YESU Magazine (Movies)

GODisgreat, first and foremost! Without JESUS, no Heaven; hence no happy-iness! I have never seen GOD nor JESUS, but I have felt the fragrant presence of the wonderful Holy Spirit more than just once, used the name JESUS to escape from nightmares and met the Devil on Buganda Road in KLA City around 2006-7...

"Prince Of Peace" by 8 year old Akiane Kramarik...

GODisgreat, yesterday, today and forever! YESU Magazine (Enquire, probe and investigate like Deuteronomy 13:14) is a Ugandan Parapsychology publication focussed on Prophecy but most importantly JESUS of Nazareth [aka YESU, ISA, YESHUA, YEEZUS, XP, etc]. At the name of JESUS every knee should bow, in Heaven and on Earth and under the Earth, and every tongue acknowledge that: JESUS Christ is Lord, to the glory of GOD the Father (Philippians 2:10-11). Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10). Behold! GOD said: Oh JESUS! I will cause You to die and raise Thee to MYSELF and clear Thee of the falsehoods of those who blaspheme; I will make those who follow Thee superior to those who reject Faith, to the Day of Resurrection: then shall ye all return unto ME, and I will judge between you of the matters wherein you dispute (Koran 3:55 [The Family of Imran]). 

Like the Bereans (Acts 17:10-15), we should weigh prophecy carefully (1st Corinthians 14:29-33) so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. Do not treat prophecies with contempt but test them all; hold on to what is good, reject every kind of evil (1st Thessalonians 5:20-22). For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord JESUS Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of HIS majesty. HE received honour and glory from GOD the FATHER when the voice came to HIM from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is MY Son, whom I love; with HIM I am well pleased." We ourselves heard this voice that came from Heaven when we were with HIM on the sacred mountain. We also have the prophetic message as something completely reliable, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation of things. For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from GOD as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit (2nd Peter 1:16-21). Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from GOD, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognise the Spirit of GOD: every spirit that acknowledges that JESUS Christ has come in the flesh is from GOD, but every spirit that does not acknowledge JESUS is not from GOD. This is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world (1st John 4:1-3)...

JESUS Christ Quotes: 

Repent, for the Kingdom of GOD has come near... (Matthew 4:17)

Come, follow me, and I will send you out to fish for people... (Matthew 4:19)

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in Heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you... (Matthew 5:11-12)

So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honoured by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing... (Matthew 6:2-3)

This, then is how you should pray: Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be YOUR name, YOUR Kingdom come, YOUR will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one... (Matthew 6:9-13)

For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. When you fast, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you... (Matthew 6:14-18)

So do not worry, saying, "What shall we eat?" or "What shall we drink?" or "What shall we wear?" For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first HIS Kingdom and HIS righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own... (Matthew 6:31-34)

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you... (Matthew 7:7)

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets... (Matthew 7:12)

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn-bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit... (Matthew 7:15-18)

Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in YOUR name and in YOUR name drive out demons and in YOUR name perform many miracles?" Then I will tell them plainly, "I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!" (Matthew 7:22-23)

Why do you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? Which is easier: to say, "Your sins are forgiven," or to say, "Get up and walk"? But I want you to know that the Son of Man has authority on Earth to forgive sins... (Matthew 9:4-6)

Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the Kingdom of Heaven is greater than he... And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come. Whoever has ears, let them hear... (Matthew 11:11-15)

For whoever does the will of my Father in Heaven is my brother and sister and mother... (Matthew 12:50)

The Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again, and then in his joy went and sold all he had and bought that field... (Matthew 13:44)

Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in Heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven; whatever you bind on Earth will be bound in Heaven, and whatever you loose on Earth will be loosed in Heaven... (Matthew 16:17-19)

Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of GOD, but merely human concerns. Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it. What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in HIS Father's glory with HIS angels, and then HE will reward each person according to what they have done... (Matthew 16:23-27)

If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from here to there," and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you... (Matthew 17:20)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and on the third day he will be raised to life... (Matthew 17:22-23)

Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery... (Matthew 19:8-9)

Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these... (Matthew 19:14)

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me... (Matthew 19:21)

Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on HIS glorious throne, you who have followed ME will also sit on 12 thrones, judging the 12 tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for MY sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first... (Matthew 19:28-30)

For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you in advance. So if anyone tells you, "There he is, out in the desert," do not go out; or, "Here HE is, in the inner rooms," do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the East is visible even in the West, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. Immediately after the distress of those days "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken." Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven... (Matthew 24:24-30)

Then the King will say to those on HIS right, "Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was ill and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me... (Matthew 25:34-36)

Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this Gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her... (Matthew 26:10-13)

The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me... (Matthew 26:23)

This very night you will all fall away on account of me, for it is written: "I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered." But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee... Truly I tell you, this very night before the cock crows, you will disown me three times... (Matthew 26:31-34)

Why all this commotion and wailing? The child is not dead but asleep. Talitha koum (Little girl, I say to you, get up!) (Mark 5:39-41)

A prophet is not without honour except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home... (Mark 6:4).

Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me... Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see that the Kingdom of GOD has come with power... (Mark 8:34 to 9:1)

This kind can come out only by prayer... (Mark 9:29)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and after three days he will rise... (Mark 9:31)

Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing... (Luke 4:21)

Be quiet! Come out of him... (Luke 4:35)

Who touched me? Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out of me... Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace... (Luke 8:45-48)

Don't be afraid; just believe, and she will be healed... Stop wailing! She is not dead but asleep... My child, get up... (Luke 8:50-54)

Blessed are the eyes that see what you see. For I tell you that many prophets and kings wanted to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it... (Luke 10:23-24)

Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him! (Luke 11:11-13)

I tell you, whoever publicly acknowledges me before others, the Son of Man will also acknowledge before the angels of GOD. But whoever disowns me before others will be disowned before the angels of GOD. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven... (Luke 12:8-10)

Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. Consider the ravens: they do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet GOD feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! (Luke 12:22-25)

Why do you call me good? No one is good - except GOD alone... (Luke 18:19)

What is impossible with man is possible with GOD... Truly I tell you, no one who has left home or wife or brothers and sisters or parents or children for the sake of the Kingdom of GOD will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life... (Luke 18:27-30)

Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me; weep for yourselves and for your children. For the time will come when you will say, "Blessed are the childless women, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!" Then they will say to the mountains, "Fall on us!" and to the hills, "Cover us!" For if people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? (Luke 23:28-31)

Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing... (Luke 23:34)

Here truly is an Israelite in whom there is no deceit... I saw you while you were still under the fig-tree before Philip called you... You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig-tree. You will see greater things than that. Very truly I tell you, you will see Heaven open, and the angels of GOD ascending and descending on the Son of Man... (John 1:47-51)

Fill the jars with water... Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet... (John 2:7-8)

Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of GOD unless they are born again... of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit... (John 3:3-6)

The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband... Woman, believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem... (John 4:18-21)

Go, your son will live... (John 4:50)

Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from Heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from Heaven... I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty... For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day... (John 6:32-40)

Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness... (John 8:12)

Neither this man nor his parents sinned but this happened so that the works of GOD might be displayed in him... I am the light of the world... (John 9:3-5)

Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up... Lazarus is dead, and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him... (John 11:14)

Your brother will rise again... I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die... (John 11:23-26)

Take away the stone! Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the glory of GOD? Father, I thank YOU that YOU have heard me. I knew that YOU always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me... Lazarus, come out! Take off the grave clothes and let him go... (John 11:39-44)

What you are about to do, do quickly... (John 13:27)

I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me... (John 14:6)

All this I have spoken while still with you. But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid... (John 14:25-27)

Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for... Mary... Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, "I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my GOD and your GOD... (John 20:15-17)

Peace be with you... As the Father has sent me, I am sending you... Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone's sins, their sins are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven... (John 20:19-23)

Friends, haven't you any fish? Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some... (John 21:5-6)

Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. For John baptised with water, but in a few days you will be baptised with the Holy Spirit... you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the Earth... (Acts 1:4-8)

Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight... (Acts 9:11-12)

Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me... I have appeared to you to appoint you as a servant and as a witness of what you have seen and will see of me. I will rescue you from your own people and from the Gentiles. I am sending you to them to open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to GOD, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me... (Acts 26:14-18)

My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness... (2nd Corinthians 12:9)

I am the Alpha and the Omega, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty... (Revelation 1:8)

Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades... (Revelation 1:17-18

Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this... (Revelation 4:1)

Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, those who practise magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practises falsehood... (Revelation 22:14-15)

Yes, I am coming soon... (Revelation 22:20)

It is GOD who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship HIM. This is a Way that is straight... (KORAN 3:51 [The Family of Imran])

I am indeed a servant of GOD: HE hath given me revelation and made me a Prophet. And HE hath made me blessed wheresoever I be, and hath enjoined on me prayer and zakat as long as I live; (HE hath made me) kind to my mother, and not overbearing or unblest; So peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)... - (Baby JESUS in the Cradle, KORAN 19:30-33 [Mary])

The House of GOD is a silence within the soul... The only things we keep are those we give away...  If one is full of love he can do nothing else than worship GOD; for GOD is love... Are not Samaritans and Greeks and Romans just as much the children of the Holy One as are the Jews? I think the Jews have built a wall about themselves, and they see nothing on the other side of it... (Aquarian Gospel Of JESUS The Christ by Levi H. Dowling)

JESUS MOVIES: 

Civilization (1915);

The King Of Kings (1927); 

Ben Hur (1959);

King of Kings (1961);

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965); 

La Voie Lactée [The Milky Way] (1969);

The Greatest Story Ever Told/ The Divine Mr. J/ The Thorn (1971/ 1974);

Pilate and Others (1972);

Gospel Road: A Story Of JESUS (1973);

JESUS Christ Superstar (1973 Musical); 

GODspell (1973);

The Passion Plot (1976);

JESUS of Nazareth (1977);

The JESUS Film Project (1979); 

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979);

JESUS - The Film (1986);

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988);

JESUS of Montreal (1989);

The Visual Bible: Matthew (1993);

Book of Life (1999);

JESUS (1999);

The Miracle Maker (2000);

The Visual Bible: The Gospel of John (2003);

The Passion Of The Christ (2004); 

Son of Man (2006);

The Nativity Story (2006) is a very formidable Christmas flick;

The Messiah (2007);

Christmas In Kampala (Ugandan film) features many Ugawood legends including Moses Golola as King Herod, my Macos OG Nargiz Shiraz as Mary, Fun Factory's Brown as her sister Nanziri, Keloy Kemigisha as their mother, Salvado as Luuka who was Joseph's workmate at Kojja's carpentry workshop, Cotilda as Luuka's wife plus many other stars. The Three Wisemen who include two Blacks and one White are interviewed by newscaster Josephine Karungi for NTV at 1. Even Rabadaba sings a fresh rendition of his hit "Mukyamu" for the insatiable King Herod who calls himself "The Boss of all bosses". After JESUS is born in Kamwokya within a goat shed shown by Kijana (the street hawker), the main cast meets at the narrator Peter Katonene's mansion as a family, showing how brilliant Barbara Angopa's original film idea was;

The Gospel of Us (2012);

Son Of GOD (2014);

Last Days in the Desert (2015);

Histoire de Judas [Story of Judas] (2015);

Risen (2016);

Ben-Hur (2016 Remake)

The Young Messiah (2016);

Mary Magdalene (2018); etc

THE YESU CORNER (Either you go left or go right! Heaven or Hell?): 'Tis so sweet to trust in JESUS; HE is the Saviour of sinners, Name above all names, Defender when the Devil and demons attack, One Way to Heaven, Healer of the Sick and Broken (with 39 Stripes), True Double Happy-iness, Prophet of prophets, Agofe of agofes, Kabaka of kabakas, Emperor of emperors, Igwe of igwes, Kaiser of kaisers, KING of Kings and LORD of Lords. As a Dreamsurfer, I believe JESUS Christ is the Greatest Prophet of All-Time from Israel to Brazil, Bulgaria to Nigeria...

JESUS MENTIONS IN MOVIES:

Heaven Is For Real (2014 film): JESUS has a horse... Hey (Todd) Burpo! Next time there is a fire, maybe you can tell JESUS that instead of walking on water, HE should pour it on the fire...

Woodlawn (2015 film): Coach... I'd like to have a meeting with your football team... About JESUS Christ.../ One + Way...

All Between Us: I talked to the Lord (JESUS), that's all I did... We got our lil' JESUS thing going on...

Hard Target (1993 film): JESUS Christ, GOD damnit, he could have asked me for help...

The Case for Christ: Mum, who's JESUS?

No Regrets: JESUS Christ, I told her extra ham...

Lost In Translation (2003 film): This is hard, oh JESUS...

Save The Marriage (Lugbara film): He even boxes you? JESUS Christ...

Freaks (2018 film): JESUS, there goes my sellprice...

Fake: JESUS Christ, Daniel...

Fare: Eric, oh JESUS, oh my GOD...

Miracles from Heaven: Is JESUS also with me...

King Richard (2021 film): FATHER GOD JEHOVAH, we thank YOU for this food and the people who have prepared it... Don't let nobody get fat (Hahaha!)... In JESUS name we pray...

Freddy v Jason: JESUS...

What Love Is: JESUS Christ, you two are just disgusting...

8 Mile: JESUS, what happened to you...

Run: Emily, JESUS Christ...

The Punisher (2004 film): Ok! JESUS...

Inferno: Save us, JESUS...

Transporter 3: JESUS! Great...

GOD's Not Dead: Money, this life is temporary. JESUS is eternal...

Hard Rain: Oh yeah, I saw JESUS...

Moms' Night Out: Thank YOU JESUS, thank YOU GOD... JESUS will always be loving you with HIS arms opened wide, just for being you...

Bloodworth (2010 film): JESUS! Nikita and the FBI...

Pastor's Daughters: Blood of JESUS... I don't listen to rap. Do you know JESUS?... Stop all this crying and let's pray:... on behalf of my brother... Father GOD, we are asking... for a real Christmas miracle LORD... One that only YOU can bring GOD... in the name of... YEZUUS Christos...

Jingle All The Way: I'm desperate! JESUS...

Louder Than Words: JESUS...

Gone In 60 Seconds: JESUS C-why-ist...

Opus Of An Angel: Put in a little effort and the LORD does the rest... 

Dreamsurfing

In 1999, my Senior 3A Class Monitor Isaac Semakadde called me to the left front of the classroom and asked me if I could become the SMACK Timekeeper alongside Paulson Tumutegereize in Senior 3C (The Best PLE Student in 1996 while Semaks came 3rd: I also got Aggregate 4 points on 4 subjects like them but was admitted Number 31 out of over a hundred "Bunsen burners" in the Block Owners Class of 1997-2002); I agreed immediately. I observed the 2nd Best PLE yearmate Brian Baingana (Senior 3B) in order to improve my academics and realised that what sets him apart is perhaps reading chapters ahead of the lessons taught in class. That is exactly what I had done in P7 but regressed. To accomplish my prefect work smoothly, I asked GOD to always wake me up at 5am so that I ring the first 5:30am bell. Sometimes, I would wake up at exactly 5 sharp after seeing very vivid dreamvisions including one with a soundtrack; that is when I started recording my dreams on paper. I told Semakadde that I saw him beat the whole country in Senior 4 UCE Exams and almost a decade later when I met him while walking through Makerere University Kampala (MUK) with my Best Friend (named Lili), he reminded me how my dream had come to pass.

I do not claim to be a Prophet nor Dream interpreter because I have got some predictions wrong before like when I would share my dream report on Arsenal's Facebook posts before kickoff and some backfired like someone with spiritual powers would turn things around: one time a squirrel ran on the pitch and after that fracas, the characters I thought would create a win instead caused a goal against Arsenal. I'm just a Dreamsurfer who lets his spirit sail in the ocean of subconscious data during sleep in order to pick guidelines for my days on Earth: I learnt deliberate "Dream Induction (Asking the right questions before dozing off)" in 2018 from Elvis Mbonye's 1st Book entitled "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come". You can try that technique too as you pray before sleep! Let the prophets speak! My 2nd cousin Edwin used to say that as a kid I would predict the winner of UTV Football Made in Germany matches correctly but they were just wild guesses. Meanwhile, Frieda Faith Letacie at UCU labelled me The Mentalist because of my Editorial Cartoons, another OG called me a Shrink (Psychoanalyst) but I believe anyone can receive hidden information. We are all connected to the spiritual realm and can access Akashic Records. Visions of the future travel faster than reality just like light travels faster than sound. I have seen so many prophetic dreamvisions that make me believe in GOD. These include the Arua Hill Stadium & Business Park whose construction started in 2019 but I had seen a completed structure in my 1st Year at UCU Mukono (2003-4): By 2023-4, it will be a headturner. Also as a fresher, one day I dreamt that I would meet a girl named "Jada". In the evening when I went for the Madi and West Nile Fellowship, I met a beautiful darkskinned South Sudanese campuser who gave me a very friendly hug; guessing her name correctly was confirmation of the dream's accuracy. She was studying SWASA but I had never seen her before. I dreamt I would top my Mass Communication class after reading extremely hard day and night in 1st semester and got a supplementary academic bursary for the whole of West Nile Diocese; saw Hon. Moses Ali in a dream before meeting him for my first time at the entrance to LDC - I did not even know whether I would go towards Makerere that day; dreamt of a politician in power threatening his kidnappers in 2013 and during the day heard news about Libyan Prime Minister Ali Zeidan released by some men; dreamt that the Devil was planning an attack in Somalia and Al Jazeera reported that 11 UPDF soldiers had been killed by an Al-Shabaab bomb which was the only Somalia story I heard that day. One morning in Kyebando, I woke up after hearing a familiar voice whisper: Use a condom! I brushed it off because I do not believe in contraceptives (though used to market them in Makindye) but before midday, I was unexpectedly visited by a loveable woman with arguably the thickest or biggest booty I had ever seen outside KLA; she has very sexy legs too and asked me if she could mop the house for me which meant bending over with the rug, so I fought off lust and simply talked to her and served breakfast afterwards to avoid any wahala of adultery or STDs. What if she was a shapeshifter on a mission; was the dream a precaution or trap? I sidestepped Streetlions on Jinja Road near Conrad Plaza after a dream warned me to be brave: JAH guide! Destruction walk(s) with smiling faces, Bugle told us that: Fear no Evil! In 2015, I woke up with a hunch that Arsenal would beat Aston Villa 4-0 in the FA Cup Final; Walcott would score the first goal while Giroud who did not even start would score the fourth (Hoped he was on the bench). I did not see who scored the 2nd nor 3rd goals but if I had betted on that match plus many others, I definitely would have won some perfect Money. The 2015 UEFA Champions League Final would have "Neymar mentioned in every town across the world" and I woke up confident Barcelona would win it; Neymar scored the third goal in a 3-1 triumph. Even if Juventus had netted a 2nd goal, Neymar would still be the hero. Before the 2016 Euro Final in France, I sent a Facebook message to Olivier Giroud requesting him to tell his teammates not to get frustrated: The referee would wrongly call a foul that would result in the winning goal for Portugal. During the match, there was a disputed call that made Paul Pogba slap the ground in anger. The next stop of the game was a goal on the left side of the field just like I saw in my dream. Two years later in Russia though, nobody (not even Luka Modric nor Messi) could stop France from clinching the FIFA World Cup: Pogba vindicatively scored one of the goals in the 4-2 thriller. France also won the UEFA Nations League in 2021 with Benzema who had missed out in Russia 2018. Did you see the blood on Messi's left sock during the 2021 Copa America? I got a dream highlighting rough opponents but good enough he came through the match. On the morning when AIGP Felix Kaweesi was assassinated in 2017, I woke up from a very painful dreamvision in Arua asking, "What was that; could it be Illuminati?" A few minutes later, I saw a photo of his bullet-riddled corpse and froze. In the dream, I was trying to figure out who the Guest of honour at UCU was, but he was dressed in a uniform like a Policeman. I have seen people in my dreams before getting Facebook notifications from them by nightfall or meeting them in reality at most three days later eg my Biggest Crush in West Nile during February 2019; totally unbelievable phenomena. After getting a warning in a 2021 dream that a public bombing was being planned somewhere outside Kampala, I woke up to hear that a bomb blast had happened in Komamboga. I was torn between posting on Facebook or telling Police. Other bombs came later. Four days before US President Joe Biden announced the withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in Twenty21, I saw him talk to me in a dream. I did not know what it meant but wrote it down because I had been dreamsurfing deliberately for certain answers. Although I prefer Trump who I saw in a 2019 dream, I cannot go as far as wearing Let's Go, Brandon! merch. I've seen several dreamvisions about M7 too: All we need is peace and tarmac; complaining about government is ingratitude to GOD for HIS gift to Uganda. Before the 2020 Coronavirus lockdown, I had seen a dream where Kampala streets were totally empty. When the impossible finally happened, it felt like Deja Vu even though I was in Arua. Dreamvision Tourism can be quite refreshing like Google Earth - you find yourself jumping to a downtown China Market or an Abu Dhabi Mosque; prophecy is not only about doom and gloom. There is also Dreamvision Cinema where I see blockbuster content. Sometimes I woke up and correctly guessed the movie NBS Amaso Ku Lutimbe would show: I'd switch on that TV channel at 3pm and get the pleasant shock of my life. Prophecy is not a myth. Personally, I believe the Enchantress in Suicide Squad and the Green Witch in 47 Ronin are the Most Evil film characters (beyond Hansel & Gretel witches) while the merciless Halloween killing monster (Myers) like Jason Krueger is scarier than Kawuula, Dracula and his three brides, IT, Jeepers Creepers, Valak (The Nun), Zombies plus the evil spirits in Ghostbusters or aliens trapped by Men In Black; there is No Country For Old Men. Everytime I see Pinhead from Hellraiser (film series), my skin starts itching; thieves are punished in Hell with pins in every body-cell. Dreams are not hopeless imaginations; even Typhoid nightmares explain something. Malaria meanwhile comes with fuzzy sight but it is still devilish. Life is spiritual; Dreams are a journey into the Spirit World and can be symbolic whereas Visions show you exactly what is going to happen. I do not claim to be holy; only GOD is holy and worthy of worship. I know my sins, that is why I need JESUS like everyone else. On Thursday 30th December 2021, I dreamt about being picked out from an auditorium filled to the ceiling (about three levels) with all the evil people who have ever existed in movies (or reality: Most Evil at the bottom) and flew towards the entrance to view a raised area with steps on the left like Heaven after Hell where I saw Levi Juice packed by clean and diligent women wearing gloves but supervised by one man who just stood and said nothing; a young "GOD's Son" dressed in all-gold with black glowings from his Chinese triangle hat to trousers plus a Security Control Room where you can see everything happening on Earth through video screens like Video Assistant Refereeing (VAR) including dudes throwing a glass jar at night into a certain compound after they are told to get off a white wall fence; it injures the hands of the man who tries to grab it when it lands down. GOD hears every thought too. Psalm 94:9 asks: Does HE who fashioned the ear not hear? Does HE who formed the eye not see? When HE replays secret unspoken thoughts on a black panel with multiple small squares that flicker pink according to the sound frequency of the recording in the right corner, you can actually judge yourself and feel repentant like Morgan Freeman who questioned GOD's logic (after the self-confessed atheist acted film roles portraying the Almighty). The following day which was the last one of the year, I found an unexpected Facebook friend request from Erica Mukisa Belinda Kimani, the former Ugandan witch who served the Devil for 18 years before visiting Heaven after her deliverance. Her story has always fascinated me because I was born in Jinja where it started and believe her no matter how deeply crazy it seems. After all, as a kid I wanted to get magic powers from an island on Lake Victoria beyond Jinja Sailing Club even though I didn't know how devilish it might be (Erica claims to have spent 7 years in Hell somewhere under the Jinja water). Before that, the last time I had seen a more troubling dream about Hell was when I woke up around 2017 to discover a video by a Korean girl who prayed very hard all night in 2009 and was shown by JESUS several visions of eternal torture which she painted with other artists. She warns against watching violent demonic movies that torment the soul, drinking spirits of snakes, smoking tobacco grown in Hell, making pornography, ignoring the Word of GOD, cheating on your spouse, suicide, telling lies, homosexuality, theft, etc. Repent your sins! Connecting my dreamvisions to waking reality has always been something I try to do; they offer some sort of alternative briefing report about what to expect when I awake: GOD is closer to us than the thoughts in our minds. One day I woke up after seeing a "Nissan Skyline" radiator design. I went to town in a taxi but walked back home early via Wampewo Road. When I reached a road that cuts left near some Kololo apartments, I saw a beautiful angelic-white probably brand new sedan rolling towards the avenue. I stood on the sidewalk and let it pass with a smile on my face because I had never seen a car like that before except in my morning dream. When I googled for the latest Nissan Skyline, the resemblance was prophetic. KATONDA munene! 

I spent money recklessly in 2018 and remained with only a 500 UgX coin. A dream told me to tithe it in one of those trademark Church of Uganda bags with a wooden handle at the top and I obeyed which means my wallet became zero on that particular Sunday. By Tuesday, I had received a brown Arua Public School envelope with 500,000 UgX banknotes; GOD does not drink porridge. I cannot disclose all the prophetic dreams I have seen in this millenium but they are very many...

Ayiko mani ci, YESU oji onzi mani [Lugbara Translate: There is happiness for me, JESUS washed my sins]...

YESU Kristo ni Opi!

Glory to GOD!