Wednesday

YESU (Greatest Prophet Of All-Time)

Even the winds and waves obey HIM...
For me, the undisputed Greatest Prophet of All-Time is JESUS the Anointed One because HE died for the sins of all the other prophets. The 1st Son of Mary could even ask GOD to send 12 legions of angels to protect him if HE wanted; angels attended to HIM after the Devil's temptation in Matthew 4. The man turned water into the sweetest wine, then walked on water like it was dry ground, transfigured, fed 5000 men with a boy's lunch, healed a hunchback, calmed a sea storm with three words (Peace, be still!), told a Samaritan woman she had five husbands yet they had never met before, cast out demons, healed a woman who had bled for 12 years, made lame people walk, healed irreversible leprosy (forget deafness and simple fevers), etc; he is the real prophet doctor! Of course JESUS could foretell the future eg his own crucifixion, the Centurion's servant getting healed from a distance, Lazarus resurrecting after four days, Judas Iscariot betraying HIM plus how Peter would deny or disown HIM three times, not once but thrice before the cock crows. That is just wow! Peter loved JESUS so much that he cut off the ear of Malchus (the High Priest's servant) who tried to arrest his master, but to save himself from accusers in the courtyard, he lied that he never knew JESUS. The Greatest of All-Time (GOAT), our scapegoat from Hell, visualised that denial in advance plus many other things, some of which are not even recorded in the Bible (John 21:25). Prophecy is real; I started recording my dreamvisions in 1999 (after my Classmonitor Isaac Ssemakadde asked me to be the SMACK Timekeeper) and realised that some dreams come true like deja vu (Inspired me to write the 2020 book entitled "Dreamsurfing"); others are just symbolic depending on interpretation for instance the Pharaoh's dream of seven skinny cows swallowing seven fat ones and seven thin ears of corn swallowing up seven healthy ears. Only Joseph, son of Jacob knew what it meant; Joseph was a dream specialist like the Magi astrologers from the East (who did not go back to Herod after being warned in a dream) and Daniel who interpreted King Nebuchadnezzar's dreams. Edmond Oduka (aka The Sharpshooter of Kainos Fellowship) taught me that Daniel started by dreaming before seeing visions while awake. Job 33:14-30 is proof that GOD speaks through dreams or visions of the night when deep sleep falls on people as they slumber in their beds. Not everything I see in my dreams comes to pass; others I pray to subside because they are very bad like bombs, death or snake attacks but dreams reveal so many secrets about the past, present and future. Do not ignore your dreams if you want to be happy on this planet! Anyone can prophesy including Anna and the four daughters of Philip the Evangelist (Acts 21:8, 9). According to 1st Corinthians 12:18-31, GOD has appointed Apostles, Prophets, Teachers, Miracleworkers, Healers, Helps, Administrators, Speakers of tongues plus Interpreters. In 1st Corinthians 14:5-19, Paul wishes that all could prophesy even more than speaking in tongues for the edification of the Church...
JESUS said in Matthew 11:11 and Luke 7:24-28 that John the Baptist is the Greatest Man who ever lived. He baptised with water but JC baptises with the fire of the Holy Spirit. John also confessed in Luke 3:16 and John 1:27 that he is not worthy to untie the sandal strap of HE coming after him, preferred before him, the Lamb of GOD who takes away the sin of the world, the Son of GOD. John's disciples followed JESUS whom they addressed as Rabbi. Whatever we ask in the name of JESUS, HE will do it, that the FATHER may be glorified in the Son (John 14:13)...
Adam was the first prophet, he gave names to all of GOD's creation...
Noah foresaw a great flood and saved so many animals, birds plus his own family which included three daughters-in-law. In the Mel Gibson film about Noah, the first son's wife gave birth to two daughters who became wives for Noah's other two sons; I doubt whether the Bible says they were babies...
Abraham also had his own drama for 175 years, he was not even Jewish but a Chaldean from Ur. He had no child until a very old age and the mother of his first was not his beautiful wife Sarah (later renamed Sarah) but a slave (or maid) from Egypt named Hagar. However, the Sovereign LORD promised Abram that he would be the Father of uncountable offspring (Genesis 15)...
Moses is my favourite Old Testament prophet because he was born in Africa, wrote the first five books of the Hebrew Bible plus brought us the two stone tablets of 10 Commandments (summary of the entire Law of Heaven in GOD's handwriting). He also led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt through the Red Sea. Who else can part water like that Israelite-African? The Prince of Egypt prophesied JESUS in Deuteronomy 18:15-22 and his prophecy is mentioned again in Acts 3:22-23...
Enoch at 365 years old and Elijah went to heaven alive; I wish we could all do that too. Maybe the imminent Rapture is our chance; watch and pray! The stunningly beautiful Crystal Lewis sang, "People get ready, JESUS is coming; soon we'll be going home"...
David wrote the Psalms [Zaburi] while his son Solomon gave us Proverbs, Song of Songs, etc...
Isaiah was quoted by JESUS in the synagogue...
Ezekiel and Daniel saw unspeakable secrets, from the angels with flying wheels to the Prince of Persia and Greece. Jeremiah was chosen by GOD to be a prophet even before he was born...
There are many amazing prophets in the Bible, I wonder why some are called minor. Jonah had a great story, Moby Dick nor Meg cannot top this: Salvation comes from the Lord...
Muhammad was great because he recited the Koran, what a photographic memory he possessed! Muslims believe he was the Last Prophet. Whether led by jinn spirits or Archangel Gabriel, the Holy Book of the Islam he recited contains great gems of faith and even ranks JESUS as lifted up to GOD. You cannot claim to be a Muslim and denounce JESUS. I have read the entire Koran more than once and believe it mentions the Lord's death (not just appearing to die) in over two verses; I try not to revise hadiths and other writings that create denominations. Koranic Islam as a united religion of peace is admirable: Without stress, their women avoid dressing like Jezebel, the Whore of Babylon, 304s, sluts and prostitutes or maybe Lot's wife too easily. Why expose your bodily assets for every man to see and lust after? We all have private parts; cover yours! 10 percent zakat (charity) is a pillar of faith like Malachi's tithe and every believer bows down daily during five times of Swalat as it happens in Heaven. Only GOD sits on a throne, the rest of us bow down and not even before a statue made from wood nor cement like Catholics genuflect after removing the 2nd commandment from their Bible. Hindus and Buddhists also bow before statues which neither see, hear, talk nor walk. Pray to the living GOD only...
Edgar Cayce diagnosed diseases and provided remedies simply by going into some type of trance. He even prophesied his own death plus saw the mysterious island of Atlantis. The American was called the "Sleeping Prophet" and he saw many extra things about JESUS that are not included in the Bible but can be confirmed in the Akashic Records, forbidden texts plus other writings. What exactly was JESUS doing between 12 and 30 years of age? Edgar revealed that the Best Knowledge on Earth is knowing that JESUS was crucified for us...
In the 90s while still in Jinja, I heard about 16th century French astrologer Nostradamus and his Centuries prophecy that the great USA would be attacked on the East coast. When 9/11 happened in 2001, I got to hear more about that prophecy. Out of nowhere, Baba (Grandmother) Vanga also came into the picture; she was referred to as the Nostradamus of the Balkans. She prophesied way deep into the future; I haven't seen anyone else do what she did moreover while blind. Using crystals to see the future is considered unbiblical but Church Saint Petka was built in memory of the Bulgarian mystic and herbalist...
Zoe Fellowship remnants eg Simon Ssenyonga equate Elvis Mbonye to the Messiah but he has some fails and is only human. In fact, his critics accuse him of predicting obvious trends like Oscars and political developments. However, the mystic still has his superaccurate hits in picking people's personal revelations from the spirit realm and also claims that "there is not any prophet, psychic or whatever you might call them who has stood day in and day out" to do what he does. Whether witchcraft, necromancy or not, only GOD can judge someone who claims to be a prophet. What if GOD actually sent Mr. Future like he claims HE did and also visits Heaven anytime he wants? Faiza Salima (Urban TV's eNews presenter) once retorted, "Prophet Mbonye always has some interesting prophecies but for some reason he feels the need to justify. Like dude, if you got something wrong, it's okay, hee hee, you're human as well..." Mbonye is definitely one of Uganda's Hugest Prophets of All-Time. "No Rich Dad, Poor Dad; you only have one Rich DAD!" Why suffer on Earth yet JESUS paid the price at Calvary? Mbonye's first book taught me "Dream Induction". Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of Prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10)... 
Pastor/ Prophet Samuel Kakande (Synagogue Church of All Nations Uganda) who probably had connections with Temitope Babatunde (T. B.) Joshua (Nigeria, who departed in 2021) prophesied a lot of secrets in people's lives. He always told attendees of his Mulago (Kampala) church who listed their problems on manila charts to repent and ask JESUS to forgive them. He is accused (by former colleague Pastor Solomon Male) of using witchcraft to perform miracles and has his own TV station like TBJ's Emmanuel TV. Who buys a kilo of rice at 50,000 UgX? Eh! Reminds me of the harvest auctions that would take place at the end of some Church of Uganda (CoU) Sunday services: clergy selling off people's agricultural tithes for cashmoney almost like turning the house of GOD into a den of thieves. Only GOD can judge the sellers though..
William M. Branham had healing power...
Pastor Robert Kayanja of Miracle Centre Rubaga became famous because of his healing ministry and American accent. I was always skeptical about him since my childhood in Jinja; the first time I attended a Friday overnight at his church, I started growing apart with the campus crush I wanted to marry and ended up praying to the Devil who I later met on Buganda Road after campus (LORD, forgive me)... Nevertheless in 2006, Kayanja predicted that one of the five Ugandan presidential candidates would die plus mentioned their exact percentage results: Miria Obote only dropped out but did not die and her percentage was added to the eventual winner Museveni. That was quite powerful...
Pastor Benny Hinn reminds you that: This is your day...
Padre Pio was a stigmatic Catholic saint though some said he faked his wounds using acid...
Emanuel Swedenborg wrote extensively about his visions of Heaven and Hell...
Sadhu Sundar Singh from India wanted to commit suicide unless GOD showed himself to him. As a Sikh, he burnt the Bible page by page while his friends watched after his mother died. He travelled the world spreading the message of JESUS though his Sikh family disowned him...
Ellen G. White was one of the founders of the Seventh Day Adventist Church. Judaisers or Jews honour Saturday as the Sabbath and the Bible clearly states that fact but I wonder what kind of deception we are in to call Sunday the Sabbath. Did GOD change the Sabbath? Meeting to pray and collect tithes on Sunday mornings is fine (1st day of the week like Acts 20:7), but Sabbath Day is Sato, Saraday now...
Drucilla Mildred is a new breed of Ugandan prophetesses; she was certified by Mbonye...
Jennifer Eivaz, who calls herself "The Praying Prophet" transfigured...
Alph Lukau is arguably the Richest Prophet in Africa (Forbes 2022). Based in Sandton, South Africa, he was accused of faking the resurrection of a man in a coffin...
Kim Clement (the Singing Prophet) moved from South Africa to the USA; he reminds me of The Highlander, a film about an immortal Scottish swordsman...
The spirit searches all things, even the deep things of GOD... No one knows the thoughts of GOD except the Spirit of GOD (1st Corinthians 2:10-16). A prophet is a human mouthpiece or messenger sent by GOD with HIS Word, but whoever waves a Bible and makes a correct prediction using available data to project how a scheduled event will turn out might call himself/ herself a prophet to fleece believers. It's really funny how so called prophets only reply your messages when you talk about money; some even call back if you talk about banking a cheque, hahaha! Only GOD can judge them. Meanwhile, some use witchcraft to perform satanic miracles in order to gain more followers; Makhado Sinthumule Ramabulana (Church Mafia) warned us about them. Others are mediums like the witch of Endor in 1st Samuel 28 or fortunetellers like the slave-girl with a spirit of divination that Paul exorcised in Acts 16:16-18... Marilyn Manson (band musician originally known as Brian Warner) grew up as an Episcopalian Catholic and the drama teacher even chose him to portray JESUS in a school play during 4th Grade, but then started resenting Christian school plus JESUS because of everything he went through and the hypocrites he met throughout his life. In one of his jams (The Fight Song), the "Prophet of Lucifer (my own assessment though he says he is not a Spokesperson for Satanism)" proclaims: I'm not a slave to a GOD who doesn't exist! To him, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell is "to go through all the way, to the very bottom". Just because we cannot see GOD doesn't mean HE is a myth; if the Devil (as a serpent) tempts, therefore GOD exists (through the Holy Spirit) to restrain. Manson wrote, "The Devil doesn't exist... Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your good and evil. Christianity's war against the Devil has always been a fight against man's most natural instincts - for sex, violence, self-gratification and a denial of man's membership in the animal kingdom... I believe the Bible; I just have my own interpretation... GOD, however irrelevant HE may be to me, works in mysterious ways... Dreams are the closest equivalent present-day mankind has to Time Travel. I believe you can visit your past, present and future in dreams... I dreamt I was the Antichrist, and I believe it..." His dreams inspired some of his Art and he was made a Reverend in the Church of Satan by Anton Szandor LaVey, but I pray MM becomes a Bornagain Christian one day, by GOD's Grace...
Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet's reward (Matthew 10:41). JESUS warned that in the last days, there will be many false prophets. Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? (Acts 1:13-17) Were you baptised in the name of Mbonye, Kakande, Oyakhilome, Bushiri, Owuor or Lukau? Worship GOD; trust JESUS!

William Ssozi Quotes
I'm not here to say what you want to hear; am here to say what the LORD wants you to hear...
When I was coming from the Hill of Prayer, the LORD ministered to me: Tell them, I will never leave nor forsake them...
Wisdom is understanding GOD... It's reading about how Noah built the Ark out of nothing and understanding that GOD can also build a mighty Ark for you... Actualising the theories...
The Scriptures are powerful...
Not everybody is going to understand you... Be mysterious... Routine has the Devil's hand in it...
So many people have been affected by water spirits for years... GOD took me in a vision to Lagos, Nigeria... There is a hierarchy in the spirits of water, from top to bottom... The leader (in form of a woman named Yemoja) has its helpers... GOD took me where she resides and I saw a lot of things: She has the ability to manipulate the brain. Seduction (lustful ways) is how she operates... She uses spiritual husbands and wives... Calls herself the Queen of the fish... Knows about us...
Water spirits are so possessive... What they want is for you to worship them... As long as somebody kneels near a waterbody and says Yemoja's name six times, she will listen and work straight away... The spirits of water have priests and prophets... This demon told me she has many people (called agents) who work for her... These people target the most vulnerable... There are faces I saw that are well known around the world and here in our society... So many people have missions you may not know... I will probably expose some people at a time that is to come...
My identity in the spiritual realm is through my right hand (of light); I do not have to explain to you that am a prophet...
I'm of GOD...
If water can refresh you and bring life, that means anything that refreshes you and brings life can be water. The Word of GOD can be water to your soul...
Your dreams are controlled by what you feed your spirit with...
Water is a spirit... In Genesis, the Spirit of GOD was hovering over the waters, not in...
I drove to a beach in Entebbe at around 9PM and the LORD told me to put my ear by the water. You know what I heard? I heard so many voices, hearing what the water has to say. Then the LORD took me from that (heavily demonic) point to another part that was silent; quiet... Sometimes, people pick up water spirits innocently through even distilled water... The LORD's protection is key...
The Blessing of GOD brings no sorrow...
Receive Blessings in the name of JESUS...
Somebody say: I'm rich in Christ! JESUS is doing it for me...
Soon and very soon, we are going to see the King, hallelujah... No more suffering...
Accessing Hidden Treasures: If my life is a miracle and GOD is using me, why shouldn't your life be a miracle in the name of JESUS? Somebody say: Poverty... Disease... Lack of money is not my portion... The LORD reveals prophecy for just one reason: To redeem... (save)... GOD is trying to show HIS power... Surely the LORD does nothing without revealing secrets to HIS servants... Not knowing what to do itself is self-destruction... There are people who live their entire lives from beginning to end, utilising just a quarter of their full potential. They forget that the blueprint is with The Creator, not with any creature...  Unfortunately your path was supposed to be left, one way or another, you went 100 miles right and then you realise you have to come back first 100 miles to the junction, then finally you get to where you are supposed to go... There is a specific plan that GOD has for your life... The reason we come together every week to fellowship is for you to get aligned to that plan... The Bible says: Seek first MY Kingdom... Every time we come here, there's something new we discover about ourselves... There is a mystery about the Will of GOD in our lives. For you to understand it, you've got to seek it. Let me tell you one thing: GOD hides precious things (of high value)... like minerals deep down under the Earth... The difference between somebody who gets a breakthrough and the one who doesn't is persistence... Spiritually, it is translated into Faith (Clinging on)... For sure, it has to happen... A sign leads to a miracle and the miracle progresses to a wonder because you cannot wonder from something you have not seen...
NTV Uganda GXP: There is accuracy and there is truth; the Truth lies in Christ... Anyone can prophesy... I began prophesying to children at school (P6); I would see things and prophesy: You are going to get good marks, you're gonna fail if we don't pray. Slowly by slowly, I received numerous visions and convictions until eventually one day it mounted up to a full revelation where I was driving here on the Expressway in Kampala; it wasn't a dream, it was real. I was going and then the car got lifted up in midair and then I found myself in a place full of light and abundance. I was then told that: This is Heaven! My father (who was a pastor) in an angelic form... took me to JESUS... I was told to kneel down just before Christ and my head was opened... HE told me: I've given you the brain of a prophet. HE sealed it back. Within an instant, I was dropped back onto Earth... It was around 3 in the afternoon; by the time I came back, it was like 7 (I'd gone away for 4 hours)... Before I knew I was a prophet, everything I said would come to pass...
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TEAM NATURAL HAIR AND COVER CULTURE (Transcribed from a Video)
"Now, quickly we'll be showing picture very fast, for you to know: If you're in that kind of church, that kind of denomination, GOD did not send you there for mission work or whatever, you are just there as a member, but you ah sey: Eh, it's my former church; and this kind of practice is happening, this kind of dressing is happening, I want to tell you that: When GOD came down on Sodom and Gomorrah, there were some people there who were not homosexual, but when GOD came there, all of them were destroyed. You, you are in that demonic church, practical nakedness and you're saying you're a member; you're in a church where they are not preaching the true Word of GOD, you're just there. You say: I'm a missionary, how many years now? You have not brought any person out of that church, am telling you, if destruction come, you are part of them. Flee! Flee from them! You will see some of this naked dressing. Some pastors, you are here and maybe you're an invitee, your church, your members are dressing like this, I want to tell you: The Holy Spirit is not there because it is a naked church. Quickly, be showing the picture because there is no time... All this dressing is not pleasing GOD. We are saying: People, our own is too much, yes. The one doing extra oil, you can see a choir, you can see how they are singing song(s) in the church... You see how they dress to church, you don't correct them, you leave them; these are the youths in the church, same way they used to go to nightclub, this is the same way they are going to church. You see how they dress: Open back, short skirt, and they go to church like this... Now this is the fashion wedding dress: All the breast is out, and some of you, your children dress like this, and pastor you pray for them, with their breast out. Women, don't wear trousers! You can see all the figure of this woman. Split skirt, it's against GOD's Word because it is a demonic dressing. It is a dressing that will make somebody to lust after you. Don't put a slit on your skirt! Open back, women wearing trousers, all these things is satanic... demonic. It's not of GOD. This attachment on the hair, GOD do not want it. Anybody that's putting attachment like this on your hair. You can see.. earring allover, weave-on, false nails, eyelash, all these things, tattoo... You can see how a parent is wickeding this girl, two children put plenty hair on their head; these are all demonities. Someone barbing, drawing on her head... We just want to tell you that: The world is out of style. See how a girl in her right senses is dressing (in torn trousers); see this kind of boy (with trousers pulled down and boxers showing). This is how they dress to go to church... A man ha(s) turned himself into a woman: he said he wants to become a woman. See... Those that are bleaching, you are not any different from roasted plantain [Uproar from congregation]. See the nails, the new fashion! They don't cut it; now you look like lion and this is how GOD sees you, like the Devil... Is this fashion? And pastors, you call yourself pastor and this is how your church member they dress, and you want to tell GOD that I was working for you! How many will follow you to Heaven? See, all kind of hair now: Purple, red, green, blue. A Black woman with colour red hair. See the face, painting the face like Jezebel (2nd Kings 9:30), mix up colours, all kind of colour. You see the demon standing behind the property. Women, don't wear all these leggings that will expose yourself! All these high heels. You see a girl wearing skirt very fine... Trousers is not for women; you can see how all her private part is showing; GOD hates this thing. Maybe she's going to church, nobody is correcting her because she's going to church to look for a husband now. See trousers, when you pass, a man lust after you. See, short skirt, some of you wear short skirt, tight-fitting dressing, you pull a man, the man will not get control. Breast is out, you're greeting. Even some holiness member now, you're greeting and your breast is out, what are you doing this kind of dressing for, why are they seeing your breast? You're playing with GOD. This one is reading Bible and smoking cigarette. Dat's why the wrath of GOD is coming on these wicked people. Now the men also say, since we don't want to leave their trouser, they are wearing skirt... This is the new fashion for 2018; this is how they'll start dressing now... Madness allover the world, a man saying he don't want to be a man, he wants to be a woman. See how they've changed his figure... Even African people, they are becoming homosexual... These are satanic practices... Some of these are church members... This fine, handsome man that GOD created, he said he wants to look like (a) dog. Now they are doing the operation. Soon, you will see how his face is now. They are fixing dogface on him... [Church uproar]. JESUS is coming... GOD is angry, you're bleaching. There is no difference with a madman. See this one going to church holding Bible, the trousers is down. Abortion (Killing innocent children)... Smoking is sin. Praying to an image, even that Mary is hearing him... Mary do(es)n't know what is happening... See all the practice in Catholic, worshipping skull, their saints... or whatever; all these satanic practices. They don't believe smoking is a sin, so they smoke every kind of thing. Kissing the Pope's ring; what is in that ring that people bow down and kiss? Quickly go to our GODly dressing now, our sisters that have changed! You, you have changed. You know how you used to live, but now, you see the goodness of what GOD has done in your life by coming into contact with this movement that has opened your eyes, turning you from darkness to light. This is the good thing that JESUS is doing through this ministry (Holiness Revival Movement Worldwide). People are changing... This one is staying in America, you see how she was looking before, but she has changed now... We were surprised to see Indian people too, looking like us: No earring, their long hair, they cover their head. You can see daddy is praying for this Indian woman and her son; they are trying. I was surprised when she said she heard daddy preaching and she changed. We are putting this together for you to know that you are not the only one. There are people that are richer, you can see this one, before and now they have changed... Some of them are abroad... This sister is from Ghana, she was in Korea dancing naked; she's in the hall here, maybe she'll testify. She was a wild dancer, naked dressing, but she has changed. See this one, she was a pastor's wife, see how she was dressing before... Turning them from darkness to light, that's why the Devil hates us, so don't listen to those that are persecuting us; we are doing a great work for JESUS..." - LINDAH NGAUJAH (Sierra Leone) who saw her biological parents, grandmother and Whitney Houston in Hell


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Monday

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"By the grace of GOD, I will serve the LORD... When I invoke the name of JESUS, every demon has to flee..." - CARMAN (This song made me accept JESUS into my heart; knew about HIM as a Man crucified by Romans but only until Ascension after Resurrection and had to learn more about Apostle Paul's Gospel plus rearrange my mind)

"HE gives beauty for ashes, strength for fear, gladness for mourning, peace for despair..." - CRYSTAL LEWIS

"Holy, holy... There is none like YOU... Hallowed be YOUR name..." - RON KENOLY

"Lift me up, when am falling... I need YOU to hold me, and keep me from drowning again..." - JARS OF CLAY

"GOD painted better than Michaelangelo... Pablo Picasso... everyone..." - THREE CROSSES

"GOD of wonders beyond our Galaxy, YOU are holy, holy... Hallelujah to the LORD of Heaven and Earth..." - THIRD DAY

"It is YOU, we adore... Praises are for only YOU..." - NEWSBOYS

"I can still see the LIGHT at the end of the tunnel shine, through the dark times..." - P.O.D. (Payable On Death)

"Worthy is YOUR Name, JESUS! YOU deserve the praise... Be exalted now in the heavens, as YOUR glory fills this place... YOU're the Name above all names..." - ELEVATION WORSHIP

"Now forgiven, we're at peace with GOD... Glorious, YOU're able to save us, oh, oh oh oh... None compares to YOU..." - THE COLLECTIVE UG

"JESUS love is, all over me..." - BENJAMIN GATE

"(I)tis so sweet to trust in JESUS..." - LOUISE M. R. STEAD/ JIMMY SWAGGART/ DON MOEN/ ALAN JACKSON/ CADET SISTERS, etc

"Panadolu mivuri a'di-i ya? (YESU-i ya) [Lugbara Translate: Who is your Panadol? (It's JESUS)]..." - GOSPEL ARMOUR

"YESU ni mi omve [JESUS is calling you]..." - J. LIVES

"Save my soul, Lord! Mponye ebizibu by'ensi [Translated from Luganda: So that I survive the difficulties of life].../ LORD, pliz don't stop... Str8 2 de Church... I've neva seen anotha GOD lyk YOU. Coz ooooh! YO love iz so true! And no matter wat pain mi going thru, I can count on U... I'm blessed, heh..." - KATALINA MEZU

"Ayina ekitibwa, oyo YESU, mu ensi eno... Oyo asonyiwa abononyi [HE has honour, HIM JESUS, in this world... HE forgives sinners].../ Oyo YESU yanyamba... Nansumulula [That JESUS helped me... HE unlocked me]..." - FIONA MUKASA

"Ebindemye, YESU agolola [Translated from Luganda: Things I cannot do, JESUS irons out]... JESUS, Breath of Life..." - ZABULI ("Mwana Wamulodi")

"Number One.../ YESU, beera nange; YESU, tondekangawo [JESUS, stay with me; JESUS, don't leave me]..." - JUDITH BABIRYE

"Gwe KATONDA, manyi ne obuyinza... magezi ne obulamu [YOU are GOD, power and authority... wisdom and life]..." - PALLASO

"Abenzi, mujje mu Churchi... Nebolaba bajja mu Churchi, baali nga gwe, YESU yabanaza [Adulterors, come to Church... Even those you see coming to Church, they were like you, JESUS washed them]... YOU took my sins away; YOU washed me with YOUR blood..." - PASTOR WILSON BUGEMBE

"YOU are Jireh, YOU are enough... And I will be content in every circumstance... Thank YOU, JESUS..." - JUSTIN BIEBER & CHANDLER MOORE (at Churchome)

"JESUS is for everybody..." - DA TRUTH

"When HE says that HE loves me, I feel it... I'm positive..." - ERICA CAMPBELL

"Voices in my head be telling me to come to Church; saying the LORD is the only Way to stop the hurt..." - R. KELLY ("I Wish")

"What can wash away my sins? Nothing but the blood of JESUS..." - DEITRICK HADDON

"I don't really care if they label me a JESUSfreak; there is no disguising the truth..." - DC TALK

"There is no mountain YOU cannot move... YOU are mighty-o, GOD of the Universe.../ JESUS, is at the door..." - NATHANIEL BASSEY

"There is something about YOU, JESUS, that we find in no other place... We proclaim YOU are LORD of lords..." - IRENE NTALE
 
"There is power in the name of JESUS, to break every chain..." - JESUS CULTURE 

"Dream after dream, YOU are, speaking to me... Here at YOUR feet, I can, see the Unseen... I run to the throneroom. And I fall on my face with angels and saints and all I can say is: Holy, holy, holy are YOU, GOD.../ JESUS, I love YOU..." - KIM WALKER-SMITH

"Even when the fight is lost, I'll praise YOU. Even when it hurts like Hell, I'll praise YOU. Even when it makes no sense to sing, louder then I'll sing YOUR praise... And I will sing until the miracle comes, yeah, eh eh, eh eh..." - TAYA SMITH

"Oneway, JESUS; YOU're the only one that I should live for. YOU are the Way, the Truth and the Life..." - HILLSONG CHURCH
 
"JESUS is the answer for the world today, above HIM there's no other; JESUS is the Way..." - ANDRAE CROUCH

"There is nothing YOU cannot do; JEHOVAH overdo. So now come everybody, thank JESUS for me..." - CHIDINMA EKILE

"GOD showed me the Way, now the Devil can't break me down.../ JESUS is KING... Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess..." - KANYE WEST

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A Ray of Sunshine: Dance and sing with all your heart and might to honour the LORD. Play harps, lyres, drums, rattles and cymbals; Worship GOD!

[EDITOR: There are basically two types of songs: Prosperity music v WORSHIP. Television channels with so much more spiritual music include Lighthouse TV, TBN, JESUS Christ TV, Top TV, Channel 44, Iqra, Islam Channel, Joy TV, Salt TV, Faith, Trace Gospel, etc]


Saturday

YESU Magazine: Suicide Notes UG

JESUS was betrayed for 30 silver coins by a disciple who later hanged himself... 
You cannot get everything you want, but Double Happy-iness is wanting everything you get (which is Contentment). At the Y-Corner (Junction), either you go left or go right! Every pain has its healing remedy, no problem lasts forever and ever. This post is dedicated to everyone going through very tough and anxious times (including those who never asked me for help to deal with their mental health problems). It's about cultivating mental numbness in this cold world; some things won't go your way but wait for those that do, even if just 55 percent. The Earth is big enough for all of us to share to our fill. Life is hard, but GOD is harder. Everybody has problems; sidestepping them mentally is your own personal choice.


According to World Health Organisation (WHO), 10 out of 100 Ugandans commits suicide every year. That is quite high though I do not trust some surveys. For every death, there are more than 20 failed attempts. Globally, suicide is the 2nd Leading Cause of death among young people after Diseases; data translates into 1 death every 40 seconds. There have been very many suicides reported in the media since I was born but the one that hit me hardest was Chester Bennington (Linkin Park lead singer) in 2017; he was like a posterman for the fight against pain during my A-Level (2001-2) and Campus (2003-6). Another was a 30 year old hardcore Lionel Messi fan in Kerala, India who couldn't carry on with life after watching the GOAT lose 3-0 to eventual runner-up Croatia in Game 2 during the FIFA World Cup Russia 2018 that followed a shocking 1-1 draw with Iceland and put Argentina on the brink of a very early exit. His suicide note read, "I have nothing left to see, am going deep into deaths." Dinu Alex could have stayed to witness the splendour in the 3rd game against Nigeria (Yes it is!) plus Copa America and the record-extending 7th Ballon d'Or in 2021; Messi's 4-0 exit during the 2019 UEFA Champions League 2nd leg semifinals against later winners Liverpool after a 3-0 Camp Nou victory almost broke my heart but I accepted the demise that brought him tears; at least he got the Goal of the Season Award plus 6th BDO then. Messi always performs wonders after a World Cup year ever since I started following him feverishly in 2009. On the calendar, 10th September is World Suicide Prevention Day (WSPD) though the entire fortnight is significant for coping while 10th October is World Mental Health Day.

Tears wash away the pain in the heart; meanwhile cheers plus rain wash away the tears. Suicide is a ticket to the Suicide Valley in Hell where the punishment is eternal suicide; you keep killing yourself. Even though I don't know where GOD sent them in the afterlife, Samson (The Strongest Man of All-Time), King Saul (Chosen by GOD) and Judas Iscariot (Disciple of JESUS who was HIS accountant) committed some form of suicide in the Hebrew Bible, but it is not a virtue. Saul's armour-bearer fell upon his own sword after seeing his master had killed himself in 1st Samuel 31:4-5, Ahithophel hanged himself in 2nd Samuel 17:23 because his counsel was not followed while Zimri burnt the king's house over himself and died after the city was taken in 1st Kings 16:18. Job went through pain and suffering but did not follow his wife's advice of cursing GOD in order to die. His problems were caused by the Devil who wanted to test Job's faith but failed. Your problems are your wooden cross, carry it until Resurrection!

DANGER TALK (Armageddon of the Brain): Suicide is a song whispered by the Angel of Death; either you sing along or worship GOD instead, LORD have mercy!

The very first suicide I can remember quite well was an Itesot smoker and drunkard on Spire Road (in Jinja during the early 90s) named Ochorodo; he locks up his room and poisons himself. A back window has to be broken to reach his corpse at dusk. He would send me to buy for him cigarettes but I would refuse because I wanted him to stop smoking; my first Kampala friend's father in Bukoto smoked daily and died of lung cancer. His uncle also smoked and would throw blunts in the compound which we picked to resmoke. I found cigarettes quite sour...

A lovey-dovey rastaman drowns himself at the Source of the Nile where (like Aquaman) he used to rescue people who had fallen in the water after his girlfriend elopes with a Whiteman. I used to watch them walking together on Jinja streets; they looked very complementary like Bob Marley and Lauryn Hill (Turn your lights down low)! The dreadlocked guy usually held a guitar and the chick wore sexy designer fashions. I wished them happiness together but things fell apart. Some rumours said he went back to where he came from in the water. This story is similar to the song "Nyambura" by Radio & Weasel...

A Kyebando Kisalosalo neighbour's wife drowns herself in a Green Valley Kamwokya river; corpse discovered early morning...

A Kyebando guest house proprietor kills himself...

Politician's son shoots himself with his father's pistol...

Boy jumps from the top of Mabirizi Plaza to the Umeme Railings on Kampala Road. He wrote that his decision was because his family did not pay attention to him...

Kisalosalo girl kills herself after breaking up with her boyfriend, the news appeared in The New Vision on 1st April with her photo. Who cracks Fool's Day jokes about suicide? It must have happened...

2006: Asha Chekwel hangs herself in a Mariny Parish (Kasere Subcounty, Kapchorwa) church after her in-laws block her from meeting her love Alex Chemwonges...

2012: Liz Waluga, a 2nd Year student of Social Work and Social Administration at Uganda Christian University - Mbale Campus pours paraffin on herself and burns to death after a disagreement with her boyfriend Musa from Islamic University In Uganda (IUIU) who wanted a relationship break in order to concentrate on studies...

2014: One of my Nicest Friends and Hostelmates at Macos named Philip hangs himself in his muzigo rental because of accumulated debts. The story is broadcast on Bukedde TV's Agataliiko Nfuufu news bulletin...

Annet Ashaba, 26, from Ssembabule District, jumps from the 14th floor at Workers House (October 2014) after finding out that a relative had fleeced her of money she sent from Dubai where she had been doing kyeyo...

George William Obina, the 58 year old Chairperson of Koch Goma Subcounty Land Committee hangs himself. The preceding year, elders performed a ceremony to exorcise evil spirits after six people (including four women) committed suicide in one week. In a suicide note found on his body, Obina complains of an unhappy marriage...

Deus Kabisire, 25, jumps off the last floor of Mabirizi Complex. He leaves behind a note showing that he was in love with a woman who was not interested in him even after spending money on her (December 2014)...

2015: Bodaman from Mbarara but working in Kasese hangs himself on an avocado tree after betting 500,000 UgX (171 US Dollars) that Arsenal would beat Monaco at the Emirates Stadium following a 1-0 win in France; I watched that entire UEFA Champions League knockout game and knew Deus Ruhinda's pain. I've never really felt suicidal after Arsenal losses even though in 2009 I felt my heart melt to liquid during a different 1-3 UCL home loss but that was the reason I became a Lionel Messi diehard and what a glorious ride it became; simply Messi-merising! Football taught me that even if you train very well, prepare extremely good tactics or have a lot of talent, you can still lose by even just one goal in the last minute. I have followed football since the late 80s and the only match that brought tears to my eyes was when Leeds United beat Arsenal 1-0 at Elland Road in Y2K with a goal from Olivier Dacourt because it brought back memories of the failed title defence the preceding season at the same venue. I was 14 years old when tears formed; every Arsenal victory over the Whites after that match has always been sweet...

2016: My beloved cousin hangs himself in Mvara (Arua); he wanted to go for further studies and was not satisfied with his income flow. A Mukiga friend of mine attending a wedding in Arua as the Best Man on the burial day joked that I would commit suicide next simply because he heard that I used to flirt with one of his tribemates whose family he knew about. I could not join him for his friend's happy day, neither did I celebrate when Uganda qualified for AFCON 2017 after 39 years of failure because I was mourning my cousin. There was a wooden video shack near his bereaved father's home and when Farouk Miya scored the all important goal, I heard the jubilation but didn't celebrate. Depression is a choice; that is why I avoid suicidal thoughts through Mindshifting (Full control of my own Omi [Mind]). Some of the Suicide Notes people write as reasons for ending their lives can be sorted out with Time and utilising your 3rd Eye just above and between your two outside eyes (where your mind, body and soul meet to jump waking reality plus find unlimited but hidden inner wisdom). All of us go through Pain (Abuse, Curses, Difficulties, Disappointments, Failure, Frustration, Grief, Insults, Intimidation, Losses, Love-gone bad, Misfortune, Mistakes, Poverty, Rejection, Shame, Sickness, Stress, Struggles, etc); some people just absorb the shocks, cope and move on faster. Others cling to their pain instead of renewing their minds. After discovering in 2001 that the first girl I ever loved like myself had been dead for some time, I searched for another who used to care about me until the lady told me I will be perfect without her (as my wife). She used to be so kind to me that it felt like she had three hearts. That was the 2nd wallcrack in my heart; her J. Lo-licious half-sister consoled me but she also had other dudes on her case. So I chased after a new babe for 16 months on campus until growing apart brought me some type of heartwreck (I probably died in 2005 like The Wolverine from a heart-weakening problem) which I mended by befriending the supercalm Mukiga in question plus re-adoring a preteen I fancied since A-Level holidays. It's all about mental jumps. I cannot kill myself just because one skirt rejected me; there are billions and billions of others on the entire Debit Earth. Women lie, men lie; but keep smiling! Narcotic drugs (like the Devil's purple pellets) nor marijuana smoking (maybe marijuana tea) nor alcoholism are not even solutions, dust yourself up and try again! If you have a problem, then just look up (oneway) to Heaven. Betty Mpologoma advises: Londa e namba yo [Pick your number]...

2018: A South Sudanese-Kakwa namesake (Edward John Lukudu) doing IT at Bugema University (Arua) hangs himself on Tuesday 17th April at 4pm with an electric cable thrown up the timber of his hostelroom's roof after his laptop and bag are stolen. It could have been me the following Wednesday morning when I discovered this suicide after a dreamvision; two days later my Favourite Football Manager Arsene Wenger announced his decision to leave the Emirates at the end of the season. It felt like suicide forced by his haters (plastic fans); wish the Invincible One returns to Ashburton Grove in any other capacity...

Boy hangs himself on a football goalpost after getting a loan of 2 Million UgX to bail out the girl he loves only for her to reject him...

A neighbour's brother in Anyafio (Arua) hangs himself on a mango tree; a week later his daughter also tries to hang herself saying a voice told her to do it...

2019: Reagan Opito, a Senior 3 student of Aboke High School in Kole District locks up and hangs himself in a hut after allegedly being "disappointed in love". His suicide note indicates that his "long time girlfriend" who was in Senior 2 in the same school terminated their two-year relationship. It was through telephone that she said she would not marry him; he had contributed to her tuition...

Doctor commits suicide after being exposed in a BBC Africa Eye documentary in conjunction with Uganda's NBS TV about "Stealing From The Sick"...

Vin Karungi, 18, drinks poison in Ntoroko District after being beaten by her cattle-keeping father who had confiscated her recently-acquired smartphone...

Teenager hangs herself in Hoima after harsh comments from parents and neighbours for performing poorly during the 2020 PLE exams. Daphine Nakimuli obtained 28 aggregates in the four subjects. Personally, I got 4 on 4 in 1996 PLE but never despised anybody who got 36 aggregates (worst possibility) because school does not end in P7. In her suicide note, she described how she was feeling unloved, describing how her parents and siblings scolded her over her PLE performance; she took her own life to get rid of that. She mentioned several people whom she described as her enemies including Mrs. Jesca. She advised her fellow children and relatives never to commit suicide and encouraged them to live happily. The school headteacher at Bwikya PS Mr. Francis Bagonza described her as a quiet, well disciplined pupil (July 2021)...

2022: Emmanuel Okello, 18, a Senior 4 student of Makerere College School hangs himself in the compound after locking his father Moses Opio inside the house on 10th January while his siblings are taken to school. The deceased had expressed his disinterest in returning to Macos. His father had even got him a position at St. Kizito SS Namugongo, but he wasn't happy about the choice. I studied at Macos (My 2nd Choice after Ordinary Level at SMACK) and despite being rebuked by a few schoolmates plus whipped at sunrise for leaving the hostel late, there was nothing else that made life undesirable there; it was a very fun place: Friends, Main Hall Concerts (or Productions), Library, MAPA Festivals, sneaking out to watch Arsenal games, UEFA Champions League nights in the hostel studyroom, Weekend flicks, Sunday service plus lunch, appreciating beautiful campus Women passing through our school side, etc...

Policeman attached to Field Force Unit (after working for the Armoury) at Arua Central Police Station parks car around Sunday 24th April 2022 and hangs himself; leaves no suicide note. Martin Aluma, who was Andrew Felix Kaweesi's bodyguard before the former Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIGP)'s 17th March 2017 assassination gives the keys to his motor vehicle to a woman he is staying with at Ayiko Cell, Ayivu Division in Arua City at 8pm saying he is going on a journey. His body is found hanging on a tree in Mission Cell, Komite Ward, Ayivu West Division, Arua City at 6am...

Bright Namusoke, 20, a Senior 6 student at Kitebi Senior Secondary School hangs herself with a rope at about 4pm on Wednesday 6th July 2022 in Ngobe Zone, Bunamwaya Division, Ssabagabo Municipality, Wakiso District. Relatives tell Police how Namusoke returned from school and informed them that a teacher abused her and she was very angry; they don't take it seriously but later find her hanging in one of the rooms in their house...

Monica Karungi (aka Mona Kizza on Facebook, born in Isingiro), 24, falls from the window of a high-rise building in Dubai (about 7-9 storeys) apparently after finding out that the man she used to send her kyeyo money to back in UG used it to marry a different woman. The waitress used to earn 2 Million UgX per month. Other people speculate that work-related ish-ues [BS issues] caused her to commit suicide. Her last note can be seen on Facebook though her brother Jackson Akwandanaho intimates that his younger sister was pushed (as in murdered) following misunderstandings with four friends who stayed with her. She was planning to shift after Eid Day. Karungi's face-down fall is so chillingly horrific that she breaks every bone in her body. May GOD be merciful...

Arafat Kasule, only 11 years old and in P4, hangs himself on a mango tree at St. Luke Catholic Church Kyanja, about 250 metres from Kabira UMEA Primary School where he reported at 8am on 14th September 2022 but didn't attend classes...

Private bodyguard Wilson Sabiti kills himself using his gun after shooting his boss Rtd. Col. Charles (Patrick Okello) Engola, the Ugandan State Minister for Labour, Employment and Industrial Relations in May 2023. Witnesses say the soldier fired bullets in the air while yelling that he had not been paid (about 4 Million UGX) for a long time despite having worked for the minister. Senior Presidential Advisor on Media Joseph Tamale Mirundi narrates, "The bodyguard saw the minister receiving money after making deals at Labour Day celebrations and was sure that at least he was going to get some money to solve his problems." Sources divulge how the minister directed that 140,000 UGX be given to Sabiti through his mobile money account but he gave them another person's phone number because he had a debt on his line. The next morning, Sabiti demanded for more money...

2023: During the DNA craze that gripped Uganda, a man discovers that two of his three "children" are not his yet he invested a lot of money in them; he jumps off a building...


NAYE OFA KI?

Suffer Patiently or Quietly (I learnt that mantra from Sniper School): Take the dark nights and sunny days, salt and sugar, sweet juice and sour medicine, droughts and feasts, success and failure, wins and losses, admission and retrenchment, kisses and insults, highs and lows! Life is a depressingly monotonous routine: Wake up, work, study, travel, eat, visit toilet, solve problems, sleep; then repeat. The earlier you accept your predicament, the smoother you go through the motions for 120 years waiting for GOD to cut your silver cord (Ecclesiastes 12:6). Unreceived Prayer answers can be depressing too like Prince of Persia and Greece (Daniel 10) but GOD remains LORD; remember how HE made meat fly to the complaining Israelites! Better calm down. A Nigerian proverb says: If you put all your problems in one basket and take to the market, then you will discover that there are people with bigger baskets than yours. You fill a kobi [Lugbara winnowing basket] and discover there are actually people with issues that fill up a big ogea [harvesting basket]. You plant crops and animals eat the newly germinated shoots while another farmer's harvest is robbed before he can enjoy it. Rats eat your property; villagers mock you; lovers switch up on you; employers do not hire you; the list is endless. Depression is not an achievement; you snap-out of it quickly before it overrides your hope for a better future. Everyone goes through Ish [Shit, Dung]. Barcelona FC midfielder Pep Guardiola, the Best Passer of the Ball in the 90s taught me: When you lose, improve!

When life makes you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just keep walking; Footsubishi, Walkswagen, Gumbootini, Legsus, Daihatshoe, Toeyota, Shoebaru, etc! Depression is merely prolonged sadness; it's when you experience a brain attack full of insidious lies and half-truths week after week. According to Psychology Today: Unlike being unhappy, depression is a very intense feeling of deep sadness and despair that can last for days, weeks or even months. One Sunday morning, my father returned from Church, found me sweeping at the entrance and told me with distress in his voice that by living quietly, I lose the opportunity to become important in society; maybe I let him down with my silent lifestyle because am not visibly active in public places (nor very wealthy) but that convo almost deflated me. I had heard similar words from two girls near Kanyanya before but they meant nothing back then. My father was so emotional about my low-key status that I felt like my spirit was about to leave my body but used a 7-second window to sit down on a skyblue plastic stool and stay calm instead of collapsing. Making too much noise is not really my nature; I try to do it online instead. Baba unrelentingly repeated something similar on Monday 15th March 2021 and I felt about 83 minutes of pitchblack gloom within my soul until I got a very uplifting surprise message at 23:23 (just before I slept) from my ex-hearthrob whom I grew apart with in February 2005 (which was heartwreck for me) though we reconciled later. It was as if GOD whispered to her to check on me; her timely message healed me even though I solve my problems through Dreamvisions: I try to exist silently like a plotter because the mind is the command centre of everything that concerns you. Life is wild, I have to be very prudent! My mother told me I have no money and always stresses that am jobless. Every sunrise is a fresh beginning: No matter how dark the night, the lonely Sun always rises (to shine brightly) again without complaining. Cheers to new days, resets and restarts! Whenever people shame my skinniness, I feel absolutely nothing - zilch, nara; my bodysize is the frame GOD gave me and am proud of it because I do not have to worry about weight loss exercises like obese people. I fast food every week to detox my body and also for spiritual reasons. I know am not perfect, so there is nothing anyone can say that can make me hate my life; I already know my downside. A Senior 5 classmate in my new school Macos (where I had been sold by SMACK despite getting 15 points which was within the promised 17 point cutoff mark threshold) kept calling me "daft, stupid, fake and boring (with cassava-stem legs)", but instead of believing him nor feeling shredded, I fought back mentally and almost killed him with physical punches. All he wanted was for me to amuse him about "Women, Arsenal and Computers"; how absurd! Simon (the fisherman or the other of Cyrene who carried the cross for YESU) says: Shut the fuck up! I will cut off your ear or break your nose. He did not even intimidate me; I had seen scarier boys in Kisubi (murderers, bullies, homosexuals, thieves, witches, etc) but the Devil was probably using him to try and steal my peace. We all get bored, but it is primitive to blame others for your boredom; sneak into class with a radio scanner, Walkman or something else like a magazine or novel. I told him in his face that I was "going to bury" him if he did not stop belittling me and he eased up. He would check my grade results to confirm if he had done better than me but find out he was actually dafter than me in academics; I always scored more points. Having knowledge about many earthly things does not mean I can tease other people about their ignorance (Tebagala kumanya [Translated from Luganda: They do not want to know]); noone owns knowledge nor correct answers, not even Bill Gates - his role model. I forgave the prick to save my own soul from damnation. The only knowledge we need is that JESUS died on a cross for our sins. If no employer hires you for a job, it's probably the LORD giving you Time to become an entrepreneur; use your talents, if not five, then at least two or one! Throughout boarding school, I bedwetted (and even a girl I fancied in primary school knew it), but it did not make me hate my existence. The harder I prayed not to bedwet, the more I peed in my sleep on some nights as if some water spirit was blocking my prayers and mocking me. The only efficient remedy I got was to put a waterproof Macintosh sheet on my mattress; I would recommend a mattress protector to anyone (including toddlers) with bedwetting problems. My beloved cousin rebuked me as "lousy" in 2010 and it felt like a belly stab but I forgave her tongue, then a South Sudanese chick who wanted me to teach her the Luganda language also labelled me a "useless man" via Facebook all because of money matters and I lost interest in chatting with her: Being dead broke is the root of all evil. I do not worship money; my trust is in GOD who feeds sparrows and clothes flowers, so moolah ain't a thing. Money is not even more valuable than family nor friends; it's just a number. Wait when digital currency becomes the norm, mere digits on screens depressing us for no reason. Money comes and goes, eat it like Pakistani rice: I use the little money in my life like other tools eg pliers, but the Almighty is LORD of the entire universe. Worship GOD, not Mammon money!

Organisations like Uganda Police Force (UPF) Emergency (999 or 112), Uganda Foundation for Suicide Prevention (UFSP), Mental Health Uganda (Call MHU on 0800-212121 for counselling), etc can help depression sufferers deal with suicide ideation. If Depression is a monster, then what do we do to a monster? We stretch its mouth so that it cannot bite like Samson wrestled with a lion, stone it and cut off its head with GOD's help like David versus Goliath or throw it in the fire like the viper snake that attached itself to Paul's hand; it's all mental.

Pray to GOD, the Father through JESUS! HE can solve any problem; they are all too small for HIM: Our FATHER who art in Heaven... Give us today our daily food and forgive us our sins... Deliver us from Evil...

Amen!





Sunday

YESU Magazine (Movies)

GODisgreat, first and foremost! Without JESUS, no Heaven; hence no happy-iness! I have never seen GOD nor JESUS, but I have felt the fragrant presence of the wonderful Holy Spirit more than just once, used the name JESUS to escape from nightmares and met the Devil on Buganda Road in KLA City around 2006-7...

"Prince Of Peace" by 8 year old Akiane Kramarik...


GODisgreat, yesterday, today and forever! YESU Magazine (Enquire, probe and investigate like Deuteronomy 13:14) is a Ugandan Parapsychology publication focussed on Prophecy but most importantly JESUS of Nazareth [aka YESU, ISA, YESHUA, YEEZUS, XP, etc]. At the name of JESUS every knee should bow, in Heaven and on Earth and under the Earth, and every tongue acknowledge that: JESUS Christ is Lord, to the glory of GOD the Father (Philippians 2:10-11). Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10). Behold! GOD said: Oh JESUS! I will cause You to die and raise Thee to MYSELF and clear Thee of the falsehoods of those who blaspheme; I will make those who follow Thee superior to those who reject Faith, to the Day of Resurrection: then shall ye all return unto ME, and I will judge between you of the matters wherein you dispute (Koran 3:55 [The Family of Imran]). 

Like the Bereans (Acts 17:10-15), we should weigh prophecy carefully (1st Corinthians 14:29-33) so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. Do not treat prophecies with contempt but test them all; hold on to what is good, reject every kind of evil (1st Thessalonians 5:20-22). For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord JESUS Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of HIS majesty. HE received honour and glory from GOD the FATHER when the voice came to HIM from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is MY Son, whom I love; with HIM I am well pleased." We ourselves heard this voice that came from Heaven when we were with HIM on the sacred mountain. We also have the prophetic message as something completely reliable, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation of things. For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from GOD as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit (2nd Peter 1:16-21). Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from GOD, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognise the Spirit of GOD: every spirit that acknowledges that JESUS Christ has come in the flesh is from GOD, but every spirit that does not acknowledge JESUS is not from GOD. This is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world (1st John 4:1-3)...

JESUS Christ Quotes: 

Repent, for the Kingdom of GOD has come near... (Matthew 4:17)

Come, follow me, and I will send you out to fish for people... (Matthew 4:19)

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in Heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you... (Matthew 5:11-12)

So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honoured by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing... (Matthew 6:2-3)

This, then is how you should pray: Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be YOUR name, YOUR Kingdom come, YOUR will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one... (Matthew 6:9-13)

For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. When you fast, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you... (Matthew 6:14-18)

So do not worry, saying, "What shall we eat?" or "What shall we drink?" or "What shall we wear?" For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first HIS Kingdom and HIS righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own... (Matthew 6:31-34)

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you... (Matthew 7:7)

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets... (Matthew 7:12)

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn-bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit... (Matthew 7:15-18)

Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in YOUR name and in YOUR name drive out demons and in YOUR name perform many miracles?" Then I will tell them plainly, "I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!" (Matthew 7:22-23)

Why do you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? Which is easier: to say, "Your sins are forgiven," or to say, "Get up and walk"? But I want you to know that the Son of Man has authority on Earth to forgive sins... (Matthew 9:4-6)

Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the Kingdom of Heaven is greater than he... And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come. Whoever has ears, let them hear... (Matthew 11:11-15)

For whoever does the will of my Father in Heaven is my brother and sister and mother... (Matthew 12:50)

The Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again, and then in his joy went and sold all he had and bought that field... (Matthew 13:44)

Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in Heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven; whatever you bind on Earth will be bound in Heaven, and whatever you loose on Earth will be loosed in Heaven... (Matthew 16:17-19)

Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of GOD, but merely human concerns. Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it. What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in HIS Father's glory with HIS angels, and then HE will reward each person according to what they have done... (Matthew 16:23-27)

If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from here to there," and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you... (Matthew 17:20)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and on the third day he will be raised to life... (Matthew 17:22-23)

Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery... (Matthew 19:8-9)

Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these... (Matthew 19:14)

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in Heaven. Then come, follow me... (Matthew 19:21)

Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on HIS glorious throne, you who have followed ME will also sit on 12 thrones, judging the 12 tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for MY sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first... (Matthew 19:28-30)

For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you in advance. So if anyone tells you, "There he is, out in the desert," do not go out; or, "Here HE is, in the inner rooms," do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the East is visible even in the West, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. Immediately after the distress of those days "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken." Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven... (Matthew 24:24-30)

Then the King will say to those on HIS right, "Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was ill and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me... (Matthew 25:34-36)

Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this Gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her... (Matthew 26:10-13)

The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me... (Matthew 26:23)

This very night you will all fall away on account of me, for it is written: "I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered." But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee... Truly I tell you, this very night before the cock crows, you will disown me three times... (Matthew 26:31-34)

Why all this commotion and wailing? The child is not dead but asleep. Talitha koum (Little girl, I say to you, get up!) (Mark 5:39-41)

A prophet is not without honour except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home... (Mark 6:4).

Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me... Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see that the Kingdom of GOD has come with power... (Mark 8:34 to 9:1)

This kind can come out only by prayer... (Mark 9:29)

The Son of Man is going to be delivered into the hands of men. They will kill him, and after three days he will rise... (Mark 9:31)

Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing... (Luke 4:21)

Be quiet! Come out of him... (Luke 4:35)

Who touched me? Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out of me... Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace... (Luke 8:45-48)

Don't be afraid; just believe, and she will be healed... Stop wailing! She is not dead but asleep... My child, get up... (Luke 8:50-54)

Blessed are the eyes that see what you see. For I tell you that many prophets and kings wanted to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it... (Luke 10:23-24)

Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him! (Luke 11:11-13)

I tell you, whoever publicly acknowledges me before others, the Son of Man will also acknowledge before the angels of GOD. But whoever disowns me before others will be disowned before the angels of GOD. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven... (Luke 12:8-10)

Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. Consider the ravens: they do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet GOD feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! (Luke 12:22-25)

Why do you call me good? No one is good - except GOD alone... (Luke 18:19)

What is impossible with man is possible with GOD... Truly I tell you, no one who has left home or wife or brothers and sisters or parents or children for the sake of the Kingdom of GOD will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life... (Luke 18:27-30)

Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me; weep for yourselves and for your children. For the time will come when you will say, "Blessed are the childless women, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!" Then they will say to the mountains, "Fall on us!" and to the hills, "Cover us!" For if people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? (Luke 23:28-31)

Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing... (Luke 23:34)

Here truly is an Israelite in whom there is no deceit... I saw you while you were still under the fig-tree before Philip called you... You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig-tree. You will see greater things than that. Very truly I tell you, you will see Heaven open, and the angels of GOD ascending and descending on the Son of Man... (John 1:47-51)

Fill the jars with water... Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet... (John 2:7-8)

Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of GOD unless they are born again... of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit... (John 3:3-6)

The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband... Woman, believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem... (John 4:18-21)

Go, your son will live... (John 4:50)

Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from Heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from Heaven... I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty... For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day... (John 6:32-40)

Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness... (John 8:12)

Neither this man nor his parents sinned but this happened so that the works of GOD might be displayed in him... I am the light of the world... (John 9:3-5)

Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up... Lazarus is dead, and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him... (John 11:14)

Your brother will rise again... I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die... (John 11:23-26)

Take away the stone! Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the glory of GOD? Father, I thank YOU that YOU have heard me. I knew that YOU always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me... Lazarus, come out! Take off the grave clothes and let him go... (John 11:39-44)

What you are about to do, do quickly... (John 13:27)

I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me... (John 14:6)

All this I have spoken while still with you. But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid... (John 14:25-27)

Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for... Mary... Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, "I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my GOD and your GOD... (John 20:15-17)

Peace be with you... As the Father has sent me, I am sending you... Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone's sins, their sins are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven... (John 20:19-23)

Friends, haven't you any fish? Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some... (John 21:5-6)

Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. For John baptised with water, but in a few days you will be baptised with the Holy Spirit... you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the Earth... (Acts 1:4-8)

Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight... (Acts 9:11-12)

Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me... I have appeared to you to appoint you as a servant and as a witness of what you have seen and will see of me. I will rescue you from your own people and from the Gentiles. I am sending you to them to open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to GOD, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me... (Acts 26:14-18)

My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness... (2nd Corinthians 12:9)

I am the Alpha and the Omega, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty... (Revelation 1:8)

Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades... (Revelation 1:17-18

Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this... (Revelation 4:1)

Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, those who practise magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practises falsehood... (Revelation 22:14-15)

Yes, I am coming soon... (Revelation 22:20)

It is GOD who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship HIM. This is a Way that is straight... (KORAN 3:51 [The Family of Imran])

I am indeed a servant of GOD: HE hath given me revelation and made me a Prophet. And HE hath made me blessed wheresoever I be, and hath enjoined on me prayer and zakat as long as I live; (HE hath made me) kind to my mother, and not overbearing or unblest; So peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)... - (Baby JESUS in the Cradle, KORAN 19:30-33 [Mary])

The House of GOD is a silence within the soul... The only things we keep are those we give away...  If one is full of love he can do nothing else than worship GOD; for GOD is love... Are not Samaritans and Greeks and Romans just as much the children of the Holy One as are the Jews? I think the Jews have built a wall about themselves, and they see nothing on the other side of it... (Aquarian Gospel Of JESUS The Christ by Levi H. Dowling)

JESUS MOVIES: 

Civilization (1915);

The King Of Kings (1927); 

Ben Hur (1959);

King of Kings (1961);

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965); 

La Voie Lactée [The Milky Way] (1969);

The Greatest Story Ever Told/ The Divine Mr. J/ The Thorn (1971/ 1974);

Pilate and Others (1972);

Gospel Road: A Story Of JESUS (1973);

JESUS Christ Superstar (1973 Musical); 

GODspell (1973);

The Passion Plot (1976);

JESUS of Nazareth (1977);

The JESUS Film Project (1979); 

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979);

JESUS - The Film (1986);

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988);

JESUS of Montreal (1989);

The Visual Bible: Matthew (1993);

Book of Life (1999);

JESUS (1999);

The Miracle Maker (2000);

The Visual Bible: The Gospel of John (2003);

The Passion Of The Christ (2004); 

Son of Man (2006);

The Nativity Story (2006) is a very formidable Christmas flick;

The Messiah (2007);

Christmas In Kampala (Ugandan film) features many Ugawood legends including Moses Golola as King Herod, my Macos OG Nargiz Shiraz as Mary, Fun Factory's Brown as her sister Nanziri, Keloy Kemigisha as their mother, Salvado as Luuka who was Joseph's workmate at Kojja's carpentry workshop, Cotilda as Luuka's wife plus many other stars. The Three Wisemen who include two Blacks and one White are interviewed by newscaster Josephine Karungi for NTV at 1. Even Rabadaba sings a fresh rendition of his hit "Mukyamu" for the insatiable King Herod who calls himself "The Boss of all bosses". After JESUS is born in Kamwokya within a goat shed shown by Kijana (the street hawker), the main cast meets at the narrator Peter Katonene's mansion as a family, showing how brilliant Barbara Angopa's original film idea was;

The Gospel of Us (2012);

Son Of GOD (2014);

Last Days in the Desert (2015);

Histoire de Judas [Story of Judas] (2015);

Risen (2016);

Ben-Hur (2016 Remake)

The Young Messiah (2016);

Mary Magdalene (2018); etc

THE YESU CORNER (Either you go left or go right! Heaven or Hell?): 'Tis so sweet to trust in JESUS; HE is the Saviour of sinners, Name above all names, Defender when the Devil and demons attack, One Way to Heaven, Healer of the Sick and Broken (with 39 Stripes), True Double Happy-iness, Prophet of prophets, Agofe of agofes, Kabaka of kabakas, Emperor of emperors, Igwe of igwes, Kaiser of kaisers, KING of Kings and LORD of Lords. As a Dreamsurfer, I believe JESUS Christ is the Greatest Prophet of All-Time from Israel to Brazil, Bulgaria to Nigeria...

JESUS MENTIONS IN MOVIES:

Heaven Is For Real (2014 film): JESUS has a horse... Hey (Todd) Burpo! Next time there is a fire, maybe you can tell JESUS that instead of walking on water, HE should pour it on the fire...

Woodlawn (2015 film): Coach... I'd like to have a meeting with your football team... About JESUS Christ.../ One + Way...

All Between Us: I talked to the Lord (JESUS), that's all I did... We got our lil' JESUS thing going on...

Hard Target (1993 film): JESUS Christ, GOD damnit, he could have asked me for help...

The Case for Christ: Mum, who's JESUS?

No Regrets: JESUS Christ, I told her extra ham...

Lost In Translation (2003 film): This is hard, oh JESUS...

Save The Marriage (Lugbara film): He even boxes you? JESUS Christ...

Freaks (2018 film): JESUS, there goes my sellprice...

Fake: JESUS Christ, Daniel...

Fare: Eric, oh JESUS, oh my GOD...

Miracles from Heaven: Is JESUS also with me...

King Richard (2021 film): FATHER GOD JEHOVAH, we thank YOU for this food and the people who have prepared it... Don't let nobody get fat (Hahaha!)... In JESUS name we pray...

Freddy v Jason: JESUS...

What Love Is: JESUS Christ, you two are just disgusting...

8 Mile: JESUS, what happened to you...

Run: Emily, JESUS Christ...

The Punisher (2004 film): Ok! JESUS...

Inferno: Save us, JESUS...

Transporter 3: JESUS! Great...

GOD's Not Dead: Money, this life is temporary. JESUS is eternal...

Hard Rain: Oh yeah, I saw JESUS...

Moms' Night Out: Thank YOU JESUS, thank YOU GOD... JESUS will always be loving you with HIS arms opened wide, just for being you...

Bloodworth (2010 film): JESUS! Nikita and the FBI...

Pastor's Daughters: Blood of JESUS... I don't listen to rap. Do you know JESUS?... Stop all this crying and let's pray:... on behalf of my brother... Father GOD, we are asking... for a real Christmas miracle LORD... One that only YOU can bring GOD... in the name of... YEZUUS Christos...

Jingle All The Way: I'm desperate! JESUS...

Louder Than Words: JESUS...

Gone In 60 Seconds: JESUS C-why-ist...

Opus Of An Angel: Put in a little effort and the LORD does the rest... 

Dreamsurfing

In 1999, my Senior 3A Class Monitor Isaac Semakadde called me to the left front of the classroom and asked me if I could become the SMACK Timekeeper alongside Paulson Tumutegereize in Senior 3C (The Best PLE Student in 1996 while Semaks came 3rd: I also got Aggregate 4 points on 4 subjects like them but was admitted Number 31 out of over a hundred "Bunsen burners" in the Block Owners Class of 1997-2002); I agreed immediately. I observed the 2nd Best PLE yearmate Brian Baingana (Senior 3B) in order to improve my academics and realised that what sets him apart is perhaps reading chapters ahead of the lessons taught in class. That is exactly what I had done in P7 but regressed. To accomplish my prefect work smoothly, I asked GOD to always wake me up at 5am so that I ring the first 5:30am bell. Sometimes, I would wake up at exactly 5 sharp after seeing very vivid dreamvisions including one with a soundtrack; that is when I started recording my dreams on paper. I told Semakadde that I saw him beat the whole country in Senior 4 UCE Exams and almost a decade later when I met him while walking through Makerere University Kampala (MUK) with my Best Friend (named Lili), he reminded me how my dream had come to pass.

I do not claim to be a Prophet nor Dream interpreter because I have got some predictions wrong before like when I would share my dream report on Arsenal's Facebook posts before kickoff and some backfired like someone with spiritual powers would turn things around: one time a squirrel ran on the pitch and after that fracas, the characters I thought would create a win instead caused a goal against Arsenal. I'm just a Dreamsurfer who lets his spirit sail in the ocean of subconscious data during sleep in order to pick guidelines for my days on Earth: I learnt deliberate "Dream Induction (Asking the right questions before dozing off)" in 2018 from Elvis Mbonye's 1st Book entitled "Tasting The Powers Of The Age To Come". You can try that technique too as you pray before sleep! Let the prophets speak! My 2nd cousin Edwin used to say that as a kid I would predict the winner of UTV Football Made in Germany matches correctly but they were just wild guesses. Meanwhile, Frieda Faith Letacie at UCU labelled me The Mentalist because of my Editorial Cartoons, another OG called me a Shrink (Psychoanalyst) but I believe anyone can receive hidden information. We are all connected to the spiritual realm and can access Akashic Records. Visions of the future travel faster than reality just like light travels faster than sound. I have seen so many prophetic dreamvisions that make me believe in GOD. These include the Arua Hill Stadium & Business Park whose construction started in 2019 but I had seen a completed structure in my 1st Year at UCU Mukono (2003-4): By 2023-4, it will be a headturner. Also as a fresher, one day I dreamt that I would meet a girl named "Jada". In the evening when I went for the Madi and West Nile Fellowship, I met a beautiful darkskinned South Sudanese campuser who gave me a very friendly hug; guessing her name correctly was confirmation of the dream's accuracy. She was studying SWASA but I had never seen her before. I dreamt I would top my Mass Communication class after reading extremely hard day and night in 1st semester and got a supplementary academic bursary for the whole of West Nile Diocese; saw Hon. Moses Ali in a dream before meeting him for my first time at the entrance to LDC - I did not even know whether I would go towards Makerere that day; dreamt of a politician in power threatening his kidnappers in 2013 and during the day heard news about Libyan Prime Minister Ali Zeidan released by some men; dreamt that the Devil was planning an attack in Somalia and Al Jazeera reported that 11 UPDF soldiers had been killed by an Al-Shabaab bomb which was the only Somalia story I heard that day. One morning in Kyebando, I woke up after hearing a familiar voice whisper: Use a condom! I brushed it off because I do not believe in contraceptives (though used to market them in Makindye) but before midday, I was unexpectedly visited by a loveable woman with arguably the thickest or biggest booty I had ever seen outside KLA; she has very sexy legs too and asked me if she could mop the house for me which meant bending over with the rug, so I fought off lust and simply talked to her and served breakfast afterwards to avoid any wahala of adultery or STDs. What if she was a shapeshifter on a mission; was the dream a precaution or trap? I sidestepped Streetlions on Jinja Road near Conrad Plaza after a dream warned me to be brave: JAH guide! Destruction walk(s) with smiling faces, Bugle told us that: Fear no Evil! In 2015, I woke up with a hunch that Arsenal would beat Aston Villa 4-0 in the FA Cup Final; Walcott would score the first goal while Giroud who did not even start would score the fourth (Hoped he was on the bench). I did not see who scored the 2nd nor 3rd goals but if I had betted on that match plus many others, I definitely would have won some perfect Money. The 2015 UEFA Champions League Final would have "Neymar mentioned in every town across the world" and I woke up confident Barcelona would win it; Neymar scored the third goal in a 3-1 triumph. Even if Juventus had netted a 2nd goal, Neymar would still be the hero. Before the 2016 Euro Final in France, I sent a Facebook message to Olivier Giroud requesting him to tell his teammates not to get frustrated: The referee would wrongly call a foul that would result in the winning goal for Portugal. During the match, there was a disputed call that made Paul Pogba slap the ground in anger. The next stop of the game was a goal on the left side of the field just like I saw in my dream. Two years later in Russia though, nobody (not even Luka Modric nor Messi) could stop France from clinching the FIFA World Cup: Pogba vindicatively scored one of the goals in the 4-2 thriller. France also won the UEFA Nations League in 2021 with Benzema who had missed out in Russia 2018. Did you see the blood on Messi's left sock during the 2021 Copa America? I got a dream highlighting rough opponents but good enough he came through the match. On the morning when AIGP Felix Kaweesi was assassinated in 2017, I woke up from a very painful dreamvision in Arua asking, "What was that; could it be Illuminati?" A few minutes later, I saw a photo of his bullet-riddled corpse and froze. In the dream, I was trying to figure out who the Guest of honour at UCU was, but he was dressed in a uniform like a Policeman. I have seen people in my dreams before getting Facebook notifications from them by nightfall or meeting them in reality at most three days later eg my Biggest Crush in West Nile during February 2019; totally unbelievable phenomena. After getting a warning in a 2021 dream that a public bombing was being planned somewhere outside Kampala, I woke up to hear that a bomb blast had happened in Komamboga. I was torn between posting on Facebook or telling Police. Other bombs came later. Four days before US President Joe Biden announced the withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan in Twenty21, I saw him talk to me in a dream. I did not know what it meant but wrote it down because I had been dreamsurfing deliberately for certain answers. Although I prefer Trump who I saw in a 2019 dream, I cannot go as far as wearing Let's Go, Brandon! merch. I've seen several dreamvisions about M7 too: All we need is peace and tarmac; complaining about government is ingratitude to GOD for HIS gift to Uganda. Before the 2020 Coronavirus lockdown, I had seen a dream where Kampala streets were totally empty. When the impossible finally happened, it felt like Deja Vu even though I was in Arua. Dreamvision Tourism can be quite refreshing like Google Earth - you find yourself jumping to a downtown China Market or an Abu Dhabi Mosque; prophecy is not only about doom and gloom. There is also Dreamvision Cinema where I see blockbuster content. Sometimes I woke up and correctly guessed the movie NBS Amaso Ku Lutimbe would show: I'd switch on that TV channel at 3pm and get the pleasant shock of my life. Prophecy is not a myth. Personally, I believe the Enchantress in Suicide Squad and the Green Witch in 47 Ronin are the Most Evil film characters (beyond Hansel & Gretel witches) while the merciless Halloween killing monster (Myers) like Jason Krueger is scarier than Kawuula, Dracula and his three brides, IT, Jeepers Creepers, Valak (The Nun), Zombies plus the evil spirits in Ghostbusters or aliens trapped by Men In Black; there is No Country For Old Men. Everytime I see Pinhead from Hellraiser (film series), my skin starts itching; thieves are punished in Hell with pins in every body-cell. Dreams are not hopeless imaginations; even Typhoid nightmares explain something. Malaria meanwhile comes with fuzzy sight but it is still devilish. Life is spiritual; Dreams are a journey into the Spirit World and can be symbolic whereas Visions show you exactly what is going to happen. I do not claim to be holy; only GOD is holy and worthy of worship. I know my sins, that is why I need JESUS like everyone else. On Thursday 30th December 2021, I dreamt about being picked out from an auditorium filled to the ceiling (about three levels) with all the evil people who have ever existed in movies (or reality: Most Evil at the bottom) and flew towards the entrance to view a raised area with steps on the left like Heaven after Hell where I saw Levi Juice packed by clean and diligent women wearing gloves but supervised by one man who just stood and said nothing; a young "GOD's Son" dressed in all-gold with black glowings from his Chinese triangle hat to trousers plus a Security Control Room where you can see everything happening on Earth through video screens like Video Assistant Refereeing (VAR) including dudes throwing a glass jar at night into a certain compound after they are told to get off a white wall fence; it injures the hands of the man who tries to grab it when it lands down. GOD hears every thought too. Psalm 94:9 asks: Does HE who fashioned the ear not hear? Does HE who formed the eye not see? When HE replays secret unspoken thoughts on a black panel with multiple small squares that flicker pink according to the sound frequency of the recording in the right corner, you can actually judge yourself and feel repentant like Morgan Freeman who questioned GOD's logic (after the self-confessed atheist acted film roles portraying the Almighty). The following day which was the last one of the year, I found an unexpected Facebook friend request from Erica Mukisa Belinda Kimani, the former Ugandan witch who served the Devil for 18 years before visiting Heaven after her deliverance. Her story has always fascinated me because I was born in Jinja where it started and believe her no matter how deeply crazy it seems. After all, as a kid I wanted to get magic powers from an island on Lake Victoria beyond Jinja Sailing Club even though I didn't know how devilish it might be (Erica claims to have spent 7 years in Hell somewhere under the Jinja water). Before that, the last time I had seen a more troubling dream about Hell was when I woke up around 2017 to discover a video by a Korean girl who prayed very hard all night in 2009 and was shown by JESUS several visions of eternal torture which she painted with other artists. She warns against watching violent demonic movies that torment the soul, drinking spirits of snakes, smoking tobacco grown in Hell, making pornography, ignoring the Word of GOD, cheating on your spouse, suicide, telling lies, homosexuality, theft, etc. Repent your sins! Connecting my dreamvisions to waking reality has always been something I try to do; they offer some sort of alternative briefing report about what to expect when I awake: GOD is closer to us than the thoughts in our minds. One day I woke up after seeing a "Nissan Skyline" radiator design. I went to town in a taxi but walked back home early via Wampewo Road. When I reached a road that cuts left near some Kololo apartments, I saw a beautiful angelic-white probably brand new sedan rolling towards the avenue. I stood on the sidewalk and let it pass with a smile on my face because I had never seen a car like that before except in my morning dream. When I googled for the latest Nissan Skyline, the resemblance was prophetic. KATONDA munene! 

I spent money recklessly in 2018 and remained with only a 500 UgX coin. A dream told me to tithe it in one of those trademark Church of Uganda bags with a wooden handle at the top and I obeyed which means my wallet became zero on that particular Sunday. By Tuesday, I had received a brown Arua Public School envelope with 500,000 UgX banknotes; GOD does not drink porridge. I cannot disclose all the prophetic dreams I have seen in this millenium but they are very many...

Ayiko mani ci, YESU oji onzi mani [Lugbara Translate: There is happiness for me, JESUS washed my sins]...

YESU Kristo ni Opi!

Glory to GOD!