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GODisgreat, first and foremost! Without JESUS, no Heaven; hence no happy-iness! I have never seen GOD nor JESUS, but I have felt the fragrant presence of the wonderful Holy Spirit more than just once, used the name JESUS to escape from nightmares and met the Devil on Buganda Road in KLA City around 2006-7...

"Prince Of Peace" by 8 year old Akiane Kramarik...


GODisgreat, yesterday, today and forever! YESU Magazine (Enquire, probe and investigate like Deuteronomy 13:14) is a Ugandan Parapsychology publication focussed on Prophecy but most importantly JESUS of Nazareth [aka YESU, ISA, YESHUA, YEEZUS, XP, etc]. At the name of JESUS every knee should bow, in Heaven and on Earth and under the Earth, and every tongue acknowledge that: JESUS Christ is Lord, to the glory of GOD the Father (Philippians 2:10-11). Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10). Behold! GOD said: Oh JESUS! I will cause You to die and raise Thee to MYSELF and clear Thee of the falsehoods of those who blaspheme; I will make those who follow Thee superior to those who reject Faith, to the Day of Resurrection: then shall ye all return unto ME, and I will judge between you of the matters wherein you dispute (Koran 3:55 [The Family of Imran]). 

Like the Bereans (Acts 17:10-15), we should weigh prophecy carefully (1st Corinthians 14:29-33) so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. Do not treat prophecies with contempt but test them all; hold on to what is good, reject every kind of evil (1st Thessalonians 5:20-22). For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord JESUS Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of HIS majesty. HE received honour and glory from GOD the FATHER when the voice came to HIM from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is MY Son, whom I love; with HIM I am well pleased." We ourselves heard this voice that came from Heaven when we were with HIM on the sacred mountain. We also have the prophetic message as something completely reliable, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation of things. For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from GOD as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit (2nd Peter 1:16-21). Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from GOD, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognise the Spirit of GOD: every spirit that acknowledges that JESUS Christ has come in the flesh is from GOD, but every spirit that does not acknowledge JESUS is not from GOD. This is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world (1st John 4:1-3)...

JESUS Christ Quotes: 

Repent, for the Kingdom of GOD has come near... (Matthew 4:17)

Come, follow me, and I will send you out to fish for people... (Matthew 4:19)

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in Heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you... (Matthew 5:11-12)

So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honoured by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing... (Matthew 6:2-3)

This, then is how you should pray: Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be YOUR name, YOUR Kingdom come, YOUR will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one... (Matthew 6:9-13)

For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. When you fast, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you... (Matthew 6:14-18)

So do not worry, saying, "What shall we eat?" or "What shall we drink?" or "What shall we wear?" For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first HIS Kingdom and HIS righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own... (Matthew 6:31-34)

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you... (Matthew 7:7)

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets... (Matthew 7:12)

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn-bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit... (Matthew 7:15-18)

Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in YOUR name and in YOUR name drive out demons and in YOUR name perform many miracles?" Then I will tell them plainly, "I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!" (Matthew 7:22-23)

Why do you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? Which is easier: to say, "Your sins are forgiven," or to say, "Get up and walk"? But I want you to know that the Son of Man has authority on Earth to forgive sins... (Matthew 9:4-6)

Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the Kingdom of Heaven is greater than he... And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come. Whoever has ears, let them hear... (Matthew 11:11-15)

For whoever does the will of my Father in Heaven is my brother and sister and mother... (Matthew 12:50)

The Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again, and then in his joy went and sold all he had and bought that field... (Matthew 13:44)

Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in Heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven; whatever you bind on Earth will be bound in Heaven, and whatever you loose on Earth will be loosed in Heaven... (Matthew 16:17-19)

Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of GOD, but merely human concerns. Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it. What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in HIS Father's glory with HIS angels, and then HE will reward each person according to what they have done... (Matthew 16:23-27)

If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from here to there," and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you... (Matthew 17:20)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and on the third day he will be raised to life... (Matthew 17:22-23)

Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery... (Matthew 19:8-9)

Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these... (Matthew 19:14)

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me... (Matthew 19:21)

Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on HIS glorious throne, you who have followed ME will also sit on 12 thrones, judging the 12 tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for MY sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first... (Matthew 19:28-30)

For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you in advance. So if anyone tells you, "There he is, out in the desert," do not go out; or, "Here HE is, in the inner rooms," do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the East is visible even in the West, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. Immediately after the distress of those days "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken." Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven... (Matthew 24:24-30)

Then the King will say to those on HIS right, "Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was ill and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me... (Matthew 25:34-36)

Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this Gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her... (Matthew 26:10-13)

The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me... (Matthew 26:23)

This very night you will all fall away on account of me, for it is written: "I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered." But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee... Truly I tell you, this very night before the cock crows, you will disown me three times... (Matthew 26:31-34)

Why all this commotion and wailing? The child is not dead but asleep. Talitha koum (Little girl, I say to you, get up!) (Mark 5:39-41)

A prophet is not without honour except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home... (Mark 6:4).

Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me... Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see that the Kingdom of GOD has come with power... (Mark 8:34 to 9:1)

This kind can come out only by prayer... (Mark 9:29)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and after three days he will rise... (Mark 9:31)

Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing... (Luke 4:21)

Be quiet! Come out of him... (Luke 4:35)

Who touched me? Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out of me... Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace... (Luke 8:45-48)

Don't be afraid; just believe, and she will be healed... Stop wailing! She is not dead but asleep... My child, get up... (Luke 8:50-54)

Blessed are the eyes that see what you see. For I tell you that many prophets and kings wanted to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it... (Luke 10:23-24)

Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him! (Luke 11:11-13)

I tell you, whoever publicly acknowledges me before others, the Son of Man will also acknowledge before the angels of GOD. But whoever disowns me before others will be disowned before the angels of GOD. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven... (Luke 12:8-10)

Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. Consider the ravens: they do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet GOD feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! (Luke 12:22-25)

Why do you call me good? No one is good - except GOD alone... (Luke 18:19)

What is impossible with man is possible with GOD... Truly I tell you, no one who has left home or wife or brothers and sisters or parents or children for the sake of the Kingdom of GOD will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life... (Luke 18:27-30)

Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me; weep for yourselves and for your children. For the time will come when you will say, "Blessed are the childless women, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!" Then they will say to the mountains, "Fall on us!" and to the hills, "Cover us!" For if people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? (Luke 23:28-31)

Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing... (Luke 23:34)

Here truly is an Israelite in whom there is no deceit... I saw you while you were still under the fig-tree before Philip called you... You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig-tree. You will see greater things than that. Very truly I tell you, you will see Heaven open, and the angels of GOD ascending and descending on the Son of Man... (John 1:47-51)

Fill the jars with water... Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet... (John 2:7-8)

Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of GOD unless they are born again... of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit... (John 3:3-6)

The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband... Woman, believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem... (John 4:18-21)

Go, your son will live... (John 4:50)

Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from Heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from Heaven... I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty... For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day... (John 6:32-40)

Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness... (John 8:12)

Neither this man nor his parents sinned but this happened so that the works of GOD might be displayed in him... I am the light of the world... (John 9:3-5)

Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up... Lazarus is dead, and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him... (John 11:14)

Your brother will rise again... I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die... (John 11:23-26)

Take away the stone! Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the glory of GOD? Father, I thank YOU that YOU have heard me. I knew that YOU always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me... Lazarus, come out! Take off the grave clothes and let him go... (John 11:39-44)

What you are about to do, do quickly... (John 13:27)

I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me... (John 14:6)

All this I have spoken while still with you. But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid... (John 14:25-27)

Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for... Mary... Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, "I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my GOD and your GOD... (John 20:15-17)

Peace be with you... As the Father has sent me, I am sending you... Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone's sins, their sins are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven... (John 20:19-23)

Friends, haven't you any fish? Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some... (John 21:5-6)

Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. For John baptised with water, but in a few days you will be baptised with the Holy Spirit... you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the Earth... (Acts 1:4-8)

Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight... (Acts 9:11-12)

Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me... I have appeared to you to appoint you as a servant and as a witness of what you have seen and will see of me. I will rescue you from your own people and from the Gentiles. I am sending you to them to open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to GOD, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me... (Acts 26:14-18)

My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness... (2nd Corinthians 12:9)

I am the Alpha and the Omega, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty... (Revelation 1:8)

Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades... (Revelation 1:17-18

Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this... (Revelation 4:1)

Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, those who practise magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practises falsehood... (Revelation 22:14-15)

Yes, I am coming soon... (Revelation 22:20)

It is GOD who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship HIM. This is a Way that is straight... (KORAN 3:51 [The Family of Imran])

I am indeed a servant of GOD: HE hath given me revelation and made me a Prophet. And HE hath made me blessed wheresoever I be, and hath enjoined on me prayer and zakat as long as I live; (HE hath made me) kind to my mother, and not overbearing or unblest; So peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)... - (Baby JESUS in the Cradle, KORAN 19:30-33 [Mary])

The House of GOD is a silence within the soul... The only things we keep are those we give away...  If one is full of love he can do nothing else than worship GOD; for GOD is love... Are not Samaritans and Greeks and Romans just as much the children of the Holy One as are the Jews? I think the Jews have built a wall about themselves, and they see nothing on the other side of it... (Aquarian Gospel Of JESUS The Christ by Levi H. Dowling)

JESUS MOVIES: 

Civilization (1915);

The King Of Kings (1927); 

Ben Hur (1959);

King of Kings (1961);

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965); 

La Voie Lactée [The Milky Way] (1969);

The Greatest Story Ever Told/ The Divine Mr. J/ The Thorn (1971/ 1974);

Pilate and Others (1972);

Gospel Road: A Story Of JESUS (1973);

JESUS Christ Superstar (1973 Musical); 

GODspell (1973);

The Passion Plot (1976);

JESUS of Nazareth (1977);

The JESUS Film Project (1979); 

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979);

JESUS - The Film (1986);

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988);

JESUS of Montreal (1989);

The Visual Bible: Matthew (1993);

Book of Life (1999);

JESUS (1999);

The Miracle Maker (2000);

The Visual Bible: The Gospel of John (2003);

The Passion Of The Christ (2004); 

Son of Man (2006);

The Nativity Story (2006) is a very formidable Christmas flick;

The Messiah (2007);

Christmas In Kampala (Ugandan film) features many Ugawood legends including Moses Golola as King Herod, my Macos OG Nargiz Shiraz as Mary, Fun Factory's Brown as her sister Nanziri, Keloy Kemigisha as their mother, Salvado as Luuka who was Joseph's workmate at Kojja's carpentry workshop, Cotilda as Luuka's wife plus many other stars. The Three Wisemen who include two Blacks and one White are interviewed by newscaster Josephine Karungi for NTV at 1. Even Rabadaba sings a fresh rendition of his hit "Mukyamu" for the insatiable King Herod who calls himself "The Boss of all bosses". After JESUS is born in Kamwokya within a goat shed shown by Kijana (the street hawker), the main cast meets at the narrator Peter Katonene's mansion as a family, showing how brilliant Barbara Angopa's original film idea was;

The Gospel of Us (2012);

Son Of GOD (2014);

Last Days in the Desert (2015);

Histoire de Judas [Story of Judas] (2015);

Risen (2016);

Ben-Hur (2016 Remake)

The Young Messiah (2016);

Mary Magdalene (2018); etc

THE YESU CORNER (Either you go left or go right! Heaven or Hell?): 'Tis so sweet to trust in JESUS; HE is the Saviour of sinners, Name above all names, Defender when the Devil and demons attack, One Way to Heaven, Healer of the Sick and Broken (with 39 Stripes), True Double Happy-iness, Prophet of prophets, Agofe of agofes, Kabaka of kabakas, Emperor of emperors, Igwe of igwes, Kaiser of kaisers, KING of Kings and LORD of Lords. As a Dreamsurfer, I believe JESUS Christ is the Greatest Prophet of All-Time from Israel to Brazil, Bulgaria to Nigeria...

JESUS MENTIONS IN MOVIES:

Heaven Is For Real (2014 film): JESUS has a horse... Hey (Todd) Burpo! Next time there is a fire, maybe you can tell JESUS that instead of walking on water, HE should pour it on the fire...

Woodlawn (2015 film): Coach... I'd like to have a meeting with your football team... About JESUS Christ.../ One + Way...

All Between Us: I talked to the Lord (JESUS), that's all I did... We got our lil' JESUS thing going on...

Hard Target (1993 film): JESUS Christ, GOD damnit, he could have asked me for help...

The Case for Christ: Mum, who's JESUS?

No Regrets: JESUS Christ, I told her extra ham...

Lost In Translation (2003 film): This is hard, oh JESUS...

Save The Marriage (Lugbara film): He even boxes you? JESUS Christ...

Freaks (2018 film): JESUS, there goes my sellprice...

Fake: JESUS Christ, Daniel...

Fare: Eric, oh JESUS, oh my GOD...

Miracles from Heaven: Is JESUS also with me...

King Richard (2021 film): FATHER GOD JEHOVAH, we thank YOU for this food and the people who have prepared it... Don't let nobody get fat (Hahaha!)... In JESUS name we pray...

Freddy v Jason: JESUS...

What Love Is: JESUS Christ, you two are just disgusting...

8 Mile: JESUS, what happened to you...

Run: Emily, JESUS Christ...

The Punisher (2004 film): Ok! JESUS...

Inferno: Save us, JESUS...

Transporter 3: JESUS! Great...

GOD's Not Dead: Money, this life is temporary. JESUS is eternal...

Hard Rain: Oh yeah, I saw JESUS...

Moms' Night Out: Thank YOU JESUS, thank YOU GOD... JESUS will always be loving you with HIS arms opened wide, just for being you...

Bloodworth (2010 film): JESUS! Nikita and the FBI...

Pastor's Daughters: Blood of JESUS... I don't listen to rap. Do you know JESUS?... Stop all this crying and let's pray:... on behalf of my brother... Father GOD, we are asking... for a real Christmas miracle LORD... One that only YOU can bring GOD... in the name of... YEZUUS Christos...

Jingle All The Way: I'm desperate! JESUS...

Louder Than Words: JESUS...

Gone In 60 Seconds: JESUS C-why-ist...

Opus Of An Angel: Put in a little effort and the LORD does the rest... 

Dreamsurfing

In 1999, my Senior 3A Class Monitor Isaac Semakadde called me to the left front of the classroom and asked me if I could become the SMACK Timekeeper alongside Paulson Tumutegereize in Senior 3C (The Best PLE Student in 1996 while Semaks came 3rd: I also got Aggregate 4 points on 4 subjects like them but was admitted Number 31 out of over a hundred "Bunsen burners" in the Block Owners Class of 1997-2002); I agreed immediately. I observed the 2nd Best PLE yearmate Brian Baingana (Senior 3B) in order to improve my academics and realised that what sets him apart is perhaps reading chapters ahead of the lessons taught in class. That is exactly what I had done in P7 but regressed. To accomplish my prefect work smoothly, I asked GOD to always wake me up at 5am so that I ring the first 5:30am bell. Sometimes, I would wake up at exactly 5 sharp after seeing very vivid dreamvisions including one with a soundtrack; that is when I started recording my dreams on paper. I told Semakadde that I saw him beat the whole country in Senior 4 UCE Exams and almost a decade later when I met him while walking through Makerere University Kampala (MUK) with my Best Friend (named Lili), he reminded me how my dream had come to pass.

I do not claim to be a Prophet nor Dream interpreter because I have got some predictions wrong before like when I would share my dream report on Arsenal's Facebook posts before kickoff and some backfired like someone with spiritual powers would turn things around: one time a squirrel ran on the pitch and after that fracas, the characters I thought would create a win instead caused a goal against Arsenal. I'm just a Dreamsurfer who lets his spirit sail in the ocean of subconscious data during sleep in order to pick guidelines for my days on Earth: I learnt deliberate "Dream Induction (Asking the right questions before dozing off)" in 2018 from Elvis Mbonye's 1st Book entitled "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come". You can try that technique too as you pray before sleep! Let the prophets speak! My 2nd cousin Edwin used to say that as a kid I would predict the winner of UTV Football Made in Germany matches correctly but they were just wild guesses. Meanwhile, Frieda Faith Letacie at UCU labelled me The Mentalist because of my Editorial Cartoons, another OG called me a Shrink (Psychoanalyst) but I believe anyone can receive hidden information. We are all connected to the spiritual realm and can access Akashic Records. Visions of the future travel faster than reality just like light travels faster than sound. I have seen so many prophetic dreamvisions that make me believe in GOD. These include the Arua Hill Stadium & Business Park whose construction started in 2019 but I had seen a completed structure in my 1st Year at UCU Mukono (2003-4): By 2023-4, it will be a headturner. Also as a fresher, one day I dreamt that I would meet a girl named "Jada". In the evening when I went for the Madi and West Nile Fellowship, I met a beautiful darkskinned South Sudanese campuser who gave me a very friendly hug; guessing her name correctly was confirmation of the dream's accuracy. She was studying SWASA but I had never seen her before. I dreamt I would top my Mass Communication class after reading extremely hard day and night in 1st semester and got a supplementary academic bursary for the whole of West Nile Diocese; saw Hon. Moses Ali in a dream before meeting him for my first time at the entrance to LDC - I did not even know whether I would go towards Makerere that day; dreamt of a politician in power threatening his kidnappers in 2013 and during the day heard news about Libyan Prime Minister Ali Zeidan released by some men; dreamt that the Devil was planning an attack in Somalia and Al Jazeera reported that 11 UPDF soldiers had been killed by an Al-Shabaab bomb which was the only Somalia story I heard that day. One morning in Kyebando, I woke up after hearing a familiar voice whisper: Use a condom! I brushed it off because I do not believe in contraceptives (though used to market them in Makindye) but before midday, I was unexpectedly visited by a loveable woman with arguably the thickest or biggest booty I had ever seen outside KLA; she has very sexy legs too and asked me if she could mop the house for me which meant bending over with the rug, so I fought off lust and simply talked to her and served breakfast afterwards to avoid any wahala of adultery or STDs. What if she was a shapeshifter on a mission; was the dream a precaution or trap? I sidestepped Streetlions on Jinja Road near Conrad Plaza after a dream warned me to be brave: JAH guide! Destruction walk(s) with smiling faces, Bugle told us that: Fear no Evil! In 2015, I woke up with a hunch that Arsenal would beat Aston Villa 4-0 in the FA Cup Final; Walcott would score the first goal while Giroud who did not even start would score the fourth (Hoped he was on the bench). I did not see who scored the 2nd nor 3rd goals but if I had betted on that match plus many others, I definitely would have won some perfect Money. The 2015 UEFA Champions League Final would have "Neymar mentioned in every town across the world" and I woke up confident Barcelona would win it; Neymar scored the third goal in a 3-1 triumph. Even if Juventus had netted a 2nd goal, Neymar would still be the hero. Before the 2016 Euro Final in France, I sent a Facebook message to Olivier Giroud requesting him to tell his teammates not to get frustrated: The referee would wrongly call a foul that would result in the winning goal for Portugal. During the match, there was a disputed call that made Paul Pogba slap the ground in anger. The next stop of the game was a goal on the left side of the field just like I saw in my dream. Two years later in Russia though, nobody (not even Luka Modric nor Messi) could stop France from clinching the FIFA World Cup: Pogba vindicatively scored one of the goals in the 4-2 thriller. France also won the UEFA Nations League in 2021 with Benzema who had missed out in Russia 2018. Did you see the blood on Messi's left sock during the 2021 Copa America? I got a dream highlighting rough opponents but good enough he came through the match. On the morning when AIGP Felix Kaweesi was assassinated in 2017, I woke up from a very painful dreamvision in Arua asking, "What was that; could it be Illuminati?" A few minutes later, I saw a photo of his bullet-riddled corpse and froze. In the dream, I was trying to figure out who the Guest of honour at UCU was, but he was dressed in a uniform like a Policeman. I have seen people in my dreams before getting Facebook notifications from them by nightfall or meeting them in reality at most three days later eg my Biggest Crush in West Nile during February 2019; totally unbelievable phenomena. After getting a warning in a 2021 dream that a public bombing was being planned somewhere outside Kampala, I woke up to hear that a bomb blast had happened in Komamboga. I was torn between posting on Facebook or telling Police. Other bombs came later. Four days before US President Joe Biden announced the withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in Twenty21, I saw him talk to me in a dream. I did not know what it meant but wrote it down because I had been dreamsurfing deliberately for certain answers. Although I prefer Trump who I saw in a 2019 dream, I cannot go as far as wearing Let's Go, Brandon! merch. I've seen several dreamvisions about M7 too: All we need is peace and tarmac; complaining about government is ingratitude to GOD for HIS gift to Uganda. Before the 2020 Coronavirus lockdown, I had seen a dream where Kampala streets were totally empty. When the impossible finally happened, it felt like Deja Vu even though I was in Arua. Dreamvision Tourism can be quite refreshing like Google Earth - you find yourself jumping to a downtown China Market or an Abu Dhabi Mosque; prophecy is not only about doom and gloom. There is also Dreamvision Cinema where I see blockbuster content. Sometimes I woke up and correctly guessed the movie NBS Amaso Ku Lutimbe would show: I'd switch on that TV channel at 3pm and get the pleasant shock of my life. Prophecy is not a myth. Personally, I believe the Enchantress in Suicide Squad and the Green Witch in 47 Ronin are the Most Evil film characters (beyond Hansel & Gretel witches) while the merciless Halloween killing monster (Myers) like Jason Krueger is scarier than Kawuula, Dracula and his three brides, IT, Jeepers Creepers, Valak (The Nun), Zombies plus the evil spirits in Ghostbusters or aliens trapped by Men In Black; there is No Country For Old Men. Everytime I see Pinhead from Hellraiser (film series), my skin starts itching; thieves are punished in Hell with pins in every body-cell. Dreams are not hopeless imaginations; even Typhoid nightmares explain something. Malaria meanwhile comes with fuzzy sight but it is still devilish. Life is spiritual; Dreams are a journey into the Spirit World and can be symbolic whereas Visions show you exactly what is going to happen. I do not claim to be holy; only GOD is holy and worthy of worship. I know my sins, that is why I need JESUS like everyone else. On Thursday 30th December 2021, I dreamt about being picked out from an auditorium filled to the ceiling (about three levels) with all the evil people who have ever existed in movies (or reality: Most Evil at the bottom) and flew towards the entrance to view a raised area with steps on the left like Heaven after Hell where I saw Levi Juice packed by clean and diligent women wearing gloves but supervised by one man who just stood and said nothing; a young "GOD's Son" dressed in all-gold with black glowings from his Chinese triangle hat to trousers plus a Security Control Room where you can see everything happening on Earth through video screens like Video Assistant Refereeing (VAR) including dudes throwing a glass jar at night into a certain compound after they are told to get off a white wall fence; it injures the hands of the man who tries to grab it when it lands down. GOD hears every thought too. Psalm 94:9 asks: Does HE who fashioned the ear not hear? Does HE who formed the eye not see? When HE replays secret unspoken thoughts on a black panel with multiple small squares that flicker pink according to the sound frequency of the recording in the right corner, you can actually judge yourself and feel repentant like Morgan Freeman who questioned GOD's logic (after the self-confessed atheist acted film roles portraying the Almighty). The following day which was the last one of the year, I found an unexpected Facebook friend request from Erica Mukisa Belinda Kimani, the former Ugandan witch who served the Devil for 18 years before visiting Heaven after her deliverance. Her story has always fascinated me because I was born in Jinja where it started and believe her no matter how deeply crazy it seems. After all, as a kid I wanted to get magic powers from an island on Lake Victoria beyond Jinja Sailing Club even though I didn't know how devilish it might be (Erica claims to have spent 7 years in Hell somewhere under the Jinja water). Before that, the last time I had seen a more troubling dream about Hell was when I woke up around 2017 to discover a video by a Korean girl who prayed very hard all night in 2009 and was shown by JESUS several visions of eternal torture which she painted with other artists. She warns against watching violent demonic movies that torment the soul, drinking spirits of snakes, smoking tobacco grown in Hell, making pornography, ignoring the Word of GOD, cheating on your spouse, suicide, telling lies, homosexuality, theft, etc. Repent your sins! Connecting my dreamvisions to waking reality has always been something I try to do; they offer some sort of alternative briefing report about what to expect when I awake: GOD is closer to us than the thoughts in our minds. One day I woke up after seeing a "Nissan Skyline" radiator design. I went to town in a taxi but walked back home early via Wampewo Road. When I reached a road that cuts left near some Kololo apartments, I saw a beautiful angelic-white probably brand new sedan rolling towards the avenue. I stood on the sidewalk and let it pass with a smile on my face because I had never seen a car like that before except in my morning dream. When I googled for the latest Nissan Skyline, the resemblance was prophetic. KATONDA munene! 

I spent money recklessly in 2018 and remained with only a 500 UgX coin. A dream told me to tithe it in one of those trademark Church of Uganda bags with a wooden handle at the top and I obeyed which means my wallet became zero on that particular Sunday. By Tuesday, I had received a brown Arua Public School envelope with 500,000 UgX banknotes; GOD does not drink porridge. I cannot disclose all the prophetic dreams I have seen in this millenium but they are very many...

Ayiko mani ci, YESU oji onzi mani [Lugbara Translate: There is happiness for me, JESUS washed my sins]...

YESU Kristo ni Opi!

Glory to GOD!


YESU Magazine: Elvis Mbonye Quotes

[INTRO:] Isn't GOD more than what we have been taught by mechanical Religiosity and the World? Can you experience HIM on another Level of Spirit? I first got enlightened about Elvis Mbonye while watching an Advert for his The Power Of Prophecy Documentary on NTV Uganda in 2013. Consequently, I did further Research on YouTube plus online Articles. I just couldn't believe I hadn't heard of him before, yet he had been active since the 2000s and was even born in Busoga like me. Maybe my Eyes and Ears were closed. He made a Prophecy in June 2013 that kept me thinking which Southern African Leader would die before the End of the Year when he seemed to be going forward, but his Nation would continue. My Number One Guess was Robert Mugabe (who died six Years later in Singapore, that is 2019; he was aged 93). However, when my African Hero Nelson Mandela (almost a Centenarian who I had left out because he was no longer in Office) died on 5th December 2013, I made up my Mind to attend the Zoe Fellowship twice before Christmas at Open House [on Buganda Road] west of Watoto Church Parking Lot, though it later moved to Theatre LaBonita, Imperial Royale, Hilton Nakasero (next to All Saints Cathedral), Kololo Airstrip, Lugogo Cricket Indoor Stadium, Kyadondo Rugby Grounds, etc. My Wish for Madiba was that he would witness the First FIFA World Cup in Africa before he dies which he did in 2010 and lived three more Years. Zoe Fellowship has a fantastic Atmosphere, soulfully liberating Music, spot-on Words of Knowledge, simply the Best of Prophecy that the Devil shouldn't rob from Believers. The first Time I saw Elvis in real Life, he started the Fellowship by showing on a big Screen behind him the Prophecy that actually dragged me to finally check him out. At the End of the two Hour Service, he said we should come early the following Tuesday so that he can prophesy to many Individuals in one Day than usual; I hoped to be among the Chosen Ones. So, I went in Time but Elvis did not show up. Instead his Brother led the Fellowship and preached a Sermon in a Way that bent my Mind as if he was indirectly talking to me because he mentioned my Penname backwards while telling the Anecdote about one of his Friends [probably a Muteso] who believes that anywhere is a good Location to stay only if you make it so; I also believe the same: Grass is green wherever Rain falls! Was it Reverse Psychology or a Mind Game to prove to me that am no Match to the modern Day Ugandan Mystic, hahaha? You do not have to reside in over-rated Suburbs like Kololo or Nakasero to be happy; you can live happily in Kawempe or Bukoto! The Replacement Preacher reported that the Holy Spirit told Elvis not to attend that Day. In Judaism, Malachi was the Last Authentic Prophet whereas in Islam, Muhammad is considered the Last Prophet: I have always been skeptical about People who claim to be Prophets in these End Times but Elvis speaks truly brave and specific Predictions like Michael Kiganda [Glory To Glory Ministries] and Edmond Oduka [Kainos Fellowship] unlike many other Seers. In my Mind I wanted to prove if he was not just an Illusionist, Mindreader, Mentalist, Parapsychologist, Telepath, Hypnotist or Magician? He definitely is not an Astrologer! His Knowledge of the Bible is impeccable but where did he get this Extra Sensory Perception or enhanced Spiritual Vision that can predict tomorrow accurately? Maybe, Prayer [Conversation with The ALMIGHTY] works. It's like the Veil covering his Eyes is removed when he prays. Sometimes, finding GOD is just like trying to smell the Colour 9; "Nine is not a Colour and even if it were, you can't smell a Colour..." That's the Point Chris Rice sang. You have to be really brave to see futuristic Stuff; occasionally, I see prophetic DreamVisions like a Sleeping Remote Viewer that tell me what is going to happen during the Day or some Days later. I always wait for them like Deja Vu and have been writing down Dreamvisions since 1999, two Years after accepting JESUS into my Heart. I have prayed casually to Lucifer [Satan] before during School Days but I do not think he gave me my clairvoyant Ability. It must be GOD-sent because sometimes when I say the LORD's Prayer twice before sleeping, I see prophetically unbelievable Things in my Dreams including exactly what will happen within the following 24 Hours like in an Arsenal Match of the Day [seen Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona and AC Milan too but over 97 percent always Arsenal because I adore AFC - pure Love, saw Onduparaka had beaten Soana 2-0 in a Dreamvision a Day before Saturday 14th October 2017 without even knowing when nor which Team Ondu was playing next, Golden State Warriors surviving another "Robbed Championship" in 2017], Things I might hear; who I will meet; Movie worth watching that might show on TV; News Story to focus on like Ali Zeidan (Libyan Prime Minister) freed by his kidnappers in 2013; AIGP Felix Kaweesi assassination pain in 2017; Joe Biden announcing withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in 2021; Bombs planned in Uganda; etc or who might call me! But someone could argue that Healers like William Branham or Magicians like Troy [A Briton with Jamaican, German Ancestry] also have Heart-reading or Secret-revealing Abilities? Divination and Magic are forbidden but they do not take away the Fact that GOD created the Gift of Prophecy. Prophets might even glow in-front of an Audience with angelic Brightness (Transfiguration Style) like Jennifer Eivaz. In the Old Testament, Instructions were given to burn the Entrails of Sacrifices. In the Pagan World, you keep them to look through and get a Message about the Future or other bits of inaccessible Information. These Practices aim at piercing the Veil between our World and the Spirit World hidden from us because Adam sinned. However, special Knowledge of the Future belongs to GOD and as Christians/ Believers, we need to trust only HIM and HIS Prophets. The Bible warns us not to contact the Dead through Mediums including dead Catholic Saints [Necromancy] or worship other gods whether carved in Stone or Wood [Idolatry like Santa Muerte]. The GOD of the Israelites cannot be bribed for Favours. Sacrifices were not given to get Stuff; Prayer is not just about conjuring up GOD to ask for new Cars or Careers. JESUS is the Life and HE wants to give everyone the Full Experience of GOD's Love. For false Prophets, once you pull back the Curtain and see how they do it, then it is not impressive at all. Elvis calls himself a major Prophet, only GOD can disprove that. Haters and Critics will attack him, but I doubt if they can overcome him. GOD is not dead! When you walk into the Fellowship Venue, you might notice white Envelopes resting on each Seat for the Congregation to put in their Offerings or Pledges before dropping them in the Collection Basket. "Zoe" is a Greek Word meaning "divine Life". Some call Elvis the Navigator, others say he is Mr. Future or Mr. Tomorrow. I consider JESUS Christ of Nazareth the Greatest Of All-Time (GOAT) among Prophets while Moses (Prince of Egypt) was a Major Prophet of the Nile, but he did not record Predictions of World Events like Elvis. Mbonye is the Author of "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come". You can watch EM on NTV Uganda every Sunday at 11:50 AM (Midday), used to be 5:30PM [Repeats on Thursday at 12:30PM plus Friday at 6AM] or on KTN every Wednesday and Thursday Morning from 5 to 6AM. "Enter The Heavenlies" with Prophet Elvis Mbonye is televised on NTV Uganda at 11:50am every Sunday after GXP (Gospel Explosion) and includes Worship Songs, Archive Fellowship Sermons, Testimonies and Final Announcements. Check your local TV Listings for any Changes! The Book of Ephesians is like Heaven on Earth. Chapter 4 Verse 11 says: And HE (Christ) Himself gave some to be Apostles, some PROPHETS, some Evangelists and some Pastors and Teachers. While on my Quest to read the entire Bible from Cover to Cover in O-Level, I discovered that there is a Book that records every Thought and Action from everyone. It seemed impossible but as I grew and saw more Dreamvisions fulfilled, I started believing it's possible. Infact earthly Media [which includes Newspapers, TV, Radio, Internet] does a Copy of what that Book can do but it is many Times more perfect. Austrian Rudolf Steiner called it The Akashic Chronicles. A Campus Friend who had just returned from Denmark once told me that all the Words that come out of our Mouth travel into Outer Space and can be retrieved (because they are an eternal Vibration); it was Night and I stared at the Stars. There is even a Proverb in the Bible that warns us to check what we say in our Rooms against the King, a small Bird can report to him for instance Balaam's Donkey in the Bible talked and Parrots can also talk somehow up to these Days. I used to visit an Indian OB in Kansanga who had a caged Parrot that would welcome me and chip in during our Conversations, it was refreshingly amazing. [According to the Quran, King Solomon could talk to the Hoopoe and Ants]; Walls have Ears, there are Engel Eyes in the Sky (not necessarily Man-made Drones, Spyders or Beetle Cams). Paul the Psychic Octopus who hatched in England but was moved to Germany predicted all Germany Matches in the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa correctly; I actually watched the Final enthusiastically because of his Prediction that Spain (which had Arsenal's Fabregas) would beat another Gunner van Persie's Netherlands. I wished the Best for both of them, but Country-wise, I drifted towards Spain more. Besides, they had the Tiki-taka Boys from the mighty Barcelona. Maybe it was just Coincidence because Paul got two Germany Predictions wrong during Euro 2008. Yeah, even Stones can shout Praises, JESUS said that. Does Elvis get his Data from the AKASHIC RECORDS like Edgar Cayce did but while completely awake? Edgar said that the Best Thing to think about endlessly is Christ and HIM being crucified, "GOD is bigger than any Religion!" Find out what Emanuel Swedenborg wrote about Religions in relation to going to Heaven and Hell. Legendary Physicist Albert Einstein once said that all he wants are GOD's Thoughts; the rest are just Details. The great Scientist Nikola Tesla confessed, "My Brain is only a Receiver. In the Universe there is a Core from which we obtain Knowledge, Strength, Inspiration. I have not penetrated into the Secrets of this Core, but I know that it exists." Elvis takes us behind the Veil, back to the Future like 5th Dimension Telepathy. Sometimes I wish there was a Motion Photography & Audio-enhanced Prophecy Watch [JESUS is LORD] Electronic Magazine or Newspaper like Daily Prophet that records Prophecies from around the World, updated the Moment a Word of Knowledge is revealed by a Seer; Prophets of UG or simply an Encyclopedia of Prophecy. There is actually a Zoe Ministries - The Power of Prophecy Church on 310 Riverside Drive in New York, New York led by Archbishop Jordan and Debra Jordan. Did Mbonye copy the Name from there or it's just divine Inspiration? Before Mbonye garnered more Attention with his Oscar Prophecies, I had already read about Nigerian Prophets who make Predictions about what will happen in the New Year. TB Joshua of Synagogue Church of All Nations who has his own TV Station (Emmanuel TV broadcast in English, French and Spanish) sometimes made Predictions which never came true while others came to pass and those are the ones repeated on his TV as Promos. What startles me about TB is the Use of Holy Water in small Spraybottles and other Containers probably like when JESUS told the Man born blind to wash his Eyes in the Pool of Siloam, then he also sneaks into the Dreamvisions of his Followers, interesting! Witches can also do that after transforming into Rats and entering Rooms to whisper into your Ears. Weird Things happen when you attend some of these Fellowships: a Zoe Remnant reported that when her Taxi reached their Home Stage one Evening, it suddenly caught Fire; she blamed the Devil. Others were involved in a Bus Accident and everyone who did not attend their Fellowship died. One Evening after a Zoe Fellowship, I sat somewhere behind the Taxi Driver and the last Lady in our Column had her Phone suddenly snatched by a Thug near the Watoto Church - Bombo Road Junction as we headed towards Wandegeya (It could have been me if my Window was not closed). She cried for the Driver to stop in vain. Such Things rarely happened to me in Taxis, it's like after praying in some of these Places you get a new Grace to witness Escapes; I prefer a Life with no Drama whatsoever, like the Devil and his minions do not even see nor sniff me. The first Time I went to a Robert Kayanja Friday Overnight in 2005, I started growing apart unexpectedly the following Friday with the Young Babe I wanted to marry after taking a Photo from her without Permission (I had asked for one earlier but she lied to me yet she had Hundreds). Something feverish had come over me on Thursday - the preceding Night, I do not know what it was, probably some Symbiote Spirit. By Friday Night, I found myself in the Kauga County Jail in Mukono. Maybe she wasn't the one for me and I had to get the Obsession about her out of my Heart. To sow your Seed in Miracle Centre Cathedral, you can send to 0776-520015, Short Code: MCC. In the early 90s, I thought Newspapers were prophetic, recording in the Morning what would happen the whole Day at specific Times. That View was shaken a lot as I grew especially in P7 when I discovered from a Classmate's Textbook how Newspapers are made featuring Reports of Events from a Day before. However it does not rule out the Possibility that Electronic Newspapers can relay Prophecies of future Events and their Fulfillment. The Internet took over from Newspapers and now reports News as it happens. We are on the Edge of Tomorrow, capable of knowing the Final Destination, what comes Next like a Minority Report or 77 Chances and try to avoid the bad Parts! Time travel might be real. Send your Testimonies to [testimony@prophetelvis.com/ pr@prophetelvis.com] or call on +256(778)110501! Below are quotes I transcribed from the Ugandan Mystic who leads the Zoe Fellowship that meets every Super Tuesday:
[4th June 2013:] There's one leader in the South, while he's busy preparing for something, for a future, he passes on and it is some dawn of a new era in that nation. It appears like he sets up plans, it appears like he's moving on but abruptly he passes on and something happens there... [Five Years later in 2018, the same exact Prophecy was reproclaimed by Ruyonga - the Voiceover for Mbonye's Video Media to explain the sudden, unexpected Death of 65 Year old Rebel-turned Opposition Leader Afonso Dhlakama in the southern Republic of Mozambique. He died of a suspected Heart Attack yet he was planning to run for Presidency in 2019. For me, the Prophecy had already applied to Mandela coz Mbonye mentioned it when I first visited his Fellowship...]
[Twenty24 Prophecies:] My eyes gazed upon this nation... Electric powerlines... in the midst of a heavy storm... There's going to be something that will affect the power grid... Something to do with the (Source of the) Nile; South Africa: I heard a deep cry and mourning... I perceived that a very prominent person shall pass on; United Kingdom: Saw a great destabilisation, sudden pressure upon their current Prime Minister; Somalia: State of emergency. Their leader was a target, a hit called on him, his life is at stake. He survives narrowly but then the place becomes unstable. I became conscious of Uganda, the words "Boots on the ground" came up; Very huge scandal breakout in the area that has to do with minerals; Newsclips coming out of Julian Assange (yellow, cream a bit shirt and black jacket)... Some leaders began using his name as a popularity stunt; etc...
[Twenty23 Prophecies:] The year of Praise; Turkey-Syria Earthquake; Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) collapse; etc...
[Twenty22 Prophecies (Tuesday 4th January):] Today in the name of JESUS, am making you multimillionaires. You are going to enjoy life today the way I enjoy it. Now this same glory, it is taking you to the top. Your time for rising has come. The glory is here... I know what is going to happen to a certain prominent man in Rukungiri...
No "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"! You only have one Rich DAD...
[Twenty21 Prophecies (Tuesday 5th January):] Those who seem to have fallen will rise again... Unbelievers who are spiritually dead shall begin to see the truth and also wake up as well... People have agreed with Death, that's why to some extent Death has prevailed... hallelujah, but the light that is beginning to emerge and take over the intensity of it, hallelujah, it shall capture so many that have collapsed... The Spirit of Grace is being poured out. The LORD delivers HIS own people, hallelujah. When you shall see the month of August, I really don't want to go there [Yes, whoa]! Hallelujah! X2. There's a lot to celebrate about, eh! Am not saying when it gets, am saying by that time eh [Yes]! Hallelujah [Amen], hallelujah [amen]! So you're expecting twice as much, not so? Twice as much fun, you know some people don't believe in fun, eh! Hallelujah! Heaven is not boring, eh. Hallelujah! Heaven has never been boring. And you see, when HE created this Earth, everything that HE made it to appear there's a lot you can do along, though darkness tried to: Now you can't go to the beach without a nappy [Hehe] hahaha, but anyway. Hallelujah...
[Twenty20 Prophecies:] I heard the name Iga, Yiga, Iga, coming in the news...
[Secret Perspectives, Part 1:] The Devil operates in masks... You've got to uncover him... He uses logic to draw you closer and closer to himself... Awaken from the slumber being cast on the whole world... Faith is being sacrificed on the altar of science...
Everything we live in today is parallel to what is in the scripture...
Detailed and specific... Year in, year out...
Has the Pope ever said he hears from GOD? He is not on my level...
[They Are Not Of This World:] I wake up when am seeing in the spirit... I'm not being suspicious, hmm! If you have the ability to hear and understand me, then in that moment you are in the spirit. Deep calleth unto deep. When am speaking, am not calling from the rational mind... I have to adjust myself to be normal because when I wake up, am seeing both dimensions. I'm not saying it casually... I know how unbalanced it can get me to... Whenever a revelation of GOD is given, a church is built and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it. Fear... Failure... Darkness... Death... Bankruptcy, everything shall not prevail... There, you are seeing as you ought to see. Arise and shine for your light has come and the glory of GOD has risen upon you... Enter the realm of the spirit and realise that there is nothing on this ground absolutely impossible...
[2019 Prophecies:] UK... Boris Johnson...
Then I saw the United States, there was talks of: Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment Trump, Impeachment Trump, and, er, what I witnessed eventually was almost like a Contradiction because at a time where it looks like he was being taken down, his popularity instead shot high..." 
[The Wonders Of Your New GOD-given Name:] The Spirit Realm is the Most Important, it is the parent realm. When you access the reality of the realm of the spirit, you have accessed the real deal..." Do you see what I see? Do you believe in Prophecy? Where Heaven broadcasts live... This is how we do it... Something's moving, something's changing. See HIS glory, feels like Heaven on Earth... If we know who holds tomorrow, then it is of necessity that we already know what tomorrow holds...
GOD is everywhere but HE does not meet with people everywhere...

[Excerpts from "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come" (Book by Elvis Mbonye) Ch.5 (Unlocking the mystery of dreams):] 5.1 A doorway into the mysterious: If you sleep for eight hours every night, then you spend a third of your life asleep. Since we spend such a big part of our lives in sleep, we might as well learn how to make the most of it. If we do, then many of our life puzzles will be solved seamlessly... 5.2 Dream Activation: Dreams are not just dramatized rearrangements of the things that make impressions on our minds during the day. No doubt some are. However, the level of dreams I am unveiling to you are the kind which baffle the human imagination with presentations that have never been contemplated before... I am not seeking anybody’s approval... Therefore, when you have what you consider ‘a difficult decision’ to make, one that bears strongly on your future, or when you fail to see the solution to your problem, begin at once to engage the dreaming faculty within you by contemplating on the solution in a relaxed or expectant mood before drifting off to sleep. Your deliberate contemplation, as you go to sleep, arouses the powerful latency which is within you and dramatizes the answer in form of a dream...
[2nd January 2018:] Glory to GOD! Motherland, Uganda, now I want you to be so attentive here! These are the things, you can see them come to pass and they are like signs but am talking about things that directly impact you. So, and now we have crossed all of us, eh?! Er, first of all, do you remember, those of you who have been around the time when I prophesied about the growing of maize and you know, and agriculture and then you know? We looked like we were just prophesying and the nation was not hearing and the drought that followed afterwards. You see, if this nation was only wise enough, it would pay attention because you see, that time drought became a central thing, the Most Influential Thing, the Most Impactful Thing on the Land. Now if you hear a prophetic word and then you position accordingly, then you are blessed and you avoid certain things. So the Spirit of GOD showed me and it was all good, hehehe, ha! I saw Uganda and I entered into this year (2018) and the Spirit of GOD told me: This year, investments, investments are going to be very favourable! Now you see, when we talk, when I talk, I do not talk based on, oh then I started this, wah di di di, then analyse, that's not our realm. I speak as one who has no knowledge but from Above. And so I saw that investments is going to be very favourable. Now if you look in the natural, these are some of the things where you go into the natural and you see things that can, er, might be, might oppose this and he showed me something that was especially significant with these investments. HE said: Uganda shall be a centrepoint of foreign investments; you are going to see huge, you are going to see a huge, an interest, some kind of bizarre interest from huge investers that are renown and are coming to invest here. So this year, the entire focus for the local, I mean the individual, but the national as well, for the foreign ones, the Spirit of GOD says: If those that are in leadership, prayer is made for them, that they may know and execu, that they may know the laws, and you know that would take advantage of, of, of, of what is about to unfold, that they may position themselves, then the nation shall tap into resources that are meant to bless it this year. Because you see, it's one thing to have the interest come, it's another thing to have guys that are operating without the wisdom to make use of what you will see but you will see renown and they will be massive. And it will almost be like, investment, investment, actually Investment Authority like being the Centre of News for a very long time, investment, investment...
I was taken to... his secret chamber, I saw a man who came to meet him... and this man used to belong... haha! Er, wait a bit, and, er, first even me who was standing there, I was shocked... So I was standing in shock and am looking and am thinking: Wait a minute, how is this playing out? Because, now right there I was thinking: I think this man had separated from his boss and, er, and I was seeing and this man didn't even stand for Presidency, there I've gotten you now, because he actually didn't stand. And this man, this soldier, oh errrr, okay, so, was given, he was; he took off his T-shirt and was given by his boss another T-shirt this time to wear and he was happy and then he went out. Now the rest, the LORD will, you know, hahahaha! Hahahaha, you see, now let's not do this because it has now, okay! So this guy, this guy was very very very very, he seemed like very happy with this new T-shirt that he was given. For some reason, it was black and yellow - the T-shirt, coz I remember the colour that he exchanged it with... Thank you JESUS!
[2018 OSCARS: Nominations Voting would begin on Friday 5th January until the Tuesday 23rd January 2018 Announcement:] I didn't see the Oscars but if you want to, I can go there [Sunday 4th March 2018, two months ahead] right here, hahahaha! (((((Speaking in tongues))))) This is the realm of YOUR glory... Just be praying, playing "This Is The Realm Of Your Glory"! You see, what am attempting to do here, it is, er, it is not an easy thing. If I had done it when am alone secluded, it's one thing coz I know what I do and I know what it takes. There're certain prophetic revelations which you've got to pass certain barriers in the spirit. Hollywood to the large extent is dominated by demonic entities and high level demons at that because they are the ones who actually control the sight of men. So now, the reason as to why I can do it here is to show you that #JESUSisLord over Hollywood and also some of our guys who are in entertainment here to know that you are under a grace that those Hollywood guys cannot hide. So you see, eh, when you are told over and over again that when you come here, you've really come to a place unlike any other in the world, I know what am talking about and you should know what that actually means because no one I know can do it but I can do it, hahahaha! So, glory to GOD! It is, thank you, it is subject, it is subject, it will be subject to interpretations if I get the interpretation wrong, it is because of the timing here. So I want you to understand that, that this is a high level thing am going to do here in a short timespan, so am bound to get certain interpretations that I tap in not rightly... First keep quiet a bit! I'm beginning to hear sounds, reduce a bit! I hear: Best Adapted Screenplay and, er, I hear the one who takes it, I hear: "Call Me By Your Name", Best Adapted Screenplay goes to "Call Me By Your Name". Best Adapted Screenplay goes to, I think a movie "Call Me By Your Name". I hear: Best Animated Feature, then I see C-O-C-O! Coco, Coco! I see the one who takes the Production Design, Best Production Design: "The Shape Of Water", the movie "The Shape Of Water". I, I, I hear Best Film Editor and I see "Dunkirk", D-U-N-K-I-R-K! Then I hear Best Supporting Actress: Laurie Metclaf, Raurie Metcalf, Laurie Metcalf! Then I see Best Actor: Gary Oldman, Gary Oldman! Sound Editor, Sound Editing: "Dunkirk", "Dunkirk"! I'm hearing a song "Remember Me", Best Song, Best Song: "Remember Me". Just lift your hands to HIM... [Final Results: 87.5 percent fulfilled, one Fail out of eight: Allison Janney (I, Tonya) won Best Supporting Actress instead of the prophesied Laurie Metcalf (Lady Bird). Personally, I wanted "Miss Ladybird" to win coz am not so much into Figure Skating...]
I saw a lady who I know and who you know who is a global figure in the US and, er, I was shocked because I had never conceived at all that she had lesbian tendencies and, er, I saw and I was shocked and here is a person who is not Black; here's a lady, powerful lady in the US who is not Black, hehehe...
[2018 PROPHETIC UTTERANCE:] The words came to me and I wrote them down. HE says: "Enlarge the place of your tent and let them stretch forth the curtain of thine habitation. Spare not; lengthen thy cords, and strengthen thy stakes. For thou shall break forth on the right and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit the Gentiles and make the desolate cities to be inhabited." And I found it was in Isaiah [Chapter 54, verses 2-3]/ Whatever you have entered this year with shall first multiply into two and then it shall keep expanding and expanding. But the Spirit of GOD said you enter into it and realise you are much bigger than the space you are in right now... The Spirit of GOD is desirous to bless you much more than you are seeking for the blessing... Glory to GOD! And the Spirit of GOD says: "This is not only for you, it shall be as well for those who are tapped into the prophetic grace... This year... I desire to make them shine; I desire to bring gladness to their soul. I desire to take over the kingdoms of this world. Will my people hear my voice and heed my voice over the voices of the nations?"
[COMMAND YOUR MORNING, EPISODE 959:] The things JESUS went through, I saw them in a vision. GOD took me to a place, to that place at the Cross where I saw it like no movie has ever portrayed it. The darkness... I saw into the spirit the horde of hell that had been released, the pain and the horror and the fear that HE experienced... diseases... That will shock so many people but if you seek GOD, you'll find out that am true and am telling you the truth... (GOD) has extended mercy and grace to you through Christ... When JESUS died, all your sins were future. So you better believe that HE deals with the future as well...
Things happen, we see them out here as accidents but they are staged in the spirit. So we as children of GOD we speak peace and protection in the name of JESUS...
What do you have that the Spirit of GOD can work with? Do not be void of imagination, do not be void of the picture of how far the LORD can take you, will take you and is taking you! There's a grace that is here... [While ministering in Angola during 2017]
Some of us mean business with GOD; we are not preachers, preachers; we are Men of GOD! When GOD sends you HIS man, HE has come to you...
When we come across those people who hate us, it's because they hate the LORD. Those who love the LORD will love us because we are the expression of HIS image... Can you get me my iPad, my scroll sorry... [Dinner Concert Gala on Friday 1st September 2017]
[7th August 2012:] There's a person who is going to rise up, an individual that is going to rise up and he's going to be so vocal in defiance, so vocal in defiance. And um, here is an individual, um, who will come and is speaking or defying things and secretive things concerning the leader in this nation. Now the defiance shall really be a move of GOD to expose certain hidden agendas which GOD is not into... [Six Months later, NewsMedia reported that General David Tinyefunza claimed in his secret Dossier that some senior Army Officers plan to assassinate top government officials who are believed to oppose an alleged plan to propel M7's Son Brigadier Muhoozi Kainerugaba into Presidency]
A time has come where the prophets of Baal shall contend with the Prophet of GOD... They are trying to make up some kind of legislation, you will see it... I know the Pharisees who are actually instigating it... [Daily Monitor Newspaper Headline: Clerics Support Policy To Regulate Religious Activities]
There are things in the spirit realm which will begin to show the Kingdom, the order of it, the pattern of it, so much so that there will not be any confusion whatsoever. That the Children of GOD will be able to see their path clearly. That what has been obscured by the ways of man will eventually vanish before their eyes. And the path that will be before them shall be a path that is lit up by the Word of GOD, by the revelation of the Spirit, says the Holy Ghost... [1st August 2017]
Do not say in your heart: Where shall I go? Where shall I hide? How shall I turn from this? The Spirit of the LORD says, 'I have been with you even when you have not recognized Me. I have taken you through things. I have taken you through places. I have taken you through moments that you thought were going to swallow you. But I took you out,’ says the Spirit of the LORD. ‘I shall not cause, I shall not allow a hair from your head to drop. I shall not allow anything to harm you my child. Think not that my future is bleak, for it is bright. Yea even as I have been with you, so shall I be with you. I shall open your eyes to this; that you may see me that yea I am with you and I uphold you with my righteous right hand. Look into the future and see that I am there, that you may know that where I am, there also you shall be. There is no future you have outside of me,’ says the Spirit of the LORD. I am your future, and even as I am your future, your future is certain,’ says the Spirit of the living GOD... [18th July 2017]
Begin to realise that your optimum self equates to Christ JESUS... The moment you find yourself closed in, you are in your lesser self. There's always a way out if you are in touch with that Highest Self because it cannot be bound...
I do not design my pledge cards (with minimum 200,000 UgX). Most of the time I do not know what my staff is doing. I only show up to minister...
I do not answer to people who talk about me yet they know nothing about me. It is like the President being concerned that a bodaboda man is complaining about how the government is run...
Government officials attend the fellowships and many approach me for guidance...
The East African thing is the Will of GOD...
The best part of being a prophet though is the experiences I get every night, to the level of accessing the very Throne of GOD once in a while. I cannot trade that for anything...
GOD is not lost, nor has HE chosen to hide HIMSELF from HIS creation. When it does appear so, leading to the quest many have embarked on to find HIM, it is precisely because man is either lost or somewhat hidden from GOD’s realm...
No man or woman living on this side of the Cross - after JESUS' Death and Resurrection - should ever subscribe to this 'hidden GOD' or 'out-of-reach-GOD' misconception. Remember that after JESUS' Death, the veil into GOD's dwelling place (the Holy of Holies) was rent open, signifying that GOD would from then be openly accessible to whomever? [WordPress.com Blog: The True Spirit of Prophecy (Consciousness: Your Door to Reality Pt 2), 21st January 2011]
Whatever you experience in life are of the yield after your kind... You just cannot have an orange tree yielding a mango... Life has been set in motion along those very definite principles... Most people don't assess their life on this basis. Give an example, someone studied Engineering, went to campus and that was the course he did for 4 years, graduated in it. But then after 4, 5 years, you find that person is a janitor. So you wonder, how can an engineer become a janitor? He was never an engineer. He yielded fruit after his kind, he was a janitor studying Engineering, no matter how much he passed it...
Anything Spirit is higher than what is natural. Do you know, many of the things we know and appreciate today are a result of spiritual prowess?
Some of the beautiful Art which still compels many people was not a product of some guy sitting down and trying to draw something out of his head. If you read some of those dead guys I think Leonardo da Vinci, those fellows who produced marvelous work that has captivated the world to this day, have you? They laid back and got to some point where it was not the activity they already knew, that's what they put down. There's this part of them they allowed to flow, they became creative and allowed that part to flow and came up with works which astounded them themselves...
I can actually look at a person without having gone, like Moses, years in Medical School and diagnose their disease. Not only diagnose their disease but also heal it, glory to GOD!
Religion places hypocrisy in people; they complain and attack messages about money yet they have worked the whole week for it…
They say, ‘Which intelligence are you using to give us that info?’ I tell them, ‘The Heavenly Intelligence’…
The LORD has just told me that, er: Next Tuesday we'll have a Holy Communion Service. There's going to be a lot that will be put together! If your health was falling apart, it will be put together. Your finances, your relationship, they will be put together. Glory to GOD...
As we partake of this Holy Communion, things shall be restored, one by one by one...
There is a lady I told some years ago. She was complaining about, ‘My ki-husband, my ki-husband!’ Then I told her, you look at this guy born again, then I quoted this scripture from Peter which talks about how husbands are influenced by their wives. Begin seeing him as this loving guy, not this ki-guy. And I pray the guy is not here, but he changed after she began to see that divine perspective…
Negativity is from the pit of hell...
A time comes when you realise that there is just one way up...
Whoever receives a Prophet in the name of a Prophet shall receive a Prophet's reward... Some are prophets... Not everyone is a Prophet... Back in the 40s, I was not yet born but you could find everyone making crusades, calling themselves Evangelist... Then we went through a time when the LORD was doing something to do with Pastor... Anyone who comes like a preacher, people will most likely refer to them as pastor. Then the emphasis of a local Church: (Which Church do you attend?) because the Pastor is basically the local Church... Pastor Pastor became almost like the main thing... Now in these Last Days, it is the Office of the Prophet that the LORD is designing HIS Church; HE is making it more prominent... You will see an increase in number of pastors trying to call themselves prophets, apostles trying to call themselves prophets, evangelists trying to call themselves prophets... It's because of a lack of knowledge... Some, teachers! These giftings are an expression of the totality of Christ... JESUS is referred to as the Good Shepherd which means Pastor. At another place, you will see HIM being referred to as Rabbi meaning Teacher... HE refers to HIMSELF as a Prophet: A Prophet is without honour in his own home... You will see the evangelistical when HE calls those who are heavyladen... You will see HIM in these five ministerial callings... HE distributes HIMSELF; HE gave gifts unto men... Ephesians 4:7...
Once you mention the word "Prophet", the alarm bells that go off (are): false prophet, false prophet! And that has in a very cunning crafty way been sown in our midst by the enemy because he knows how devastating the prophetic anointing can be to his kingdom. So he goes and sows all this fear and cynicism... all this talk from the spirit of darkness to sow confusion...
The Revelation of GOD is taking prominence in our midst... You will be amazed at how things can be so easy just by realising or recognising this that the Spirit of GOD wants you to know...
[COMMAND YOUR MORNING, EPISODE 954:] You remember Jeremiah when he was called of the LORD?! When he was young, the Spirit of the LORD told him: Before you were formed in your mother's womb, I knew you! And then HE said: I ordained you to be a Prophet, long before even you were born. So much so that when Jeremiah is born and he comes onto the scene of the Earth, he has a prophetic call on his life; he is a Prophet... Jeremiah's experience resonates with mine as a prophet because I know exactly what it means when the LORD told Jeremiah that: (Before you were formed in your mother's womb, I called you to be a prophet. I ordained you to be a prophet...) I remember, as far back as I can remember, always being aware of a realm that was higher than the physical... I had this awareness of the heavenly, of the Heavenly Father, of the LORD. My family was not a Bornagain Christian family... (but) I was always communing with the heavenly. Everything that I interacted with, I would sense the life of GOD... I remember experiencing apparitions, appearances both of the heavenly and sometimes, actually many times of the other side of darkness; I was attacked by the demonic... Some of those moments would be in the night, I would wake up to what looked like young glowing children that seemed to be of my age and they had wings and they would carry me on and take me. I don't know how it happened but they would somehow manage to take me through the roof and we would go and interact with these angelic beings that the LORD would send, in a language that wasn't English but somehow we would interact with them in the language that was spiritual... I would share with my siblings some of these experiences and they wanted to experience some of these things as well but obviously they didn't... The LORD appeared to me right at the foot of my bed, I was sleeping and then I woke up and this time it was HIM and I knew it was JESUS. So HE stretched HIS hands towards me and I stretched back my feeble little hands. I was a child, remember! While I held HIM, HE drew me to HIMSELF and carried me and again we went through the roof, we were running and we were into the heavenlies. We passed through different lands that I can't fully understand even now to this day... Right there, I was taken to a beautiful garden, beautiful crystal-clear waters, various locations. For lack of a better word, we were just having fun with the LORD. I was excited and then HE brought me back. I remember having several of such experiences as a child. As I grew, because these experiences that I was having were not always good, sometimes it was demonic attacking me in the night, so I had really many frightening nights such that I tried to run away as I grew up and went through studies, I tried to run away from everything prophetic. I decided: Okay, let me involve myself in all things that would put away my consciousness from these supernatural things. So I went, I tried to run as far away from it. I studied evolution, I tried to become stubbornly hardened from these things. So, I remember I had nearly succeeded. I remember this one time, there was this girl I was going out with, yes I was going out with this girl, hehe, and, er, I remember it was one of those prophetic moments after some time. So she, I remember after coming to see me, I remember after I stared into her, I saw that someone had written to her a letter. Then I started, so I asked her: Someone has written to you a letter? Then she was shocked. Then I told her: This is what it said! So I started reading the letter to her from the beginning to the end. She was shocked again, then I told her: Bring that letter! So she went and brought the letter and I saw and I was shocked. I was also shocked that that is what it said and then after that, she said: (Okay, tear it!) and the rest is history! So, this reminded me of those encounters that I used to have. But then the strange bit was, I was not yet saved, I wasn't yet. So it was shocking, so I decided: I will not think about this! But again remember that these giftings were all along in me yet not yet sanctified because I wasn't yet bornagain. Just because your calling is always with you, until the time you become bornagain, that is when your calling is fashioned now, it's brought into the Throne of Grace to now glorify GOD. If you are called to sing music, you will have that gifting or that talent and then when you become bornagain it will only be redirected to glorify GOD... A time comes and am bornagain. Now when am bornagain that day, a very spectacular day, the Spirit of GOD ushers me in a trance and I see the LORD and HE tells me, that was the first time the LORD told me: (I HAVE CALLED YOU TO BE A PROPHET!) I now knew that I was called to be a prophet. The next morning, this same thing that used to happen way back before I had tried to silence it starts, is awakened, only this time it is different because this time it has GOD as the foundation of it...
I was going to the library with this girl and somehow, I looked at her and told her the boy sitted in front of her in the library, had written a letter to her. She was shocked and turned around with wide open eyes in disbelief. I went ahead and even disclosed contents of the letter to her yet I had not seen it physically and she was shocked. That was my first prophetic experience... While praying for 4 hours nonstop with my sisters at home, I heard a voice of the LORD saying I have called you to be a prophet. So I got up with the same power of prophecy flooding...
I’m saying these things by the Spirit. If you guys knew how I receive these things, you would know the Way and get lifted out of situations. If GOD be for you, who can be against you? No fierce opposition, antagonism can put you down. Begin seeing yourself that way and you will change, glory to GOD. Lift up your hands and pray in other tongues…
Out there, the prophetic realm is something that is so misunderstood; there is gross ignorance about it. I received messages after guys had seen that NTV thing and realized that not only scripturally but even grammatically, people do not understand the prophetic. Someone asked, ‘Can you please prophetise to me?’ (Hahaha!) Then I thought that was big enough! Then another wrote, ‘Can you please prophesise on me?’ I said now the ignorance goes beyond, as if it would not get worse, another one. ‘You please propheshy’…
If the devil can manage to show you something that is in contradiction and convinces you that what you see in your situation is actually true, then he has gotten you! But then, there is another World where you exist and in that World, you are in perfect harmony with GOD and HIS Spirit and that is the World of your spirit. You have no credence of GOD and you in that World of Spirit though you get so preoccupied with this other outside fallen world that is actually a Lie. That is how you are held in bondage because you are spiritually subjecting yourself to it by acknowledging or admitting that it is the true world. If you are to define what Truth is in its right sense, it should be that which does not change. If anything changes, you cannot say it is true. We know GOD doesn’t change…
I shall cause you to bear fruit that no man nor evil can snatch from you, says the Spirit of the LORD. Behold, I bring you to a place where MY word establishes you and not even yourself can take yourself from it...
Turn to your neighbours and tell them: By this time tomorrow, I will be in a better place. Say to yourself: Somewhere in the future, I look better than I look now...
The veil is your Lowest Self whom you have grown accustomed to because you have functioned or operated on that plane, for example you went to school and they presented exam tests for you to pass. So when you took them on, the part of you that you engaged was your intellect; you analyse things and tried memory. Everything was that part of you and so if it was Math, there was a time I told Moses I did PCB/M. I told Moses I know Sub Math eh, I didn't like it. He told me: (Sub Math, me it was okay!) I looked at the guy: See this guy, how can you say Sub Math was okay? Heehee! What happens, everything that you experience, you take on the level of that limited self, that fallen self. So when you encountered a problem, you had experiences based on those encounters. So when you faced Math, you realised: I'm not a Math guy! We cannot handle so you came up with excuses such as: What will a quadratic equation help me in counting my money? So you put Math aside. But when you faced all those things, they defined you to, ya, and the you they defined was not your glorious self, it was your Lowest. What they try to achieve is bring out, veil out that Optimum Highest Self of you...
People will attack wealth and health in a very cynical way like: "For me, all I need is GOD if I only have just a little to get by." And then they have that just a little to get by, but feel they need much more than what they have. But they are sowing seed - that just a little - by attacking abundance...
Watch and pray, before you has been set life and death, blessing and cursing! And the LORD would have you choose life: It would mean anything that is uplifting, anything that is progressive, not regressive nor depreciating...
Because of the fallen nature, people are so prone to what is negative and fallen that they will grasp it with a greater intensity than that which is good, lovely, noble and from GOD...
I was caught up in the angelic realm... somewhere in the air... The LORD suddenly disappeared (but I could see angels worship sweetly at a distance)... While I was watching, another angel came and passed by flapping and then when I was going to look, the LORD spoke to me (though HE wasn't visible), "Don't look at its face!" Then I realised, that was a fallen angel. So this thing flew and then turned... I was staring at the face of this creature... It prepared to charge at me. The LORD told me again, "Don't look at it, look up (where the angels are)..." So when I looked up, there was a glory and it was affecting me... I could feel this thing flapping, falling down, flapping until it vanished...
You find a child of GOD who is in warfare from the time the year began up to the end. Man, warfare has never come to an end. And then you will meet someone else whom the Devil can't access. He that dwells in the secret place of the MOST HIGH shall abide under the Shadow of the MOST HIGH. Now the Devil has no access to that secret place. It says you will be protected from the snare of the fowler...
The LORD is my inheritance... 80 percent of the secrets he reveals to me are not for sharing...
Some of our leaders don't seem to be in touch with where GOD is leading us as a nation. I remember a couple of years ago when the LORD, the LORD began showing, told me about, er, the different phases of the seasons that we are in, that we'll go in as a nation. So HE showed me how the current President (M7) was appointed, was actually called of GOD for such a time as this. There's something that GOD was doing within the land and HE was establishing something, basically Security and some of those things. So HE used him to establish that which HE wanted to do in the land...
A time comes when you've got to realise that GOD is here, that this platform is the platform of GOD. And you know how sure you can be about that? It is because I am not my own... What is happening here is GOD in demonstration... [1st March 2016]
I'm seeing, I am looking in your phone and am seeing: "For the LORD is good and HIS love endures forever!" Glory to GOD! Is that true? It's true, glory to GOD! Let's continue praying...
There is nothing under the sun, there's no affair of man that you can take out of the leading of GOD, of the leading of the Spirit and not go astray without negative consequences...
I remember years ago when there was the Walk-to-Work movement, you remember... I remember I prophesied the date, the month and the date in which it would be stopped. And some voices went around saying: That is a Government person! hahaha! Now am prophesying something that appears anti-, you know, really government: That is Opposition person...
You will only experience that which you have embraced, which you have believed... Embrace GOD at a much deeper level...
One of the reasons we step into the future, you will not accuse me of stagemanaging the future. So now I'll prophesy something in the political realm. Now in case you accuse me of being in touch with the insiders in the political realm, then I'll prophesy something to do with, let's say, weather patterns, something that has natural catastrophes. So you'll not accuse me of playing out with those forces of nature. We have deliberate unbelievers, what I've come to call unbelieving believers, really deliberate. It's not a case of GOD not being in their face, it's just a case of: I deliberately refuse to believe! and that is it...
This is what I see: I see that it has happened even in your family, am talking physical, eh! There's a lady, has to be a grandmother that is even in, like, she's almost into 100s. How old is she? 98, eh, okay! That's your grandmother? Now the Spirit of GOD says: That is a sign of long life that HE's blessed her with and is blessing all you through with, eh. So HE says: If you appreciate that life, the life element, everything will be put in its place and HIS power shall work in your life like the way HIS power has worked and you have not recognised it for most of the part. Now this is what the Spirit of GOD is again telling me to tell you; HE's telling me that: HE has worked in your life since 1980. What does that year mean to you? Okay, HE says since 1980 to date. What does June 22nd have to do with you? Your birthday! Okay, since your birthday to date, the Spirit of GOD has been at work in your life. There's a lady and I see a lady and I see something special coming up. I see October 13th, er! Who's Doreen? Don't forget October 13th, it is your anniversary. It is your anniversary? Okay, and the LORD says! Had you forgotten it? You look like you had forgotten it. Okay, the LORD says! Is this Doreen, she's called Doreen? Okay, the LORD says: Don't forget that day, the way you will treat her because of the faithfulness she has been around you on that day. Do you know Kashari? That's where you were born, okay...
I know what exactly I will be doing in eternity...
Experience GOD, not just needs being met! If GOD is the yield of life in manifestation, then how can needs stay? All needs and wants are cleared, glory to GOD...
GOD has never been sabotaged, HE cannot be sabotaged. HE said I will open a door that no man can shut. That life can be experienced based on the degree of openness that you allow it into you...
Just position yourself for increase, for growth, for fellowship with GOD...
In my quiet time, I could see the path ahead of me more distinctly. I knew that pursuing my call would come with its share of pitfalls, persecution and rejection...
I'm so glad I chose GOD's grand plan, not just for me but for you...
In your time of need, you don't need an argument; you need an experience! Someone with an experience is never at the mercy of someone with just an argument. So whatever disposition: believer, agnostic, atheist or anything inbetween, I dare you to delve further into what is being presented to you from the Spirit of GOD as the prophetic...
I'm seeing like 300,000 for rent! It's you? 300,000 for rent? Come! You pay 300,000? The LORD told me to pay your next six ones. First come! That last month, she gave her rent towards Hilton, glory to GOD...
As long as Christianity denies or obscures its eternal or supernatural abilities in favour of a lifeless gospel which is nothing but a set of rules, it cannot reach its full potential and save the so-called spiritual seekers from the snare of the Evil One...
I remember when I was in Entebbe at a Friday Overnight, am praying and all of a sudden, I see a group of entities that are approaching the land and then in the vision, I clearly see them hovering over this nation and then an interpretation comes to me in spirit that these are actually demonic entities that have come to take over, to start performing, to be the influence behind the child sacrifices. And you know after that there was a horrific wave of child sacrifices as never before...
The future is held up in GOD, the future goes way beyond what economists can project or predict, scientists can project or predict. The prophetic is a testimony of the mind of GOD... in the affairs of man... Bow down and worship HIM...
A time came because of the frequency of these fulfilled prophecies, we began taking, documenting prophecies more seriously and I remember, thank GOD we did, because some of the Most Profound Prophecies, thank GOD, we have now got them on tape. One of those was when I, er, prophesied about, um, the crash of the choppers. I was ministering in one of my weekly fellowships, by then we were in a place that was much smaller. I prophesied about that event twice, the first event we were about 100 people in attendance. I remember while at the end of the service I started to see Uganda sending choppers, sending war helicopters to Somalia and then I started to see that this wasn't a good idea because I saw them crashing down and then I told the people that were in attendance at the fellowship to pray against that. So it was I think about two or three months later when the headlines came out that: Uganda To Send Choppers To Somalia. So this gripped me with such horror and concern that I tried to talk to someone who I thought was kind of connected to some of these government officials to try and get them not to do it, eh! But anyway to make a long story short, every effort was futile and, you know so we just waited for the outcome. Until the headline again came out they were to be sent on that week. Now the day that headline came out, that was the day I was actually carrying out the fellowship. So I remember this was vividly recorded, this was just the time when we were recording and so I started to prophesy and to tell these people... [7th August 2012:] There is something which is unfolding which you guys ought to pray about. Again, those months I saw I remember in that fellowship, in one of those fellowships, I saw that helicopter thing being blown up and now before then, we didn't have helicopters there in Somalia. I basically mentioned Somalia and yesterday he told me I hear they were moving. So you guys pray and cover that because they all of a sudden decide: (Okay now, let's send there helicopters!) and there is a prophecy hanging, a very dangerous prophecy hanging over that. Now, that's why am saying that the time is coming when the nations will be subdued before the glory of GOD, they will take these things seriously. They will begin consulting from GOD on whatever is supposed to be right in the nation, glory to GOD! That is basically the element of the prophetic, it is to subdue the nations before the Throne of GOD that they may recognise that the LORD, surely the LORD is GOD and so it's not the politicians, it's not the Parliament. All those guys can come up and debate all they want, you know, but GOD has foreseen it and GOD knows you take that action, it is deadly. You take this action and prosperity comes...
When you consult the mind of Christ, all will go well. When you don't, you will face tragic consequences...
Always remember you are your Biggest Obstacle on the pathway to discovery. When you embark on exploring the inexhaustible possibilities that have been hidden inside of you, there will be an inner dialogue between the voice of your spirit and the voice of your finite reasoning. It is the latter that you have to contend with...
Some of the prophecies that come through me are what I call shortrange and others longrange. By this I mean some have come to pass the next day and it has appeared like I had written the following day's headlines while others have taken days, weeks, months and even years before they came to pass. Take for instance the Brexit Prophecy (made in 2012)... because when it was given, the circumstances surrounding the UK never would indicate to its end...
When you realise you are finite, HE is infinite and you need HIM because of that. Then you bow down to HIM and say: YOU are LORD, YOUR wisdom is supreme. Everything about YOU is supreme, my life is only secure in YOUR hands! And you surrender to HIM and say: JESUS, I have come to YOU. Come into my heart! Then all of a sudden, HE starts working in you through HIS Spirit, by HIS Spirit, with HIS Spirit and HE starts effecting in you that consciousness of transcendency... then life becomes more meaningful than merely running around after this job, after that car... after this and that...
When I prophesy, either am prophesying personally picking up on the mysteries in someone's life, an individual I could not have known naturally, I could not have known through the intellect, when I do that, for everyone who is under the influence of that, you're under the influence of the Spirit of Prophecy. And you see what is happening to them is much more than they being entertained and surprised and mesmerised by what am doing. What is happening to them is, er, the same experience is being rubbed off on the inside of them. They are awakening, they are being stirred up. All of a sudden as they are continuously exposed to this, exposed to the element of prophecy, that work of the eternal in them and you know what that does, it is causing them to tend towards divinity; it's causing them to tend towards GOD, it's causing them to tend towards the eternal purpose of life. It's bringing fulfilment and ultimate reality to their lives...
All prophecies through me are supernatural signs to humanity, they reveal a spiritual grace that can be taken advantage of at the fulfilment of the prophecy. We have had people who have testified about this, people who know this especially. Take for instance the prophecy about NSSF, it is not vague about the leadership, it is on point, very on point about the deputy such that when it comes to pass, you know that it is GOD who is saying something you need to take note of... [2nd December 2014:] I see NSSF... We shall see the deputy shaking, then we shall know FATHER that YOUR household who are these YOUR people shall start to ascend...
You wake up and you know you are going to meet someone you haven't met for a long time. This is going to happen, you find that you are reliving what you actually knew from within. Imagine you actually got to know how you knew that and you mastered how life would turn out...
When the Righteous begin to emerge in the Prosperity of the Anointing, the entire city catches it, even those who are unbelievers... The Righteous are yet to take their positions, why? Some of them have been told: 'Prosperity is evil', you know, they've been told: 'Poverty is good! Afterall, GOD is even poor.' So they have demonized Prosperity and they have made poverty look like this is the element of holiness, you get? Because of that, the city and the entire nation takes the course and the level of the Righteous, you get? The city cannot rise beyond the level of the revelation of Prosperity that the saints have. Until they begin getting it, then we shall not see the significant rise of this nation in terms of being a lender and not a borrower and dominating the regions, dominating the continent and the world because that is our call...
The Spirit of GOD is renewing your inward man...
Enjoy the health of GOD, enjoy the finances of GOD...
People ask us questions: How come if you heal the sick, why is Mulago full? (Bible) says: There were lepers (in the time of Elijah), how come it was only Naaman that received his healing? You have to choose from your side that you're the one going to stand out. It has to be you and GOD! Leave the clamour that moves along in unbelief and darkness! Stand alone and say :My life is different...
Now, if you think it is (High Level) Psychology, come and do it...
A believer who talks demonic words is more powerful than the Devil himself because he is a tool...
Sickness shall increase if people stand against healing from the Lord, what He accomplished on the Cross... The message of the Cross is foolishness to those that are perishing. So you are made to sound fake, like if you stand by the revelation of GOD...
Those that humble themselves shall be exalted. Out there in the world, you push people down and you rise up! That is one principle. Another one is the principle for instance of giving; You give and it shall be given unto you, good measure, pressed down, shaken together, and running over shall men give to your bosom. In the world's way of attaining that, it says killing or cheating. It is selfish or self-centred...
Our GOD is really a Lover...
Better is one day in the courts of the LORD than a thousand days elsewhere, Psalms 84:10. What GOD can do for you in one day can be much much greater than what you have tried to produce over three years of flesh...
There was a time I was looking for land to purchase and I was, in my mind, working like a fallen man: Where are the brokers? I thought they were the solution to me finding something good. When I was driving, I wanted it in a particular area, I suddenly realised: Wait a minute, you are looking all over the place, prophet! Broker? So I stopped at some stage, Zana Stage. Then I was like: Now, um, yes I will need, I acknowledge the ministry of brokers. But I said am going to call one who will take me to the exact plot I want. So what I did, I sat down and picked up his number in the spirit, shoooo, just like that. You guys are like: (How does he know those things?) I did it and called the guy, then he said: (How did you get my number?) I confused him; I normally know how to confuse people, so he's like: (Where are you?) I told him: Zana Stage. (So how did you know that am around here?) Heehee...
When you degrade yourself, you manifest results of that level. Life is just like that. But now I have tasted of the heavenly gift - Christ Jesus. His revelation will shine in you and you begin to realise: As He is, so are you in this world. When you actually realise that you deserve the Best and you make claims such as: 'I deserve the Best!', then people start asking: "Who are you?" But actually there is nothing even in this life that is worthy of you. Your value way transcends anything that is common...
When you are truly rich, you do not fluctuate...
If you look at your health, will it glorify Aspirin or see the touch of GOD...
You get a job and you don't have the credentials for it. Now that is divine favour...
The Kingdom of GOD is not in word but in power...
Study your Bible in the Holy Ghost...
Do not read the Scriptures as something of either the past or future. Read it with a now mentality, a now perspective. That is when it will benefit you...
This entire month, GOD is going to make it hard for you to struggle financially. You will struggle to get broke, glory to GOD, hallelujah...
Never take the Word of GOD as something you already know...
Jesus went through it, you don't have to go through it. That's why we have to be very stern. You don't play games with a life that is costing you a measure of the blessing. You don't accept it...
Money is your slave, it is not your master...
The Highest Level of communication is not verbal, it is intuitive... The reason why we exchange verbally is because of the separation that happened...
You don't have to request and request and request and yearn and yearn and yearn! You live your life and you are drawing from the spirit anything that you need. Anything that you want is just coming before you, and coming and coming...
Hatred is death; everything that doesn't uplift is part of this death realm. Brokeness is part of it...
Enoch was translated out of that realm that is dominated by disease, by lack, by darkness. Imagine being translated from a life of disappointment...
Anything contrary to love is not your portion...
Who told you that you have to first fail to win, Jesus failed for you...
The LORD loves you so much that HE wants you to experience Heaven on Earth...
Christ ushered you into the Ultimate of Comfort which is the heavenly realm...
In the real world, sometimes things go well, sometimes they don't. Fate has its way of presenting things. Now imagine you are being translated out of that world of fate into the Will of GOD! What you are experiencing is purely, purely heavenly. You are not going to be found in that fallen order of things, glory to GOD! That reality has ceased, it doesn't belong to your world at all. Don't try to make sense of it...
People get pissed when you say that you are anointed...
I don't know anyone in the universe who prophesies national and international issues at the degree I do...
We have the software of Prophecy...
There are certain children of GOD whom the LORD has called into prominent places. They look at themselves and then look at seasoned people and they undermine themselves like David and Goliath. They don't realise that there is something at work that can translate this person into a one day's phenomenon...
You walk with GOD until GOD takes over you...
Fear of failure is not of GOD...
When you eat heavenly food, every sense tastes it. It brings GOD and life...
How can you think that tomorrow you will be in lack when you have a Father who owns all things...
Faith (not money) is the currency of GOD...
The reason why I have blessed you alot is because you are an Arsenal guy... (Joke)
The enemies of GOD are terrified at your presence...
Years ago, when I entered a bus or taxi, I sit next to people and whoever was one way or another demonized, they jump around and the taxi has to first stop. And the conductor would say: "Let's first stop and he casts it out..."
I sat at National Theatre next to some kid on some pavement. This kid comes, on holiday. I was waiting for a sister of mine from Maryhill, Teddy. This kid comes, sits next to me and stares at me and falls from up, you know, from those pavements. Another kid, it happened twice that day. So I began realising through a lot of those experiences that there was a glory that the devils could tell was upon me...
Rise up and take your bed! Why do some people get offended when you give them that solution. The solution is there, but hidden...
You are known by certain qualities, but then you enter a certain realm in the Spirit and you get to know yourself now in a certain heavenly perspective with a new potential that you know yourself. Others may not see it because you have remained brown or black or what, whatever... The person we knew yesterday all of a sudden wakes up today and says: "I'm going to be the Greatest Businesswoman in Uganda!"
Actually when you speak, they think you are proud, but you know the world in which everyone operates, all of it comes from within. It's all about how much big you are within, how much you are able to comprehend...
I see things that the casual believer will not be able to know. But you tap those things, you draw them. Position yourself to draw from deeper graces than those you are readily experiencing...
There are also other benefits that come from this (heavenly) knowledge. Those benefits will be: Your pocket will never run dry (Clap clap clap, Amen!) A lot of you clapped when it is money. When it is the LORD, you don't want, hahaha! Okay, let's not talk about money! When you get to see these things, it is a life that is here... You can't explain it, you can't trace it. You remember like how the Lord told Nicodemus the wind blows and you don't know where it comes from and where it is headed, so is everyone who is born of the Spirit...
I've always had the desire to feel (GOD), to interact with HIM, to see HIM has been greater, greater, greater than anything life can offer. I have followed him that way, where I remember one friend of mine years ago, I don't know whether he's here. He had been born again, he even kind of mentored me when I had gotten born again. So he came, they were concerned that I was always seeking GOD, seeking GOD. They came to me and said: You have to realise that, what, that GOD wants you to have money. I said: Yah, I knew that it was scripturally. Yah, but it being there or not for me wasn't the case. It's the Will of GOD. I used to go on a certain hill, myself and the LORD. I would pray for a few hours in the Holy Ghost, then all of a sudden, there was a smoke that would come around. Sometimes, rain is falling, that smoke comes and descends and engulfs around me and I have hours of literally Heaven on Earth inside that cloud and it is all over me. Now I come back, when I come back, you can't begin telling me: You have missed a sandwich. You can't tell me anything. Well, it's good and what. I actually got to, that's how my loss of appetite came from, because I literally ate of the heavenly food, literally. I'm not talking I read something then it became food, what, in spirit. To me, well it's okay you know, to have whatever you want to have. It's okay but I got to a place I had with the LORD that I couldn't trade it for anything... I realised there is a place in the Spirit, only you know it... LIFE! You talk of satisfaction, you talk of fulfilment, everything in the same package. You don't want, you don't need anything after those moments...
HE (GOD) says: I know you by Name; you do not get demoted, you do not get rejected. Everywhere you go, Doors just open up for you... HE is not planning for the Company. A Company might just stay up just because you are there, just for you... You will not fall with the Multitude; you will know that a Bus will not fall over just because you are there... You will know that everything has to go well as far as the Economy is concerned because I want it that Way. Everything GOD does HE considers you...
A Time comes when this Glory is revealed and you are impressed. So you move with this Consciousness... The Fact that someone does not carry this full Glory is what makes him not GOD... The Glory of the Heavenlies: You put it in a Room and it passes through the Wall. Its Class is different... The first Man Adam was made a living Soul, the last Man JESUS who you proceed from was made a quickening Spirit (a Life-giving Spirit)... That's the Glory that you carry. Everything you touch, you give Life...
The Time has come for a new Breed of Believers to wake up and begin realising that there is this other Realm. There is this other Substance; it is invisible but it is more real than the natural Substance and that they can actually get a hold of it, that it is the building Block of all their Desires. And in whatever Way they imagine to grab it, they can actually grab it because it is there. It just takes your Imagination and it will work for you in whatever Area of your Life. Glory to GOD...
Have you ever had a Day where everything good is just happening? Nothing goes wrong, everything is just going right. Even the Atheist will say: GOD! They know, it will spring from you, because somewhere within the Human Heart is this Recognition of GOD. When Goodness happens, thank GOD! There is a Sigh of Relief and that Sigh of Relief is always an Acknowledgement of GOD, of the Hand of GOD. So HE says: You want to be impressed with ME, eh? You really want my, what (Glory)? I will mess you up with Goodness. I will hammer you, hammer you until you say: No, no! By the way, I'm telling you what I know that the LORD can mess you up with Goodness. HE hammers you from every Corner, and you even hide. "It's okay now! Please, you just stop! This is now getting too much!" And even in that Corner, HE comes and finds you there and messes you up, you come and run. You are just taking off, Things just tracking you down everywhere. That is the Goodness of GOD... You are impressed more with it when you don't feel deserving...
You are not beyond the Reach of the Hand of GOD...
Some see Glory, some cannot... I'm telling you of a Creature that has six Wings, that is so powerful in Expression. You get? Some of you, I think, if you watch these Things in a Movie, you will think you are even watching a Horror...
I grow up and then, all this Memory am trying to erase involving myself in all manner of Things. I must say I successfully to a great Degree managed to erase a huge Chunk of it. I lived almost totally as a natural Person until the Time when the Presence of GOD, the Holy Spirit came and visited me in a profound Way at Home in my Living Room. I found myself... babbling a Language that I could not articulate in a known earthly Language. I found there was something of an electric Charge proceeding out of me, out of my entire Being. It surrounded me. I remember the whole Room was charged. I remember hearing the LORD telling me: I have called you to be a Prophet to the Nations...
We do not want to coerce anyone to coming and seeing what GOD is doing. We wanted GOD to bring the right kind of People, those that he has preserved to enter into this Dimension... Someone comes and it is from their Heart. Anyway, we start off that Way. Within a couple of Weeks, it was a residential House, the entire residential House is full. To make the long Story short, we shift over into Hotel Triangle, a Hall of 60 from packing ourselves up with 30 People... in again a small space of time, it's filled up. We go to another Hall in the same Hotel, 100, it is filled up. We go to a neighbouring Hall, a Capacity of about 300, it is filled up in a couple of Months. Then we shift over into LaBonita Theatre. It is filled up in a couple of Months. Now right where we are, it is a Capacity of 1000s, it is filled up. And all by the People the LORD has found for such a Time as this to enter into the Dimension that HE has reserved for a Time as this. There is Greatness that HE has reserved; there is a prophetic Remnant that will usher the World into the Dimension that has been held up in the Heavenlies that have come for such a Time to draw an entire Humanity into something that had been hidden yet it is very real, it is very profound. Even if you wanted to argue about it, you would not be able to. You would either fall on the Side, those who I always called deliberate Unbelievers who see and yet deliberately reject it, or you will come to the Realisation,... that the LORD indeed is GOD... The LORD indeed has a Plan, not only for me, but for you, for him and everyone. That Plan is unveiled much more clearer as we delve into the Realm of the Prophetic...
I authored Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come in 2012; it was actually published in 2012, that means I authored it in 2011. A couple of years before I authored it, I had received the title of it from the LORD and I thought I was supposed to write it then, back then about five years before I actually authored it. When I had gotten out a paper; I always do my authoring from a paper, I write down before I go to, yeah. So when I did that, the LORD told me: (YOU DO NOT HAVE THE REVELATION OF IT YET. THIS IS SOMETHING WHICH YOU WILL DO LATER!) So it was about five years later when HE told me: (NOW YOU CAN WRITE!)...
Anything outside of who GOD is or doesn't originate from GOD is not Truth. It is falsehood no matter how real it appears. That means everything sin that is viewed in the world after the fall of man which would include sickness, disease, poverty, failure, lack of the perfectness of the Blessing of GOD in manifestations, it is not true. But now why the Spirit of GOD is bringing all this to our attention is, we have been ministered to by a Lie. And we have continued in that lie until it became our truth. And so you find people going to be delivered from the Devil. And then you ask them: But the Word says in Colossians 1:13 - JESUS actually delivered us from the dominion of darkness and translated us into the kingdom of HIS dear Son. Then the person tells you: (You cannot just write off these things, well my sister did not get married, now she is 50. The second born also, now also me and you can see it! All of us men came and almost kwanjula-d.) Now how can you tell me it did not work out, that is something is happening? You end up being ministered to by a falsehood. According to what GOD categorizes as true is things that represent HIS essence or person, any other thing is contradiction. If you somehow failed, it's a lie...
Know the truth and the truth shall set you free. Years ago, there's a friend of mine who had fallen for a girl, not in a bad sense... He wanted some girl but didn't have her phone number and so he asked me: (Can't we pick it up?) Hahaha! So, we were at Botanical Gardens, we talked, this guy really wanted this girl. So he asked we pick it up, eh! Ya, so we picked it up, heehee! So I gave it to him and the guy called and he was sorted. That may appear some weird example but you have to leave bounds. Some of you are looking at me and saying: (Is this guy a prophet?) Anyway, do not postpone your wedding! When we stand here, we see things and we look and we try not to tell people. GOD is a good GOD, you want me to tell you, hahaha! Whatsoever is born of GOD overcomes the World. Do you know that? It is sorted! You cannot be overcome, you cannot fail, you cannot be disadvantaged. You just can't come up with: (You see for me am disadvantaged; I don't have people.) It is impossible! Whatsoever is born of GOD overcomes the World, there is no force of nature or in hell can stop you. Now whatever would try to stop you has to contain with divinity. If divinity is that weak to be defeated by human force or demonic force, we would rather be human again. Never be convinced by any situation that you are going to be overcome and now that's what we were saying before, you find yourself instead of continuing in the truth, you are faced by that situation and it begins speaking to you instead of allowing the Word to speak to you the truth and that sickness begins telling you: (2 months to go!) Then you say: (Okay man!) Then you continue in that. (Now one month and a half to go) and it is communicating to you. That's the whole problem. We are looking at the wrong thing and allowing it to communicate to us and then we continue in the bondage. JESUS said: (The Devil is a liar and the Father of Lies!) HE meant that whatever he throws at you is actually not true; it isn't, don't consider it. I take that in its very core of being divine. If something is a lie, then actually it is an illusion, it isn't real...
The Spirit of GOD shows me the entire nation and there are clouds still hanging on, that, above and they are red clouds. Father, we declare that your mercy prevails on this nation. Spend one minute praying for this nation. I'm very serious about that, just pray for the Peace of this nation! Shikaraba... [2013]
You guys should better catch up with the supernatural so fast coz there is a lot that is in store for us...
When we come around here, you don't realise some of the things which are actually here. I'm giving you a simple example: All you see is: (That guy dresses smartly. Why would he put on something like that?) You only see loud speakers and chairs and you know. When you listen to the Word, you don't listen to it in its very reality; it's still veiled to you... Now you walk into a place like this and you cannot see anything other than your neighbour and chairs around, but you do not see your angelic neighbours; that is very very serious! You know we get so used to it, to living behind the veil that we just walk in, wooh, sit down. And when you talk of angels, you are like: (There are angels here?) It begins to be some alien-thought to you. To me, even GOD is here, so let's be very very careful. Now, holy! It is something that has deprived the Children of GOD from actually living in the experience of GOD, that veil that lingers. They do not know how to disassosiate themselves from that veil and to begin experiencing reality from beyond that veil. That is one of the Most Important Things that can happen to you. You will hear about something but not really know it. GOD said: (IS THERE ANYONE LIKE JOB MY SERVANT, RIGHTEOUS MAN AND ALL THESE THINGS, IS BLAMELESS?)...
[2017] Happy New You, not Happy New Year...
You can do something good out of season and miss its opportune time...
While the global trend is to move away from oil to alternative energy, the opportune time is now for the country's oil sector to take shape because there will be a refocus on oil and its value will increase...
There are prophetic details that are revealed that might appear embarassing but they are not really carried out in public [to embarass]... It's about redemption... Prophecy is about redemption, it's about covering, it's about grace and mercy. The earlier people get to know that, the easier they will benefit from the prophetic...
[On UBC TV's Sunday Christian Focus with Prince Nick:] Ugandans are at crossroads; the people that are going to be in charge, the transition that is taking place in this nation, will be a people that will, for lack of better words, flow under the Wind of the Spirit, they will carry the Mind of GOD...
The design of GOD from the Beginning has always been prosperity; Heaven is extravagant, Heaven is lavished with streets of gold. So the reflection of Hell is poverty and degradation. I've seen Hell, I've been there, the LORD has taken me there. I've seen Heaven, I know that Hell is a depiction of utmost poverty, utmost deprivation, utmost degradation and I know that Heaven is a reflection of glamour and extravagance. One of the extreme ends on this side or the other is to demonise wealth and yet GOD is wealth, hehehehe... When you read, the Garden of Eden was wealthy until the Devil entered in. Now the paradox is what ought not to happen... your giving if it is in good ground is supposed to reciprocate... What I know is, you can't give in vain. You can't give in the Kingdom and you're losing... It increases much more than you've given...
In the Name of JESUS, I command all oppression off of you... You see open doors in the Name of JESUS Christ, it is done!
As I had set myself in a time of meditation, all of a sudden am seeing, you know, the veil begin to part and am beginning to see beyond where the physical eyes can reach and so am taken to a place and am beginning to see the theatre of that day play out and what I see again, where am taken, are the Oscars. Let me read to you coz I really don't know these things, so I wrote them down as I would come out momentarily from the vision and the trance, I would momentarily, you know write them. Some of them are not as clear again because I really do not know anything, eh, in the Oscars and especially those people that were shown me. If it was, or someone like probably [Mesut] Oezil, there I would zshoooo, you know, write, eh! You know this is very clear, you see eh! But er, now okay! In the Oscars while I was there, I saw an announcement and there were two contenders, contentions that I would see from the judges of two movies that were for, note this, Best Picture, because I saw it written and two movies were in contention, eh. Now, I don't really think that they've even made nominations. The media team will come to me and try to enlighten me about this, eh, but the two of them I remember one of them had something to do with -Land, eh... Prophecy comes on different Levels. There is one that comes on a certain Level where you cannot clearly retain what you have picked up and there is this Influence that can come in and you can become inaccurate. Something which I know... the one that had -Land [within its Title, that is La La Land] won the Show for Best Picture [at the 89th Academy Awards/ Oscars]... Then I saw Best Supporting Actress and there was Viola Davis... Then for Best Supporting Actor, there was a Muslim-sounding Name; it had something like Mahershala Ali, Ali something like that. It was Moonlight; I remember Moonlight... Best Animated Feature, there was Zootopia. Then there was a Song that started playing and I wondered what was this! Then it was written on City Of The Stars; it was the Best Song, Song of the Year. The Best Adapted Screenplay was Fences... [Final Results: You could say 100 percent fulfilled, La La Land and Moonlight fought for Best Picture]
[On KTN's Life & Style - Talentscape Show:] The Tsunami in 2004 was my First Prophecy on an International Scale. Before then, I was prophesying simply on a personal level and then I received this prophecy about this devastating thing. I was seeing it and then I saw the date it would happen, precisely the 26th of December. So I shared it with a few people around. Then because it had a date to it, so I waited to see what would happen. Strangely, when it happened on the exact date, I did not realise it was it until after two days. That's when I woke up to: "Eh, wait a minute!" We went [checked] and this was it, the exact thing. So it was the prophecy that ushered me into prophesying national and international things...
I was ministering, I was preaching. By then the fellowship was small; it was about 100 people. Then I started to see it, I started to see that Uganda would send these choppers to Somalia, then I saw them crash. Of course, we prayed against it because you know, when you see a disastrous vision, it's not given to you for it to come to pass. It's given to you again for redemptive purposes. So we prayed against it but then I went ahead to contact certain people, you know, in office, authority to try and stop it, they didn't listen. Somehow we didn't get through to them. We got through but they said: "It has already come out in the news so we can't..." But there is a prophecy! "No, but it's already..." But they learnt the hard way... I think that was one of the prophecies including the terrorist attacks at Rugby Club that got people to wake up and realise that what they are dealing with here is not human but it is GOD at work...
You can talk about the LORD all you can but the evidence of HIM being LORD is when HE is in manifestation, how do you deal with that?! The Pharisees actually were talking about the same LORD that eventually appeared to them and it was proved that all their talk was merely talk. They were just religious, they were not a spiritual people. Most of our society today, Kenya, Uganda all over, the majority of the people are not really submitted to the LORD as GOD. They think they are because no one can come out and publically say that: The LORD is not GOD! because it is a scary thought to them but when push comes to shove, they find out that they actually don't really honour the LORD; they don't fear the LORD...
Kenya is a chosen nation in terms of industry; it's suppposed to be leading [in East and Central Africa]...
Dreams are prophetic phenomena; how you deal with them is very important... They are revealed to you for redemptive purposes not for them to come to pass. When you see [terrible] dreams like that again, just go before the throne of grace and say: In the Name of JESUS, you will not come to pass! This shall not come to pass! Cancel them...
You fail by your wisdom. There is such a thing as a divine grace that comes on you and is at the forefront of all your plans. If you start your life with it, then it's in contact with not only what you have planned but much more than what you have planned, it will bring into your life much more greater things. That's the life that I live. I live a life that is greater than what my strength or my wisdom would produce. That's why am saying: Better than planning out your life, recognise a grace that you will take advantage of and am going to show you how you would do that. 2 Chronicles 20:20 says that, "Believe in the LORD GOD and you shall be established! Believe HIS prophets and you shall prosper..." Now, er, what that is, er, a prophet will release what we call a prophetic grace that he has heard from Heaven or that he has received from Heaven for that season. For me and the ministry and the grace that I carry for this year, the LORD told me that whoever shall submit to that word and that word is, HE told me: HE maketh me lie down, HE makes me lie down in green pastures! Now what happens then is, er, you submit to it and you wake up in the morning and say: Okay, this shall cover my life that am not going to struggle. Making you lie down means GOD is going to sort me out. Believe HIS prophets and you shall prosper. But imagine you wake up and think: Okay, this is what am going to do, there is a lot am going to deal with! How about waking up with that as your forethought that actually: All things will come in place, HE will make me lie down in the pastures that I want to. Now you exercise that, all of a sudden you will start seeing life connecting. Life is supernatural...
I'm a prophet, not illuminati...
I am a very simple man...
Some of them (fellow pastors) say the powers I use to prophesy are from the Devil. But I just forgive them because most of them don't know what they are talking about...
There is a state I have to be in to prophesy. When am in a tired state and relaxed, I can prophesy. But when I am pre-occupied, I struggle a lot or even fail completely...
GOD is not (distant) like HE has been presented. HE is closer to anyone no matter what someone has or has not done; HIS mercies are always new every morning. Your life can just turn around and there is no one destined for a dark future...
I used to go in isolated places to pray on the hills just to avoid interaction and understand more of the LORD...
We hire the Fotogenix tent alone at over 20 M UgX, the public address system and live coverage is about 15 M UgX and the hotel charges us over 10 M UgX. It's by GOD's grace that we manage...
The power of YOUR name is here, it is JESUS...
Transdimensional Existence... you can live on this Earth and yet be sitted with Christ in the Heavenly Places... interact with the Heavenlies while you are here on Earth... The only thing that messes you up is when you begin to feel this sense of Peace and Harmony. While you are pondering on the Heavenlies, you allow yourself to be hammered mentally, then you come out of it and you lose it. And when you do not see a definiteness about it, you run away from it; you don't let it develop until it prevails over any carnal reasons but I can assure you that the days have come when the Remnants of GOD shall live on Earth as it is in Heaven,, actually... The Heavenly Estate is not foreign to you... You will discover a pattern of life that is so different from the earthly and then you will understand what it means to have a, or the Ministry of Reconciliation. What that actually means is, you will start reconciling everything that has fallen away from the obedience of the knowledge of GOD to yourself. In other words, you will reconcile your health, pockets, everything that was falling away... They are supposed to be subject to you. Everything in your life is supposed to be in harmony with you, with your desires... You are transdimensional, take advantage of it. Invisible... faint as it may seem for now, you get yourself practicing it, meditate on it, it will get stronger and stronger and stronger until it prevails, glory to GOD...
A Reverend Guy goes and speaks somewhere and speaks the Most Basic, Ordinary Things in a funeral and he 's being praised, hahahaha! And then a Man of GOD comes with prophetic revelation and he's being vilified...
These pawns of the Devil, who are sometimes called journalists, but not the journalists who are saved, you know, they do not know, many of them, what is ruling them but it is the god of this age. That they don't know why they hate us, some of them! But it's that spirit, it has known who we are. It knows that we have not come to leave the world the same, that we are changing things. Glory to GOD...
The god of this world comes to strike a deal. If he doesn't, then he considers it a fight...
PROSPERITY Gospel v Poverty Gospel: To be a servant of the Devil is to carry out his plan, is to carry out his will, so you don't have to look any further than when a man chooses to preach against prosperity and influence and greatness and he says: All these are of the Devil. Here (in 1st Chronicles 29:12) the Spirit of GOD is showing you, they are actually of GOD... Receive the Greatness of GOD...
[Talking to NBS TV's Mable Twegumye Zake (on the People & Power Show):] Because of the generalitites in what we do, especially in the things of GOD in the Church, any preacher will be labelled pastor but it is as ridiculous calling me a pastor as it is calling a doctor an engineer! So am a Prophet of GOD called to serve GOD in that capacity and not in the capacity of a pastor. But I would understand people calling me pastor... though it is technically not correct...
(I'm) the Force of the Holy Spirit. There are various forces, there are various levels of life: there is the natural level of life. With that, you've got to use your natural human strength and every attributes to it. It can only take you so far; it will give you the credentials that can only take you that far in life. But if you desire, if you aspire for something that is greater than what you know your natural human strength can't give you, your natural connections can't give you, then you've got to look up to something greater and that is the divine Power of GOD! When you learn how to connect with that power, the results that you get will astound so many because they will try to understand how it is that you are specially succeeding or progressing and they will not measure up to anything that they can attribute to your intellect, your wisdom. They will know that there is something way beyond that is at work in your life. So that is what I call the Holy Spirit; you come to the knowledge of it when you meet Christ. After that your life is asail with that power. You are no longer dependant on your own wisdom, the Wisdom of GOD is at work. The difference between people like me and some other people is you get to know - to realise the insufficiencies, the limitations of man. You also get to acknowledge the all-sufficient Power and Knowledge of GOD and then you only learn how to walk with him in experience, not just having a Religion but in experience. That's what makes the difference...
(Me being a husband at home is) as natural as it gets... As ordinary as it gets, you know: Eating supper, discussing, planning, chatting and that is it...
I have a background in Sports, I love Sports, I love Football to be specific. I played Football when I was in Secondary School, way from Primary School to Secondary School. I played it, I still watch it, I enjoy it. I just enjoy staying fit not because the modern man likes to do so but just because I like to do so...
I enjoy nice Comedy, I enjoy Detective Thrillers, um, yuh, basically anything that can make you laugh, that is funny and especially the Thrillers... because GOD did not say: Don't watch secular movies! Well, you engage in what people call secular life everyday. So if I watch it on TV or see it across the street, it's all the same...
A few times, I go out to get some coffee and chat...
It switches on and off. I start looking and start seeing something about your life. So when that happens, long time ago, I used to give it to you directly whether you are a stranger or and that is how I lost a lot of friends and family members because of fear. I didn't know, I wasn't mature enough to walk this walk until the LORD told me to learn when not to give it out while you are seeing it. So I learnt how to take it under control. I always actually see; if I decided to, I can but I don't always. Now I know when to rely on the Wisdom of GOD on how to say it and when to bring it out...
I'm just cool and flamboyant; I think am just that. I prefer it to ugly and shabby. So I just love it being like this. I don't intend to but I just love it being like this...
A lot of the sentiments about how a Man of GOD ought to be, ought to appear, most of it is rooted in either ignorance or what you think, you know, what you think they ought to, not really from scripture and how GOD actually views it. So, when you study the Scripture... the Scripture talks about how: HE, JESUS was made poor that we might be made rich. Now the so called "humility" equating it to poverty and lack and mundane is actually an insult to GOD. The Man of GOD represents GOD. It's more like you know: I travelled to a certain country, I won't mention, then I looked, they showed me our embassy. Then I said: This is misrepresenting! Whether it was correct depiction or, I looked and I said: Wow, imagine the people who pass here and then see Embassy of Japan and then ours was somewhere in the corner. So it is a representation that GOD would not have, a Man of GOD with torn things and then, you know, so called "humble". It is first of all rooted in ignorance. It is an insult to GOD, it is an insult to everything that HE represents. Reducing a Man of GOD to poverty in the name of humility and all this is really saying that all the fellows up there out there who belong to some other fellow, the Devil, really deserve; they deserve this but the Man of GOD ought not to. You will notice that when you are a true Man of GOD, these things just come to you. Seek first the Kingdom of GOD and all these things shall be added unto you. What happens is, whether you like it or not, wealth will come running out to you. It is almost like you position yourself rightly and this is how these things work, whether you are a Man of GOD or not, a Child of GOD, these things come running down to you because that is the heavenly life...
I'm a Top Leader and I know it will offend so many people but that is the truth. [Security Detail] is not centred on security and fear as it is on protocol and the realisation that a Man of GOD ought to rest. It happened with JESUS's days; you noticed when people would come thronging to him, the disciples would, you know, HE had that and they would block until HE says: Okay, bring that one! Because of that, you will need to regulate your engagements. If you don't, History has had a number of Men of GOD who have actually burnt out, who have blown it because of that, great Men of GOD. So, it is really not fear-based; it's not anything other than protocol and regulation...
This is where the callings come: I am not a pastor, am a prophet. The design of the pastoral office or the pastoral calling is different from the prophet and that is something that people fail to realise. The pastor is the shepherd, in other words: the shepherd is in touch with the sheep. The prophet, you will look all through the Scriptures right [from] Old to the New Testament... you will notice he was not always in touch. The Bible says: You receive a prophet in the name of a prophet, you will receive a prophet's reward. If I came here and you expected the pastoral counselings and all that, you know that kind of connection, you miss out on the prophet's reward. That is why in the biblical times, you will notice people were experienced, they were trained in these things. We are living in the times where the Office of the Prophet is just emerging, is just rising up. Much of what people have encountered, have known is really the pastor so they would expect: Oh... I'm under very strict regulations from Above, from the Throne of GOD on how I conduct myself as a prophet and how am to mold this image because this is a time when GOD is restoring the Office of the Prophet such that people may be able to distinguish the interaction, the reception of a prophet as contrary to these other ministries. It took the person who wanted to see a prophet to know how they can make contact and take advantage of whatever the prophet has in order for them to benefit. If you came with this mentality of: Oh, we've been having counsellings with our pastors and how do I counsel with you?, I would be doing you a disservice if I gave you that...
[Flashes] happen differently like the one of the chopper crashes. I had actually finished preaching, by then we used to meet at Hotel Triangle and then all of a sudden, I see a flash of choppers running and they are crashing and I get a sense these are en route to Somalia. So I tell the crowd that was in attendance to pray against it and stop it. Then we tried to call some people after that, you know some authorities to stop it, to try to tell them what we had seen; they didn't really take us seriously and that is how it happened. The thing is: Some of them are as vivid as am looking at you now, but others are actually coming in less vivid forms, they are more blurry. That one was vivid but in flashes. There are those which come at a level of knowledge, not even sight... Some come at a level where you would know something but then you are not seeing it now. Those which come at that level I have misinterpreted them sometimes, you know what you are seeing but you are not interpreting it well. There are different levels of the prophetic revelation so others you are caught up in them; it's as though you are experiencing, you are in the movie itself. Then there are those you get flashes, then there are those now the ones which I do the personal ones every Tuesday especially when I hold someone and they are not fearing, I feel their lives. When I feel your life and am into your life, then all of a sudden I start to see your life...
I do not personally handle finances, I do not even know how our financial ministry is doing; someone is doing it but am a million percent if there is anything like that, I'd back anything that they do. The fellows that do that first of all, they are probably broke so money is their problem. The guys that come to fellowship, they know the blessing of GOD, they know the Scriptures. So we are not doing things because certain outside forces want us to do things the way they want us to do. We are doing things because GOD wants us to do things that way. When the Children of GOD gather especially at fellowship and would want to fund, whatever would want to do, whatever would want to finance, if it happened like in the days of Solomon where you know, gold until he says: Okay you can take it back!, then there we will stop. But as far as what we want, we have not yet even scratched the surface because we really have got to show the kingdom of GOD as wealthy and as influential and as established. Now the Devil doesn't want that... We don't spend less than 50 Million every fellowship, every Tuesday, that is only Tuesday operations. Now the Devil would want us incapacitated, crippled financially that whatever we are doing to his Kingdom ceases. So that is why he raises up a voice...
The Spirit of GOD has raised up a standard against any standard out there and the world has got to deal with it whether it makes them happy, whether it angers them...
There is I think one man who I had always wanted to meet, but I only met him in the spirit, it was Kenneth Hagin. He's the one I consider my spiritual father. He's an American Man of GOD who passed on... That is the only man that I really, from the bottom of my heart, I really desired to meet until I didn't meet him on Earth; I met him in the spirit... I went to some hotel, somewhere in another country and one of the managers thought he would impress me, so he told me: You know, Benjamin Netanyahu slept here! You know Obama also slept here! Then the Pope, he slept here, you know! So I looked at the guy, and I think I asked him something that offended him even because he was expecting that yes, you are privileged because Obama actually slept here. I looked at the guy and said: This guy! He slept on that bed and it's still as ordinary. If Kenneth Hagin or any other anointed man had slept on that bed, I would really desire to sleep there because there is something that catches the anointing. These guys are lumps of flesh, not lumps of flesh like in a derogatory way but they are earthly. I have met people obviously who some people would want to meet, I think they are great but they are not like at my: I want to meet them...
My young sister was the first to get saved at home; I despised saved people, how you would call them, saved people. So that morning, actually the day before they had decided to come to kind of share with me the things of the spirit. Before then, I must say I had started actually having convictions from Above. So that morning as they shared, as they shared, you know, there was this mocking thing, you know coming from me again, once again. To make a long story short, we decide to close in prayer. While I bowed my head, I just found myself saying: JESUS, JESUS forgive me! What felt like a few seconds or a few minutes later, I realised that I was speaking a language that I didn't know, so I looked up and then I thought: Okay, something is wrong! So I turn, and again to make a long story short, I burst out in what I now know to be speaking in tongues and there was a strange power that was all over my body, every bit of my being that is coming out from me. And that was the day I was born again and that is the day I received the call of GOD...
There is one Man of GOD, no matter what people think of him or whatever you know, that I admire for his earlier ministry when I wasn't even saved. Pastor Robert Kayanja is not a personal friend; but even before we were saved, we knew that name! Now, he stood out as a man that really, those days when the Gospel wasn't as common, he was in leadership. So you cannot ignore, no matter what you think of him, you cannot ignore the work that he did, the people that he brought to the Kingdom. If there is a man that I really admire what he did for the Kingdom, coz I remember even while I was not bornagain, that is him...
I have seen JESUS. When you meet HIM at the Throne, it is more of a glory and a form when you meet HIM at the Throne, a form of man with glory, with brilliance, with glory! When HE appeared to me, the first time that I saw HIM in physical person then HE walked in, um. I remember someone had told lies about me, it was one pastor I remember, so in the morning I wake up and HE walks into my room, again to make a whole story short, I thought: This is a young man! HE looked young. Now, in my mind I had kind of thought: This is an old man, eh but HE was young. I saw HIM as HE was about 2,000 years ago when HE was on Earth, the Jewish person HE was. I saw every feature of him and HE came smiling to me. Then HE told me, again make a long story short: I will never leave you nor forsake you! So, HE is the Most Perfect Person and even in human form that you can find. You cannot call HIM handsome or beautiful, HE is both. HE's, yeah! HIS eyes are the thing I will never forget. HE looks at you and you can't see anything; all your insecurities are gone. Any kind of insecurity you've ever had, even towards HIM, even when you think that you have actually betrayed him, it's all gone. You know HIS love, that is all I can say. The longest I have spent without actually, I think is a month, without actually walking there with him. What people don't realise is, er, you can as well. That is not limited to me as a prophet. This is the Life of the Child of GOD. When the veil was rent in two, it was an invitation into the Holy of Holies for the Children of GOD to start having these one on one experiences in the very Holy of Holies. The only thing is to learn how to engage it, but you can as well...
There is a life greater than the life so many live; that life is accessible to anyone. Do not let anything or anyone for that matter confine you to what is natural, to what is dead and stale and that includes even a religious leader. Awaken to what is supernatural! Experience, GOD did not come to give you a story about HIMSELF; HE came to give you an experience of HIM and when HE comes, HE comes to prosper you, HE comes to make you successful, HE comes to make your life worth living. So go beyond the tradition and all these things that you have had. Seek to know HIM yourself and you will find HIM!
In the Name of JESUS, Glory to GOD!
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PROFILE: Elvis Mbonye [Born 27th March 1977 in Jinja, Uganda] is a modern day mystic, GOD's man with an eye for tomorrow. He is a charismatic Christian leader, author and self-proclaimed prophet of Uganda's Zoe Fellowship that meets every Super Tuesday in KLA City from around 6PM. As a renewalist, he believes in the possibility to "awaken humanity to the infinite realm of spirit and thereby live a transcendent life". In 1998, he witnessed a vision of JESUS who bestowed upon him not only a ministerial calling but also the gifts of ESP [Extra Sensory Perception], faith healing and prophecy. Thus born again, his unusual dreams, visions and revelations have manifested in the real world: he predicted the re-election of George W. Bush, the 2004 Tsunami, uprisings in North Africa, future events in the lives of Fellowshippers, death of a revered Southern African leader in 2013 [who happened to be Nelson Mandela] and much much more. Elvis Mbonye was born in a family of seven to Leo and Teddy Ntiru of Bugolobi who departed in 1990 and 1996 respectively. He attended Mbuya Nursery School, Kiswa Primary School, Kigezi College Butobere for O-Level and Standard High School Zana for A-Level. He later enrolled to Makerere University Kampala where he graduated in 2004 with a Bachelor's Degree in Development Studies...
QUOTES ABOUT ELVIS MBONYE
"I am a Fanatic! He is better than all TeleMundo Soaps... The Hub of Revelation... Prophecy after Prophecy... Remnant University..." - GLORIA ARINAITWE (OSA)
"I felt like I was being reintroduced to who I really am. It is such an honour to have an experience like this every single week..." - REBECCA SSUUBI
"I have not met a Man like Prophet Elvis Mbonye. It is until you met him and interact with him that you sensibly talk about him..." - CAROL T. SSEKANDI
"Unprecedented... Ignorance is not bliss..." - JOSEPH KABULETA, The Watchman
"Prophet..." - Prophetess DRUCILLA MILDRED
"I got a deeper meaning of sin as a life-form that is an alteration from the divine..." - IVAN SEKIBENGA
"Truly GOD visits man and when HE visits, HE creates a difference..." - INGRID HARMONY BABIRYE
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"Defies human comprehension... Double upon double honour... The Remnant Revolution is here, a global Community Social App... where you shall virtually have a direct encounter with the prophet, share stories and testimonies, connect with others, watch and listen to life-changing accounts from all over the world. Listen to Zoe Podcasts, share updates and photos and find friends, easily download a book from GooglePlay straight to your smartphone. This app connects you to the revolution of dominion GOD has initiated through HIS chosen prophet..." - RUYONGA (in TV Promos)
"There is no prophecy of Prophet Elvis Mbonye that does not come true. It's only a matter of time. When I joined, I used to wait for them not to come true... Sometimes, it takes a year or years... Everything he does is a pattern from Heaven... Our role is to implement... Whenever you put your money in the Gospel, there is a reward... Give your life to Christ, it's the only way to go to Heaven... Give and give..." - JOANITA MARIA NAGAWA (Group Leader of Group 157, Section 11 and Aviation Consultant)
"Thank you JESUS for Prophet Elvis! Two things: 1. GOD never intended to be reduced into a doctrine or religious attitudes or rules. 2. Don't you dare despise the miracle working power of our GOD! I will shine..." - ANNE TENDO
"Blessed..." - SHEILA NAMANYA
"Who is this PROPHET ELVIS MBONYE everyone keeps talking about? Imagine you were fired from the job on Monday and on Tuesday a certain guy tells you: [On Wednesday at around 2pm you will receive a phone call from this number 0417-234000 and you will be reinstated back to your job] and it happens just exactly the way he said it.
What do you call a man who looks at your Doctor's medical report which says that you are barren, you have Cancer and you have approximately 2 to 3 months to live, prays for you and only says: IT IS DONE! Two years later you are still alive and in good health, 9 months later the scan shows you are expecting twins!
How can you explain a guy who was jobless, broke in 2014 and received a prophecy on his life that he's going to be an entrepreneur, businessman, help many people; three years later the same guy has rental apartments, set up his own business, bails people out in millions, has a good paying job? He didn't steal or win a lottery but he's very successful.
What manner of man is this who can tell events, one year before they happen, outcomes of local and international astonishing events that no scientist, NASA experts nor archeologist can foresee, but he accurately tells it all and specifies the months and dates when they will happen and and the signs and significance of it to you.
You must be mad (satirical), crazy, out of your mind to go to a foreign nation ministering LIVE on National TV watched by millions of viewers across, minister to people in the studio, tell them their names, villages (you have never been to), birthdays and names of their children, plus events that are going to happen to them in two weeks without missing a dot !
Thousands of people's lives have been changed both spiritually, financially, emotionally. We have witnessed miracles and wonders before our very eyes, amazing testimonies, the fellowship has grown in numbers to the extent that no hall in Uganda can accommodate the growth, until they decided that we now need stadiums with capacity of 15-20 thousands every week..." - LAMECK RAYMOND KIYIMBA (Remnant)
"The Tsunami, you probably remember what happened on December 26th, 2004. Now, not so many people will prophesy and give an accurate or an exact date. But there was a man in Uganda called Elvis who said: (There's something coming on the 26th!) that's Boxing Day 2004 and it came to pass..." - ROGER MUGISHA (Former Satanist)
"The Most Amazing Prophecy that I, it was actually my first when I had just started getting used to Elvis Mbonye, going to his fellowship, it was memorable because we had friends that lost their loved ones, the Terrorist Attack at the Rugby Club here in Kampala, when he, it was a month before, I remember, it was a month before it happened, and I think it happened in July 2010, so it was a month before that he said it and it actually happened... Prophet prophesying, he's speaking what GOD is saying. So to me, prophecy is the mind of Christ, the mind of GOD revealed..." - ANITA BANANUKA
"But our brother Elvis Mbonye has given a new angle and a new face that gives hope that our nation afterall has a chance..." - NSABA BUTURO, former Ugandan Minister of Ethics and Integrity, predecessor to Father Lokodo
“Unique, peculiar, radically distinctive when he’s teaching…” - NORBERT MAO
"Laba abantu! Anti kankubulire: This is commercialism, for you you think, you think nti bamuvumirira, they are marketing him. These are adverts, paid-up adverts, yes! They are advertising him nti akola. Ekyo kirango! You are not condemning him. Mwe babakozesa, anti nzembabulira nti ekirango bakulaga kyoyogedde kyenyini, nti akola... but you go to India! What is happening, anti nkugambye nti bakulaga nti akola; abo babi bane! Kubanga gundi yakugamba, Lenin, nti: (Religion is the opium of the mind!), njaga ya mutima, njaga ya mwoyo! Lenin yagamba nti, eddini, gundi wasoma akatabo 'No Longer At Ease', kita wa gundi, ah ah, kali mu ki, si Things Fall Apart? Nti (Religion is like a beer, some drink it and remain stable and others) bagweramu! Ye! Anti kati alanga, akugamba, kati that's an advert! Mumulanga indirectly knowing... Musome Logic... Mumuyita Papa? Mbonye ani amumanyi outside mpapula zamwe? Si komba ngato, I cannot! Papa musika wa Petero. Mbonye ensi ki emuyita nti: (Jangu!), ensi ne kugumuka? Mbonye ayina embassies meka wano? You are advertising Mbonye... You are showing the usefulness and powerfulness of Mbonye! Buli omu yena ayina akabadi kakolayo... A poor man believes in miracles nti ajakufuna sente; kyova olaba bababye okukamala... Let us agree: Abagoberezi ba Mbonye bamukiriza mu, but tokindetera nti n-condemn-inge Mbonye oba abo! So ako akakodyo sikagwamu, mwekemwagudemu... Byemuleta byona nti abantu bamusinza nga KATONDA biki, tukiyita Reverse Psychology, you want me to talk about Mbonye mumufunire abantu... nti appears as if you are condemning me when you are advertising me..." - TAMALE MIRUNDI (on NBS TV One on One With)
Leak Proof Mission is a 2018 Ugandan short film based on the 2012 Uganda People's Defence Air Force (UPDAF) chopper crashes in Kenya en route to war-torn Somalia for an AMISOM mission. Directed by Josh Timothy Waiswa, the 10 minute-long screen production focusses on a few events surrounding the accident and the actual warning given by Prophet Elvis Mbonye during a Zoe Fellowship on Tuesday 7th August 2012. According to Breaking News reports from dramatised TV clips, Ugandan Airforce Commander General Mabior de Mabior (role played by Jalum John) calls the mission "salvation" for the people of Somalia. However, Jeff - his "ear and eye on the ground" warns him about "The Prophet" who phoned and told him that he foresaw doom for the flight planned to leave Soroti for Eldoret on a Sunday plus refuel in Nanyuki before touching down in the Mog. Jeff (role played by Fidel Sankara) adds that from a background check, this "accurate" prophet also predicted the 2004 Tsunami and the 2010 Kyadondo Rugby Ground World Cup Bombings that all came to pass. The mission could not be abandoned "because of a serious order from above". Captain Lucas, the Lead Pilot of the Mogadishu mission physically confronts Jeff in the corridor after the meeting with the general but later dies in the Mt. Kenya thicket accident despite his wife's prayers. Ugandan rapper Ruyonga acts as the Priest who reads the eulogy at the captain's funeral. NTV Uganda premiered the short film on 18th April 2018 and many followers of the mystic Elvis Mbonye liked it as expressed on social media especially facebook. The announcer at the end of the video refers to the accident as a bombing but it was apparently not caused by any human effort...
"I don't know whatever people call Illuminati, but this looks to be it, something which makes supposedly 'highly educated people' to kiss shoes and what, then you couldn't get better than that, that's the Illuminati.../ [NTV Fourth Estate Host CHARLES MWANGUSHA chips in: Ona, I think you are referring to Illuminate...]/ I don't know, the difference is the same..." - ONAPITO EKOMOLOIT
"It was a vision; it was like we were in certain Hall where Mbonye was preaching and like prophesying, people knew he was a genuine person due to the signs he was doing, as it is said that false prophets will do many signs, decieve many, and if it was possible, even the Elect, but me I knew he was fake, so, when he reached where I was seated, I prayed and he started to get delivered. Demons started manifesting and leaving him, particularly, because during Deliverance, some time you can see the demon in the spirit, some times I see snakes fighting while leaving, but I saw a demon in form of a lady leaving him when I prayed, I rebuked it and it started manifesting. Ladies and gentlemen, don't be decieved! Mbonye sold his ministry to the Devil, he is under the influence of familiar spirits, which give him "prophecy", having started in the spirit, but being now made perfect by the flesh..." - KAYONGO DERRICK WENTWORTH (Seer)
"Mutitizi... Without cameras, he is a regular guy... works for Butala [Lights]... Just recently, he was a Slay King Wannabe... He understood the game called Spirituality and he's playing you like Ping Pong and you're here: Our Baba, our Papa..." - TINA FIERCE (Scoop On Scoop)
"Faith just like Politics, they play with that thing that you are seeking for. They sell you something: Hope; they sell you a better thing... There are places like Nigeria where pastors have private jets and the people giving them this almost have nothing. I do not agree that a grown man should go and kiss a man's shoe... If you talk to the followers of Pastor Kakande who buy that rice at 50,000 Shillings a kilo, if you talk to them, they will tell you, we are not complaining! What is your problem with that..." - FABRICE BRAD RULINDA
"Elvis literally has Ekitangaza [Telescope that sees into the Spiritual Realm]. He gives super-accurate Prophecies every Super Tuesday. Technologists can argue that it is possible for Machine Intelligence like Google Lens to recognise Faces and reproduce Details about a Person like their Name, Birthdate, History, Family Members, WhatsApp Profile and so forth but tell the same Device to look into the recognised Person's Future, and it might hit a Circuitory Deadend! Since the 90s, I was always skeptical about Pastor Robert Kayanja and other Miracle-working Prophets who touch People during Deliverance so that they fall down on the Floor or Ground because I grew up Anglican but Mbonye is a peculiar Breed; he seems to be connected to a Higher Power like a Gold Prophet. Prophecy exists but Closeness to GOD should not be measured using earthly Wealth. The Bible says: Store Treasures for yourself up in Heaven where neither Moth nor Robbers can reach; Mbonye may be labelled a false Prophet but he could also be the NatGeo of the Spiritual Realm, History Channel Uganda. Visualise Mbonye in an All-White Suit pointing out the black-covered Demon Bibles to avoid/ I do not call him Prophet Mbonye, I call him Profit Money. Why do female Remnants call themselves Sons of the Prophet instead of Daughters? LORD have Mercy! Maybe Mbonye truly is a "Prophet to the Nations" but if he ain't, then only GOD can judge him, not me. I just listen to his fellowships..." - AIKO (Cartoonist)
"Sometimes I wonder if Prophet is really human because the level of accuracy is astounding..." - HUMPHREY PULE
"There's something about his prophetic word which is unusual... He's a very gracious prophet..." - AISHA PULE
"The true agenda of the LORD, again for example, to choose leaders was never given through democratic elections; it was chosen by prophets of GOD. And..., am assuring you before thousands in the nation that, that is reclaimed where a prophet of GOD chooses a leader. Watch it, watch the space..., you'll be alive, where you have a prophet who chooses a king and not every prophet or any prophet, you know where I come from! Prophet Elvis Mbonye! Why are you disputing me? (Democracy) is not of GOD... He is going to choose (our next leader), the one that he desires... (Electoral Commission) should save all this money, they should bring it to tithe, they should bring it to church... Flavia, you watch! You are in Uganda... (#MorningAtNTV close to the End of August 2018)... GOD with us..."  - SIMON SENYONGA
"Banange! Oh my GOD, hahahaha..." - FLAVIA TUMUSIIME (NTV Uganda)
"He was doing his rounds walking through the big audience and he came to me and touched me here and touched at the back. He prayed softly, I didn't hear what he was praying for... (T)he LORD directed him to areas that were suffering... horrible cancer. The doctors told me it had spread all over from colon to liver to lungs to whatever but the touch of Prophet remained with me. I became immune and later on discovered that cancer is a small thing... because of the Lord JESUS..." - Retired Major General BENON BIRAARO (2016 Ugandan Presidential Candidate who died a few years later)
"On 2nd of August 2016 at the Point of Contact Service, I took my application form for Miss Uganda. In my heart I believed I had received. On October 15th, I was crowned..." - LEAH KAGASA (2016/17 Miss Uganda/ Miss Popularity)
"Many of you will say that: Do not judge! He is not a Christian; this is a man who is immersed in unGODliness. It does not matter whether you stand and preach. The man is unGODly. That is serving Satan. If he wants, let him go and prophesy whatever he wants. How do you allow yourself to receive attribution that should only be given to GOD? Who is he to become the object of our prayers, a mere man?! Who remembers Sun Moon Myung? He is no more..." - Reverend Dr. JOHN SSENYONYI (Uganda Christian University Vice Chancellor) interviewed by Campus Bee
"Mbonye is not a false prophet as such, he is a betting person, dude just predicts. Oba people have become brainwashed! Any man on the street can say there will be power wrangle in NSSF if you follow news... I have always attended his shows even from the Imperial Royale times... Covert fraudster and predictor... Baal Prophet..." - ROBERT SOBUKWE (Critic)
"That man wanna win favours... Tsunami was announced a month before. Besides, in 2004 Mbonye was a bricklayer. I don't believe in self-proclaimed stuff! Those Pastors of Doom will be sent to hell... Wake up... Ask him for your future... Tebikola..." - ANDREW KEN LUBEGA 
"If he bothered to undertake very complicated Astro Travel to get the secret info about the #Oscars, why not about this #SocialMediaTax issue?" - PASTOR MARTIN SEMPA
"Gamaliel (Acts 5:34-39) said: Don't stop those people! If they are from GOD, you will never win them! If they aren't from GOD, they will disappear. People can come and worship, but pastors and prophets must remember that they are a Signpost to GOD, they aren't GOD..." - PASTOR WILSON BUGEMBE (Worship House Nansana)
"Witchcraft..." - MARTHA CHEMUTAI
"I had a friend who used to go there but it was a time when I was going through a lot of stuff... I had chased for these land titles like for over three years. Friday, I just went and I said that I invoked the grace upon him, upon Prophet Elvis. So Friday, I was called and I got my land title. So for me, that was amazing. Yes, it was going to come out anyway but there is one thing you need to understand: Why is it that all that time I had followed it up and it had failed? Then this one time, I invoke that grace, this actually does happen. Of course I was praying. It's this time that I focussed on it and said: GOD I want this... I hear you've started calling us Mbonyenians... In these spiritual things, you have to wake up from your slumber... GOD is doing amazing things for us Uganda and it is important that we awaken to what GOD is doing... As a child, I hope you used to read these books like Jumanji, Alice in Wonderland and all that, you see when Prophet Elvis stands there and starts teaching the Word, you see the Scriptures becoming alive because he puts you in this place where you get to know, to realise who you are, who GOD has created... Go before GOD and tell HIM: Who is Prophet Elvis Mbonye, this man that everybody is talking about? Reveal to me..." - SUSAN KATAIKE (while speaking on NBS TV's Another Round with Marcus and Gaetano)
"For us here, we are realists... The little I know about spirituality is: What happens is if you believe it will. If you pray believing that it's going to happen, it will; Prophet Elvis doesn't need to tell me that... Kitalo... Everything we do in this life is based on hope; we wake up in the morning hoping to have a good day... You hope that things go well at work. If you don't have a job, you hope you get a job. I hope my kids do well in school, I hope my kid doesn't get an accident... How do you know for sure you are going to have a good day? All the 2,000 people (at his 1st September Honour Dinner), have they benefitted from his prophecy? Fena tugenda kugagawala... [We are all going to get rich...] Something is happening to Uganda but we have not heard what it is. What is it? Yes I know we are going to get oil, un huh..." - MARCUS KWIKIRIZA
"Mbonye-bonye... This is blind... You are giving this guy dimes, money that you have worked hard for and then you are treating him, you are kissing his feet... I see this alot, the churches feed on the hopes of people, on the hopelessness of people... It is about the hustle, him he has seen an opening and he's said: (Let me use it!) I don't blame him, pastor, prophet rather, Elvis Mbonye, I don't blame him! He's seen a hustle; for him it's jobo! I've seen pictures of Elvis before and after, you guy! Have you seen the cars he's driving? That 1 Million you paid him bought a tyre for his Range Rover... Under the spell... Educated guesses happen... The Revival drives a Range Rover; JESUS came on a donkey..." - GAETANO KAGGWA
[Campus Bee MUBS (Makerere University Business School) Vox Pop - Prophet Elvis Mbonye's Lavish Honouring Dinner 2017:] "The guy is exaggerating things... The amount at which people start pledging at his church, it's a bit high! There is no way you can tell me that you will converge the rich and the poor at the same time giving them the same service yet your pledges start from, is it 300(k) up to something like 10 Millions?! You cannot tell me that you will invite the poor to a dinner which costs something like 1 M which means it's like a financial thingy..." - DERRICK MUGAMBWA (BBA Student specialising in Marketing)
"I've heard him preach and it's good, but 1 Million table is turning out to be an investment. Kissing his feet, it's no longer appropriate. We prefer the preaching, prophetic words..." - CAMPUS LADY
"Personally, I don't see it making sense for a pastor or for a Man of GOD to charge all that amount of money for people to attend a dinner... where you expect people to be prayed for, miracles to happen..."
"GOD's things should be free..."
"Churches have turned into businesses; you find every pastor like asking for a lot of money from their followers... I don't know if prophets still exist... a little extravagant... It's something we pay for to go and see..." - VARIOUS MUBS STUDENTS
"Slay Prophet..." - THE INSIDER UGANDA plus other MEDIA
"Believers nowadays don't go to Church to praise but to get miracles... If morning glory prayers, lunch-hour prayers, night prayers were to transform Africa, it would be like Japan, South Korea or Dubai. Churches are full everyday Monday to Sunday but no serious innovation has ever come out of Africa. It's only diseases, hunger, poverty, etc that are on increase... These people (false prophets) loot from the Poorest to the Richest in the name of JESUS..." - FRANK GASHUMBA (Less than two months later Gashumba - a Catholic was arrested by CMI for impersonating a Defence Ministry official and conning some foreign investors like he had done in the past. Prophet Michael Kiganda labelled him a "Mufere")