Edward Aikobua Quotes

GOD is great!

JESUS is the Way.

Dreams are like source code.

The Devil aught to die.

If you have a problem, then just look up to Heaven!

Every gig teaches a lesson.

GOD is bigger than money by far.

Love back those who love you!

I'm 100 percent Lugbara (Half Ayivu, half Maracha).

Jinja is the Source of my life.

Forgive those who hate you or else you will hate them twice.

Arua is sweet like a red-orange mango in May and December.

Depression is not a monster.

I miss my mother - Elizabeth; GOD bless her soul!

Synthetic happiness is limitless.

Arua means "Small prison"; free your imagination from incarceration!

Cynthia Letasi (Xnthi) changed my life. There are two types of women: Pearls you love more than they love you, but diamonds love you more than you love them.

Less pills, more skills!

My dream was to go to Makerere University on Government sponsorship; I fasted, prayed and revised very hard for it in vain. So, when I joined Uganda Christian University, it was: Top your class in 1st Semester and get a bursary or die! I almost died during exams.

Fix one problem, another surfaces; the cycle never ends.

I wasn't born an Arsenal fan (became one at 14 years old), but I might depart from Earth as a Gooner.

Aiko's Lugbara Dictionary is where the Old and New meet.

Mindshifting to GOD is the medicine for depression.

The witchcraft in Mukono scared Christian business-people too.

At the Y-Corner, either you go left or right.

Just draw it!

I grew up in United Gombololas (UG).

Some people think they cannot draw, but when you start sketching and polishing, the unbelief is cast out.

Michael Jordan taught me that it's all about having something in you to finish.

Depression is not a monster, no matter how sensitive your triggers are.

As a kid, I used to pray that I should die before my parents. As I grew up, I prayed to live long, but my mother died at 75 when I was only 39 years old.

Equality is not practical, but equity is natural.

Getting rejected from joining the Technical Drawing (TD) class in S5 made me write the name GOD in a different way: All caps.

Richard of Yumbe gave Stela beautiful pearls.

Girls I have fancied included: Amina (Spire Road, Jinja 1990), Kawino (Loved her like myself), Joy in Walukuba, Mariam Were (Black Beauty), Dorothy Amuron (who made me feel unstoppable in P7), Rita (Kyebando Kisalosalo crush born with HIV plus died from AIDS while pregnant), Rebecca, Lydia Nanyombi Mukasa (Perfect woman sat in front of me in S6), Cynthia (Pioneer Crush in West Nile), Alice Mbayahi, Helen Alupo (First girl I rhetorically asked if she could marry me and she said Yes though gave a very reasonable excuse too), Emily (Saved me from heartwreck at UCU), Vincho Nchogu (2008 Maisha Filmlab), Doreen Nyakato (Mystery), etc.

Unemployment is the political term for laziness.

GOD is bigger than the limits we put HIM in.

My father told me not to cry over spilled milk, but get up, get out and get more.

Humans create AI to help themselves, not to steal jobs.

My childhood aspiration was to become a Footballer, but it collapsed in 1996.

Make machines learn Lugbara!

My Most-Liberating Art Lesson was from Marko Djurdjevic (Marvel Comics Artist): Even straight lines have crooked edges.

I dropped out of the Fine Art class in Senior 5 because of constantly deteriorating grades that fell by an average of 7 percent every year since S1; I worried that I would fail in S6.

As a flexitarian, my favourite food is rice, beans and chapati plus roasted maize.

Artificial Intelligence may seem uncontrollable when autonomous, but the same humans who imagined it can create its counteractive guardrails.

Don't complain when teachers go on strike; instead, go to the library!

Ile a'duni [What do you want]?

GOD knows where we are going to spend eternity; we are just going through the motions.

I told GOD to kill me if I masturbate 100 times; I have to confess HE is very merciful.

Anger management is the best thing I taught myself.

I'm a JESUSfreak!

Rest, then get up to try again!

Worship GOD, not your problems!