinja, he's not there... The moment a youth sees that somebody used 1,000 UGX to win 500 Million, what does he look for in church? GOD's money is for waiting patiently... [Mathias:] I know somebody in Jinja who won 20 Million and bought a taxi. [Jamil:] Does he still have it? [Mathias:] He went long time ago... [Jamil:] I was going to exit the studio... To know Satan is a muyaye, if you win 500 Million, you are going to move in the whole of Jinja... You become a master... You initiate... Don't let them lie to you... After teaching people, he takes back all the other money... They bring apps already installed: Opera Mini is theirs... Betway, betpawa, SuperBet... Satan changed levels from grassthatched shrines to betting houses... When a betting house was going to be opened in Jinja, the night before the morning start, we would come, initiate that place, dedicate it and put in power... You can be at home and say: Chelsea is going to win, when it's true. The moment you go to that room, the power will tell you to add a team in Uganda... You might choose three teams and bet 10,000 UGX but that power will force you to put a 4th team and it will be the only one beaten, hehihi... In our book, we put badges: Man U (crest has an animal), Arsenal, Real Madrid, Man City look like the bubonero [symbols] we used. Mulokole, remove feelings from football things, put feelings in JESUS! If you feel that demon tell you to go and bet, then give that money to somebody on the street... You overcome the betting demon when you have no money... Youths no longer work: If he has a 200K receipt in the pocket and you tell him about a 20K job, he won't come... Two masters cannot rule in one person... Betting makes you despise GOD and love Mammon; you have no time for service... Don't get near zala... That demon cannot be cleansed, you just run away from it or it will overcome you... People covet what others have and want to acquire it in one day yet that person worked for it in a long while... Satan will tell you to sell your 3M(illion) fridge for 1M so that you can get money to buy many fridges and even remain with a balance and you carry and take; it doesn't return. The demon just drinks... Satanists have money but they do not sleep... Accept that riches are in GOD...

Episode 12 - Masturbation at Work: First and foremost, masturbation [okwematiza] is not of GOD... Behind that spirit is homosexuality... If Christ doesn't help you, then you will die masturbating... It passes through blue movies... We had agents (sugarmummies) who worked on this. You befriend a sugarmummy on Facebook, she tells you to come where she is... You reach a room where they have planted physical cameras, you cannot see them... Many people have found their sex clips online and do not know how they got there... We would take the videos and impart (spiritual) power on them, then release... You watch a blue movie like this and power strikes you... If you do not have a wife, masturbation enters... 80 to 90 percent of youths have phones with blue movies. Why do they put passwords? Even a certain Buziga pastor had blue movies in his phone... Among married people, there is masturbation... Sengas are paid to teach how to get aroused... Agents encourage you to watch blue movies for motivation (to put you in the mood)... When the Devil reads from your thoughts on Thursday that you might get money on Saturday, he sends a spirit of masturbation on Friday night and your blessing doesn't come through... Someone who masturbates is a minor agent of the Devil; it's like wearing dreads (hairstyle)...

Episode 17 - Secular Songs With Their Hidden Meaning: The power of hidden meanings of songs will cover you; the one who used to pray a lot will stop, the one who used to read the Bible will dwell on Bukedde newspaper, the one who used to fast, arrggghhhh you are like Muslims, you wait for the holy month... There is a musician who has a slogan in English "Fire Base" but when you try to translate it to Luganda, it means "Ensibuko Y'omuliro"; that fire they are talking about is not of GOD, but Hell... You find a Bornagain saying he supports Fire Base yet he doesn't know what he supports... Bobi sang a song "Time Bomb"... What people didn't understand is that when we were in the dark world serving the Enemy, even us we were on a time bomb... In the video, they show you teargas, canes and you think he's singing about the time bomb in the country. No, he's singing about the kingdom he's in... I was sent to Mpigi and delayed for 5 minutes; I was beaten in the car... Then he sang "Kasukali Keko?"; people thought he was singing politics. No, he was singing about the kingdom of darkness; that this time, has it entered you? Is that enough sugar, should I add more? That was bait like a groundnut; set a trap at home, haha! He's like an ambassador of the other kingdom... "Ekikumi Kyo Kilye"... Satan knows the Bible, he just changes it... If you get what to eat, wear or drink, let them be enough... Sleep... Let your soul be firm... He tells you there are many rich people, cars they drive like him, chicken they eat but it doesn't go... If you get 100 UGX, sit, even if you buy cassava, drink water on it, eat, but do not envy the rich man who eats chicken... AK47 wanted to get out. These musicians who go to Satan to get things know the truth... What will take them to destruction is that they do not want to lose their fame, possessions from Satan. The one who died in a bathroom reached a point where he said: For me, I've come out of this. I'm bornagain. He even sang a song, "Nze Ndi Mulokole". He was told he's lying... People think it's Gospel; he was singing about the misery he was passing through... If he had decided with one heart and gone to a Church of truth, that stands on the foundation of JESUS, now he would be alive. He feared becoming ashamed. JESUS said: If you are ashamed of me among people, I'll also be ashamed of you infront of my FATHER. He feared to be seen travelling on bodaboda again, on foot. He was afraid and got destroyed... I was an Underground Agent at Rank 7... Illuminati go to fetch money, they are not workers of the Devil. He just uses them to advertise himself through songs, things that he has given them for fame, not that they are slaves like us. Even marrying they marry. For underground agents, a time comes when they give you their own, they can even give you a fallen angel. They can give you a girl born of a woman and man, but just like you buy a chicken at home, when you want is when you'll cut it, or you've bought a hen so that it lays eggs you can eat, you bring her but when every child she delivers is a sacrifice; every child is going to die... They decide everything for you. You are a ki-TV, they switch to Bukedde, any TV they want like AK-47... There was another who sang "KATONDA, Tambula Nange". His difficulty was like the other, he did not want to lose everything - the storeyed houses he had built, the studios he had; GOD was going to strike, HE doesn't work with dead foundations... Many people have wanted the honour of this world... Musicians, when they go, they can be given money and a spirit of immorality and they say: Everytime you do a concert, you must conceive a child. He can befriend you in a show and you think you have scored, he gives you all the money you wanted. When you conceive, it's over. That child is a sacrifice you will produce... Even if you already have 10 kids, your first born on his side is the one who will be sacrificed... Things were tough; Mozey Radio saw he was being taken. These musicians do not mean these things they sing for the sake of it... As long as you do not decide, you are going to die... When I came, everything I had burnt: Money, I've burnt; phones, I've thrown in the toilet; all the clothes. I came when I had tied my trousers with a muguwa [rope]... In the heart, I had decided (even though I couldn't speak for three days). Satan can hold your mouth, but in the heart as long as you've decided... The heart is the one that speaks. This mouth speaks what the heart spoke a long time ago. In the heart, I prayed and accepted JESUS saying: Satan is lying... Satan cannot do anything before GOD accepts... The ONE you have is stronger than the one in the world, that's what the Bible says... There are these musicians, they have reached 40 years without getting wedded; ladies... They used to be very powerful... These girls were called the Obsessions. Up to now, they are not married... Satan, you have to run away from him. He lies to you with those small things [buntuntu]. They sang, "Jangu, jangu nkutwale jebanyenyeza ebiwato [Come, come let me take you where they shake waists]!" It was sang on a bed... One man was inbetween them. People see the video but do not see the hidden meaning. Another singer came and was given a snake in the waist. When she starts dancing here, you wonder if she has bones, Masanyalaze... She almost made Vice President Ssekandi fall down while dancing with her... "Wekume!"; they were saying: Guard yourself, so that you do not come where we are, not AIDS... Satan is stupid sometimes, it's true he's really stupid! He displays his things like this; the blind do not see but you in Christ, you will understand... Jose went to Tanzania to do a show. Before the show, he was told: Do this! He did it after the show ended. Satan has no second chance; when you falter, he doesn't forgive. His heart is dirty! When Chameleone didn't follow instructions, he fell from a storeyed building up to the ground. They started demoting him, that is where he sang the other song "Kibonge" while in Church... It's frightening... Spirits come... People know it's Gospel, yiii banange, Satan is too much of a thief... Before, Jose sang for you "Kipepeo". In that video, he shows you that there is a kingdom, he's sitted on a throne, there are people who come to worship him... (the old and young)... There's another person who gives out money, "Help us, we are badly off." When she gifts you money, do a survey on that family... She even gave money to some brother who is theirs; they are always in his church... She has become a full government, but people do not know... When people get problems on TV, in one or two days, she has arrived, she has responded. People should be careful; for me, I've ended (my revelation) there. Satan is the person who will show you he has grace, yet he is lying for real. He has no sympathy... There's also this young agent who has conquered kids... He silenced a minister... He was told to go to school, he refused and next, you see him at a launch. You who is ordinary, can you disobey a minister? Satan displayed his own... His eyes change when he's on stage... Another is Suspekt Leizor, he sang "Wulira Ebala", manyi ga bala [the power of the bar]; Balokole bump to the song... "Tuli Mu Struggle"; some songs have come in Church yet people do not know what they mean... "Webereremu [Fight For Yourself (Hard)]; the man is telling you: This thing I've brought you or this thing am in, might have money in it but it's for perishing. If you want to enter it, webereremu! You thought it was politics? Haha... Satan used to tell us: There is no time, the other MAN is coming... The struggle they are going through (to take people to Hell), do you know it? "Byenyenya"; Christians know these songs more than the owners...

Most Dangerous Dreams You Shouldn't Joke With: There are sleep dreams and plans or goals... Dreams have disrupted people... Dreams are biblical... Sometimes what we call bad might be the good: You see an accident when the Enemy is planning it for you... GOD loves you; HE is showing you the craftiness of Satan... Interpreting dreams doesn't require books: Messages, signs, examples, prophecies...

How The 3 Intercessors Used The Blood of JESUS to Destroy our Evil Plans on Church: Three Abegayirizi [Intercessors] at Pastor Samanya's church put on protection and were not beaten out of 3,000... There is a difference between intercessor and prayer warrior who prays for 3-4 hours... Ezekiel 22:30 Stand in the gap for the land... Numbers 12:13 Moses stands for Miriam and the rest... Our senior intercessor is the Holy Spirit who pleads for us... An intercessor stands in the gap without personal interests... S/he should be international, worldwide for the whole body of Christ... Prayer warriors shout more than intercessors; bang walls, pray longer, speak English and in tongues... An intercessor endures... Acts 12:5 They persist... Keep a notebook... Those three women were not in backbiting groups; they were good timekeepers... Intercessors must keep quiet about people's secrets... Fasting and privacy helped them use the blood of JESUS... I had a bank account but it became inactive; I couldn't access the money on it... People have the blood but not the power in it... People have batteries but when uncharged, there is no electricity in the smartphone... The blood cannot operate... There have to be principles to make that blood operate... They had time to pray, not backbite... The Word of GOD became their daily bread... Being an intercessor does not stop you from cleaning the chairs... Understand your calling so that you do not cling to the intercessor work yet you get angry when prayer points are repeated. Some are just intercessors by title, singers by title but when they are not supposed to be there... When these three women called the blood of JESUS, it came and sucked away all my power; I returned to zero... That was my first encounter with the blood of JESUS...

Why The Devil Agents Like Going To Prayer Mountain: GOD is everywhere; stop putting GOD in one place... The Devil loves prayer mountains because it is a place where Christians go jokingly just to get a feared reputation... Devil Agents and witchdoctors also go there... Marriages have failed because of prayer mountains... GOD can speak anywhere... In the Upper Room, the Holy Spirit came to the apostles... Even at home, you can be on a mountain... Turn your house into an upper room or prayer mountain... GOD's power is not in the mountain but HIS Word...

New Technic Devil Is Using To Initiate Many Through Media: Now there are even Christian Dating sites... Run... They fool you and you go online to search... Disable apps that cannot be deleted...

There is still hope [Wakyaliwo ssubi]...

Judi Mwizah Quotes

[Devil Worshipper Turns To JESUS (Testimony Given at Union Miracle Center Church in Kitala, Entebbe):] YESU yebazibwe... I'm a bornagain Christian woman, thank GOD for saving me... When I was underground, I saw demons being beaten after someone got saved. They would be asked: Where did Nakasege pass and what were you doing? When you confessed salvation, your family demons were punished...

That man Satan, whether a man or woman (I do not know), doesn't want to see nor hear a Mulokole person. Forgive me, I didn't hear other denominations...

I was a good servant to Satan; obeyed rules and principles... Every year, I would return to Lucifer to renew my covenant... Return to the LORD instead to renew your covenant... 

Although I served Lucifer, I was born and baptised in a religion... I would come from church when I had to take a report to Lucifer...

At the end of the year, you return to whom you worship with your prayer requests... He will tell you he also wants what was bought with a high price - the child of a human... Lucifer doesn't drink cow blood like these busambwasambwa, Jaja Dungu... Human blood sustains the demons he sends to earth... Those accidents you hear do not just come; he is eating breakfast, lunch and supper... He will say he wants four pregnant women and hit two birds with one stone... I was a midwife in the theatre, so it was easier for me... At times, they would tell me four ladies are coming, we want two. They could have been three, but the third is a Mulokole... Sometimes, you are in your parent's covenant to serve Lucifer, but you got bornagain... The fire returns to burn the spirit of the agent who dedicated you, not Lucifer... I saw them with wounds when we went back...

I was a murderer... I later learnt that the Devil was grooming me; I wasn't loved at home... My father was very rich; a sorceror... Life tortured me too... Whenever the Devil sent me on mission, I did not care, I wanted money, whether you are pregnant... Parents, do not torment your children and make them hateful... My mother dedicated me... She called me omusambwa, kifuka, musota - which I became. What you call your child, malaya, she will become... "You are a drunkard like your aunt", that demon gets up; it receives placement... My mother trained me and hardened my heart for the Devil...

When entering the new year, I would have my sacrifices ready... At the ante-natal department of the hospital where I worked, my 6th sense was very active... I had power from underground and could see that you were chosen. Even a Mulokole, I would see with fire and not go there...

Do not despise your salvation... Release fire... I would pass by some Balokole without a ka-fire... Satan would send us for them and when they died, he would torment them...

I used my smartphone to capture photos of sacrifices the senior had appreciated for 31st December... At 11pm before bornagains seized the air and ruined our sacrifices, we would earlybird the frontline... As you wait for fireworks to end and release fire, ours would have gone. We'd even pose like models...

Mulokole, when GOD wakes you up to pray at 2:30am, do not go back to sleep because HE sees you will need a 30 minute headstart... so that the enemy does not reach there before you...

At 11:29pm on a powerful island where we passed while going underground, we would grab the photos of pregnant women, not me Judi but a possessed animal, a monster and connect with principalities in the air with spiritual binoculars, CCTV cameras, etc: They would tell us bornagains are still boiling in tongues... That language is hard for Lucifer... Speak those tongues... The Devil doesn't fear church but the person with fire, a shining altar... We would tear photos slowly and the pregnant women start to see some blood flowing out. You send spirits to make their possible helpers sleep... Then, they would tell me to rip-up the photos... You would see blood rise up into the air and say: That one I've drunk... The one for the babies in the womb would follow. Then you ask yourself: Now, where will I build? You brag about constructions you will leave in the world... The principalities in the air deliver the sacrifice to Lucifer; you wait for results the next time you visit... At the hospital, you find corpses of people you sacrificed... People love worldly things... After sacrifice, the Devil would congratulate you; he awards medals, rings and cups for Performer of the Year who brought the most blood... You renew your covenant by stating your name and declaring that you will always serve like never before with your house: siblings, children and grandchildren. That is why Lucifer looks for you; he has a covenant on you. Tear it, change the covenant of your grandparents...

I was the 9th generation of the family in serving Lucifer... Do not take it that kawula is looking for me, the things you do are not moving! Your jaja said they will serve Lucifer, but now you are in church. He would say: Nagundi is bornagain? Leave her! Put chains on her money and property... When she wants to get rich, she will come and worship me like her ancestors... Notice, when you get saved, money deserts you... While serving Lucifer, millions did not move me...

Underground, there is a hole going upwards... Lucifer said he would see us from there...

Lucifer hates us bitterly because we are created in the image of GOD... HE gave you all his things... Lucifer wants more people in the fire, so that the hurt is not deep...

Our spirits are in things like trayeggs; small glasses. Lucifer sees our spirits. When he is fed up with you, he just breaks you. I felt a strong wind shake the gates... Sing that worship song with one heart... Apollyon the bodyguard stood in his wings and held onto the throne because they knew what was happening: NANYINIMU had arrived... That is where I say: Satan has no power... Tongues of fire came through the other hole; HE had come to redeem somebody. Praise the LORD; hallelujah! When you clap and shout, the devils quake... Out of the tongues of fire came a hand that grabbed a single soul among trillions... Intercede for someone and tell GOD to save them... You might come to church, but when Lucifer has some control over you because of the other covenants... My sister revealed to me that GOD told her to fast seven days because of me... While she was doing that, I was searching for seven virgins; I wanted to drive a car...

Lucifer will vomit my marriage... Do not fear, but do not despise him... I first went to Nabuzana, Bible calls her Jezebel. In Mubende, she is called Nakayima; Whites call her Victoria. I served Nabuzana for one year and seven months; she took me to Lucifer. She is the wife and queen. I met girls in club; they were agents of Jezebel. They enrolled me into their group. Jezebel is talked about in Revelation 2:20... She is the owner of feasts, parties... Nabuzana possesses children using spirits in the background; the first is called Ndawula (monitoring spirit, spy, Mulangira, Lukusense, Measles); second is Bamweyana, makes people use njaga, omwenge, shows that a goat is a woman (immorality)... Ndawula's part is for fruits. How many fruits have your children eaten, Mulokole? When you celebrate a birthday, you put bananas, watermelon, apples, etc and call children. They are captured from there. You look at a child who was not mad becoming mad, not immoral becoming immoral when you take them to a party... Okuwonga [Dedication] is different from sacrifice... When I get an accident, I throw a party yet the Devil was punishing me; he told me to go this way and I went the other way... I liked calling students in S2-6; they crave money, good things, smartphones. You will pay for them... Wait for JESUS to bring... Satan released me after 30 years; he took my girlhood, I never got the honour of marriage... We bought smartphones for girls because they had been appreciated; you had to find a point of contact to dedicate them... Where Jezebel swims is where you swim to get a figure...

You heard what Lucifer did at Freedom City; I begged GOD to forgive me: I did not dedicate all these functions... I used to give out t-shirts, creams, etc... A musician sings and gives you his shoe: Webale! You think he loves you very much? I knew one who would swing her hair and broadcast spirits of adultery...

Jezebel clubs and would tell us what to do... She arrived at 12 midnight... Pray until 3am if you can... After midnight, powers from underground (adultery, theft, murder, etc) rise like metals piercing through the soil and take over the world... By 4am, they leave humans who get arrested... These spirits come to help Jezebel whose home is in Victoria here; it has gold, silver, diamonds, cash money which you look at and she says: Go and cheat so that I give you money... We propagate a rejection spirit to married women... In Jezebel's world, a man is not bewitched; he is not touched, abused, rebuked, asked where he is coming from nor going. When he arrives, you welcome! When he leaves, you bid farewell! That is what she tells you: Do not abuse tata... I would catch their weakness because men are like children... When you (woman) abuse him, he comes to me for comfort... I would know you are quarrelsome. If the woman was not quarrelsome yet I wanted her husband, Jezebel would tell me to get a point of contact from her; I would confront your househelp... Men are precious. Jezebel told us she imprisoned them: They are also mine... She also wants the ones who are free. Instead, you abuse them... Quit quarreling! I do not abuse Dani, my husband Daniel Matovu is not asked where he is going... The important thing is that he is at home...

Jezebel has butiti [beads] and chains in classes: Around the waist (Slayqueens know it) and anklets. She has her own shoes. She has a cup... If your man has drunk from it, instead of abusing him, pray for him...

Joseph Nsubuga (Former Devil-worshipper)

From Masaka, Joseph left his village to live with his Kampala aunt who worked at Kibuye Market. Then he met Fred, a mysterious man from Bugerere he never saw eating food; he only drank Coca-Cola...

Part 7 - Testimony of Former Satanist Joseph Nsubuga (Hosted alongside Pastor Patrick Wandera by Rose Nyanzi on Innerman Radio): In Satan's world, things are done like in the worldly system... What I saw... Satan can kill my body, but not my soul... If somebody's life is not in GOD or doesn't walk with GOD... out of 100, Satan has 80 percent authority over you... If you are in Church and do not want Satan to be talked about, then you are the one promoting Satan. His plan is that everyone doesn't know he is there. Everyone does what they do without thinking Satan, but one morning, the sun rises and you are within his sight and he has you. Servants of the Devil called pastors with churches cannot speak against their bad colleague... They cannot disagree... In Uganda, there is a leader and we had time for Kumanyagana [Get-to-Know-Each-other]... On my first day to go, we got up with Simon, I dressed up; one renowned musician came and joined us... We cut to a place called Buwama; there is a man with a a very beautiful home. When you are on the main road, you see a very beautiful fence. We went there, army guards at the gate opened for us. Inside the gate, there is another gate; fenced. They took the car from us. They do not allow watches, belts, phones, necklaces, earrings; they do not want anything that can record people. Inside, there is a field; very wide compound with chairs well arranged like people are going to a gathering. We found many people and sat behind. I started greeting people; they knew each other. This is where I saw that even the person you cannot suspect serves the Devil can serve him. This teaches me now not to trust anybody. I do not trust a human... From what I saw, am afraid: People you see and can't suspect even for a minute, it perplexes me. As bornagains, for us we see the start but may not know where our pastors went ahead... I didn't see a loud speaker or any machines for talking in this elongated venue; people were smart. At some point, a stormy wind came; the trees around almost broke, eh! I looked; there was no cloud or anything else. In the corner of this fence, something like an entrance had been built; a big man, taller than Uncle Patrick sat on a carpet with crossed legs. He came on a level just a little higher than me. I feared and tried to see if this man was real. As he came, people got off their seats and knelt down. He reached the front seats where the first, second and third rows wear distinct colours; the rest of you come dressed the way you are dressed. He started speaking: We are happy! I'm very happy and even our father is happy... We are not children of conflicts nor quarreling... We are going to be with those (8X) who run from us and shun us... I was afraid when he descended; women knelt and men hugged him, conversed as everyday people... Sometimes, I see things among people and sympathise with them... There is something like a swimming pool in this home. A goat was killed and the intestines removed... The head did not get off the goat completely. The meat looked like the whole of it was roasted on the fire but the head and hide were raw, dripping blood. There was a knife. This side and the other side of the pool, there was something like a pot but like a small calabash; every side had a straw. You come here and cut what you are going to eat, not take; no salt nor whatever, put in the mouth and eat! Go there to the straw and drink (alcohol-like stuff)! After this one, another next; you go in a line. They call it Okusembera [Getting closer]; in Church, we do a service of communion. Whoever finishes drinking, that one goes to one's car...

Testimony of Joseph Nsubuga: I wasn't born a servant of the Devil... In our family, we were staunch Catholics. If you didn't go to the cathedral on Sunday, then my grandmother might not give you food. She adored the rosary; we would recite it at night when going to sleep...


[Worship GOD!]